(navigation image)
Home American Libraries | Canadian Libraries | Universal Library | Community Texts | Project Gutenberg | Children's Library | Biodiversity Heritage Library | Additional Collections
Search: Advanced Search
Anonymous User (login or join us)
Upload
See other formats

Full text of "Harbinger"

HARBINGER 



V*»1 22 NO. ,H 



V\illiam Raincy llarptr (miegc 



The riarbingcr March Id. 19X8 



,11* 



Legal service 
helping students 



Total of twelve trophies Hon 



0? A»li» Chinliillil: 

Staff Wrilff 

Seven yesn »pa. ihc Nonhwesi, 
Bm .Aisix"t*»n:m <<■( ii|i • leg«l 
«ervK,:cj pms'am at Harper 
col|i€|te with Atiorney Tom 
Shumiwt » ctttimel. It u tuil 
itmnmgttmmgMfay,, 

"The pjiq»;.«- of ilie prufnim m 
:■'' tuvc an aiuviKy tvuluMe in 
*.(uclcms m • ttguim hmn lo 
olflrr mlniT on my Vfpt at mmutt 
tnvolv.n,; tr,:jl ;-,.,'uc». mi » 

all..* Ulr ,,.[,,,.;■„;, Id ,((■(:, 

umlcnt.* 10 mhcr pcnj** il (« any 
tttmrn ite »itorncj tduldn'i 
hnwlle llie problem himself," 
Shannon aiitl 

"IT* IKifriin' euTTedlly run i«'f 
J week on ThitrMiiy during tte 
Fall ami Spring serniMrfs 
Aitpowimcnli taiiiig ;(» minuic% 
Mt I'lom I to 4:40 p in jrij 
continue om ■Tbiiirsitr. 
(urn !-!5 to 7 p.m. 

Tl«« imniani » fundfti iri,ri.ijt:ri 
.wnlMI. »cg*'iiy feci, A« turreni 
iiiKlmtKlivity carts are; e%iHe 
tm fct« leeaj iervnes, Slifl'aty 
r««i¥t legal aitvKe hy paying ih--' 
iomwl fee o( S5 (n-i i 
Sttdenu and Jial'f can niitk . 
»P(ioin(mfM m the iiu,: 
actjvii> offii,,,., 

tacAcltcM B «lcd 10 fii 
n nwtsiionnaire u the in 
aiiptwimcni. "nic q»-HhnOT.mc 
IS ccmfideniiiil arni ask,* \iali\iital 
tnlorniwon *luch is und m 
■melting lin; nMWmew irf' the; 
pW(!)tiii'i. All legal' utttirins at.- 
kepi siflctly tonfidcmut twr. 
live atliimey and clrm 

The range of imuet Shannon 
hetpi tiudrnti addrex i% vm, 
Ptsi lufcietis of iiH|.itJry ha** 
inclMiliXl' landlwciitenjiii maiien. 
mOlk ikteiK A iccidcnw. child 
Ctttlotly. di¥Ofe*. d«Me»lic 
rehiion*. a* »cll a* lt«iyin| ■- 
jetlinf a hou.w or inionio^i 
Shan not) he I pi liieniii ;., 
'iwlcnMd wliii.'iheir rtghb an: in 
•It ihcK situitions 

Cenain lyjn-^ of ..in,- 
from ihe ptosra.ro n.u:, 
■■■' '■ whtc'h involves a 
! iMertii tuch m » 



conflm of inicnai, SImiimm »ilt 
ri:fcr Ott mukm » ihe NohIi^ikiii 
B.ar Awxiaiion in Mi„ 'PUMpet:! 
which H'lll provide the tiudeni 
wi* a referral. 

Shannon re c«'>m mentis, ihal 
studenb consuJl wiOt » Uv.-. 
•licnevei iliey me iiuurc » 
Ihfir richu tie in a partnu;..; 
'Huaiiiin, cvp,;, lalf', hrtirre 
^■igning liomnirnit iriv, living a 
vignifican; , | nwncy 

such it". '■ '.riling a 

ttiMv.; 

*^*''' ■ ■ ■■■ti.iltni.m mav h- 

able i,. I, . 
prtAtem du 

■ phonc' tAi:. ,., ..., .„ .. ,„,, 

ivhcre ■■« iiMleM hii a diii|Niie 
tfith ji kKiil inen-hani atnnH ihr 
4.ualiiy of nierchandne 
pmhascd.- Oihcr studcnii mav 
vcck legal advice in mm dun 
ofie sexfton 

ShaniH'in'-: 
ini'liidc h." 

tc^iai dui'ui't..... .,. 

tiicM III ttwn. siv, .,„, 

«ii*'iib what wr. 
I provhle 1 1 

'ii * lee'K 
rte in 



'1.' rM"*u,a: viiK,tcTl(\ wilh 

adtliuiinal tiittiniMiion atail (kw 
legal righfe. Shannoit is offermi 
» one credit cl.ui through 
romuiiicl r.Jiitaiion called 
The class 

' ■■ ■■ - ■ . '"cait'd in I) (05 
im Thui'wiiiyj, troin Mart* I Tilt, to 
May 12ih. from 7 to H'10 p.m. 
THe »ui« will [irtivKle ttiidentv 
*ith "legal (acl,j thai rverv 
perwin needs to liniiu .iK-ui ,,j„ i. 
itimgs m |x-fsoiial li.i*':hi', i,, .,■,,; 
ru'hn iratfic courr., .tn.-itv 
iJoplion und I'lhci lcf,.il 
' .1 [¥i:*lcm!« " 

SlHwiim wiMlii mt «ii<(enis lo 
he 4«)»rc ituil legal' j»r¥fc:e» arc 
■'» <■■>( the many services (irovided 

Ift'U.Tll 



dispute betwcM l«ci Harper 
fiucteitt, a swieiw and a facutiy 
nK-jiiter. or • itwkm and am 
mlRtnoiraliir. In catei w*oi¥inK 



"y HarpeT Colic ft 

clMHic;. *t ihint i: 

go«id' protram. ., ,,, 

reJauwly few, te|al piogiaiin m 

the .sBie or couniry.- Shj|iiM.>ii 

said. 



Off Her Rocker 
With Our Mom 

,By Liz Brousseau 

Page 3 



Harper Speech team 

takes second in host 

tourney 



»» 1 *rn I'MUtm 
1 .(ti..t ml hlrr 



■uid. a .W'cciod |>(ai. 
in Ik* 9ih wintMl > 



I'Cd Marpci 
ctv,.' II, .nil. 



'•ll.-t'. r 

■• ...III. I-' 



In j'tldition to l.ane, wtir. 



rmtcrh-d (ir--i m the in,iivi,lij:il 



.,1 111 




l«.-f siudeiusio um 

M,ir.;JIi<i,- 11 „.. I, 



:iney 

• '-'tus. 

.!iiiiparu> half 111 

ihan one t'c;ir of 



/■: > .'tMMW' iiWIJ' 



Minority Affairs Task Force to 
raise enrollment 



«y Cilwla ('• 
"iurt Wril.r 



W..|h. 



1 *i>k f-.i'.m; 
will m:ilf 



MiMiiit) M\nu 
The task lot.' 
sugge.slHHis : 
ii'i'ipk-meniai:. 

loice will he looking ,, 
miiMwiiy role nitidcls. fma..>,.„,; 
■id leholarstwpi, an oolreach 
prctpiMi, incRjise cwwdinaiion 
Willi area high 'sehcKils and (our 
year colleges, support rocnoriiy 
slinleni cluhs and organiaiMMis 
and hire more mmciriiv facnliy 
andittirf. 
Ai of tht: fall of 10K7 the 



|ierceilU^!'i: 'nl (lun.i'riiv '..niili'iit'. 
ill HariX't '*'a,s 1(1,1'*. '"niis IS 
si,imeiliiris well he working for 

'"' ■' '"'"■ "■■■ "*•''• have only 

'■I t think II 

h V TU ■ « I 



i'ec.klcwol Siii. 

NaiionwKl 

. ... facing (fccrc.,.,'..' " m iiniaiiii, 

tnltmcni. Ihc rrh.m 

mm unity College 

rmnission slated in a recent 

.-trnrt that. there is a slnrng 

awareness that atirihuiion rales 
of Mack and Mispantc ,sl,udents 
remain high, and ,lhai dcgrix 
ailainmeni and Uansrcr rales lo 
(4-yearl insliiutions remain 
low." 

Hespimdmg to the need of 
inereasmg mmority en,rollm,cm 



Movie Review: 
Frantic" starring 

Harrison Ford 
Page 4 



The Happy "A Night In The 

Travellers Guide i.ife Of Jimmy 

By Peder Sweeny Reardon" Reviewed 

Page 5 Page 7 



many 
hem,,' ■ 
wilt 



Ihc c.)mtTii.4sion's rciii,>rl 

> 'v!hI, "riimmuniiy tollegC)% 

"1 K .,, interned thai ihc 

, ... di»>i d.icv not rcprcscni 

itr revolving door' " 

In order to [in-v.-ni ihc 
"revoKmp door" the task force 
has rcuigiii/,cd the needs of 
inimirity siudenls which int:lude 
a racully suppottu-c campus 
climate, an oricntaliim or goal 
setung period wiih a follow' up 
wilh a mentor, role models and 
diKercni high school 
cnvironmeni. 



Sports: 
Kim Frye 

Named MVP 
Page 12 



-Features 



The Harbinger March 10. I«JSS 



Page 



Automatic 
doors 



Special Staff 
Awards 



kliK 






Dim., tor <tf" n«>.iM<:-i 
Siu.t. ■"•' To'T 

■['hot;., I map 01 

the kK,i.tntn* i.>r irn' iii-w (fwei 
ii»«%,r<i i«l lutwnaiK cwraiKo 



.i;>.ir 



(Ktioii^ i,.iJhiiI a. \c'.\K 111 the 
*iors (XI t;in:i[)us liwu- a freal 
deal ii! K- iksmill'. t»ul will also 
gfcallv help H;H"|:>4*f"s clwiMcil 
fiiiik;nb' mancuvtT'"-- 

The *wri .11 
IlK Wlowing I.-. ■ 
Bktg , , i.'ii.st AKJr, A - B Ui: . . N- W , 
S-W (rtijin) an<! F':«*t iti;»">rK" P 
B'lalf .. South (k«>< ^ 

W «l«>r, D-Hl.' •.! 

"Iinocltl*" iimx\: .M,ilil>; . N-I- 
6(»v:. 0-Bkl|t.- E.MI ikH'ir; and 
tl-BlJc ,\ . • :. ■" ■-■■ ■ , 



will. hoi>c> TiicimpMin, hring, 
Juahlcil iUntcni" I he i-jrcalcr 
attessihiUl) ii> tampus 
huiMmj.;-! ihcy nt«d, 

Bctiilf* the tloor 
inaallulifHi, 'niiimfK,iiii -.iw Ilk" 
>liv;iWcil Sluilrni ScrAitt-s hai 
not i?iari> t'f'''*'»'nK t"'"l''li""''<. 
illhotiSh ht: il.n:* miiiimii ilw 

! ' ''il lK'r«imwl'i tek 

*" ,md prrparrdnc^^ 



j^prrs. 



I'tulMi,: HI -. with th.; 

c.Mi^irtr, tnin,' continue^ 

mainly the 

itnt with ihc 

•.miw .iriii ii:i:i nil Ihc 

■ink" walks.." 

Til.' •■■ nitl only 

Uirfti' ' . but I* a 

nc».K...ii'i-.MiMi...i ''■■'■■- " •• 

mem hi- 1 u( III'. 
.\i(iiiinKltaIiiin 

;.ivn .iirij .•V.Juli "I r.i' 
|lan,.l.Lj|'ivvd illl \ '■ 



pjirl 0'( the .,\mc'ric.an Cmtntil on 
Ed«:ai.n»(ACEt. 

Si'tKC Fall .'.I I'lS? 
Thoinjjion h.< ■ • >>n 
HEATH h'. . .'.If! 

di'vtfl.ipmcni^ m ihi." li.-U) ii( 
fdU'Ljli'iifi 'il Iho h.'inJii'.iptwcl 
supiicMing opiioru and 
rt'souncv tttd ediung antl 
icnc'*ins h<»c'>klcit and O't'lier 
lilcfiiutn- llui di.'..iU *Hh a 
haiidifappcd tH:'t'-...'.ri .. ..-.IikjIiuci 
i'\\ an editor, I ' 
ihi- material ..• 

'. 1 {■»."» to At: I '.^IU^.tl ltl..'ll 

.inntnjlC'i the litial (Kod'Hi i. 
:...i!.u>I'i'* ulc. r-. ' " ' 

iH'Hlks 

i)isjl''4t''d M...I'. .u .'. , , 

■ is«i pre paring for Us M.imiiii..'f 
It! yfun nnn'l.mi Strti.. l^iiti.'.! 



»a viktiau |wog(a(ii ' 

ami include* s<wu 

■i' . ' I'i -a especially lut the 





Niiclurnal rmhions ai the Pajamiiriinii, 
wtiere a fii.|i nine wm hsd by all 



hi Mm 1'Ktri.mski 
Kutum* fdltur 



\< 



I'll 



Howard. Draii of Student 

tX-velopmeni Joan Kindle; TX-an 

o( Special Progran■!s/SeIvllC^ 

t:!,, .K..11, VI K " !ie.in ol 

... and 

t Trimee-i '. ■ ' ■ ■LXion'. 

'L)'.'e iiierM i:.l..m»€ h»h>criru'i 

, t"i :.-.i iti'. "I'tie adn'ii!!i..ii,.iii'irs have 

iuliilled Junes and 

. -pon^iiiihlie^ reqtiired ol ihc 

,,t l.iii: iH'Kiiioi'i in an c»cii'.r' ■ ;'.':: 

■■^ I'jiru 1,1 represented the I 

N.ijiiivsiniis .111.1 rttiemely pi' . ..!..; 

I '.itlm. Directoi have mad ■'::i,.im 

il Plant lliiri coniribiiiion •,' : . ,-_. 

Dean iit Conliniiilij; Contiiaiuljlions lo (hise 

itu .Ser'nefs William ..idmini.suau»s' 




BE A CALORIE 
Bl RNiNCi MACHINE. 

12 Monlli Student Special -SIS^) 



• hili M.iiliiiir (in nils ol 

\.IUIllt|s\ I. mil' ( Uic\ 

• lri-c\\iit;iils 

• ( inn|Hitt ri,rt! i.\i n isc jlikes 

• 1 ..ii(iiirt.tMiil.ii l.v.ilnjiiiiiis 

• \ciohii . low Inip.iil. .iiu! 

1 M'l'i Isr ^■|.|s•,^^ 

• W.iui R'lhk ( l.iss("% 

• \llll lllnli.ll .ll'ui l't'1'^'MMll.'ril 

\iiitk-i'ii' l"i"'.:i.ii'.i- 

• li'iiiih' I ' •■■f''- 

• ^■rttiliiiiiii'..:, 

• r.itiiiit:'.: Mi'iK. 



^'l^\^illl>lHI^I 



Will" 



MUOODHELD 



1 \Xootlfidtl I.al<e 

Office I Jiiipus 

KMM) H WiMKllkld Rcl 

.Si haiinihurj; ll.(»()r.< 



^Editorial 



The Hur»>inf.T March !(1. I9SS 



To the federal 

[overnmenn it's still 

" 1984" 



Mg Brmlm h M.t4 »>lclliii|( „«,. At Wm he n if „„. 
tm%tmy httmmt. cmmif ridkai Mcav I At world p«w 

Ihis «%eei I tamt Hems an nrliclr frtm ( •■Mrici' Prr^j 
S»r,.re ,(, «» .riier Mik, OKtelfe thai p,„habl, «I,«W»', 
•»i>r itertM mf. hut did anywav. 

II icriBi thai a Slanrord I iiivcr<tit.« iluttrni namrd "*u*a» 
Pi.lTMim hack rr.«i. a IW4 trip u, ■(.i.-araeiia, and mauled to 
If H iwftpir Ihal obal shr sa« upwt hir. A nr»* «..rv aDiwarrd 
ah.Hil P,.fr»nd »hat %b, «». »hi.h i„ ,„,„ ^^^ ^,„ £; „„, 
MKh»»l ll.m atr.wi thr munlf, in Viritinia. »hi. put p„aon 
hi« l,»i „f pcopt* «||» nppmr thr Rcacan adrnini«trali«if, 
r»i r.'" ?r""' *"""" '^»'*'» •"" ""•» "'»«Jc it, «a, in,,, ,h, 
mi ra« ordmrnlrr* Hhii micht hear »atcl»iiif. Si.ll .i,h m.' 
If in«, rr-rrad lh<r abi»c paraRraph. Thf rrM ,.r tou ma^ 
(twttiniif to rrad. 

Th» < re artichr tim •» li> dr«rih» diKumrni* relrawd tt\ 
the I m m late Jamiarj under Ihr rrfidim of Infwmalion lit 
re.«Bl.in.. amoag other thmp. fltl -mi.«il,.rin|t" jofr«ial 
eupHrniwin foe spjingi ,rf rtudents at lloeida State. Wkh.l4 
Stale. rrni,.»,e s,a,e. and Ih. uni»,rMtie* .rf Oklahoma. 
iuMiM*. Mmnewta. and Penn*, h -n«. fonnerled »itli campus 
tuaf Itrt nf I ntitd ( ampvin Anaiml \uf tear M ar 

M.»l ..f the tlud«nt> heinK ualihed. h,wever. «rr» 
memhcni of the ( oniniitttv in Wlidarii, Milh the IV.mte <,f » I 
Sahadw ,( isre.si. a itronp opp,»,d ,„ is p„,«, i„ ( ,„,„, 
AmeTli-a. 

Aiciifdini! to the diitumtnti. in the fuur leari ( l\P^^ 
member. *ere folbmed, no •ronit.lo.nu •** di«,.Mred Oh. 
»*". keep l«A,mK. Eujv, thejre probahK ,uM laiinft Urn 

In me. the funnvM line of all (..me from H,i.,v, «h,. hr..d* i 
national ^...deiil group iailed \,mne \me.H.,\ t„un.l..i.on 
«*«» i»Hcd Poir ••na.,e-. I tmss I mw, hr ...„>, .,».. hn^uw I 
al«..,. figured that Ihe r.^h, to Kritalnni irf .peeeb rame .ith 
no NtnnKt attached. Silh me. 

Inveph M(« arlh. .* ali.e and »,ll and Ixint: in 

After retetljoi! Ibi-. *l..r, (.. „n, of m. writers, h. lokl m^ a 
related an«d..te: It Mem, that 4 ,. .,f ,.„,.. j„„ h, „,,, 

«ieral hundred ..Iher .,c..»„,|. ..rr,- drm..,„„.,t,„t ,.„ ,t,, 
campus of < )h(.> St.,|,- ,n ( o(»mt.iis v. I,, r, lIl, . ». rr jurM.d fur 

d.%i.ntrrl> .i.ndml Aftt-r dtU rmiii.rit: i».,,i it„ , »,„,,l<ln-| m 
fatt h.- <'h.,ri:,'d K.ih .■unt.mg. Ibe lo.,,t (...1.,, , ,, i,„ 1 ,(,,,, „,.„,,,, 
Ihvm .Mil,: ■■ Ui,l V..U1I all be rrp..r 1. ,1 1., ,(„ 1 i;i ,.„ ,,„„^ 

• Ir-srm, .• < vr,.i «t,v rmtm prxmpll, .-ruiHrcl otK. .tpj.I.MUl- 

It'.'. ^ .. ni..r.,l m lh.it vior, MTiu-Hhtrv. .rv iti,-re ,v .,1 

x..v..r, (.,11 , Morv M..irr«.il.. ullmi..lrt, Loiehl „, .,„), hI..i( 

»eatrtad> knew: lli.,i p..t.„n..ns ,n l.,„ I lie C.mir..' \l1.„r 

.H.pr..,s „.•.,,,„„,,.., ■■•,.-. „k.n>„l« 10.. ml.li..,,. ... 

;■"•'■••" ''->''■ •'- ■', ,. ■',...., •■ ., 

Kiiiuuili.r Ull„ \l 

Hul ih,» 1,111^ »..«., vjnilal. as »fll ,1* ihou^and, likr it 

H.ir,- me ih,- „,„^,, vi h..I hM,s, ,„„ | „„•• ((.„, ,,,,,„„ < ,, 

»"iir |>.if,'nK. t-hildftn. iir couviin'* 

M.nli.- I sluiutd iMM M-nd th,^ Kiltmm t.. ihr I HI M i, ,m 
ll».-n Id i>n.,« („, s„,r,, tl,i| „how attrntti.n sl,.„il,l I „.„d ii |„ ■ 
»Ioe. I.jrri, .ir ( ,irlv ■ 



I arri l>aiillin 
l-'tlil«ir-in-("bi«f 



f 



Hurhiiiiicr 



Wtih 



il.tiH.iiM.. 



Page 3 



"Off Her Rooker 

W/fh our mom 




II, t.ti H'mifitwi 



U,l nigM. tVwr (thai, mv 
hiisbandl and I »cr«- di>*:u<.,mj; 
what I should »ni»- m rti, 
fiilumn loday, I al*»y,i ti>n,uii 
»ilb Pric on ceryihing I do 
Kxam; »r tollo» ihc Mpdicval 
hf>«<.c»tfc'« jtuide 10 hctict 
living in a IW(>'<. marital 
rrlaljcnjhip 

So Peie (bought I. should 
wnic an iid,icc column The 
cmty probfcm wiih thai »,. I have 
no cri'dcMiak ai an advice 
columnHi, r lold PtK w, am) be 
rcmtndfd mf nl all m> ikills 

1 \\e thr nmr IVlcr *», 
^'.Mrini: hi 
'ni.:l .".LMrn 
tnil, 1 \ai,t 



I 






4-. 



'. gr.!v icari, mih the- 

iXliplclCly t<p[K:|J 

" ■ .1 iHiKhl to 

H'cauM I 
■».'i' 1 .>ri.Jii:,, . .,, , ..iucf" (*f 

■•■'■'* ■■ '.[vak u» one amcutKr m 

'('!'.» -1. ■■:j- Imdctcinen cliche* 

of the 

, crnihocM) 

!ij-. ijiu.f (i'i( our ',,i,i.fih(>.lk.ilcd 

n;),inl.,il ri,-blii,iKhi|)|. 

\\\< 1CJI1/....I ih.,i I .. 

I'li'hl Jll,;'f )u- 1,'JI !»,■ ,i,lr,,(l ,1 . 

htiiiis l.,Hvi wfi ■-■ ' 
iMilMdc. and he ., 

liH*k riu :tii1vi., , 



,uti 

iriinc 



<n>uU ukc m,arual ad, ice rrom 
hnn l.andcr»-a woniaii *ho iv 
i:li,orcctl. ihey would lake 
jiKicc IVom anyone. Well I 
tould be anyone, bui am I 
capahle of .iiumu .kUicc wiih 
ihc same (incsc ibat scimc 
cihibii' Why mit give it ■ shot' 



De.arLu. 

I am marryinjt a womkrful 
man I'lom a wmdcrful family, 
iind everyone who know* us 
VI,, uc .irc a wonderful cijupic 

1 iiH'd w he married to a 
honibic man fn-im a homhic 
family and everyone who knew 
us Uwwghi *c *cie m a hoirihk: 
inc«. 

The prohtem is thai my 
fianee and I have to pay ftw the 
emi o( the wedding on our own. 
and I canma affwd' to buy u new 

gown J vmiil,! Ill,, ui u.,-;lr mv 



np. 



1(11 



:ini1 I 



■ II 

.i.^ 1,111 j; A^ \ d»ini war die 

ndcfwcar, I am lerrihiy 

-■'liji ,bfHitd I do' 



■'■""•'down. 
1! are «Hjnwii 
' .ind wear ihc 

I'T ih.;' yli.IiT 



gently lap on her shoulder and 
remind her that wo.^ waiting 10 
use lh<- phone'' 

Pauenily waiting 



Dear PMient. 

My ad nee to you would be 
10 ftfM consider the option of 
using another phone nearby. 

If this IS ncK an option, ihtm 
you need 10 con.,ider thai afier 
waiting twenty minules. viHir 
need IS nra ihat urgent, and dial 
Ihe young woman should he 
using her own perianal 
lelqihone. 

Vour first step wtmld iben 
he to scope the area in as 
inconspicuous a fashion at 
possible 10 be ccriaiii vou arc 
not being ohMrvod 

When you feel l.xally 
confideni on ihi, mile, you muse 
remove your handy lolding 
cable scissors frtmi your purse 
(which no woman should he 
*iIhoiili and quickly cul the 
idcphoric line 

Thi.s gesture allows ihe 
yctitng wcwian to know thai she 
is not demonslraling socially 
■■[tcpLiMc lelephime cliqueiic. 



a* 



;■'■. p. 



m p. 



laiing Ihe heavy 
^s ihai one miphi 

". t.his ^iiu.iliiiri 

'l'"-> ". .1 i.>ii niu\l he 
.! I" t.ncl Ii. ilic ncarcM 
!i.l call '>1 1 10 ri'i'Hvri she 
I (t-p;iir to Ih.. |-,-i v.cius 
.■'..uld 
any 



HeorttFir Corner 



;.> iioilk,all) ccrj 
. .■'.,. MvCACcn 4(1 jnil 'S(i 
I'f jge and annualK alici 



'" .1 111 ui «,(»,» p.tn .mi 
'•l.n M.irch :?ft (rom ^< iN 



SH^m (or each 01 "illKKK'! |i,i 
hi.ih 
Ihe Health Service staK. 

\ 1(1-, ha, additional infdnnaiion 

-•n iho pi.Kcdurc and |., avail.ihlc 

• 1 atis»i-» youi ijucsiiiin-. .ilxuii 

■ Mphj and hrcavi self 

-n 

n luu *iih 111 schedule lIlC 

rnanimcgraph, ut l.^lcllporllM■. 



■It, asvcssmcni. 1.111 

.1 'i..ij.-ii.,i. !ii .Scr'vicc, tnccirfs'iraicd 

.11 -UK :i,,s 

'' ' * ■ •■ 'lull siiu iliaiK,'- 

t hcalihy hi, 
jdici Ihal hria.i 

■ .I!'-., I t-, .],.i,-, I, ,t (he hc'iicr iric 



IILL'AJl is HIK (JRfAT 

\Mf Ki< w I (>v\ i-AT pk; 

III I 

i',>r^\ I'lg priiinolcs pigging 
■ 'ui on priiducc. poultry, pasia 
•■I'd i.ihcr palale pleasing 
I'lii. i.-in'-, to pallialc pcTil id 
.■•ii..-f Tha thji-,notall.lolks' 

H',K t.il call iilauon, »i|| he 
J.-nc (11.I.H in ifv (alciena from 
1 I IKia.m ui I im p m. liy i'lukv 
I'lj;, pal, Irom ihc l>iciciic 
Tcchnici.m jnc f ardiac Kehah 
['nn;rani. 



=^Entertainment^ 



'^'^"■" '''"Ctr \I:irch 



l«. r«)S8 




Georgia n'Reefa iaB7-iqRR 

The Art Institiiu- of Chicago 
March5-Juitel9, l9Hfi 






1 ..Iff ;i(i tfi K. 



■^ilLiiatU A«0(.i:,ii,c Dirfttor .it Muwum 
!'llWtC;H r Mil,,;,,,!,,, 1 1 ,ri rulI,,Tl.,n K ,H 



■'"' "■"«. "Ill t>,„' ,,„ ,,^,,,, SiiliK 

Mjfvh .5 thmiigli June jy, .,^.,,1, 

""' ''' '"■•* ^.'.muM. '■ 

■• on ibc 

■•■•ri'LLs of ' -'^f.,.! - 

( prp«-:iii i,:ht Amcritm 1,1 

. H.>1K I].,,, ,., Ill in ['..Jl.T,! 

P'allOl,: 
Ctl\'v, . 



''Frantic'': 

The thriller that 

nearly was 



l'» I Jr,'i r,,i,llir. 



has u. iry i„ iraci, her dfmn film, 

Tlif ,Mily i.ih.r priihk-m I 

■ "'"i: "I""' !'lv.'.,i ,Ii,ii!i,v, h.n,l «tih itii- iiiiii I jllinlct lo 

''^'^k' ''lriuh,m,.rK- iMdii-r, "Franiii" niwls an 

►'.I'' \V.ilk„,'i ti.i«, ,.„.,• i-dit.ir I'ol.in^k, siviiiMo tuw 
'" ■ •■ ■:'"■•■ Jlii'f l.ill. . ■ , .,.:), i',,|,|„,i,, ,, 

'■■■ 'i-"l".lt,,' «■' ''■ ■ ^.,-v,;ral vii.-n. ■' 

■I'' :'.i,>n ..I (In- Li\I.,',i ,„,; „.„j: ,-,Mnji:,h t.. iii.ikc 
"". '1.1- iJUMil itki .iijtlicna" a*M\- <>i n. ^hkh 
■• a ilt'.ii)ly sin m pfixluimi; ;, 



1)11% I,, ahcfr It 
JiiJ I r-'fli-i) i«mi.i.h!-- 
rh,- .• ■ 



I- rii'ilutit; 1>,"\- ih.!(i 



'I'H- '.\il,„' IX k n 111 ,,(('( It il ii,,,r(i in-»niriif 
ir hiiti:! f.'MiTO f.vr lui j[>p;iri,Til ,t( .ilt ;, 

'■'''■ I'kcf ih.,:Ti 11 If. 1,1 



thfilU-T 

SoM'ial p!oi tiolc% rt-alU 
,s Julni dam|>,-n my emhusiasm 

.[(' liT t-fanlif", Mmply IxTauso 
Hiid ' ((„■ virci-n so 

,y com; 

'■■■ ' » ■'!■' 't iiio% tiiulj pel 

,, I Brian IV Palm a m rccui iliis 

nitu'ii-'' 



an, I ii 



■'■■■■I'i-'i Itic .■luitc 






'•iiiiS''^V •""""«* »mmm 



I #109 




'ntf, amiia. nem 



•■nuRTiifPiiiai/Dfs 



; MtTIMAIUCM 



South Piukthkni 
MJ..UI.1 mn't'i nt'aiaj hk 

IVlr«i wtMTI wt I l<>,M »• 1 

•*H CnitMia, Pug rin.im. »««i»,u,, mm- ; 

Call: Julie S2b-7?b2 I 
or Evette 439-3152 '• 



-.. .■•■ ■-! iWVI \ 

l'nsii|(»\s 
.AM) S.S 



'■■,■'■::,:,"■:;::■> ^ 177 



#167 



«ISf (MHMVI«.,fi ,„ ;,s,j«,: ,0,, rw«STSPR,M8«Hll! 



•1 




■eit NMer- 


h 


> 


• 

■psI tocjtinnm 
Oaytnn,! 

•• fll*» Ojivton.* Uftp' 


I 




Shoulmi} Distance 
Itom (ircrylhiDfi 


; 




■ • ■"! fi !■« ,. • . ■ - 

•wir i*r nth, . - 

« 

Ton nr Ike LM 
lu«ur» Coachfts 

fool Deck Carties 
Irern Oily 


'^ ] 




'"■• "»»»» ii"« . atuit, i„, 

fcf W,M,( r,j,J ^t„^r 
Jljlfim^f I^M, ruftl, 1,1) a 

niwa* uniiMMci 


*■ Har|»cr 


College 





=Page Five 



*; 



Tm 



-HS?,i;'AT DON'T FLAP 

'"'* ''^^' *''«* «Ar FAf/,. OFF THI. a 

ul. sunnvm.,r.,...,. . ..... '^ illt(,i 



I haie thai feding 

^ » tough day. no, u,m^iul f ^''"f «'='« rat.o I, w... ZZl 
^rnj .ky«„^, ^JtJ3 .t^it ; •' '''""■-" f^-™ - 

h> ihc Cac-, ,har \x\ bJ^'^J^r V"'^'»^'^^^} ^upporte.™ K 

m«m T ',r^^"' OHar^B^t IS ""*'"« "'^- ^^^ 
pr |»ny, «P«^"ed off rhe road and spLt!^^ •"?'"'"*= t) "are 

vtCcuJar hol«„« ,hich ,s (, fhrc IrS' '"' *^'"*^""> '"•" "'^" 

I Jhc .,„owm|. conr.^ r^;:«.f f "' '^^th and have cmc 

su.n.hl»,g "1.0 cars amfvLrdii^U -'*";" "^"''^'""^ ^"'v, or' 
M«t were a. the.r heeh. sSSS «: '' '"'' "'"^""■"" '" '^^ 

fr'^'''«r'"™»vc along Id Ha,L:'h" '""" ^*^"-' «-'™. K 
he b,,mb . eha,. .n ■he^Si^'^'^S^j'!^ ,^'> «'«'«« tear ^ 
S'tkly warm M,„k of an idhnH hu' '' P'"'"" ^'" »- -vc" the 

I tnicred the narimo 

gjm^ners of dayhgS f^d^S S;;"t;::':'"' *"'^""> ■''' "- '^- 
'"' •^^" "«*. circularmg ,hro2h I "'"''' ' ^^^'^ "-sKk- 

nuorescair digcMive tract Sri J "^ "''""'^" ^""cretc ,nd 

%J--higlr.y:,S ;fX;;;':^j;--'^ — «i and 'LZ. 
•« heasi ' '"^ ^^ '"'<• Ot-eper into the Mh of 

' parked and bid ndn-u m^, . 

•'ml ptumnmcd hdf«..rd U"hen l T "''''*'■' "'"^ ^n elevator 

•*ynrHh of subterranean c^ Ik ■'^'''■*'* ""' ' *""""*' "'•"Hf i , 

- 'he wau wnh a f.^^; f^^^ J;; ""f ^' ^'^'^^-t pi:.,,. :;; 

chott,r„ng a candy bar w.th.h^^Lri ,';'"> "-"^'^ *=^'"'^ '"■ 

::;;-- w.e«,et.rf.;:;rrt'srss:;:;;^ 

'"^ -^ and a ho, dog (a /, 1 ';*''■ '" ' '"'PP*-^'* '« •• „ ■ 

""«rnaMs a ,«ick oncete? twTtlc "' ^" '"^''^ '"> 



en 



kefliirf rkr\ "' /),,. 



■ '"<;«!//>' WW,..; 
OB rt^ Ki,.; 

_ ' "••"J «'«>ptd ihai ,hc ••»■;„.,. 

««>•'•-... iu.h:.::^,:;^.;:;;::,,:;v 

tTiteitru-* t J,"' •'*-*'""M nan, jj;,;in% 



ift/u- >, 



'"*■' '*■'■ '" 'ate with (he 



-if, I 
'iii'v rue (i,r my 
' "'minded thai the 
K-'tlie iJoves and 



•"vuJ.ou. rnivercant ,n her 



ll'i-ft c.il Jesus 

a'ways ha^ngin' "round 

*"» '•*-"ii; roimi uidh 

f"'v»^ showing hoi stuff. 



^-'W-crandbluee^eshadowsi.''"'^'''"''' 

^'"P mc ofr,o\'entvII"iK"V'^ '""'f"' ''*^^' '"> haReaoe .,„,i 
geriatric n»;. >. ""'-'a "f Argentina or som,- r.,h .^^''^^ and 
k" , ™ ''*''^"' ^''fg out connectin.. ,1 ■! '"''^''^ P'«t' where 

haplc« a.r travellers. T,ckct a^fn "'""'" '" ""^ "ipplesTf 
•schooling faciliti« ,h . *^*^""' '"^en't trained in SS^ 

'-'■we./,„;;;i '•,.>- ^ped -o deepest Ss.:;^'::: 

l^ -'me reg.,„en a. f ,! ^'.J "^ ""*™'ear run then," hr^uTh 

^'I"'rrel blood. Graduaiion dJ ^ """"' »" » "'"ct diet of 
hutnanoids can catch t \ '^ '•""''^* when the h.ir , k", 

tands M,,,,:;'"^'- •"" ^«* « ^' Chicken witi i;:!ngt;f, 

ldl,ke,ogn,o\'ewYork-Is^dd 
:i-..r„urdu. ^ *''•' ^'"^ '"^•"^d. humoring me. 

*-i fMela.ss or coach?" 
.^'^OMhge,the,ea.thesa,r«.,me>" 
««^ writing an^^rv k t:^^;";^,!!^!^;''?^ as -f amused. TT,ere is no 
l"».ge or your rude treat r.ett'^r ^^''"^ f^^""-""? vou , 
-ahc.vy.olut.onofsCLX^^^^ 
^.wytng prox.rn,,, ,o ,he -ooB custom '" "'•"'"""« wall u„h 
•'^'lould vou maniL-f m ., . ^"^y°"ERs come nnsT'- ook.p. 

;;Kiaysd.ue.b„yh,;;::;J.S^';;;;-;;yh^ 

a« Ifie sc-eun.v ^.a,e where the S; » '' ' *^*<*^'"S ""■ ' arrived 

'">■ '"^''a' 't s .".,.,r,ar„ n i ^'^'"P"'-''' were wa»,n. .;! " 

l^'''Plc uho have ,nv h, ''•'"'"' ^"nng this pnves; I, 

enonss.ooeKeephnnv „ ,,,^ ,,'[;"*= ''"f^"'^ "" pianes are 

;a ;d there ern.nvn,, an p.^a'^,'TT' '"' "'^ '" "- " 

-h Ic a small woo,an h.dden ,„;;",:,';;;:""'« «"■ '"> '^Hh-Js 

", >^""'n.L> -Ahdul' AhduP y1 ?"*''' ^''^''"? a lunch 

'"-^''■•msr,,'' *'"' ^"u (orgo, your daonat.ng 

" yiu manace to .vf ,.^ ' '^""t 

'i;"X.::s:rt"'^ ■ r'^ •' p- "i S^r^ ^:br"r^ 

'^^y Bronc. Dot^^tuE ^'"^ ' '"'*' «'- "> the nte :;f l;^: 

;;-" ■•< "ur.s:;i,::;;;^^;^n""^^ .,,, ,^^, 

he Icmmg bucoltc bo„ o.,^ , ,^^*f ' -P*^ he's not the p.fo,"' 
« ^c Mumber and generall , ^^^J^^^'ng 'f^ ^ense ^^ n^ 
«^^hn. lo,v ^^,„^ ,,,_„ „ ,^^ these th2S:"" 'T '^•"- '""*'-"' 

I un d you're on the n.-h, r.i '^""' 'Iv 'hemsc-lves 

your ogKaEc is nr. k . *^"' P'""*^ and \our n In, ,. 
bfo.nn;^ 1^ " '"^*ard and AKfut ..n . ' ' '"^ ''•'"*^ and 

^meU^"^J^'" '"- -ore ^^ Z^'Z^ T'^^' ■'- - 

^oc. t.., „.,,:•: r;:: ; - j-;; nap. x„. ;,:; ;:;;;, ;:'^,n,e 

-S;:r:.r^~ : ,. 

ff 'he edge of ', d, r- ^""7 ""'■*'" ^ •"'^'- ^^"e F^ C ov,.,.- r, 

«'*;'• ofaddf w! \ "<^^l«srf, fall unid he rru/re^h' JT 

''«"'" ^.>.».ddown iheu, :^^; ::':•;"*'":'''" '"'"""^ - '^%^ 

rhurik. Boom' " """^' ""Pfc'sant u,,v. ^ 

''''•ink, Ho,vm' 



•^•'•ij: Cat Jesus 

'■■*""'■ 'n"'Wir.g down 
•""■■' hf-'ke h.s .r..u„ 

"»' 't'orns and curds and whcv 
' '^^ •■•^«ltefi«. on the c«khorre^ 



' ai ., .H lesus 

''o'Hi; T-hc Catholic Show 

hcadluHng on Sundays 

■Jerry Schwartz 



Upcoming 



Tfie datm" 
Utiles 

• Iltc Came" *i!t eni wi* tk; Mjitli "W, l«H nm 

•t;;„.iiii neck ;i phnio of an c*fiTl. or it |iiiriii-ul,.ir \uc im tampn 



•\Vh.,-ri . 

.Hill put H 

■ ■ ':>UM tv ri,',, 

i-vi.:ii1 , ■ .1 , ■ 'A.!! I',,' . I 

•TtlC 1 i , 
will IHH Iv .it'll 1.1 (i.itlu, H'Mk- 

• i h..' '.«Hiii.-i i^ill (ic anni'i 



"TV 



I "lut ihi; .■I'lln, t''l,ttil 
iil.lmt: 



tliuii April 




LOCRTIOn 

«l 

*2 

»4 

*5 

«6 



offiniL 



RmRES 



nicjttC L 



'TteqAMi' 



The Harbinger March 10. I9KS 



l'at:( 6 



Women's Program 

Offering Courses 



f'Hf Harper Cnltfue 


lt..i 


\ 1 


H'nm/'ir'i f'rugram ntll lif 


rtij) 


Ami: 


lyfjrrtn^ ^rvt^rul t'^ur^r. 




'lull 


fc rrt^j%ur i^alf thf 


Ir.- 




Continuing l:ilurantin 






(tffic- tit IV. 1 turn. fxi. 




H» ■ « 


1-1 ID 







(■!"'■ a S; 



men m 

;■■•>■.< Hi tri\ 
i' iijrrviii 
.iM" Iht'ir 

h."j+tn I'll 



Ik- 

and t 



M, III II tn 
|).ru. in 
2.4 1 



.\, km,rlM 

"rititi.i. 



K''^''''" 

"■■'•Y'^ 



^ 



' '■" I 
.' 4 ? 



irti ,111 -ijusiiMi 
. Ill '*,()0 .1 111 I. 
iMiiliiiii); ;\, Hm>iii 



■ fri'€r\Ji »t Horptf Cell(^t 
fc.NNCUMC(_ ft 

MEWSPAPER 
DRl\iE 



.11 h. ii> W ^:,'- . !i+'uit-nt-, Jk»« fttUvHy Su*(ti-t4, 

+riiit, t.d.i'jM.'f wKitK (t,iM.Uti. 



lUI'li ll 



"r>-r- 






tl 14 



it.vus paper ani olumlou-^ Cai 
iriiut .;.ll htlp de.f^»(j Pt+-tys 
« f ii t« '1 ev p Ml »«*. 



or Vi'e,d. pTtAit 



i- PlaiV-i t Qagi 
Lo^- »* 3 off RmdW (U Cn+rantx 

, ' '- dropped off- any -Vim^, 
. *■»£, iuc<J<.oi« gttk-eni 

ot"vii"lejiH_ Staft^ Fatuity rr.enii 

; ■ '■ -'• wc Cart 






AIRLINE PASSENGER SCREENING AND 
SPECIAL SERVICES 



"■'■■'■cly Fram Sc 
'istble indivn: 



lild let 



■>• ' -■■ • ' ' 1 ■= • ' < ! " !to ni oppofl u n I ly • ■ ■ 

■...I''' . ■■',- ':■■■ ■ ■■■ welc;on>e lo .Jpf , 
■■•"■■vice a^nd scciiriiy reiaiet) psoiittons ' >ji 
■;■.! weekend shiiis available, Fiex^ibie 
parkim) provided. 



Requtremttfils 

• Mmimutn age 18 

■ Legal US^ mmm 

■ No crtrrmai mcortf 

■ ProvK* phone numters lor mfmmas 

(past five yma/s) 

• 'Thrm forms of 1 0. 

ApfMications and Weiv«ws.concli,tded Salurday, Match 
n. 9'X a m to 4 30 p.m at: 

The Caravt'ilt Motor tm 
5400 N River Ro^ad 
Ro^s«mont, lltlnos 

PiMse no calls to Wei 

f ■0' 'i '"■■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ >.:itloo, or inl«fest m wonung tt'i- ■ ■!!( 

.>',(■■> I 

hOtUr 




Buckle Up For Spring Break '88 



'1 s= 



Entertainment 



The Harbiiiser Mjircli U». I9HS Paat- 7 




"iL^atdon" JL^vizwe^d 



The Strange and (sometimes) 

wonderful world of 

"IlluminatV^ 



I'U' 1 2rTi Pjullin 



H>ii ■.! !;> th'" ■■*l>'"" "' I''''" 



1 1.- sin W.1S A I iiUi..-r.iii 
., TV >.i[!ii', I (nil ill.' . 1 .ii'.h : 



iltuminjli" n itiv buirivhr ' 
i"Vi 1 ;'i" .mil t .irrv I ::ir--.i' 



iiiiiwil ihi- iIcmI 
■'' • llhimin.ni 

.IS 1 in.'ll 
i hill v>ilh 

>k i.![ini.ikly K'l:>>III- 
■ ntslt'r. IS IkihJL'iI n^ ilh 



.illuT UmtciKC 
' .1 luiMcil 



lij S«»n CulluTt 
KmrcrlaHlim'nt Wrilirr 

siuiln' ;■: 



Kiiti,;ri it.iim-. iti.ii 
I,..;,, ..,,,,,.. 1,1 k.^j. Ill/ 



^u jj:^:i n .1 • .'1 



,il;:i) 

.ri.l ,1 



tilil) * ptai 
in;iti- !hjt I'l 



III 

rcslHrtlMT'iiUty *inij ^un' 

nwiu. "■ 

\\, I-. ., "iitnRi)' Rcai'Atii 
K. . fiiw ytmftg iiKtn's. 

m,.-,', . . •■ .;tK.»iigh moik'v Ml 
ihil lit I'M) killow hw tfil I 
txjiind prifricnd lo Hawai i ■- 
ciin ik-fiowti her wiiho* li--.ii iH 
teiay t:jiu(!hl hy her ixm-tin 

The jwi; ■■■ ^ ' 

..omim!,-i>l-.it'. '. '-1 . ■' 
U.,sky nmrnc'iv'" jnj 
• '.t.!i>,Hi-".a»J lunlvt i-ii. , 

him sell' u> 1 I'M 

,a Jilil nt,.:k.-r; 



l,u:i 
ii|iinii'iiv 
i'lini; nun 
nliniTi' m 







Eia t ■ i>a 31.1 



■ utt 
amuumf 

TIVB 



• 2 MT 
lEUTU 









• QPIM 7 DAVS 

10 «i 10 m 



FltlNDlT 
5f»Wf 



Oiii» 0.i:.c.iH3 



■ 1 1 tame I 
• Rcic top 



• iosinne 

• WnilitO't 




PARTY 

with Campus Marketing 

YOUR BIST DEAL TO DAYTONA 



TOUDIMVI 



«P «# %# ■ il 1/ 



wf mtvf 



$179.00 



INClUDfS 



>PEND A WiEK - NOT A FORTUNE 



FOa HMtTHM INFORMATION 
ANDStONUf 



DAN 
358-8038 




\l I HI II \.\\ .\ND7(I1 S<U (H 



Classifieds Classifieds Classifieds 

I he Harbinger March 10. 198H 



Classifieds 

Page 8 



( /,nu/icrf .-*<' Haiti 
U%tdtnt mm-eammcf i;i4»t 

,.i nl«!»ili(i« anon. 

N .H ^SH44«nr (;lav5tfi«4s 
dtp to itujht IltM!'»> are 

H.SO; 1.55 each 



EupioyBcnt 
Hi'ln Wantsil 

LF(;a!. SERVICES 
tR!E CONSULTATION 

for your kgsil needs: 
Include DUI, personal 
mfitrv. divorce, real estate 
Phtin'e 182-3800, Eves, 
.ijiil weekend ippH 
,i^.i.l.,thlc. 1..1W Offices pf 
Becker & Becker. M'K'l N 
Meucham. ^rd, floor. 
Schmmburj!. 1L M)l«'.\ 

(\(T)ME SERVICES 
^:.,nk•(^■l Discount 
;n40Annd nijnois $30 
:':4fl.Sch A.B. Child 
C.ire, Illinois $60 

",il T.IX A\MX'i.ilcs 

L'J .> Wiike - Suite ->fl? 
.'Vrhngtofi Beights, 11 

mm " 

BCmiF.S NEEDED 

(11 11.0 Miisci.i:s 
MAKi' MO\rv, lii ;: ;i 

^i\;! l.S 

I IKI' \VuRKI\(.(il i ■ 

vol \ I I.IKI- Ol'R 
U)[(S 

■ LOADING 
•CONS'TRtX HON 

■ WAkI' llor'SINC 

ALSOmOHI.Y .Skl[.l.i:„l:i 

TFCIINICAL .lOBS. 

: \Cf 1,I„ENT PAY 

M, i XIUIJ,- HOURS. TOP 

<'()\U'\NIIiS 

CAl.l, PAL' LA ft! 

INDUSTRIAL TI-Ml'S 

M)3-«)70, 

(RUISI SUM'S 

N«»w ' '.!/F Summer 

* ' ■ ■ ;''pi>nuniiie% 

Frairil, L^celicnl pay 
(■1.1..- *oild travel, H.,iu;m, 
Bah.tm:i5. Caribbean, etc 
'■■■■'M 1. NOW: ;()6-7lfi 
■ !-u {■-:<.)<;, 

HI \ N VNN\ I 



*'on'ieiV\ cloihi"!' ^»''>^■■ 
fin per It nee pi 
entellem oppon.. , .:j, :, ■? 
cirecr advanccmem, Pleaw 
comuct Beih («■'':»*.»■ rCtfi^O. 

iif:i,.pw,'\NTEii: 

Fun, slow ■■. paced work m 
cafe ill m.i(or Retailer 
$4/b rl y p ! u '• . b.i sed i >n e x p , 

Benefii*.. cmp divcounl, 
health, pd. vacations 
Civru.icl Tnsh i§ KCMS.hlO.*-, 

ew. «VN. 

CASllFt)R<(Ul.EC;K 

Billions availahle annually 
Our computcfi/ed service 
locates source\ of financial 
aid matched i» siudent's 
individual iritereMs and 
needs. Results |;iia.ranieed 
For free inforrnalion wrtir 
.'\nicn t an .Ac .utcmi i 
Setvicev i)cp) ,A. fUM 
4312, Northhrook, II 
h(KKt6,*i...4,'U:, 

EREE< ONM M VI ION 

mo n t h 1 y B oo k k c e p i n g , 

Income Tan Returns: 
business or personal. Call 
fcir appt. Marv Alice Hess. 
(T'ACir ^ :'».:( 14 3. 



N.'\\MI'.S I'LLS Utcnixc! 
a,nd bii(ulc<l ace ill' v i Lull 
Free 1-HLNi TS2 ixi^s 

RKTAIL 

f-ull or part-.|im.e sales 
asssociaic for updated 
traditionat men's md 



I'arl-timc 

M \i\iFR mir. 

I nc ■ '■fded 

lO 1,1' .ITKtll 

.■hildren Aji,es ^ A. 1, tion 
ifu'ikcr. SUXt per w'k, plus 
riHittt & board Barnnctori 
.irca. Call: 540-K430. 

EQ:R„RENT 

ROll INi; Ml Allows 
R«»rn in a 3 bd„rm. house. 
Laiindrv & kitchen 
privilege V S''Oti,.'nithlv 
Call.: 2.S5''^.«)50wk.<.r V)2- 
4746. 

ROO.MMATE 

To share Hoflmiin Estates 

lowinhome w7iwo males 

Ten in in from Harper 

*S2«.S/mnihlv. plus 1/3 

utilities. M«l-107*» after 5 

p.m. 

Fw.Sak 

flOMFS FOR SALE 
("ixcernmeni Homes from. 
'■ * '■'" '■■ Repair." Also 
.leni proper! V 

■. . n...i4.0'SU ExY 
" . ■ ■: Into 

'. L'TOMOBiLLS 

!"s^ I'OM M'A 

MR 2 Red. excellent 

■lull lion Asking $*>,,"»«). 
(t V 1 .i in '>i'(5 

I - .rear 

'..ii'; , .- .'crinf: 

pwr brakes., .AM/FM 
Mffeo f.'».(KHi miles 
AskiiiK, S',2IHi Lvcfltenl 
c o n d . , no rust, 

CalI:541.!<W«) 



l«J77 0I,.r)SCi:TLASS 
Brough.im. 2 dr,, V-N. 
Auto,. A/C. rs. PB, PW. 

PI Tilt, <:-n,iise. RT>ef.. 

AM/FM plus many new 
iiems Runs great' .Asking 
S1.W,S, call: 3,V>.12h3, 

1977 OLDS RT'OFNCV 
Must sell, excellent 
condition Fullv loaded 
Manv es'.r.is C.ill I'ju! (a 

■WL.i24(MitM, 2X01 or XK5 
194.2, 

Bl.: ' ■ Nissan Pulsar 

N.\ ..d - gd. cond. - 

ali It.tther, Call Ed 
weekdays after 2 p.m. and 
make an offer: X'J,V-5063. 

Airros 

Can vol! buy Jeeps, Cars, 
■"./ed in drue raids 
-rSl(N>,CKf' (!\illfor 
,.;.iv, NI2..S" ,'4(11 



Ihi.ines Ro;nl\l.ir 11, 
1 1 ro v<. n;S u n bu r \ t 1 (ardi y 

used, received .is a gift 4 

vrv ' ■, " i'i Ed weekdays 

.III and make an 

ofter. »':'„? MI63, 

lM7I-ord Mustang 

LX Hatchback 

Stereo (" '.f '■■ 

wanam-. 

.5,9'*, In, ill ;'ii,i% ..iiiicrciu'c 

Ca„ll 537.7343 evenii>,|is 

RED H(,>T barRains! Drng 

' ,■ ' ■ ■ ' , ' VillCx 

i<iir 

.•\rea iit,ivcr\ i liiuic ( 1 i 
W)5-f*7.6(XK) Fxt S.Hi,S,r 

,.MMICACagSOR.[ES 

MARTIN STEEL STRING 

GU'ITAR 

Eleven yrs, old. escellcni 

ci'Hidiiion. .Asking S.4()l), 

Call Mike m »'l:5-455^ 

YARI CLASSICAL 

(iriTAR 

\s!>>n virincs. Sixteen yrs, 
ol>; ■ ■ ".:' SIM) Call 
M,- iss f,'i')( I 

Gihum SC */case $490, 

Mirstiall 50 w.att corn'h.1 
$4.90. Korj; PMf^ 4(I.K 
modular effects $M0, DOI) 
Mereo Hanger 'S20, Reb 
Ihencx X bass guitar w,/ 
case $250, Fender siilekick 
30 waft bass amp SlCid. 
Hiimrnorid Piper orf;.in 
nce>*- ■', -i >■:-■ i-Hcr, Call 
i.„.: 

VlLJI'i > Li.HJl'Ml \I 
Fanaionu' i idto i'.issettc 
player. Pa,fi,a,si::mic 19" color 
mo.nii,o.r both for $42t>f» 
Ciilll.ji,rry.#:|il9.3-.1273, 

FOR SAI.,i: 

Q'liecB SI, Waierbcd. 

Hoatationless inattress, 
mirrored hdbrd, leather 
euardrails. Asking 

S4,50,f)0, Non -matching 
mirrored dresser, chest & 
niiesiand. $7.S0,(K1 takes all. 



Call H43.-H3H9. 

19H« NUDE COED 

CALIADAR 

featuring color photos of 
nude Illinois College 
women Mail $9 95 to 
Ctx-d CalcndjiT, POB 434H 
DeKalb. IL 6f)115 1989 
Models Wanted. r',irn 
>3IK). 

lEMALE MODELS 
W ANLED. EARN $3fX) 
Pose nude or topless for 
college calendar. Mail any 
two photos to: COED 
CALf-NDAR. POB 434M. 
DeKalb, !L Will 5 19KS 
calendars a\ail.tble bv mail 
for $9,95. 



\I\sri K( ARD 

No.'nc refused Regardless 
ot .,rci:li< history .Also 
i !■: \^L ii.ul credit. Do it 
Call I -6 19 5h5 

,'.. „ si C154KIL24hrs, 

DO ^(H NEED A 
IIOI SUM E PER? 

1 c.iii 1. Itjii \our house, 

office or ap.irliiieiit, 1 >:>w 

r.acs. excellent references, 

on yrs. of experience. 

•' more information 

please call Lu/ (ffi 255- 

K'121 

/ II all my good friends at 
llarpt^r College: 

I Hji/i .'. .■ I':, I'd. \'i'H t-'^ ^'''"" 
A'Oi.,:' ,'■;./ \npp>-rl in 

,i;,','. . . . ■. ' (■;.■./ /</(■^.^ 

\i(.i \ If oulaki IS A ramtt\ 

lOSlE 

'Lhe famous air-brush artist 
I would love to be alone 
with you and kiss those 
Itwcious lips <.>f yous but 
I'm too shy to ask you oiii' 
If you know' who ihis is 
from let me know and well 
take it frr<m there , Okay'.' 
Later, from "Slick'" 



Joe Pan si 

Nice jacJiet, Who was thai 

female 1 saw you yapping 

your jaws with on 3/7 in - 
between J and I building',' 
Signed. You know who 
(ha! ha!)- 

Ljtnn M. 

Good luck in your future 
life 

l.inda II. 

How are you doing in 
.INM"' Why haven't you 
stopped by the Harbinger to 
at least say hello"' You 
don't even say hi in the 
halls. What's the problem? 
Signed, "Some ex friends? 

To all Hawk Baiseball 
learn members 

Do well this season. 
Harbinger Reporter. 

Nik & Kubyn 

How's It going? Are you 
•■till counting the days until 
VV Day? Nik. you 
shouldn't locjk so i_'l<K>my, 
and Rnbyn when 1 see you 
you .lie somewhere cKe. I 
giicss the problem is the 
both of you look lost 
without the other (smile). 
But then 1 guess that's all a 
part of 1. O V E. 
Signed, ""Auntie."' 

■ittenlion all interested 

bodies: 

1 he nurliin(>er needs you! 

\^'c need, writers, editors 
and dedicated people. The 
Harbinger has all of the 
hiicM ei)uipment for desk 
iii|i publishing. Skills that 
>ou can t.ikc with you when 
uHi leave Harper. 

If interested contact Larry 

or Pearl at ext 2461 or 

24fi0. 

Or just stop by. 

r<» Jtte Patsi's friend 
Remember that female you 
wanted to meet'' Well 
guess what, she thinks 
you're a hunk of a fella and 
she wants 10 meet you. 
If interested contact Pearl at 
the Harbinger. 
P.S. Don't wan loo long! 



NEEd CAsh For 
coLLcqE ?? 

SI4» MILLION 

•U I rjAf-JCiAl At!) WIN! UNCI AinCO 

I AS I VI AR 
Wf (AN FIND rUf FUNDS VOIJ NEFD 

J M EDUCATIONAL SERVICES 

r I', (•i:ix :■• t / 
'i."""'.L'i (,: I t(HGtii',-,. 11. too70 

L3 1?) 705 05?7 
wKiTi ros rstr iNfimnATioii 



M,ifjwi ■.'; 




iiy _ 

rnn«t wiinBce t 


STAII 
) 



I 



,Off-Beat, 



The Hiirbinger Miinh 10. IWX 



Page 9 




50 WCiA &1N 15 




ACROtt 

* tmmg 
tSoummticMn 

Ctutcit 
HI Ttimmo Ifttl'ttr 

" « Piflnw 

20 U«»imi 
£3 Sp* 

;'« Ti.ffi((i 

3£ Carii* 

13 FwrM nlandi 



14 F'l«p 
36 VaiMM 
3t iwtgaf 

43 €iat#nM 

45 Un.(J(tf(^.iffm«ms 
4(4 f lf»{|mHMtt ffltow* 

so o» 

SI Ra^Hin 

54 V*MV# 

55 Gwman iiM 
M Small chiM 
STTanf 

DOWM 

? Ca»Hu«'» Btant g l,„„ 

4 M«titlaran*if< 7 |i,«,,o«. a.g 



m 



y~] pi 



IG 



B Strips o« ctoth 

9 Wwm 

1 f *fftJ#ril mwiwc** 
"mtrumitini 




«.:ji:»t 1IWU iSI'HViCT 



Newsmaker 



I %iiii I 



b\ 



ION CALDARA 




Lf m siimm 





\ Af It* mn 



/ 



^ 



ftre nufi 
mc tm' 
/ 



f 



1 




yM i ? 1 



>i Uii'per 

.'.itrriffv; 



ill ■ ■ 



1 1 i , , , ! riji, 1, iiiml 
( ) 1 1 1 . I ■ 



l'i.n'fim;ii( 



. \.M" 



YOU'RE INVITED! 



OPEN HOUSE: 

ROOSEvar 

UNIVERSITY 
SillOAY,MAR.27 
1-4 P.M. 



pen- 



Come to an Open House at Roosevelt University s 
Downtown Campus or Albert A, Robin Campus 
on Sunday, Marcti 27 and learn why Roosevelt 
may be the place to earn your college degree or 
acquire addittonal college credits Counselors wiil 
De available to dtscuss financial aid. admission 
reqyirpmnr.'c ;iri() ^arecr planning. Our deans and 
iltMia ^ ids can tell you about Roosevelt's 

■ "ins, No reservation IS 
it'ie university with the 



r 'H \J \.} .J \jV\j\ 



fi ROOSEVELT UNIVERSITY 

WELLSPRING OF SUCCESS 

Downtown Camfius: 430 S. Michigan Avenue, Chicago. IL 6060S • 341-2000 
ANwft A. floliin Campis: 2121 S. GoeMwrt Road. Artington Heights, 11 60005 • 437-9200 




Campus, 



The Hai hinger March 10. 19K8 



Page 10 



SpriBinclil I-nrotlmcm in 
nai'le univcrfiiKi lux incrtAwd 
iligliily (iuimf 1)1 bsi dccKk hil 
u rxpcctcd 10 dKline itwxigh ihe 
year 2MNI Mid. Roland W 
Burns compiioller. in a recent 

In hil IM moMllly lEpon on 

stale riical manen, Hiuni noicd 
puMk bigticr education accmiMs 
for about 10 percent ol 
approffnatcd s|)ending from the 
lUUn's Genctal Fundi. Hiflicr 
cducjHxm tpemiing in TikiI 1<NI7 
wm St 772 Inllion. nearly doulilt. 
tlw Smi mtttum incm m riical 

MeanwWIe. ftai« iMivcnity 
enrollment increased from 
ltll.72«> in fiKal 1«« 10 
193,68) M ratal mi 

Alio, in BiuTb npan. he laid 
lllinoii* latirism budget of St) 5 
nutlion in riical 1^117 was tlie 
l«i|lwii iravcl Mtd of UM' so 
ilMat. 'White IHiMit fpon moie 
Ihwi any otHer siaie lo aiifact 
HMriW. ll nnltcd irvendi awing 
Ihit fwes in dotlart spent by 
otMkm. 

Rcimiing on ilie tialni of 
higher education m Itlinoit, 
Burns qiMMed a tuite Btiafd <>{ 
Hi|hi:t Education pndKlKm thai 
ewoltmeni in {Ihwiif colleges 
and univemiffis ilumU decline at 
Um *miah lite year Vm. 

'T%e inlicipaied decline i» 
Mfitiuied to a pipubtxm decmnir 
■n ihc lS-24 year -old itgie Kraup. 
Biimiaid. 

Average liMlkm and tce« at 
!nn-er<iiliM *Cfr M.HO m 
i.'*7, more ihiin .lnuM* the 
i'.'s iverage m I'lM-al ll»7«. At 
the Mfiie lime community 
i-olkge Iwlion md fec-i almoai 
-ItnihW fn>m,,Wi;u)S7l*), 

Total ■ipcnilmp .n"""" >>>.■• t..,iT 
puWit uriiVi ' 
JITi.Tiu!-,;,' ' 



Khlli' :' 
^y %1T !■«■:! ^ 

the appriij'n.ii ,. .,r'v 

ei|Wll'pn>p>n! 

Soiilhcm 1;,,,...,^ ,, ...htmiv 
rccrivMl |7,i| p«rrc.;nt. ihc BiunJ 
of Regents attoiinird for Ml \ 
perectii and thv Batui ,^l 
Cmem<-ir\ fcccivaJ Ifi 1 p-anii 

IN %tll I.UINS S 

Hf Vt,M;i:.,S' 

■riiii,IC.ciK-r.il Fun.! 
mtfif I'irsi <K'n ni< ' 
l<W*i wii- Sm miiliiin nunc 
than iiwipirnhle revenue* dufimg 
fiscal l»R7 

TraiMl'criin upS15? 

•- Income u* recetpu up S 1 2 1 

- Sale* tai. wccipu up S>»t 

- P\Mk iiiiitiy u,« teterpts 

' .,kT»l v.ni'ai;M'l«mn SM 
t:XM;NDt'n-Ki:S' 
TiHul «(Kiiiltlijro<. tfi'TO iK- 
f,.rt»-M< '■■■"•■<■ "' ''— (i,(M wen 

^ '« «Ti: s,;; u 

■■'' " i'riii\i(.iM'c 

-|it*i"iiiin:|; 111 I, 

Rcdindu viK'n.lii.tj; uj:> I !'4 

~ Ol>ei»lM»s «:[rndiiig up W5 

- AH other grams, up IIMI 
Transfer:* wit up 'VJO 

-• ftibt* aiit .; "i fs 

Gi«in»i'! . 

tpciufme I'ltivi !', .. 



Defaulters 
beware 

(CPSI Students who tend to dcfiult on their 
Guarimired Student l-oans arcnt di$hon«ablc. they're just 
[xxw. a General Accounting Office (GAOi report issued 
recently claimed. 

The GAO - which audits federal spending programs 
IS trying to draw a "profile of a typical GSL defaulter, 
iigency official William Gainer told the House 
Postsecondary Education Sutxi>mmmee. and is finding so 
far ihitt diopouts, students who suppon themselves and 
students who are stuck in lower- paying jobs make up the 
bulk of Ihe nation s defaulters 

More than half - 56 percent of the former students in 
default did not graduate. Gainer said 

He added the GAO s preliminar)' results agreed w iih 
the testimony at a January loan default "summit' of student 
aid officials from around Ihc country, organized by Rep. 
Pat Williams (D- Monti 

Many campus aid directors asserted defaulters were not 
deadbcats, hut people wh«i were simply unable to afford to 
nepay their loans 

The GAOs emerging profile of the iypic.il defaulter 
"raises than (get) grams" ihat don i have to be repaid. 
Aincrican Council on Education ofrici;il Saumle«% said 

In its new budget propt>sal, released last week, the 
Reagan adminisiratton suggested raising the amount of 
money the govemincnt gives out in griints. 

In its prior 7 ppipsals. the administration had sought to 
reduce studems' reliance on gra.my .. which are much m»jre 
expensive for ihc govemmcni m favor of loans. 



College kidnappings 
continue 



(ITS I - One ichool got a 
campus con hack last week, bul 
annihcr college s *a* sli>len. 

The new vtciim: a 5"ii6' 
plywood ptctiine of die characuv 
Beaver from die ilww "Ixave It 
To Beaver." 

The picture hail been part of a 
^-dimensional billhoaid on the 
Univerjity of Washington's 
Seattle caniput. and a pan of a 
campaign by iv siaiion KTZZ to 
advertise the show, which KT3EZ 
no* airs every evening. 

The station line* it was 
providing a tempting target for 
campui ditevet, and w hired the 
Phi Gamma Delu fraternity lo 
guard It. maikeiinf Director 
Cathy Keller laut 

The gwwdt appamly fat led 

Keller warn.* tlic picture back 
1 don't care how they do n. ihe 
Phi Gamma* will he on a 2-week 
Beaver hum ' 

Bul a bet) Ihat had been suilen 
from the Nivy ROTC office at 
the llnivcisiiy of Southern 
Calilonua's Physical Educatton 
Building }an. 2K was 
mysteoouiily rtlureed lasl week. 

The hell, worth an cslimaicd 
S I .(XX) ;u$t "ihowcid up (outside) 
my hcHi.sc ■ one night. Navy Maj 
Wilhum Mcadiv sajid 

Such IS il»c way such 
kidnappings u.sua.ny end. 

Last spring a 7' sculpture ol 
Big Boy disapixarod fnim outside 



and Big Boy Restaurant next lo 
the Stanford University campus 
in Palo Alto. Ca. The rcstaurani 
owners got a note reading. 
"Mom. Dad: Doot worry about 
me, I jusi needed tome space of 
my own for a while." The 
object was abruptly relumed a 
month later 

Perhaps the mo.st elaborate 
kidnapping hxik place at Notre 
Dame in 1982. when someone 
took a bus] of legendary football 
coach Knuie Rockne and 
proceeded to send NiMre Dame 
officials notes demanding - 
apparently facetiously - various 
kinds of ransoms for lU leium 

One ol the notes, eiplaining 
the Imil was being well-tended 
during the ordeal, was 
aicompamcd by a gnuny photo of 
"Knule" "swimming" in the surf 
at a Fan Lauderdak:. FT., he«'h 

The notes slopped shortly 
thereafter. The bust was rrtumcd 
to its Indiana home - 
unannounced and without 
warning -- in l<WH. more than a 
year alter its diaqificacance. 




STARTS FRIIMY AT SELECT THEATRES. 



1 ho MaibinKir \Iiirih 10. I0S8 



PiJSie 1 1 



Peter Soby: What Really Happened 



lU Till i;riirtit««»W« 

Stuff Uritrr 



Inn: ./imp i.;»l;inii 



I friend 



..".illllC 
l.lWtl. 

Miuily 

, IK'VCt 

thsn 



I,, 111 n I ,J» ilk 



Im-il ti» till *i: 



|:i (ItM k- 



ir;in:i.l^M::fh' H'l [Mi" t"<.,l. K\ ,l!'.i 




thi-s |»im Anrw mil Jcitnv, i" 




Kli'll,!' ■■ ■■:'• •"■' • ' "'1.1 




'.4 I ' 1 




fiC 


*ik'( 


1 \ 


him 1 


ih ^\ nil 




M^tiwc^O',, P. : 
111." ,:ii(i,-t 1 1; 




1,' II H i: 

'■.A .llVHll 


'A 11' 11 
■dlV:f.i 


ll'Ut iMiil 




in We 




,ihhiT .. 





iw It. itf ni 
iitiim 








r/;,i,'.-' I'y Si.'I' £iu:r»w»in 




. i:l! ,,ll'r(( ifU" 
■11 :;| ■ . -ii U 


scnlnl^! 1 duln 1 VtH>*' ;;i% (cars 
nilk'il Jown ni> ; 

l)i\ Fcbruai ■ • ''Ut 

lin>t>y Icfl ttll' i<Ln.itmMJtltm 

lii\Uiuic (»( Chicago in a 




N ■ ■!. >t, I'll 


Uihcililuir. alriHi^i ^,. m.inih* 




'1 n Ifh; 
111,1 


arul itlrmy ill' ir ■'•■i 
1 li: Ljn I il'ii'^ " ■ Ills 
'pii'^, *itul \ihik' he has 
.iiiioi:! It*i:' ti^'i:' i*l lii^ -imi'i. hi* 

I'll' ■ • •. 1 


in;,t 1^ 


i" id f HI' I'll 


' lU'v" 

,,i,, 'i,iti 

liii.;'- I'l .ilM.liol 
:',; i;'..:,!.ril !l 

.' "-M»ll 

' iih .1 
,; he 



ill' 
111 



^^^ 



or 



,1 IvlO" 



M«h«tlitM'OmMfi«il 

A'Plttcaliom hemf •«€•»>»'<) 
tor A* fall Ol tali. 



'i^ 

Hyin U"'. •'■'■-'', >1' 

USScnweppr SptagucMjii 
]7n W MiWi'iMJi StKWt 
CN'Ctgo II S'06'2 
:1II-9'4I-S0'« 



., ilhtT .n I "..'ni 



:-'_£■ jA 



■ .J 



10 I Ume 'h!>h 



T ^m M . t . N 



GRAND OPENING 

COPIES 

kinko's 

Great copies. Great people. 

120 e*ST GOLF HOAO Mondty ■ FfWay - 7»m-l0pm 
SCHAUMBUBG Saturday - Bam - 6pm 



882-5532 



Sunday - nam • 5pm 



'■|i 



The Khirbinger Manh Id. I'WK 



Sports^ 

Kim Frye Named 
Women's Baketball MVP 




h\ Sdill Itiirdiin 



'' ' 1 ■■ 



by Cii.H tl 



M 



■# 



fluDS 



Baseball Team 
Selected 



tn S.iii(l* Sah'«l(ir» 
Sliiff V\ritrr 

\t A A 
>:..iii*' .,.. li... ■ -■■-■' lUrtH'i 

1 h .\hc;4 sccoiKi 

,r",,iiL' ;:".,ifn'«ljW year 

,,,■ Ifjni »llt t.ii I" liHjr 

ma,n>t t>pp4:>ticms ■ 
"College of I. J* 
OakU'n Cowmunii'. ».,■■<.,.„.,. 
Trtlon CoHei* md Cotlcg* o( 
DuPafe." «i<J Ctmch tten Ko«. 

Har|it:i *iil nurt Ihcir Kliscm 

•*i!h fjme* again*l Lewis 

iiij Cluk Colltfc tm 

. ., h 25 inG«l(rcj', II 



tfli »«*«tall K«:»t«T 
•Rut Ci:i*.k!y. OF 
Jota But'/awa. If 
Ic*:(i ttoJle, P4: 
IteiH Van rJwun, IB 
•tVmt* Krhfcr, IB-SS 
•hitiii ■■■■ , -IF 
Kttfi ■ 

•Al Lcvmc. P 



[ijM,; i'.'.llv.lF 

l,).m- SJ.nifflkf .P 
Al SnyA-r , JB-P 
•BiH Slyciykowski, Of 
DaveSfitf/j'nAi.P'lB 
TtxldTesiD.CJF 
JdfToms.lF 
TmyVab.P-lil 
•ReiuiBini PhytT 



Next Week: 



I .ini \i.<-^i\ til (Hill-. Ill ^ iiu. •'■'■"' 
'.? 'u,. i.if. at Dul'agc 

■ \ .1 : Simons imriv-'-ivc 
, \h»x>linj(, !<i itH I ' 



1 h.- tlMITI ■ 



INDIVIDUAL STATISTICS 





IBlrefljfC* 


ro« 


1 
fTr 




. 






17 81 254 

2(> aZ 264 
II 4 IS 


SI 
!1 
16 


55 






12 10 4t> 

Z6 240 560 

t 2S 46 


2;" 

45 
54 


7 ; 
4 


I '■ f i:=: 




7* iM 40t! 4? 


56 


"1 


I!5 


44. 




;,;51 i4ii*. 


li. 




1 li 





















(2 17 


« 







ST I ! to 


BLK 


' 10? 


3 


128 


t 


.; \4 





2 b 





; 51 


121 


. ' tCI 


2 



HL 



m 



'OMWUTTMWW 



I \ 



\ 



Sports 



\Q 



UIZ 



., urrrtuly 

i-'i. pliiycJ 

'"■■ '11 ill 

UK 



4. \nirnv;i-i Hrt:ifl TI.mCih" 7- MkIcv M 



F«,d 001 who-* gomg to *«' "■"■■ ^'■■'^■^ To««.pcBi„ 

Attention Sports Fans! Ot .he .nsule «:oop 

on spi>rts, become a sports writer. If^ ^ 

intercMcJ Mop tn the Harhingcr OlHcc. A30, 
and .is.k I'or Scutt- 



••, i<-tl Hall 

.;ctC«*|ll 

il„ '■■ 

2, Magic Jolmson of the (■■•o* 
A n.glf« takers |»l»»i'«' ""'i' '*" 
ycitfs of college ball M Michigan 
Sun- Which of ihc following 

'.it'i spent less lime 

■ \hc NCAA? 

.1 . ■ «■ 

h ■ -ne 

c XLii't. .-xqiitm; 

4, Me*. EBgli* 

3. nsum *e playet who ihc 
PortliiiMj TriilNaKis chose tHcatl 
at Ihc NBA leading scorer. 
Michael Ionian in the 1«»H4 NBA 
drill. AIm.) name Ihc player the 
Bulls if..i't'-' '" ■••■•■hange for the 
NBA Iv.' '•■•'<■■'. fharles 

Ojltk) 



01v.ni[ii.. t.ourit..,-. I..- '■'« '">M.ii- 
.n C.ilj!.<r>. N-inic Ihc American 
itml fa.tiadi.i' '" ■ - ■ ' ■■ "'■■■I '<' 
»'«ii incila!" ■■''■' '■'■'■■'"' 

ai Seoul.. 



5. Three currenl NFL 
quanerttiicks wcit itaftal alMul of 
Don Maliingly >n the ItTi 
Mai(«« Ixagiic Baseball fret-'^gcni 
(Jftft. Which QB is noi one ol 
ih(j«"f 

J. Jim McMahoB 
h. Jay Schrocikf 

c. Dan Marino 

d. JohnElway 

6. Babe Ruth is one of only 

1*0 lelthanited piichcrs Ki *raw 
nine shiitouls in one season. 
Who IS ihe other Icfiy who shjires 
ihis ret.oc(l'' 
a RonGuidry 
h MicktylA*cli 

c. Whitcy l-«(l 

d. Villa Blue 



ariilr 1- III'' 
i.'.i.tL-r 
.-ii.h 
,„ u.;.-.. i'l.iscr 

,..nalI...A-J»gllcrci.Hd 
>uin 



8. I.:k1iu- Robinson was the 
first black 10 play m ihc Nauonal 
League. Name lh<; lir^i black lo 
(iLiv in ihc American League. 



9. Only once in ihe tot 3(1 
years has a goaltcndct been 
selected a-s the NHL's regular 
seawn MVP. Which goalie was 

it? 

a Biin Smith 
h Ken DryJcn 
t, Glenn Hall 
d. Jacques Planie 

iiM'i % JU.V1UUJ1S Vl'L "'"'* '"''' 
(tptim J) u<«uno( ixsa P" (VSiU 
«i«iri in.> r «n tti'S pi" •■'"••"H 
u«S I 'll"< ^1'tt"^ <''l<' •"" ft' 



t 



HARBINGER 



\(n . n \ix »■■ 



\\ illiiim Riiinry Harfwr ('(illcjif 



Tlw Harbiniifr Manli 17. 198X 



Search Cominittee shut-out: 

Presidential finalists? 

Read about it in the Herald 






1.1, 

I ill on 
ii (1.1. t W 



N imn 

I i . .1 lilt 
iiitA, 111 Tn- 
■ lip 

. If .on 
■I the 



1 hi.", u ,<s r»fn 



il «in pi<K<' 3 



Harper Swimmers Student Senate 

Make Nationals offering Internship 



i 







Ititernship t«» en€oiir:iye student 
purl ii-i pill ion .md lonliiniitv in 
student jjovtrnment 



llarfU'rCitllfgr swimmer \tina rii:.>.imi>rn 



hfr.iliiru.' iiiH 



S Hi Jen I. S.iult; i'.i 



"I '.hill 



:i«, :liu! 



> i.> ".'I involved 

.. hjIKC 10 

■.he sdid. 

.. ll I1.1VC MIth 
•<•■ I Hi.' IWO 

'latc 
,1 .1 of 

■..! ,111 
■ ;hc 

I :i., 'A til hiJ^ c ihc 

I! -111... ;.iikl privilege^:. 

.. tm ni.'nihtrJiip 

S..-tnic, a nvn 

.! Ifiicr ol 

.like from 



;.i.\lllir 
!;r..l ni..'Cl 
■ ■ ■ .Aill 

...I 



■■>'* Cti. h..nii;e _(ifi,. »,,!, 
''■n i.i-..nn>.." vinl rii.,>...i.nit>in-. 



™.L*..i^.„_..^^' p. 

U ./fi*".>i U'7i« ,lm.f >'(,(> 
Studrnts in 

Amfrivan Jttnittr 


OJf Her Rmker 
\Mlh (fur M«>m 


/.V,V..S ("iHici-rl 
Review 


I'cih 

A Sp 


r Sm'cchv dels 
■rial liivitafidti 


Who'll make the 
\ ( 1 \ 'S Final 
I'our? Scott 


CfHi-i:,-'^ 


Hv l.iz ltrou\'.i'iiu 


Hi (itinxt^ Mueller 






liar don makes 
his picks 


I'iifte 2 


Paye 3 


l*a|!e 4 




I'ajie 5 


Piijjc 10 


- - - ■■ — - 


- - 




— 


- — 


— — 



The Harhingcr March 17. r98« 




Features 



Who's Who 

Seventeen join prestigious 



I'liing liCe -one (|.^, ,, 

llw Niiure pi,. , ' 

tenefib, cif . ' 

h.irrvr sriM- '" 



«WBIJII.<).:,-,,,n,:>,„.i,,^fc„. 



'' H.illiTi.iri \:MMcy. '■'*>"• •'>rri>ili 



directory 



"wibrmuca hk):(!.fa:p(i.h 
mtatatimi (or «„,i,' 
liles "jr. ' ■ 
write-, H 



(kMltll. 
IMMk .1 



• '•■ • ■'. a Itslmg o( M>„ J..Ann Hatiscn'oi 
■'"ilcgts who V'lltagf. H(,, vi 



'.' ''■"■* Mr \li,,.,,' 

„■■'*■■■ ^' ■ vin.lr.i (>,,,. „ 

''■"■k, of Kolhr,,,: 
-liihri 



., „ '' 'alaimc: wnd 

'■■'" Nnkolrtwa:,, of 
.ilr\ 



J.tll! 



■'nlvrs ami 

Jf.jriric 
! the 



VI.. 



'•■'■, -il Sdi. 



t<t..>ii. 



luiiiiiurj; \.f,. 



"h- scletlion commiii,. 
"'■" "':"l- ":v"-"™mrn<,I;j,„„,., 
"•'1 H.i.,-.,u,i,(ii.i,rUT«. (Il 

*'■ ' 'tiuik-i the imminiTs am) 
■•'■'»•'■■' PuWu: lb tIeasKiti, via a 



•*}■ Mm <'Ki»i«.ali| 
I>»lyr», l-',lrliir 
■ nd 

.M»rlloe Mctiulrr 
A HI SlIMttill 



About a corner of wilderness 



w*srci..-.ivt»>..bfpcr. 

IHc sfM-niccri %,u h, 

»«on»>rcJ ai Har,>cr CoIIck.- " 
.•nmia.1 awards hantjuci, t.ti M,, 



audi I, 

' ii'.iniinj,' n; 

■ '■■'■■il ^ii.'iiin 
■"-'-;■ "1 III". Vi'h(.|.s Who- 

,";"' ''^ '"'""■■ "■■■Plover, „„<J.I 



.''■'-.i.nv siinlciii... h.]i. ■„■ n,, ,.|,.^ 



ly iis.ng a liKle „( «,,,- 

«"VM^ s,.«:c to alto* nmmt to 

Ownih prescnu u* with a„ 

'""»in|t ih.His:hi: p<;rhap, there 

" '""■"• »'<.'rf lor hi.m.Kis.' 
e»is.|eii(x. 

WewiJtikI like 1.0*- . 



atider,, 
tiihcf-. 



■■'riieiion. ,^n 
■'■'" '..>' drains 



*)rmani grass.. Once the snow 
mete, hciwecn ihe ira* and ihc 



w lliM animtli) do not 



■•">«.*,. eam;,.:"';U';L^!:5 "■"".ourca-.^puri;::;;™;;: «.)y.n.oth.p,..«rve». 



I«^';-c.<te also no* *,.h «,„,,„ 



'nuth - ifiilceit 
liwts like 



nughi naturally. Stmc varn 

<>f plants and ammiils which art-l 



»»ier howev.., ... """ '""" ''•"• a ■■' * "" •"" amrriiiK which art 

..-«...eVh .'t",„,^:.;::' '-^ The,....,,,,...:.,,,, ,.,; {S"u",r "'■''■' ^-""'^ '" 



.fe«iiiw!iiri,t 
9mm f, \h 



Ami It ,v „,,| ,.„|j, Hj 
^""''""'- 'h..i: haw 




■'Utt eif this rues. 




■|ifar to folks in BiichanJil^i- 



\ he was. trying to 
icd to somebody etoe 
future depended on it." 

*»-to be continued "^ 



Tti» Force Oehin^ _ 

Chicoflo'iiWbrk Force iSSS^fl 






Upcoming^ 



The Harbincer Marcli 17, tmu 



l';ii;e 6 




Author 
Lectures 

The H.iTpcr <;i,illi,>!i- 
i 'tiUural Am Cimimnirc ».itl. 
"'.•''■tn Julc» f-.-iii.^'' >!..■ 

■.jnisl, f>' 
strecnwiilcf .in ■ 
sjX-aliini; iwi ihr !'■; 



JU'C. 

iliml 

wfhT'sc si; oil",,: ]i'''i. ]it H 
corajim-iHHi !-ul) 111 wry •il, 
*■"• l.;t;turo. sii"'"i >',■■ ) 
,.ili:W vBion ' 
.-r a:h»iui jui'i-liii' • ■■ I-. 
r;R-f, reljiikmships. w ihc hnilc 

1)1' Ihc K.»c». 

'Ihe mutkor oi' m-ven tAiy\. 
iM:tii<tiil| ihc Obie Awjrtl 
* mnimg Clfl*jn_i!iB^JjUl£ 
MwitaS...":' *iElS*^..S.[Slii. 
. (xil'ler baa aim cnpjtil'Hiewiiil 
with novels. TV |tlap., .iM|: 
H-recnplays nKiudiiit CMBII 
Knowkdge »«1.J!biiik. Hi* 
,.a.rltM»«« are inieriialionally 
i.imtws aiikl have btm coltetKil: 
imolourlccn vnJumcs, I'B,!» 
Cnaiuiiwl puhlit TVt has itm-c 
mil an Imia lengi-h diKumt-mtari' 
tvn Fciffcr mi ho »ort, Hi» 
Bcwcsj rmvc! is li::» be felcased in 
•Vpril ami hw m-»i-M pliy, 
LliBlXuics. »ill i)(>i'ti u) itie 

icir 'Ihc listiiiife ■!(! 
-nj.ijS'.i.; Ill aiJvanct frcim the 
B«,i» Otike ami .:ii'C ^2 li.» Harp:» 
simtcMi »«h aciiniy t*ri'l: %} 
ii>f siMiiltnts: and M (jcnci.it 
ilitrrntiiio*. 












arreni'.o a 



ail me ra'hers , pro* peft^.* mtmb €,(■!■ , ■ ■• __ 

Op ea nouse 



t 




IfiappifSt. •Fa tricks 'Daif 



COMING SOON 

Sprtmg 1989 Student tUvetitpmeni Offerings 



\t \ft» » 



It 
Tesiinn 






Vp Scmiiiir. 



Scmin.li 

IS' C'anTf Intftrn 



Testing Wm 2. '»- 1 1 a, in,. A 147 
Semiot. 7-N p.fi! 

'•II in, I* Ci'iaiiujihTi ( hcik, ('1 

T p.ni, A.M'J 

"ape Ciwcer Change For 

■' AtJuli> S'Cimnar. 7--^ |i,m 

.» 

rtii,'i'iii-.ij'. ■• 




riit Wmhingiiin Sifuarn 



Squares to perform at 
Harper 



The V. 
Will h't'ins 



>'ix:t..i.il guci 
'well -known ("J'l 
*M a|)(M'itr m 
«,:("K) p.m. 

Since iti'"-- 
in tirccniii' 
l''W1, Ihc S',,, 
iuniUiL"hcrii,,icai 
hy Rnlting <; 
h'lpjv ■ 
Voil 



Building M •! 



- ' ir-'ivwantc 

•n July 

,'!i,mc im 

(liuin, I'lailed 

tunc a^ "ihr 





I he If 


>.,jl„l.,IK'S , ," 

the Collet^' 


,-iiingion 
I'l'Kh cm 
Kiilimg 

.1 WHS 




■■umy at 
;. Folk 




riK'ti^o ciiIjl: 




music as a 
'.iiiind thai is 
<<lk. hut also 



1 Ik,' I I ' 'm 

t„;ili,Kl,k(llll, i„niH-ri ,"'vi;,iii„'iil ail'l 

Bruce Paskow. have louicd ifh 
cininiry niimcroii'S (imci 
ti','.K!limi-i|i uifkcn,s cif .ifijii-aring 
'.It!!'! ihc '\Ac\ ol Su/4nn,c Vrga. 
" : '-[.ill t'r'cnshi». and Billy 

They've buill folhmint": >■-. 



•■ San rrantistij. 
•••Um. l.<n Anjjcis 

— ■ ',. t'ciwgia. among 

"itiiTuiics The group has also 
[HTdirmcd ji h.il h-a.i .1. . ,,,,, 

111 CflASI. Nt', 

allirci) gmuf 

have cnwigiHt l,r.>m »jn,,us V-w 
York new wtnc S.m.Ki have 

'' ' I' IIUlllX 

■ -' trill 

!.■..'»..,., ,,,.,,.1. , m.ii.l, i-.'H'i, Paul 
and Mary's R-icr YalUm. Ivjt 
'""■I ■^"''" i;>"-.iHT(!. fcicr 
Donovan, 
I HohGihscm 
arc tu\l J Ic* ol ith! I. ilk era 
luminaru-s wh.ivc shared ihe 
sliige with the Siju.uc.. 

In addition, ihc Si)u.(rcs 
fcivc Ihc distmciioo ot tv-ing the 
first lolk group u> 'he (cMured on 

MTV, Thcv have ■- 

i'w .MTV'"\ \h:m ' ; 

and leccntly appearcit on ihe 

channel wiih Paul Schallcr, 

"Ii's really the conccpi of 
t'TtisfiiK', Tolk muMi into (he 



«'uifvi,> ami vivili^ soTIICIrun^ ai 

the JMinc time." 

Tk-keis an- « I'or Harper 
siudcnis .Kid Sh lor the puhlic 
rVir nunc inl..nn.iihiii ^.,11 [he 



""li 




o^^i 






til 



Applle,Mi(io,s tMing »;cf 'ptM 
'hrthaFalltil iMI 



R'Uth U'l'Ktf'i^itiiv si* 
tH Sefiweppe-Sptague Hall 
1M3 W Hatfiioo Strew 
CKi«»(j'0, li (MM 
312'->4Z-50M 



Slitt' 

'MMicii rtc'ivnariiiqi 



10 



i'f:iif^rj<f& 




HEALTH CARE CENTER, INC. 



CorrtJnues to offer tow cost. confi<lenlial 

cart *n all areas of women s health: 

• FS'intly Planning 

• Pa,p Smears 

• VD testing & treatment 

• Pregnancy testing & referrals 

• Pre-marital blood te'Sts 



WE DO PHYSICAL EXAMINATIONS FOB WORK, SCHOOL. SPORTS 



For information tnti or appointment call: 
3S9-7S7S SS3 M. Court. Suite 100, Palatin* 



1 



■■% ■■■• 

Page Five 



A SPECIAL INVITATION FOR PETERlxic) SWEENY[sic] 



MjiI tri m> : ■-■'nesl into thfci: pjk"-. hill- ,, h«;k* 

rtccriahle. and i!;cmT.i( min.iriic ■.UilT, ITic fiM ptk; l^ alwjvv d-umu^ni sull. llr 
svci'ri.,1 JwrnaWy empi> The third v»4ils unlil ■! has grown so mouin-nnous thai 
tl 'ptises Itae nA it tfi()piit>g on Mtmcom- whti would tticri nrquin* itn airlift itscur 
A fcw illyi tfo t miwcrcd the' ctninme to w.nfc into this «a of misti-llany. a 
f«*ilc et'fnfl tof vttiich 1 w» ir*irJ.aJ with «tly stjtnilanl (««-- You t<x> tw bt .1 
UIwrK ■■ ,, ,:rvjilv N- J WINNER'" iind '"You arc the LUCKY 

WIN \( k . •! , .:! • • ::, ■ ;l'»c f>u; ilraviiiig) It would hc comfcirlmj} just tiBtx to 
revcivc .1 letter i,h.,ti ^..ml ' \vu jfc .1 I.OSliR Jtnd women LMJCIH at you'" 
(besides ihc i^nt's from ni\ nmihcri 

Elsewhere m the pile 1 came icross a letter fiom Harper, I tore it open 
ttilinteicMBdly. expecting to find mfornialion on ufxtoming ■icmmar. te> k-lp mc 
explore m\ womanhottd or conquer tiiy (car of slnpng raisins Monr likely, a 
noUct front the lihrarj for somt- ovcnluc Nxik ipcthaps it ihey fined people for 
(•IC itiun», like real lihraho do, they could buy a w-h- 'book every few yea:rsi 

Expecting twillnng. I was pleased tsurpnscd. at least) to llnd a letter 
■Idnrsscd to me.'Pt«r|,i«:i Sweetly |,j«-l, 'Tbc puipcKc ot tir letter was to mfomi 
lue ihait I hjd been naninaicd loattcnil the Jefferson Meeting cm Uie CwMitution 

The Jefferson Meeting will bring together ahtwt 12(1 
Northwest suburban *lulis of all 'huckgnnuntis and viewpoints 
m dtscuH issues K-kitetl 10 comiiliiiticwil change 

It's a three day event with a plenary session Saturday, "nie linti tlung tii do 
(ten. It teemed to inc. was to ("iml out what the liell "plenary" nu-atit. and 

W'hfilwr It was PLEti-niry. or fl.frn^nar\i. If I was to K- > '^■■''■•■■■\if to it'tc 
.liffcTMiti MeetHij?., I'll want to get a lot ol u>.e out ot that w. .■•,) from 

iiu ,f';.!,i.,itur\ that Cither rri>tuini. i,.i(nin ■*ji .u vi.-W,lhlc afut 1' ■ ;'n,:Mr!t 



century, engaged m.iiiil> III rv; ' ■:■■•-■ 

.atmosphere, then the I'liiv l.v: 

PktsU'ffnu- plenifiolcnliary plenum 0! rleiiishcd |)lcnil:, -■'.■■'I'lv. 

planarul'i 

But I dipttss 

I wondered whv m> presence tuid fvcii requesiea by ihc Slccriii!; 
Committee Tfie first answers Hut came to iiiind *ere Uial ifie per\on who had 
nominated mc was either esaciing s«:ime son of rcinbuiion on itic a>mmuicc. or 
or that he was hopelessly befuddled with dnnd Then <• occunred 10 mc ifiat I was 
pertidps a ,(;<..><1 choice to be a delegate. I was, alter all. a conirovorsial columnist 
The Haw in this reasoning was that I am not really a contniverMa! columnisi. 
though not for lack of trying, f-ot all rny etions, ilie tmly pci>ple t tiave ma^iH^■. 
to piss off were ihinccn 'Outraged Harix t I ntployces (the tnendly lolks : 
Food Scrvicest-whosc combined "outrage" they tK-atly reduced to two inane 
poorly crafted paragraptis (raising the tiuestion of literacy among ifie stall ) ami 
three 'llustcred lesbians, who trar insults m the wind amJ slander in the trees an.l 
wtm verii their tiresome hostilities in the fomi ol proii \ autof»ograr*"es, 

I inlomted m> tx-iter half of Uic howr that had been hestowcd upon mc 

"Do sou ihink lis a nnsLike'"' she asked 



"No. I'm sure it s meani (or mc 
"XM your name twnc up in .1 
"No., ,1 was specifically cli. ■, 

leaders," 

She made a bathroom sound 

fongraiulaiions 

"Oh nuts'" lesclaimcd, ' I " " 



Irtrtts sun- 

, her. nghi ihmkitnj ...imnmnitj 
with her lips thai 1 loi'l. lo mean 

,■•- ■■111, •,.i.ii, I ihiiil* !t' " ,•■ , ■- 



m 



•.,t,ii>ke i-'l 
pICBiUITI , . 



OlT-spnng 
e>iCrt sif 



Quale iiu, 
manner i 



.lUiiJ,. llw N 
revealed thai 
i.tlC. wi" W'cre ail I'txse, ■.« 
•%'flcr a bjtity dinner then, w, 

■ ■- plenum Fnim there, it « ,. -,•;■. ,.-.-u'i',>r 

lull ptiwcr. whereby lendini: iih-II 10 U'. 

,. ,:icnitudinous plenum If we were ihcn .. 

„ and Uwse olTspnog w'cre 10 suiter a corulmon ui whicl; .. 'ic 

'I'luttancous effects on more than oik cli.iracter. then d^, ■-ti 

cd ptellipjlentiar) picmshed pleniiudmous plenum pl,'iiiir,t[n If. 

many,, m,jmy (>ffspnng were to esisi duniig ihc hn.i epich ol the 

Period of the Ceno/oic ({ra and it they were to cre,ale art in the 

crtain scl'woh of French impressionist painting of the late l'»th 



I :i'iiii" lot ;,lii 



slop-uis .iiii; 


1 and niakii 


liand 111 m '■ ..■;■•, ■ • • ■ ■- • ■■ ■ ■ 


,1 1 i.t.lnl 


'a<imiiris»ix:rs 10 ^.,iuclcU ine 1 II !x 




litl the tilrK),t>. fitil '\iid v»licii tlic 




tijs fx'i.'i. .'ir'^'etl, rii stand 1! 


,1m 


,\HI)1 ISM I I SHI,A,NS.Ci :•■ 


,im; 



k*avii;>: j t\iiiiici •'■'■!'' ■->>^ 
\i,KMSl\S'" 



INFANTIS DEMENTIA 



I am comiKttIv amaied by the number t}f people who believe, despite 

overwhelming evideiice to lite contrary, ihal, tJtcir genetic ptx>ls deserve to flow 
into the next genention. 

It »cem,K to be the prevailing seniiment in America thai the only 
preccquisitcs for paremhtxxJ are those impo«d by nature, the possession of thU' 

ptDfier mgredicnis aixl a conducive storage facility 

The result is tltat any mantac or lackwii ixx-d txily find stimeone to hold up 

die OlHer end of the nrpaxJuctivc barjjain and i-'itu a baby' 

You can"! sell (Towers on die sireetcomcr in this country without a liceasc, 
yei my ■tope with a fnsky nature or a hankerm' to play hous<r can freely assume 
tJitl' licitest ccs|x:msihility this world has to offer' 

We have laws against child abtise. but they do nothing 10 prevent passivc 
alwiSC,, *>f *bu:*e by ommissionof gtxx) sense. Hence, any dtng,iiid wfiosupixms 
l.aRoucbe or .icccpls supi.-m»arket laMoids as gt)spel is cninled tn law~by a 
gaping hole m i,U* law ■ ••to rc.ir chililrcii. 

This lack of rcstnciive Icjiislation results in a double (x-nl: f'irst arvt 
lorcmosl I* the datip-r w tlie cfiitd Ux'If In suppon ot this Ml cite tlw ecaniple •• 
a fi'Hif vear old ,gttl 1 know Her parents named her .\lc'«is ,L'.-hm. for Cicxi 
Mke' r don't know what other atrocities that little girl is ' by the 

we.ple who hung thai yoke on her. hut b*;mg Hie nam-,,- •>, lat two- 

•'uiial TV iJornuessa 11 moK: of a burden than anyone could ix,isMbly carry 
• • I -..tiie adulttrnxl. 

The other detiimcntal cf feci ol allowing dcfcslives to multiply and the one 
I shall (ticus upon-^^is their helicl thai the owm-rship of an infant constitutes a 
waiver of the rales of pubhc decoimm 

B^ut fiisi, lei's dtspcl this ni>nsen,se about babies bc-mg unc^tjndittonally 
adorable. It s«ms thai since babies are cute and defcnsc-less >"^"'v whii (Joes 
not auiomatk:al,ly shift into Ct»-aiwl-f-awn moile in their pfv - n-o na/:, 

baby-hatmg, switie ■•doggy. The fact, though, is that halH. - ir^ • ,1 limited 
euiencss. that cutcness relative to vkhai they inevitably become Alfin-alf 
puppies and kittens arc far cuter, far cheaper, ami far more- easily disjxised of 
whcntutcness wanes, Nora,re' babies dcfetBcicss: naiutx- h.is invested them with 
the best of ail ptissi'ble self-pratective features- .cla^sticiiy 'Rieir i hubby little 
lingers^ don't come off as casilv a> oik would think (or likci ar>d ten tixit .Imps 
tnvarwhly resull in a njuishy fc>in,cK,i; rather ttian a satisfying ihuJ. 

(As an itrnwunt; %tJeni.>!e. r'.« ■■ ■' •■.- -'I.>^t popular umgx nxtirjmi: 
chiUrtn .arc "««:*•• cJ-frvr fliJ/'V", .:■. ■"i/n,e illtU>^ Ji-ruttng ihihif 

. .,1. ............ f.-.;.. .f........ rrfw.f..).' (•..•n.*).'! ... ■ ./';,/ rU, k'l w 1.1 f.n I'jrtJf Jj.'t'. 

.••' It'.ril . !l,l,l 

I ioi.tun,i; 

untamed 

'x;lching. 

■ inflicied 



pegged as a sap. 1 tiiid Ikt, ' •- : ' i- lust he^en upgraded 10 imbecile siiiiu.s. 

Don'l you reali/e that thc-re's .. .<><xl ncut 10 you'*' 

"What do you want m. :. - she replied delensivelv. 'run to the 
hithrtKim every.' time fie needs changing''" 

"God no' Actually, I was hoping ytni'd shake the dia|X-r nut over ihe 
yams, they need scwctlung," 

"Oh." she spat. "Mister Tough Cuy "^'ou pn>h,ihly just hate tiabti>"' 
"I don'l h,ite babies." I replied, tl.. ■- ccnainly nothini- 10 «i 

tiome aNiut Still, if intellect pas,ses a ge-f "'ghl turn out well 

.She did not receive my slalenitm <*nu noLiMe conipdsurr or r\. . 
printable language Mothers are funny that way 

f ■■.,•■•.•.-■•... tiomoscsualily allr.icts a substantial mimfvt "i /il, t..-^. .,■.«.,••. 

(roni living game Thai's not Ic s.,n ttial ul! hormis> su.iK .: 

>.•■;.. ..■ ,i> thai they're run 

.- ,iri indictment ol . -ii..-ni that allows cretins to pnxicau 

' ..■iincri.-ali- ''1. ihi>. • • •uld not tv complete without mention oi 

,;cii jug 10 give Juniors wliiskers a piihlu 
, , . .c again, is that ii'r'iin,c, wtiere an iiit-mi is 

tcmccmcU. i,:> ob>vCnc it even nuesilonable NaiUr.1l. not repulsive, as il itic iwo 
were mutually esclusive 'nws pcrverxe line of reason has proven so successful 
in Its onslaught against giKxl laste that I'm surprised U> sec that stnp bar owners 
doiit use It to skin the law^: 

LIVE { t)N( EPITON SHOWS!!! 

5.1 (H) I'lntr, j drink minimum 

So there it is Ttus column reads like an Anti-Baby Crmade. but its mcwt 

ii' tv anil .la.' Ilow would you like to be nunured by a mommy wtio considcn 
■,<!ui (-Hni jsio piitilic domain*' Or a daddy who amuses liis friends athalftime by 
spiking )iiur str-aii'wd carmls with Schlil/7 

i'ethaps a legally enforced btrifiing age would help, say 25. but then we'd 
fvrotxiWy have a problem with underage eKpcctanls cmssing male lines to tmkMd 
their parcels And age isn't really ttH" problem anyway 

Maytx- we could surgically prohibit rvfrvone from conceiving. Then, 
anyone desiring a child would apply 10 Ihc govcmmenl and take a little test to 
l>.ne the pnxedure revcrs4-d I 'ni- quesnon What will sou name the baby? 



\, liai'lult^i-i SV.UH.U VJ.«LiS,l, 



vinet »tien. 'to my h,>nrc'r ! i.jw a woman I 
.ilircc 'feet Irom tiie bullet table' 'I had. you 



The following an\»crs t.i 

K[ vvi.il. I">ominu.jue. I .ihti. I k 

I I,;' !■•■,■ h 

Passing Ihc I.' 
Parcnihocid; 



ll'KN. 
hiv'h.. 



if niav rx-ver Irs again: Alexis. Blake. 
Mi«iri I nil. t han>, Cher. Chastity, God. 
IXttcc. Hymen. I'udrndi. anything-Bob. 

,1.1. /f'igm-*. /igg). and m.iny fillers 

■■jUI then lake The i:)alh ot RcsfKinsililc 

•■ ., , '■'' -v a (ulure pers. >n 

s ikhere his/lier 
ii .1 a-slaunuii I 'I 
;;i>vis telal: 




ntertainment 

T 



The HarhinccT March 17 



'•'XS 




*i^ AS 



, '"''■•^■"'■c Mid ihf h.., ., 
'^^"Tnjlon was vcrv r.. 

"'"l-ll, Jl:!v It, .,(.,. , ' 

P>;ri<.>rni„,. 



"•>-p«Vhil, ki. I. 
!»il<l (icrfotnu/j 
'•* ■■■«« even J ; 



"lilt .tlni.iM 





Concert Ecfcoes 
Witii Rreatness 



"■ill "I Miri" 

'• "" ilicir \. • . : 



'"'■"' •"111 J>1,, 



""■•■"" 'HJliU IK 

•iKMtitjf amm 



iiiTt h.ii 



'<!U|| 



Performance Not 



' » Nuntmt-vu-rn ..uJcni 



Strca, 



'"K Blue 



cess 



II Js tine <„(■ „,j. 






** I "HI, lit, llll, 11(1 tt)j 

»•" <Wne (fl,n,g,|,, ,»,„ 
' JNXS 



The 



, , ^■''■f«f imi>j (he iugc 

*fy (lati)vc m ;, i 

liitlucm The ■,,,, . " 



( fliiii, h,-, 



Aiwri ii,, 
flimbtiif 



.iii.(Ji,'i, 



'''*li» oil 
■■ -'-"^11 J nil ,„ ftn: (1 [ f 

->Jirii' flu .... ,. ,„ " 

' ** 

■ •» ilir^li fimiiTi, it„'|' ) 

■■""'MIMUMi. ■ • 
■" IIXi* ((on [ 

nlJ . h. "L* ... , . ■ ■• 

■■•, flow 



■'■'"■■- ,Kii(X''. 
; Item wt«„ ,1,. 



;•■'" ^''>. -n.i .ui*„i «;„ 



^ Ilk- 

'led 

'"' 'hi- mam cwni 

""Mve'm'n"""! ""■■"'■* •'I'' 

■■ ■■■ ''■'"se ihcy .i, 
,„ , ,, ^ '■"« t'le tr„H.; 

'" """""'■ 'heir m,gh,j 
"* iikc "Scvrn 

,, , i^issini;' trit., 

"■iJi *i. ffi ■ f [I . J '^ '■"■' 

Then „, kI;' '■ ''"" ' 

'•"meihing go,. 

lilt! ,Mi< 'u||,.,.i, ,,, , 

'" '"^ «"«".'« "1!'"'"'': 

iiiitTv 1.. .k ,'"•"■ Pi->iil* anil 

'""•'*'■*!'" of the crl, 

" '•"•' ■ ■•>' ItlC l,:,p of 

,•■",""" o( a 

■"^'/KUIIWIM „,u„d 

'■' '"'"K •' *•*" d*mg 



■»K« * 




""■"•' ''timtrdt,,,,^ f I II a 

*• knain:) > r I 7 7 
''"•iwiiw- # I ft 7 




• «*» Motel- 



Guardian Roommate Serv 
Our job IS ': 



roommaie. last, to 



Guardian, w.-:-'re (ooKinQ. 



you 

9 16 ^'8438 



9' our for 



'"'11 \MI I 
■WD.SS 



* 

" i2**a"<"»«Wii 

* 

„,'"*■ '"'vtniiHi 

•■"f.WtaiiinSiSr 
* 



•""•nateiiFifint 

f wry Bay 



cnw^p 



.Editorial 

PSAC Shut-out 



The Harbinger Martn 



Page 3 




tmiinm* fr..* «-*' "«•• 

<taes h-1 not 5»ei <.«>l'« j *;;;;, 



in.- 






"Off Her fiooker 

W/th oar mom 



letter to the Editor: 

Reverse 
discrimination? 



in Ul »" 



Match, w luc r. «h^ 
,„ which ..oc^rl3>n.»Mc 
ntemnw"""'*^"''" ..,,.,,,,1. 

li.l.lcnhtHX.'.iK-v.-iJ. l-'-'H"^ 

VV .mnd txpns to r ^> 
hc,i«-l.c !«•* word nir ^^^ 

Kimlii' ■ 

■:in r*i '■ 






„.„i ^iili-ivcni!,!:-"''^ 

, ^,ii„j. lor "cirK I*'! 
,»■• -ti, out r.ai.>ri,»1 numi conies 



Wtei 



sir.. «w«"*^\, ;:■'", 

'■■wealth* M««« ■ ''' 
Jo U o( 1 •«» "■"' 



H,M..n <ccnin'»« 



bl*,«* ■"'■- „,,,,. I, IV aw' »'*■ 






,i lutl tulC 
i^ioiUICK" 1 



lUlli 

It*: ' ■ ■; , ,,, _. ....- 

^tJ"»'■■■ ' ■ ,, ihc *t>iic'- 

jjuvh ll'C ■ • ,^^ M\ 

optn the" ""■"'; ,,,„Mcm: 

ilie (liinm itunil- 

^^ wilMieHJ 1« fe* »• 



ttuv I 

IS mil* 



H^ul Milt' '^•""•■■•■- ■ 

arnvt. tliJ H'' '^i' ""■■ 
_„ ... .....,., .Ill u'lnlcT ■' 



. t(.,>I ■...tn..ii.. 

till- it'l'sl 



Sc, il 1 



A response to 
t he abo ve letter 

1 gel so iir««t !■■( !■'■■■ 
»|»til wti.«i »•"•'""■' ^_ 

»i.,ii»ttii( you ,,„,,„v 

you can g«-^ 
have ail I'lim 

will mtm ««•■"■.• '■■■■ -"■ 

" You c»'« ">■*"•' • *"'" 

ume when <»l» '••■■'«•'''■■'**"' 
e,Ml b.u.l «o* ■'"■■^ 
III,,,* wtaiyo'^f'' ■!.>"■ 
RKttin B K'-.i "■' ■" 
(tOCSB'l iii.i»ui'f '■^''"' 

AHo. «.l *""■'' 
heVplul ■» w*" ■'■" '■' 

you WtJuW •*•'■■' 

ciwrohiwu.'' :■ 
*eiilHl.y pec 



■'m vn-;"**.'' «a.Miit»toart 

,,.,,.,„ 3.* .1 stHH-lit he ... «rt* 
March. SiHWcnly. *.h ^^ 

fever, ■"■hich can ooK P'-^'^^^ 
tmc m» po"! {^.■'-■■'■'""' '"■'^^^J 
(Mil qt"<.<-' "^ , 

When il"'' uHc:"""""-""'^ 

maria wis m. one n«y t"Hi 

ones K'U in ■' ^■""* ",..„.,„„ 

daydreaming, oUen bclKcnt. 

thai ■■..l-nnKhac truly iWW'^ , 

I xuallvAe <««'«'""'"' 

«,H CO. ."'-ih a !"«" "' 



I US (aull 1 ''■>*' 

,t, ,. ,,11 m\ iviifi -mil 



""'" iiulcmiugh U' 

Ml'"' "'•''>' *'«■*''"" 

ihjiv^^aMBorelhanli-""''' 
h^««lle 1 rt-asom-d itus «« all 

^,:rid decided that »».-•'■';; 

■ - .,,,. 1 vfc.mlJ have U' 
him *Hh <t ^J^'-- 

,..„,., „l■,K■h(*:c^l.rTCdaltel■^'^ 

.lc«»r «-cir^icd W he ..»« "f ^T 

^ontrc*! . ,„j.,,i 

As 1 «'* '■''■<•■ i''""^""' 



■,,milv. I'm lio-nn- c^'-'V, 
,„,K.,.„„c-rum.mg...ea^i"' 

-^.tim »m tUN IJ- ■ 

I fcie «»n iwmcd ih." 

",x venous as ihe W'khI 
.a.vie;:sh.nM"''.st-.;|-- 

u'hisdcp-cdhn.m. 
,,^. ; „A;>rc which was iK.ns 

"!. , t,. >.p>>ii'-'^"''' -"" 

.1, ■ vvhai is " 

1 am » woman o> 

, H letlle fw Jwniica, 

, „, ,.«.MV.ltot«. «««'«• 

„„ but I am ""'y 

I cannot wan for 

lunger 
H. >i.e ibc rational minded 
,,„ U.a. Peie 1*. he asked 

.„ iui.. aucslior., 'But Dear. 
1 *hefe *>llwc gel H« memo for 

:««.-.-' We ar.«.llwa.ung 

liif outuisitihalc. 

Sell someihi' -anything, 

II the tlug, wc «ld *» "'« 
,r *c *0B1 W<" O"' =»' ": 

:, ,,;,,,,„ we could rem one^ 
IVto *.is beginning lo get *« 
h.,ml.edl«*«'h» face that he 

,\t WAYS gets whf "^ 
HUSKS I am behaving 

•i.ilti,«i.ills 

Suddenly, rcal.ly came 
ttarfin,ghaclclomein*.>-'-o 
,4,>K,lh.>ueht. Asl.elc.iwans 
„r,p from retc<\ "cckuc he 
p.oiH'sed his M.luHon lo on. 
.lilcinnia . , ,, 

1 n.tiM ,..!">". .li"'H^';"l' 
Marpu.iU was w..naerlul .md 

on Ihe *^) '"'""- '^'"" 
me feci 1.1". 



Harbinger 






14 what I "I .!..•»■ "'■■ 
.,.,,,.(. ,-,.ivticnc':' ItclC. i»* 
;,. .^11 •..■-nicihiftg yoii a* 
.'■. daic. « hang .wtMiid 
,,,5 Wi like being 
,„a... you eilfw are. or you 



Mau; 



,,t,l 1.1 tt,^:iie ■up »■ *«; 



ic,*V* 

But 



Edlloi ■■■<"■'■' '■"■■' 

■M-: ■■"■-' ^■'" 

IS. 

!'■ 


,.,:. 1.1 


1 

S' 

I"- 


H,it..l.,-n, 
,, ,, , [.i :,■■■.'■■" 


I 


, 1 ItCrolWH: 



an'Li 
atwul, 
of m ' ' 



JVC- been 
,riu,.,llisi.' il 



t ., .^., H,1I.M 



has been m. 
m.>re (!■>•.« >■' 



ihc i.ni-.- 



rh€ Harbinger 



March 17. I'm 



Page 9 




GRAND OPENING 

2V2< 

COPIES 



Crcat copies, creat ptom 



ii... '"■ 

It..: I'" 
,..ui I". 



1 'Ai\l ami 



lao EAST GOLF no*D 

SCMkUMBUBG 

882-5532 



Monday - f'^'L jr„;,°''" 

Sunday •• n*'" " 'P*" 







Sd5es and tree parK,n9prov,ded 

Requ'remems. .„„„„^„^et8 
.L«oaHJS rostOOTt 
.. Mo cnminaf reco«* 

.ThtmfotmsofiV' | 

.pp.,ca,.ons ana .m.rv.ewscondu.aedSa.u«lay. Marc. ' 

19, 9 30 am tO'*'30P'Ti a«. 

The Caravelte Motor inn 
5400 N Riv«' "O*" 
Rosemort' illmots 

fc^^o* mi;*' or .nieresl .n «r.« the Honzon cai. 

I266-6257 

Ieoemf 



Sports, 



[he HiirbinKiT \1ardi 17, ViHH 



Page 



Wheaton Open 
Approaches 



waul an«i 



■ ' " 






-Is. ■! )'-lil 








hjlnc.^f 




■ *, 


t'tiink iimib 


l.-l 

1 HI 


mn liar|>rr Coltrec 
\t,'n\ Jr.,. k A If Id 


Ci-jiii 
,lj.-ih 


Tim I'l.im 


-ilMt iij, a:'l i:'iiM'U! 

•hit: piM 
(IlK IIS 

luimncr 


dixut 
Iwiimrr 




Toil): LufaBM: 


4!»-iinMt:r ita«l' 
mle niiiy 
javelin 



Softball Practice Underway 



cm mfmi¥rr^ wiff 



>|iofi» ran lie 



Desi,tiie ite retcm coW 

wi»:iliCT 1 fafprr'» siifituill tam i» 1 \ . , ; , 

K.nh 111 play. (Mitep.itt:: 

llK wmntn have (h-ck "Hi,'.(h 

iicmg sinci! March 

utc hail been ticl<) otuwil. 

:::ij<l l:i> tw. iiwymI iHtloiM:* "I Ik ten:, 

ws'ck due 10 the bail playera, mi :: 

C"o:n:h Myi/i •, Kumi: 



lull 
.:i All 
^ n"i Mi»'i^ .H'lij liCafTX 

M.ru.i^.., ..1,1... I 



fir ifart' 'win ftpcn m 



ptil. 

I-JKB Stiflhall H..iHfr 
'-iif Anpi. C 
an Kiium-staik.OF 

Jfiiiii- -•', ^ SSflB 

Rill-' :e 

, , :•!,€ 
■HT,. tir 

■■1. ■•■>■*■. ?fM)r 

r- 
in 



Tbc L 
couihinau. ':■ 



NCAA Basketball 
Tournament Time 



ij Scirll nwdon 
Sp'itrti Eil'iiwr 



thai IS, baMtaJly whiii I dtit 

I'll :.IJII * iih |(u- 
ll»(!i.»nal'i, M,(f«n, I 

'^i.«l tvi-n a NCAA c<(Krt '"■•• ' 
liit'kc miifh iiici'f** wiih ■•- :' 

'-..■■If'- ;>'iijiTi,ini./ii- ThftS'iiic '■•■>:■' 

' :■••■'■■■ '!'-! JVC ihe I'ulai: 

:a= auikv. (he Ftnal ^' '■ 

' lh.111 Lrriiil-Kiynrl I.,, 



' u t h e a * I ; 



t .'njl I .,„r 



'i<ilii|> (laitiv 





An.lv 1 , 



>" [nc|>ar€s 10 [nil 



Marshall 
to Skins? 



lU St. .11 li.iritiiu 
S[>tir1s l".:I(ti,ir 



Tiieatiy .(HcniiKiR, I li.i'l !.' rn,,-.,i 
.1 Tuc Jay m|.ihl dcailliiK' 

By imJay. the fd :■ " 
pri>hahl\ have ti<n m.i 

H..'.,l-,Lri .,1, in. It,., I... 

: I 

1 I . p.. Tk 

P r f *• i d « n 1 

\l,.l-... : M. I .nkfj: ■"! tkm"l 
■"■',: : Mar-ihall m\ 



and [Vrrv lo Tare Hrll 



Walitr (olly rem 
Mali Siilu > 

have Kliaxtmsu-.i.i m \'i.ilici 
William I* e r r i 

W li.T,''-. \U Mat. 

|'r-'l!l,-.,'.t «■,■ [,C.t 1.:. 

i.k,.H.„il 

<;ar> I'l-ntik: 
h.-'A ill,) f ,■ • : '. 
IVk t-,.i.,. 

: ^ 1 . K I n II - ; ' 



Blib Avallini: 

[hini< I r.:"iir*-jl !• I 



i!.4 l,:,.in. ■ 
Mil.,.:: T..::: ■ 

Ciiath \Iike Diika: 

"Hell k'fs «gri III.;- guy. By ih.- 
w:i:,iy n Cliiinky a w.>wp or a 
meal " 

Wilbf r Miiri.lia)l: ' 1 <>< 

goiri}; lf> \x making %.■ 
,, hiR't.. ll,.i'i.l,,,Il,, rn ;,■ 
1.1 It.,, K 



i»«iriiM><- I (iiirdinaloil 

V'incr "l'«il>in: "II vt Ioos.| 

\t,.! ,1' I,., ,.,,, 



.ii mnuifi 



|1>I1H\ h 



.l>l It. I ^, 

■I (.'III Si, r.itusic .Sui'. 
■'Wi, p:i.. k 



liT hiim' iiiK-h ,11 
"If 1,0 niay," 

MtMahnn: f-tkh 
\.'al ,,\rKl<'rM.rr, M)!.! '>«<' t,t> gait. y,:.mc wciglii. 



Classifieds 



Classifieds 



Classifieds Classifieds 

The Har bingiT March 11. mH I'-ia^- 7 



StutJt'nt rvon -ujinitii t«'tiil 

t;(4»M.i f ml.s m c (it* n-Uh 
pfupri nfanll(i< ulnjn 
Hon - Si uticni i, Ij is-v 1 1 itd s 
(up lo tiqhl hiM-'. > uii! 

(utililturMl (in*. 



Employment 

LEGAL, SKRVlCi:S 
FREl- CONSULTATION 
for v»>ur legal tK-fJ\ 
Incliul.- ni'l, .i.:r ,.-i.i! 

. I'iior..: ■ ■ ., ■ ■ '-■"> 

and werkend appt>», 

ivtibble. I a\*' Offices nf 

Becker & Ik-cktT, M.K1 N 

Mcacharn, .Vnl. flmu 

..uimburg. 11- Wl^>5, 

IYPWC;SKRVirE 
Sludenls and It-Jic tier's-. 

Can and will '■ 
•iiid cvcrytliiri;- 
.iccuraic 'work ort .m iHM 

oCfiee machine t !':> vts 
cxp.i Reason able niiev.. 
Call Jen #3«W-2;m:V 

INCOME SERVICKS 
Sludcni Discount 
1040 A md Illinois $30 
■• ■ ■ 'sch A.B, Child 
Illinois $M1 
-74- HMO 
1'iotf.v.onal Tax A 
Inc. 

121 SWilke- Suite 401 
Arlington Hcighis, 11 

mom 

BODIES NEEOEB 
Bl!Il..l> MUSCIT-S, 
MAKF= MO'NEY, BCII.l) 
SKILLS 

LIKE "WORKINO OCT" ' 
YOULl. LIKE OCR 
lOBS: 

• LOADING 
.CONSTRCCnON 

• WAR!'! tors INC. 

• SHIITIN". 
•FAriT.>HV 

• ETC 

AI.SCHIICIIL.Y SKiM.Fr) 
TFCtlNlCAl. lOBS. 
LXC1-1TJ:\T ?\\, 

FLKXincr: not, rs, top 

rOMIfAMI'^S 
CAl.l,, PA I I \ 
1\[)! S TRIAL TEMl'N 

Sm \IIONU WTEIl 

R.;l ■ 



( Kl IM Mill's 

..V <..!.■ 

V^'h. ; '.I,: 

pius viorld tr.n,:; i i.iw.ui 
Bahiinus. C.iriWx-iin, etc, 
CALL NOW: :(>6-7M- 
0775 Ext. C2'»?i. 

BE A NANNY! 



Htip UaiiUd 

Wc offer immediate: 

PLACEMI-N1' m the Nc\* 
Jersey/New York area, f >ur 
agency's with our parents 

and children before you 
.ivcept ;i puMtiMi T\'r 
...ilane^ SlMt.OO S^OOtWl 
ueekly Never a fee. 
Yearlv' employment only. 
NANNIES PLCS (licensed 
and bonded at:cns\) T'oll- 
Free I scKi 7s; u)7« 

S\l ES 

I nil iiiiii: S.if.> \-,.\ociate, 
'Ml ,J0 hrs, ju-r *k 
Excel ieni rnum for 
ad V a nc eirw n i , Contact 
Chuck # 3MV 1386, Gwics 
by .tomes - Woixtfiek! M,all 

RETAIL 

I nil or part„iii»e sales 
asssociate for updated 
iradiltonal men's and 
women's cloibtng \tore 
Experience preferred. 
■ ■■■t O'pporiiinity (or 
, , ,,:\ancemem. Please 
contact Belhtai 'Wl WhO 

f"R,EErONSl ET,\"ITC>N, 

monthly HiMAkccpinp, 
Income la.s Returtis, 
business or personal. Call 
for appi, \Eirv Alice Hess, 
CPA<a 5:'*- 2043, 

■ilnlillWii IiXjIlUJMfcJllI 

m HiliiiliiiiHilil lilii 

SIMMER HEI-P! 

Live in B.ibysiuer needed 
lo care for two small 
children. Ages 3 & 1. non- 
smoker, $100 per *k. plus 
nxim & board, fiamngum 
area. Call- SiiVKaWi 

CIERK \l 

fk-'Mi'iii conir.K,'l firm 
lookinj; lor office clerical 
help, "Hrs, 1 in u, s iHi 
p.m.. M,-F Call 7(*-Mi«i 
for appt, and ask for Tom 
Of E.iurie. 



For Salt" 

rmrritrcd hdhrd. leather 

guardrails. Asking 

S-t .*)(). 00 Non- matching 
mirrored dre%ser, chest & 
nite«.|and; S75 takes all 
Call X.,J3-K3W. 



ROLLING MEADOWS 
Rixim in 3 3 Kirm home 
Laundrv A kit.' hen 
pris'tic-.',' I lily. 



■MJ. 



ROOMMATE 

1.. Nhare Hoffman Ewiies 

;,i»i'ilii 'Vnc vv ']<**> H13,lrs. 

i.-n liui'i i:',:>;ii Harper. 

■-ithly. plus 1/3 

5I,«i»-107*» after 5 



i- or .Nate 

HCr-"''" '■■ '" *-■ \' ! 

C,.,, "iowi 

,,r\bo 
rTopeny 

l, Jil n' ' ' ■ ■ • ' "V, E, Kt 

354 lor 1; :, 

Queen sz w jtcrhi-.i 
floataltonless maitrevs. 



£iliMiJiiiiiMi*Sl.3Mi" 

lt>«5T0Y'(,)TA 

M,R2,. Red. excellrnt 

condition \-,k,!rit; S'^soO, 
Call - ■■ ■■iS5. 

iyK2 0LUSFlRFN/A 
H.atchback. .Air contf , rear 
dcf.. iutom.. p>.' ■ 
p*r. b^ake.^, ,' 

stereo. 69.1HJU nults 
Asking S3, KMT Excellcni 
ct»nd , no rust. 

< ,itr :s4I S' »»*'», 

1977 OLDS CI, ITL, ASS 
Hrou:.- ■ ' dr.. V,H 

Aui,p -., rn CW. 

!'■ I.:- J-!,-. 

,,ii ,,''i!»ki,ng 
■■" '263. 

i«:»77 01 !,)S Rf-GFNCY 

Must sell, excellent 
condition, Eully loaded. 
Many ,exiras. Call Paul frf 

,Wl-24,0()exi, ;x()l or SS5- 
1942. 

Blick Bra f-" ''s'--- ■" Pulsar 
NX. 3 vr-' .'ond- 

all leathi.. <, .ill Ed 

weekdays after 2 p.m. and 
make an offer. .HOVSOM 

AUTOS 

Can you buy Jecp\, C.u"'., 
4x4's sciited in diug r.Hd,% 
for under $)fX,J.fKT' Call for 
facts todav. «)2-R37-,^,401 
Fst 4:0, 

1'-).S4H()\- ,"00S 

with iraiii-,- , - , .KMf 

Call Scot I afiet ti' ^diytri W 

SS,5- 2,571, 

«f,.,R4" I'hanex RosidstiU- IE 
B,ro'.- -,t Hardly 

useil, - -: -I"- J gifi -t 

>'rs, ag"'> Cat! Fd \scekdj\'-- 
atier 2 p.m. and make .tn 

offer: 89,3'a:»3. 

19S7 Ford Mustang 

LX H.I t.ii back 

Sier: ■■■ ' St 

wa!i 'I'f 

,5.'»' 

Call ■ , , , „ 

RE'I> HOT tari:«in»! Drug 

• - . planes 

Your 

,,-\,it, ' 1 '< 

S0:s ^'.V 



YARl CLASSICAL 

GLITAR 

Nvlon strings. Sixteen yrs. 

>.ld Asking $160. Call 

MikeCi!' K 15-455-6590, 

tiibson SC w/case $490, 
Marshall 50 uatt c«imho 
$490. Korg I'ME 40X 
modular effects S'>0. IW3I> 

stereo Hanger S20, Reh 
Uu-neJi X bass guitar w/ 
case $250. Fender sidekick 
50 w,!:- "np $HK,). 

Hamir., -.-r organ 

needs \s.>;k !,ic^i nflVr, Call 
L,aiTy((i V>,^-'^27,V 

I9H8NI OEi OED 
( Al ENDAR 

featuring color pht>ic-. r-- 
nude Illinois Collet',! 
wom-en. Mail S9.95 lo 
C<x-d Calendar, POB -CMH 
rv-K,illv 11 
VI. ..i,.-!-, V, 



MARTIN STfiiT. SIKINC: 
Glil'FAR 

Eleven vrs. old. excellent 
• , ',. ■; ■ ■' ;?!() 

-, s 
(»s«l. 



EEMAIF MOini S 
WANFin I \KNS»(Mt 

Pose iimK' 

college I. .11', 

twip phtit,.'i'\ I i ,' 

CAl.lM),\l-t. I- ■■•!. 

OeKalb. 11. 601 I y, ViSH 

calendars available bv mail 

for $9.95. 



MASTERC ARD 

.Soone refusetl. Rcg.irdless 
iif credit hislorv, ,Also 
rKASE had credit. Do it 

yourself Call 1-619-565- 
1S22. I':,xt, Ct.54KlL24hrs, 

IX) \()l NEED A 
IBM SI KEEPER ? 

1 ,,111 ,'li-an your house, 
■ iiparinieni. l.ow 
: -llent references; 

-.!, '.I.,., y: -. of experience. 
I'-oi more in(ormatn'>n 
please call I.ui, <<i 255 
NCI 



Personals 

Attention Harper itfu<lriltt| 

andalumns: 

Are you Uxjking for a job'?7| 
Why not stop in at the 
Harper Placement OfficeTI 
We have over I, (MX) jobsf 
listed in our computer data 
base, and wc may he able to 
match you up with one ofl 
them. For morel 

infomwiion. call 397-3(XX)J 
ext. 2720. or stop in at ih([ 
Placement Office. A 347. 

Mlention all interested 

bodien: 

The Harbinger needs > 

We need, writers, cdiiorl 
and dedicated people ThI 
Harl'inger has all of thi 
latest cquipmcin for dcsl 
."••lishing. Skills thif 
"1 t.ike vi'ith \ou whel 
)ou icive Harper, 
if iniercMcd contact Ear 

'f Pear! at ext. 2461 

IMt. 
c>r just stop by. 

KNTERTAiNMENT 
1 ntenainers needed for ne4 
-rttenainineni booking 
i:ciu'\ and recording 
vtiidio. Rock/Countrjl 
bands, clowns, magician^ 
dancers, tnodcls. escoril 
,ind st:)lo acts encouraged w( 
apply. All hrs. open, full i 
pan-time. M/F, all races| 
(Join our video dating 
service). Call CreativS 
Video l»roductions @ 312-J 
H03-6666. Ask for Charlll 
or Rich. Or please stop b^j 
@ .3414 Milwaukee Ave. in 
Northbrook • Sanders Mi 
at Milwaukee Ave. <Als< 
needed; pnvate investors). 

To Sanc]) S..'.' 
Hey now' Hows Nlli'Rl 
ready 2 B beaten at pool? 
Wish U could stay longei^ 
than one week, but. oh 
well! Be scein u later! 
Signed. A strange friend 



'Mappij St. Tainckis 'Day 



Nccd C4sh For 
colleqE ?? 

Si4> MU.ION 

. ' ' 'D Wl N I lINft Aini I) 
I A-,1 Yl AM 
A- \U i IfJli I HI I IINDS YOU NFED 

J M tIMXIAllCWNAL SBlVICtS 

CO BOX 1,1' I / 
■'i.'(:i':„,f'i, €1 111 IGltlS. II. 600/0 

{7,\?) 70S,ftS?7 
wwnt toH iBi 1 iMionfiAiian 





ST All 

\ _ 


/IP 





Dff-Beat 



"Tfic dame" 
Huics 



Will he f>i.' 



VIhuo-. in j1 



■ )»illiiui.»l ".111./ ...n I, jiiifHn 



i I. tut tfic en in. hl.,mk 
><u.i.li}ing. 



musi tv rc'invc..! nii later ttom Apn\ It. I«;i88, In 
'■ ■ . .iiawHtjt hfld, 

' ' ■■- '' • .s' ■ •••'• -■■"' farnit)! .meniten of the HMbtmpcr smlt 

■!n>c he ah If til t\irii£i|Hiic, 

•The wmtict will he mimmikccI « the HiiA.ifiect\ ■. 
•Thr anmnTi icMhe ks-ajumi riM. - 




LOCflTIOn 

»1 

•szzz: 

»1 

»5 

»B 



nmin iL. 



aODB£S9L 



niDlHK )L 



'ThE qAIVIE' 




Coming March 28 

iaaa?!S5ia 

^MWIIIIIIIHiMiMMi'MwiiMiit^Jbi-'* m iii*«ii' —— -—•"■^B 

ON CAMPUS RECRUITING 

t:00 - 4:00 pm 

Buildtng A Room 347 

W« are looking tor 

-Cash.ors 
-Stock«fs 

FLEXIBLE HOURS 

FREE BENEFITS 



Thi' HarhingcT Martli 17. 19HH 



I'ase 8 






3 ..if* * c[t 0r 



' U' 




^J-U.Jj^| 




The 
Weekly 
Crnsswi rd 
• Puzzle 



tt H>iii{i>|ijwr< ,ii{|M««t 



1, untmnntfi 





M timrmm i-aij ..Ml# 
3»fH««jpi.^>«.i^..t 



PARTY 

with Campus Marketing 

YOUR BEST DEAL TO DAYTONA 



VOU ORIVt 



$99.00 



Wt ORIVt 



$167.00 



IWCtUDfS: 



SPEND A U/EEK - NOT A FORTUNE 



POI FURTHIR INFOBMATION 
AND SIGN UP 



DAN 
358-8038 




\ I III! I! \ \\ \M> ;'(i! S(U in 



HARBINGER 



VOL. 22 NO- «-" 



William Riiine* HarjKr (Ollcgf 



1 hf Hiirhini:* r March 24. I<>88 



Presidential finalists 
meeting Harper community 




Dr "ni*'*mp- 



Three vie for Student Trustee 



Caiiclidales state their goaJs as 
election dav nears 










*'■•"''" ' ■''' /"' field Inmi 9 a.m. lir S p.m. 


■ 








iti i' Hi llif Infurtiiiiliiiii lifhXli; l). 










'II II.' ' 'iii/uiiti' 1 ah: /■'. ill fill' Sttdia 


^^H 








l>i'-.k: iiiut 7. Hi tin Hiix OJIice. 


■ 


Linda Lang speaks 
out. 


Off Her Hocker 
VViV/i Our Minn 


K<i(tH iif "Daininitk 
Hint fufiiiic" 


\ isil Judfiv Wupiur's Hyroti Btanchard 
Vourl ^iifi (jj^y "Can Anyone 


1 


By him (Jsin>H\ki 


liy Li: Hrnusstuu 


By Sftin Colbert 


S^Miiiy Beat TyKon?" 


■ 


Page 2 


Pujif 3 


Paj-f 4 


Page 5 Page 11 


i m 










■i 



Editorial 



The Harhinucr March 24. 1"J8K 



Letler to thf lUliior 

Reverse (liscriiiiinatMm dehate 
continue** 



.'..IIH .!.. 



ri.ii 



.>r art ll..i 



W/r^ §ar mom 



aiiLmkIi lilt ■iMWlil''*lx;flii^ t.ih- 



Itlf! 
Anr, 



Harbinger 

Wiili.imRj'iit'\ n,„iiivr("iifli-jir 
I. a 'II '■ ■ 






( ,,_„:(..,,.».,, 



MlUJiMH'l I 
n,.l.. r.t : 



J. I 



Page 3 



"Off HoPRooker" ^^ 



P? 



"^ki 



.1 ■*,■,■■!! ...■■u!t;\M,':! vvoifial* 

'. il of 

1 \fiiiiin- !;• vjy iliai ihc tahy 
.1 .1 brcaM tnvcrs niDU- ihan ihe 

- irmp hikini In ihis day 

■ uhcrc ctiil,)u-n arc 

.. i!',. • ■- r!,.' . >nl..i|,alji>n 

'^. on 
w h y 

t ..I 



MiUiv 



, ;;.ii;,iv I'l.iit, .1,1 .1 
■..n^ tli-r ill, 1.1 ,v 



.;i Tin- 

■ .'. ,t i-v 



3feattfi 



Corner 



,, ,1,.... It,,- jihvsical hanJitaiw 
,|i;|>i"niU'ricy- 



,.,,,f,.. 



,lll:il' 

tt- 

(III 
jlll.) 



lire am 






tiii" 



I- 



»Page Five 

A CAMKLOT HONKY IN .IllXJE WAPNER'S COURT 



DR/t;M,^TlS FT R SON, 4 £ 

Kin- 1 /litliiif '• 1... » (iiriHrrtitii 

*ti,.i.ltnl tuntirto't 



-hut 1: 1. "' 

it m, 



\i ri.ui 



k tl'vji ihv '. 



llUiUi, 



'' ^ • i. ' ! iX 



MUuic 

K(fc; jisi a re Ell 1 at wiKird. 

BUllfX 

n.'.L-'. !i;c knv .iriv Icsiilirsiimng':' 

ArlhUf , ^ ^ 

-\A.iil")vi 

Tli;i:l'v ■ :::...-„■■ .Mr 

Mtiiin .111 ■'■'' 
AOhUL 

He can vummofl the Npiru ui live dr.igtw. 

WaptitJ 

(>le;:lM" ' M,'!' the qui'Mifi'l, ^ir K Mr 
' ;„ i Im ;i lawvfr ' 

AllllUI 
Mr.,,, .• -.'^' ■ ' ■■':■ 

VV;iici; ■ i" ''>!■ ''■"'■•' "' licensed » 

pr.K'UvC ''..IV. i!i I ''If -.l.iti: o\ I, ■,i!ifurni.,i" 

Mihui 

Nil 

■■ ' ' ' "'.c ptilling ii'. '' " ' .' ■■■' 

JVC to do V, 



AiUiiit 



S!,. 



LdiliA 



}lJi'L:A„! 



ILiL'iiiJ; 



Ailliur 

,,;.,/f«i/iH,e/vl 
' ' . l>.h.^t'^ th.1l''' 

IT' ■ it'iiT lie's goin;; to kili ymi 

1 uncc 

-. ing'wiiha 

( .luiili. I, .trice)'' I love it when you use long 
words. 
Liincf 



\iii ".■ Ill 
iSiitu-aS'.i 
.,.■„•:..' . ■ :-.Mri'' 

.;rri linvf J jeep irno hjltlc. 

Oh. i'lHildi'i'i he re.ich the pedals'.' 
Mordrcd 

T'.'j/jOTcr,* 
1 to l;ilk, alKHii \;.pole>'iior 
jffji'- eit!'ier. hutlhe.Hl 

l^l|,|| ^ ^ 11 i. V 

A WW*, tlii^ is stupid' Mow ;ini I supposed 10 

reiiifi'iibiT uh.d I can jtnd ean'l talk al'x>ut 

Arlhiir 

V ..!'■: I'^uek pe.'ple >\i'. "f the 
-.lupid i V show 
timologicaliy 
■ ttheiherornot 



Well I ...'. 



'' Iv.liLl.vj.! 



-.c sir, but 



N'e.iit, mi: too 

^VilPIKf 

Rusi\'' ViHie.ifi spf.ik' 



^^ .ItJIHl 

Is ihf delendam yuur mother'' 
.^J,tf ritft.il 



. eh'»p 
lor. 



'th«. 



I':se 



Aw". 



'I'h.it s Ml ^ 
^^firdrtd 

Tell ii'if .<U,Mii It. 
Arthur 

I' honor, there was magic 
rivnlvcd 

.. X ill. It magic crap. sir. 'Yoii. 
were probiiWy drunk, 

Hf dot's di ink .ilot. your honor. 
■Vtltiui 

;i.„ toM:ii' 1 'I'l.ivf .1 !''■"'>' pre-^eH- !i"l my 
lot'V 

v^iimHr 

(I IfAfllmr} 

. orisuli an aitomcy beloK ctmiing 

here Kxlay? 

Arthur 

I spi»ke tt'> Merlin. 

Kmmt 

]\ Mr Mci!m .>ii a.tii'>rnc> -11 ' 
He\ ;i lUif.ird. 

Viauna , 

.A wizard ai law.' 



!>i,Al!!,!,L!,. 

'A .Mi iill' '11 ■' '■^•''•' ' 

Pi |l^l V 

'I, ihink, someone jtist had .in epis*'Kie of eas. 

Hmliit l.imilsPiiiKvi: 

Itcanie tl'irouph llie pl.taiid't's ii;:. ■ "■' 'oe. 

WilMlil 

(PimiUH\h'r,lr,-di I think II «.=-.. •:=..■ ;-ei'p, 

Cio sniff him K'ir.iN ' 

1^ II ?s I y 

.S.i\' what'.' 

WiipiHf 

Cici Mutl him! 

B n><^' 

I'm not gonmi sniff ihe little pig- 

WttPiiitr 

Gtt'Snitl him or you'll find yourstlf uii.irdmg 

..h;>i:1 r,:ir l<it>. .v^-ln' 

Km, 1,1, 

W'dl. . . ok..',. ,;'•.,.'.;> ../V ' I ■ '•'•■',.'■■ ." 

AiUuil 

IW('!Inth«mitv;,-..t •". '^'-i'' 'i-w'it. I w.'m'i 

'hiivethi- ''' 

Oh.A'Ht upfaihcr' l-ei the old tv>d,^c -niit me it 

he li.as .1 mind to. 

Aiihtif 

Til die first! 

Niortlrtd 

1 il.'M'i t t'.ii'f !o haggle. 

Arthur 

ll">r,t'\\S Mvitril) 

Sniff my »tt:md die. you giet K-cg sawn off a 
K'aeh' 

Hapnti 

Hclp'tne Rwsty! He'lp me! lie h.t^ a v^sord' .Shwt 

htm. Rusty! Slu: ■! >:i'':' 

Ktifitv 

With vsliai',' 

»ai»ii:r 

Dtm't yi,'>i,i !'i.!\e .1 guld.im i,'"" * 

ku;il\ 

There's no bullets in it. This is only TV. 



I hi-M,' .lie tl'ie vu.f.t litigants we ever h.id' Hill! 
, ; " .■>«(■.»' ••ill nfanrif: 

..■i/'ii/r(if«.v.,l 

llrmiuifr 

VVh.ii's the problem. Joe.' 

^^aBtiii 

l'A'(-i'vtti:ii:;' 'I'l'iese people ean't slay in their lime 
' -he plaee up, the 
-;h,ia pIam--sorry, 
; [tir Mi-;e, guy keeps waving 
,! He .ilniosi hurt Rusty' 
rroduccr 
Sorry .lot -1 n\y hands. This isn't a real 

episode 
VNapner 
W'lKit di'i you meai it's not a real epi«xie'? Wha! 
the hell is a',' 
I'ruduccr 
h s a shon humor piece in a college newspaper. 
(There i\ a general ttiucry at ihu) 
Arthur 
Oh {"nxi you mean we're not even real':' 

Prodtiier 
No sir. rm afr.iut not. None of us are. 

Mardfi'd 

( )' -' 'liM ere. 11' As d ihe whole thing 
v,,r .1 tTuMgh. now wc find out we're 

Ik uoti.ii i \Ki the author titled the piece "A 

C.imelot Honkv in Judge Wapner's Court" or 

soiHcihmg lame like that. The whole piece i.s 

protxiWy just contrived to fit a cute iiut. 1 in 

getting out of here. 

Arthur 

Where are you going son? 

Mordred 

.Somewhere where Im not subject to the whim of 

ereaiJvcK barren college writer. 

i^rthur 

I don't think you'll get very far. (here ait only a 

few lines left. 

Producer 

Not even. 



_Upcomin 



The Harbinger March 24. 1988 



Stetl Drum 
Coiiccrt 



judili'Tnim .■! "I H'. 



Stephen S». .. 
the P4--1 H'.tr ' 
many civu" !uOi. ' 
itic 'r.^^l..' <■! I'-i'-" 
7Sih Attili'..'r'..i:v 
P.«jJc in fhit-uli' 
The mHJumci 
nirnihct cnv,'iriM,' 
hammefcl - " 



K!.j! 



inhlxjii 




Page 6 



tfoinmhl fnmt, ( 



Economist Speaks 
o II E c o n o 111 i € F u t u r 



e 



A!. ..I 



II III nil," [111 






li,!, '11. 

ji>ih1.i 
■■ .mil 



Early Registration to 
Begin in April 



r' AIt'^""' 
•} a in ui 111'" in 

1 |..l. U' "J I'' 111 

■, i HI ;"\:: 1. 14KH,OK 



>* 



»,-'. Ni -1- i. I*. 

M EWSPRP^ R. 
DRIVE 



i5«'k,i11«^X 



dUakannXaifi 



UVio 



LET l)» M'ttr YOlt rWD TMI!. JOB VOU WANT 

QUiCKLV Ano erriciEnf LY 

If jou are • ftraduatlns »tudcnt who rctognlie 
mat oppc)rtuiiUi€» may be lost If you are required 
to perform Job searchri una»»i*tcd call us. 

lloodfleld Corp has a unique private and tor 
pofate client iittcrchanae whereby wc match job 
candidates to .Job opportunities. 

If you have the credentials that our corporate 
client is tooking for we can work with you on a no 
profeaslonal fee basis, find out more about it. 

Schaumburg. Illinola 
(512J 240-1SOO 




Miinday, March 28 

7:30 p.m. 
Building J Theatre 



Ti;:l..-i> lonh. ' i;;- 

.'l'v;:iit.)hli.' It! .1 . itK- 

r.-'i'',','i'... ' ' ,:.,: .u'c S2,oi) 

'Uiiciib wiiliiicuviiy 

■ -uiilcms.and S4.flf) 
g'CiicW'l KlmiMion. 

..'■ .: .'1 ,iH ihc 



The Harper CoU«4|e Cultural Arts tammitt«s 
presents 

JULES FEIFFER 



"The most talented social commentator 

in cartooning in our generation," 

Pulil/cr- Prize winning cartoonist. 

playvvripht, screenwriter and novelist 



..-..leaking on: 

Life and the Political Cartoonist 



Classifieds 



Classifieds Classifieds 

The HarbinRcr ^'a!.£!L?.iilS= 



Classifieds 

PaEf 7 




,(/ir<l Ad Haiti 
St«Ml«»l non forniniitt u4 

pi. .(?«»■ liientil »«■«»»«"•■ 
«„n-St«iiI»f»«. cto»sl(l««*» 

t4.1>0; I. «•««■'» 

«lIllH.M»fM»l tifw. 

Employment 
HflB \^ anicii 



:,.,!, jpplj, jtjJlahlc. 
..( Bfctei* Bcekci. 
»;4)(i N \tt-.ii:l».iiii,. W- floor. 
Sctamiibwi. U,„. «)W1. 

««mk YOIK imt IH¥S 
FBtlMS* llOtll 

P;i(d. Holiday* 
Hi* iMcnihe 
KtMml nmmm 
Life taMMMCS 



SI MMI K HH I" 

SiinriTii'i 
T III- K 



Asi 



(•IJi 

saw. c,.:i 

VK. -IcJr 
Bli 



*- 
B 
■< 1 . 

mil I oN^i I I \ I MIS. 

niiinilWy Bw>w 

T»i ttetiim ■' 



I FIAT 

(•tec, cefld:.... 

■■A ili ...HnlkMI' i"iv» 



Djirl 



1,111 SC *' 
.hull SO wail 



5»2«). H'wtcr ^likiick V> '■'• 

iwgati tlf:' 

r,,i1l l,,jirr\ 
■.i,,iU;.LLAS£QUS 



■".(IIHilii. ,A*ms 



-.;|itillflHl* 






rit!t 

SMiXIKQ TSMITORAWES 
iin-iiu 

No Ti-L' 

.iclMtrii; 

»,• jinylll'imi *«l 

evctjiiiiin. ■ ' lfc'vHf»t'' 

,„,,rt en J, ,,: mattitnf 

iicastntdbte riic» 

2111 



IMOMtMKVK IS 

StWkOT) i„)l:*i", ' 
li,Wf>Aiin,nii'i 



OIUti-.,if4-.inwi|iany .Shi«wy 

.j(nl R>-, ..'i>, irii,''.Irn''ri< "<" I'lvM"'. 

E W'J*|,ru : ' ' ' ■ 1 ;. ■ ,1.^™,' T. r, 

(Wtltge' .i*fc.,i>u fJl LxUtf. S4.7W,) ..,( i.llcr. Ciil: Mlft'^MT 
W:},^ I It t ■! «(kf *p.m. eve __^ 

HELP WAl!TJ:X> 



T1 If II AKBtNCE K is kiokuig fer C OOP • r»«CH 

'■' ■ need people wh» i,re eoergeiK. 

...iih good wiiiimg skills awl *ho 

jroiit .uriu.) u. d*' • l.We. more. We tout *«» 

m u L li, 

Siari now! See wk* im em lie. FtoiiW',' hou<- 

■.,,,.1 -•,t«triiity W tW« » repuuiion lor 

,,,.,„. i a |,re,iii way to meet nc* »n.l 

i,,.-(,pl,c a»d teiffl, .flWl. »«» »«««*<i 

*a:me liiiiie,. 



S<» 



<,tile 
Mail 

I .IK'! 



,^ .iii'ifll, EantlWI. 



t>:M*l,..F.*IOI»Kl.,S 
WA?MTEI». EARN t-W 
Pose mule (>r wplicw for txillcge 
Mtemlai, Mail «» i*«> «***» 
w; COED CALEND,\«. W1B 
4»M. ftrHalh. 1I„. miy l'»HK 
cslendars aviilaWe by mill for 

ffiBiffiiUi 

|)<» vol NFEI> * 

HOrSl KKU'ER-? 

I cm clean your htu*. filfitc or 
.HMifMien,!. Ixm ma. eicellen! 



AlirMli"! Httrpt-r ^ludrnn aii4 

il,fliin,RI,: , 

All- vfu IwAing I'.'" < ''■••' 
*ri,i (n>l stOlJ m i" "' i' "l"'f 



lunlry lumls. tlowni. 

ri,, (li^n•^:,cr^, niwtcH. 

,•1,1 ,,,,,1,. ,.i, 1,, .-11.. ■•tir.,i|Ml 

.\'' (>,■-, ,,5 --" tn'.l in 



,,( Ki.,ri «. If V'"'-' 
111 .1 MiUillil' 
NorihbrCKitt ■■ Sn-:- ■ ■ --7 .1 
Milwaukee Ave, <AI»o needed; 
pnvaie mvesiorsl. 

KkhanI Miirx Fam! 

rx-ilicritcly wanted. 2 iitkcL* tor 
i,hi- upcoming KicharJ Mart 

c,(m:,crt, rietue vail; -l'»H-2775, 

Dfupermrlf utkmn .Siisa" C 

Hnt. art- >o« dtiing'? I bcl you 
hau-ii'i gucs«d «h" I a™ V^'- 
Well for one thing I'm v.ninnet 
ihati you and 1 know ymn AKT 
Ctos !■> *^"<>" ^^ "**' r '" ' ' •''**' 
know viiu ic an ii»cvomr 
woman*!! Why haven i you 
answered back? *•". »«« y 
■IIMIIMt! 

hwnSLCK 

PATKlCk KYAN 

Etdtieni Representation for 

Student Trustee Vote and yc 

shall be he«id M,arch 2R & 29. 

s.«. «/r». 

w,; all know thai your hot for 

» K i,»f tt>eH. 

.Signed. Ha- Ha 

I *.«, 

What's ih. ■ u|>onlhc 

hijih t),i>rM- , ■■it*'" 

I'.S, Lighltti uft" 



I ■(■,!! 



MjiI Nin»! 



LMO„jlLJ-i,X 



\. .It I 1..M, «,. 

jndnnik,eiir 



\"A ,u,i»,,„ KC, •»■' 



tiall, iiion-' 
HOMtS,H«S„A,L,E ^,,._„. „,, 

I .,,.v..-fTim.-n! K.imi's (TfWl l-,'",', _ 



tit, '>■• loi tolu. 



,ii,;0. Call 
P m. mi 



MkC ait <» ' 



'.pul,.'r 

,,!.>,.. ■■ :,-, Jt*l" 

malch you up »ii„li ','« "' ^'""^ 
I .,, nt. '.,,;■ ,nfi>rri,.il.i,'ii ,-Jtl ''*" 



\ mnmit alt imiertstrd kadki : 
T\v: llarl'iini'i'' ' ' ''n' *''" 
I'lt ,fi,l »rii ' '""' 



.,',:ist Hj,rpt,'r 

If inicfcsicd £ontUi:i 1 ."'> l" 

Pcarlaiirtt, :4hlor!4«), 
I >r |i,»tslO|)liy 



MM, ,v miN \v \\n II 



|M:Mi-,Dl,-M k 



\i\it a !tt' 
, mly 

ln-enwd and 
.ill -Free l- 



vvam a II n vnij 

easy way t*i cam e »ua money 
while going f.i ,.,.itli-;f<-'' <""™' 
ip«'nd from ■ ' '" 

lespiwsiWo ,. . , "■ 

, <iwo pent iJiU. a«c!. 9 A, 1 ^ , ">'■'• 
,-iK Hof («,» timet aie*. 1 mm. 
HJMPer- C»fl Lynn (* «■♦■ 



Uik,es at! 



.ALIQaailUES 



mk;: 
;is!i. 



,..-ii,Tii toiidiwon. 

. ciii; lt!l■,-3■«- 



^«la,^ol„„DSFlI^ENZA 

MiKhtat-k. A,ii ami,, rcjir del. 
jini.'ini owr iii;,-i-tim'. ir*r 

nil,, ■ ■ 

f o n J, , . 1* o I u :. 1 

Call: sai-H*^ 



1977 OLDS CI :'-n ASS 

BrouEham. 2 di,. V-S. Auio,. 

A,C."'PS. PB. PW., PI T'U. 

Cruise. R-I>ef , AM,/FM plus 



, " f-rtd MuitUni 
t,.tt*;K* 



Ivan plus d,ttlcr.,-m,e van 1„> ' 
■7 Ml cvcnmg.*. 

Htm HOT liacp'iM! Drug 
tfcalers' curs. hiiB,. plane* ret**'*!- 
SM,rpUis Your Area, Buyers 
(jutde, (11 K,i5„*ftT-«K,lO l:\i. .S- 
MBJ,. 

liytflillXliSSaKIB. . 

MAmm STEEL mme 

GUITAR 

,'■■ old. eiceHeni 
ving S4«,), Call 
■,;,t,., „, , .;,)««. 

ITMir H a,EMIM CI ASSr AL 

• ,r will Wide for iBinllini 
*.iiu,u.,s guttir. Cjl»Ted-#42«,. 
1117 



HH47'" 

1 1'u- h,i.-atmt^cr is the new 
pic*iilfni ot ihc Program Bffiirf. 
wfiai's itif wfxIJ coming to'' 
t> s C..nj;r:i«tillations" 

!!'■ 
,■ ;i,S, t,K,«rus D.iy is coming. 
June mh!!'! 

,Mi*e F. 

fi™ ;iN'>i,il siopj'inp Hv SCK" 101 

, . ' ' i >,.-i you 

iho« 

vStiiii you 

%,igm-d, :saiii Ki..i«>" 
FkrridaFl. IjnUlrnlate.' 

F,„ ,■ • ■ .undinpaw (tJclia'l. 
Hi March ^I-Apr, 7. 



Nicd c/ish fOR 
coLLcqc ?? 

$149 MLUON 

. vNCIAI All) WIN! UNClAimD 
lASl VfAR 
.v: .\NtlNl) IHh fLlNDS VOUNFtD 

I M tMXIATlONAL SfRVlCf S 

PO. BOX 21/ 

I'HOSPtCf HtlGHTS. It 600/0 

(317) 705 85? 7 

wniTi roe rKfi mfoBtiATioii 



««*iii - — , — — ~" 

HOD'KI'if:. 

ciii'iNi: NiinBtB I ' 



Upcoming, 



The Harbinger March 24. I'JBS 



Page 8 



Benefit 
(laine 



Om Wi:d»i;M:toj. Ajiril: ft ai 

■' "■' ■" 'jftr will he » bemiit 

ifame at Harper 

..unru' ih," rhicagti 

nanhen 

.'iiJ sun, 

Ci'dK .u: I linn UK Itatl 

Ttw tii km are on tale now 

fell S!* m Ilk; Bot OCict. J»7, 

Ail pniciTiJ friini tlw: ewiiM »ill 

:..■.'. ■ Harper juiAm-i 




Scholarships Availuhle for Harper 

Studenis 



I'n, 



ilivtng iiccHk'iit la« wmc^tcr 
The !"■ -i vv,. f -,r,' I ■,,,«-,..,,,.,... 



fludciM Nnher KiKltmitally iml ."'*'""'' "■■■ 
eiiMturricutar, *»» patalj-MiJ '•'"«'™<- ■• 
from hn Jn>iilili:r» (lo*i> In ji "*''' 



N:ifinti.,| XfiMork «»f 

- i!i'» 

'■ ■■ •'i.1'ir|jT\htp 





hi'iiiT. jiiti Ik riiHiurijlf',! !■'. ,i 




,h. ;,jir., :i,L'rht*"r 






„1I 




<l() 




>iM 


Ihi* Km K MiiriUT 




ViImi1.ii '.111)! \\>.ic() r<ir .i 




t • iiljK ll.ir |ii I ( iilli|;i- 




viudtlil ,11 11.11. 11 ( ..llrm-. 



The Game Hutcs 



• The Giiine- will tad w iili itie Miitfc 3 1 , WSS issue 

'¥.xh week a phtm of ai> ottjew. or a ptrticutir site on campus 
«'ill he puMrthed. { »» ptouu in all 'I 

•Wtai fM have fatml all «» kx-almos, nil og| Ihc «mrj' Wanl 
»al: pill It in the hot immti in A hwUing iind J burldlng, 

*A11 eniriM murt U wetttett no lalci ihan Apnl 1 1 I ')mh In 
ntM of I tie, there will be a drawing held. 

•The Hiirt»(nter staff and familj members of the Hartimger <.uU 

*ill not he- able to partkipate, 

•The winner *iU he announced m the Harbinger'* April 14, IWN 



•Tli*'ani*«B to the bcitioH mm be specdk. 




(11 a l"Hi.sifH"*fc?* rn.i}iir * 
fK:h!, wilh an nit 
in.irlnmgamlA'r >.alc,s 
I>caillitK- ilalc K 


Iv".! Jfl, 

Mil) 1 






S I ti d If n K a I 

lr.in>rrr vi ln.|.ir*hip 

' '■ ■. ' "I" ... li.il.ii 


>> ili«» 
'::■ '.>i!l 


1 
1 


'i^i: ilul> 




nil,; 



April R. 



■ a r d c n 

p'. . ... s . 1. . 



t lut> 



of 



Tl» Perc« D«hind 

Cliic«i9o% Wmk Fore* D.bbi« 



*lrt Talay 



* iWMiy of iiutTtfini 
■" **^ •MifmnHMi M III 

lr<«i Clrntal * OnMiri 



Stati « kail IMS 



cmt I 
«»> jjjii 



Speech Team 



Ttu- (iarivr CtiHi-pc 
HKCth ttam atlctiilcd i.Ik> riYH.n 
IV Sfi'v'. fi iiHirrianiCMi i.i\i 
l-iut.ii .111..,) S.iiiint.iy, M.inii IS 
and !■ .,.ii v<.i>, 

llosii.'.. ! !mmii-i 

colkj!. ,,,, 

■! r.inkcil 

till, .!!■ irvl i,u:|, 

learn '. :n,il'agc. 

Soiiit- ,,.■, Kock 

Vatic y Cdlcgc, a,nd .Moraine 
Valky College 

Ttie tiiiilcriK re|>reM;miTig 
Har|i«r were. .An.li.,-* Bala,/s. 
M;inanm- Banih. W'jnn Grippe, 
Tan Vaughn, I irul.i i,.ing, 
Ton.v Conas. Vasmcen 
MithmixKl. and Scon Neidl. 
Award.* were won in lour 
events: Linda laing. gold in 
Informnivc Speaking, Brtm/c in 
''■ " ■^i'c.iling, Yasmecn 

bri>n/c in 
lni|.{iiinpiu Speaking; Tan 
Vaughn and Scot! Ncidl. hron/e I 
in Ouci Acuiig. I 



sMi,' nil 
ire a ileelar.' 



Ilk- cnil Hi ihc fi'. 
lull-liine sl.(!u».al h 



Folk Musician 
Perlorms at 



I h r n II n » I d ( i . 
A M> r f I h I \l f m i> ri .i I 

St'hidarjihip "^jHOnorfd h\ 
Irdrralcd KmKK 

Thr. li.,|., .. !,.! ..I lull l,,>.....,i. 



Harper 



lirM ( hiiafii H.ind- 
^I'-niil r'riupcil lliniin'si 
■>L lhilar\hip 



..'1 t,y 
Ctmiafl 



f.'lli muM.un Frcil li.il'.i..in 
luil appear as the operiinj.r .x i lor 
l.hc Washington Sqiiare^ai xtk) 
r m. m Friday, Marih rs ,,, 
I'uildmg M, 

Holstein was the iiii,ini 

'''■Oiientaci*hcnihcEarlof01d 

■>»n fjpcne.i ro folk rmisie in 

iliiii itnie., he h.is 

-lubs and colleges 

I'tr.uiflsiiui she iiMjnIry, taught 

seminars ,<u ir.i<liii,.njl .American 

' ■'' " -i"il .ippearo,! n 

'.,iK.. 

■iiiin i(. hsinj; 

if.nlilionai and 

iiiihi'i .!>, ,,,nj 

.11 .iiiil live 

.'Utoulmgi,iK,,lvri[-lvnof 
llic Ctucaco Sun lime, Trcd 
ileilsiein omhme.i ahioluie 
aulheniK.u m hl,^ .singing wnh 
born stiiry lellcr'.-. naiural 
presentc ' By HoIsUenX own 
detinmon. fold ,«,ng.s arc "songs 
"' ""' people." and he has 
researi tied [hem ihoroughlv along 
*uh the h.siors ih.ii lies behind 
cud. A [-red Holstein 



a bu.siness tn'-Uuao 

ciui.. n .\ i-r,., ,( 

your inMruclor II niictesied. The .tK.Horm.in, . 

m.mmurn re4uiiemerus are lull- [,«'■' " '■'""'■'"""">. 

lime sophomore business ,na,,or "^^JZ" "" ""*="'""« 

(1<»HK-X'»>. a <:.PA ol '2 or ™'"""'"'»"'- 



Comlr«g March ?B 



PH ARMOR 



ON CAMPUS RECRUITING 

1:00 - 4:00 pm 
Bujlding A Room 347 

W* ar* looking for: 
-Cashiors 
-Stockara 

FLEXIBLE HOURS 

FREE BENEFITS 



i Off-Beat 



The Harbinger March 24. 1988 



Page 9 






1 aarh cwm 



t Cmuw 
)I Son ot t 
« L«n<J r 
USxiMcantOfi 
'5 navMit 
t7 EjilrMTW 
i»C<» 



S3. 
M 
3® Sl^fflftwI'WIf 



11 f lawiriiH l««ft> 
2: aarilGUM 

34 1 



as 

JtMnacMin 
3« 



3U 

3a Uromw or (Xlm 



31' Quaff at 

3i C«Milin« IM«Ma 

m* 

41) 
4I( 

44.nacatfor 

comtiaJ 
4tf intro<lu«a 
41 Eitiats 
St Fraa'Of 
S3' tWMaat laoi)^ 
WFaaian 
5i AMrmaWva 

47 t 



The 

Weekly 

Crnsswnrd 

Puzzle 

Stc sii I'll! ton in 






Qaf'mafvt 
aidaai 
4 WMaawaii* 
iSymtiottOf 

tmxutmm 



• tH'UitCia 
TiMamlon 



4 i 

iP 

TI 

1! 




i $ ^KM» n H 


ii 


i 


w 

■"■■■11"" ^ ^F 



t CfUnion 

SClaaf 
to Sat in Asia 
1 11 Pa««t 
It' 
ISUn 
W £n€«r€llfl() 

32 Qu»fr«t 
23 S«aiWO»fJi*M 
2S Adma 
21 Smoollt 
M Oaanaa* at 



IflOMiMlova 

join 

1* Fraa Mnai 
3; Maw cwjin 
3t Oivat Iciod Is 
4t Tampofirw' f'<»«.i 
42 Agila 
43. araai im>» 

44 Aatti.n 

45 J 



47 T*ia' lart 
4* Nil ii«ntiy 
MCralty 
S3 nu|wa> liDlK 



fiMMMtii trmm |>«tt 3 
upicl me. Htj«c*tT, I iji.iniis,mt 
It m Mviwoite !tm|vly kuiiig oCI" 
iMMt W'iiti (Ml Ml) paper. 

I WM ttirprisec! lo (iru! 
ai»l!)ct -.' . . '■■ 

momitii: 

1(1 ailcm(M » clarify 
>.ui .Mt-,uii(Jcrsta.wl.in:g " of 
what you wck «|inf tn your 
last letter. 

In thit iMier, you mAe t 
vtty valid ilal«.nM)in . You say 
iliai anyone csin ht a mimmty is 
cerliiin atualMifis.. 1 agree 1{W%. 

However, wten jomeone 

«p«)ll«« •■>(" "miiwrttHru iti ihe 

111 hlatk" 

l\ Oitfl.Cf 

oIlKr itan .-> 

M..-y.|ii!.. .__ 

ncalty 
hi the 



...'it fllHH ilw 

■ lie ttrf iittiions 

> .Kri.>up 

ii.w of 

^^imLlk: lutinn) Jiiii .1 «. iirtllCSS. 



iff siaiu.* 

(roup." 



from 111* ttrger 



A.tllloiigh Itte Ji.a!.ir.n,.,irv 
(lies I'loi spec I fit" al!... 
H (.span i.(:.*.( trie nidi... . 

(.ill of which yuii tiialf at 
mmontH-i. i.l>ey fii ihc 
Icfmitwn of a 'mimwny' *hK* 
■ m ciiad from ittc dictioimry; 
ituM II 10 Siy. n'M.R|.'bcr<i oF ihcw 
|«ii|»» tave l>ccn m,idc to feel 
a'teimeof !>cpjii..itt'- LL'tmiy and 
awareness ctt m the 

larger poup" . .. . ..> have 

alicnaieij them m the |'>i»i 

By definition, thctc arc 
fcw.er mcmlwis of Britiuriiy 
groups (blacks, for imiancc) 
!>v -■> ■ ■' ^ -„ 



minor) IV i 
''i..o'.i:' 111". 



li , 

Hi.-; ■■ .. 
Ifllcr. 

The isiittte appli 
yoM ilahid tktl W B M .\ , .. 
stalioin". 1.S One ago \ 
lintttied ui s.ia.tH)n. VV'liv 
to alarning. ii> yoi: 
meiii. whiic'i .:irc pu • 
lisieniih: ' 




bmibn 



THE HICHfcSI SCORE 
IMPKOVIMfNTSIN 

THE N..\TION 



...-'i.'l'.inBKI 



UlJllii lOII 



oKertd at Htfpct Colkit: 

MaHHHHHHaMMaaHa^BHUai^kl 




.All! 

Thi 
fj... 



^zvtovmtvz en Campu0 




CoiTK'dian Hey wood Banks I 

ordniary humor. F»,„nv ,r,,j ,,>„,,,„, t, 



"-"Pi'f lo his oui-of-lhe- 



Free Videotapes 



ThiTi* is lift* after col l4>ge. 

Wi." li;i\i' .1 iirw sri-u'Mit' viilculaiH's 

Itial |iti>\ lilr i-ssri|li;il itttf»nn.ili.ir! 
tuf ih.lf Itlrv il;ili|c |(il» srari-h Thcv 
imiililr hi -III ill \\\t:U riirciTN iHillcti 
yunr s|wi-|fic Ililrtv-lN.illd skills, 
h<>\K t« I |Hil IkHi'IIut 11. 1'csuni*' iiiiti 
|irr|ian' lor ;i.n iiilrr\ ii-w. \\iij.|| a.n' l.li«' 

foniUlla.s I<)1-SU<'( ess ;iriii Imw in 

m;in;im->i>iir<iv\ti ..iivcr in a lar^»' 
(■oi-in>i'ani>ii. 

Siiip in tor a .tn»iit-.rt>ws«it. 



V|.iiao.ta.pft tvailaMa tn Tna Caraar Planning 
Canlac and Plaeanianl Otitca Coniact Carria 
I*."" m *347. 



LOYOLA SUMMER SESSIONS 



.. ■:, Afr% af¥3 

n>^n« ut)«(«fin|. nequm • CLisses .«( ifte i.ai«» 'Snowi. iMmm ibMi" ait) 



..H ihn IS 

...\tnca.. 

I Sled 

rilrv 



FIRST SESSION 


SECOND SESSION 


I..'. fK II i. -f «i"ipffl!rs:m 

.S.III, (iiM 


16 Mj'«*f.. twH^nran^j July *,i 
■R«il|»stfaiion bv rfw^ oi tn {)«r»>n 

.jtwt: ;'t itfoo... 1 (10 

,JOI3....6(» 



AK in-par »«m ragtttrationt in tl» QaorgMiMin Boom ol Iha 

Maniuati* CatiMf. HID North Ruati Siraal. Chicago 

..-....".. 312/BTO-3011 .« i;«Ti.ptrti> >h.|' .;(,«j(«.ri tiel.:.,... 
.. 1^ :' I "I.,. ii.^a^ Ekiilienn of Tr» SiJfunwf Sesiwnt. ' 
....■>■■■: i."ii:)«ecoufsi("iis!tftgjii»*iil!aSitnkif<B«iii I 
i.'v '^'1.*. 'y n'l «iif«)«:in 



IXmUk. RfAl VALUES FOR YOUR MONEY. 



^■~" "■"""■ 



1 OVOLA UNIVERSITY Of CHICAGO 









4r9 ^ 



^Features 
"Is there a 



The HarbinRcr March 24. 1988 



Page 10 



doctor 

in the house?" 



Kt..lur»l E*H"» •■•'' 



r(r¥ie*sttic pr 



TlH- 



tfi-aimcm 
"Th. 



|t,-.,],iti 



■The S. 



Harrff f"*'""' 
1, I-,.- 

The "Health S.;r\iti- 

j valiiat'K; suiaciu 

, .,f1.:nnj; laxly prom)* 

c 01 th.ir^i" 

trcjtmciil i:>iwr< 

,ii-J IiUhjU lots." ■ 
'x;rt Wairen, coasutom 

■Kifvice. He cofwmufs. 

rrvice can licrlorm Hi'm*! 
yfiiic inalv<i<>, ihicKii 



itu: rcvic 
iiuUtf t':i 

handl'. 



Warren ^.w. The tl'>ctOt 
ri.iniim- a* man*' » '"« 



.iis.l ilw II 



Ilk 



tias 11 ^i 
fi.iiie.li 



Bet 



Suianva Rcldy. al Har^ei 

a.rce veatv. M.'nlhty Pitip' 



\).ir\ 
; -.irl liitic 

', ■,;( -mi 



, .ipeii Miin ■Ihurs,. 

, lit I ii) |i III,, I rt ■ 




Sports 

Can Anyone 
Beat Tyson? 



Ttif 



The Harbinger March 24, 1988 



Page 1 1 



tlv lit roll Itliinctiiird 

spiirl". Wriler 


U|> h> Uk: Ul\l IUJ!„ f'4,U '*MfL 












'Kii: 


Tti. 


lofliiM,,! 1 














vi*„M* VS., 'I '. 


IMil-h/l, .- 














m Iwi) full ri.iunil* 


(Ms t ,: 












li» 


Willi-' \yvm »m»<ihed the 
:■■ Vomy 1 
.■■ly 'IMJII 

in I'TT'' *tii|; slupid 

em»gf. -.1* Will then 

.:-.vvi".- , ..,, ..m. Well, fm 

i plMCKm wlio live 


sure pioiMiier Don Kmi: 

liii: 

cr. - 

No Spnki IS ixH the imt 


•HI 

will 


"1 i)n> 


l"ut,)!! 


1 :, 1 r 

1 coutJ noi. 


■■■ly 






Baseball Preview: National League Easi 



lU Kevin i;ol<lttein i-iptu g:imrs ■''N:- M,-1-; will up <0f il 

^i>.ll- V-'.' ... . ■ 



Tlu-\ ■m- .1 hail 



b>. Il.l^ 



', -1111 llll 

Mil. 'Aun I "' 
: ImuhcJ lii'^ 



• ilij; llm 11 » iSl ;.,![» '.>. ilii ;~, .1 
I: .mil acriws ilii; »iih .lixct I hi." v* 



!-.ut, itii: iillt'iiM:- 1- 

.my where, iinl Ihc "'■ 

\l,:is »»iM .i.niiiiiaie the (IVwuif't " 
iki'Miiag Se, Loims hj it\ ■ 



Sports Comic 



ii'i. 




rL-;p 




V i'; .1 li , 1 1 u.- £. i: li' 1'') All -S Lit fliv:.tk.. 



YOU'RE INVITED! 



OPEN HOUSE: 
ROOSEVELT 
UNIVERSITY 
SUNDAY, MAR. 27 
1-4 P.M. 



Come to an Open House at Roosevelt University's 
Downtown Campus or Albert A. Robin Campus 
on Sunday. March 27 and learn why Roosevelt 
may be the place to earn your college degree or 
acquire additional college credits, Counselors will 
3e available to discuss financial aid. admission 
requirements and career planning Our deans and 
department heads can tell you about Roosevelt s 
many academic programs and answer your questions. No reservation is 
necessary Just come and learn why Roosevelt is the university with the 
perfect leaming environment. 

•i ROOSEVELT UNIVERSITY 

• WELLSPRING OF SUCCESS 

430 S. MteMflM kmm. Chicass, IL SOMS • 341-2000 
2121 S. iMMMit RMd, MtaftM HtiflMs, IL 00005 • 437-0200 



MtaitA-ltaMi 



• • 



The Harbinger March 24, 1988 



Page 12 



Sports ____,,_= 

Fitzsimons and Jurczak 

Compete At National 

Swim Meet 




Mina Fiu.simons (k-fO and Kim Jufc/ak,„ 

Men's Track 

v^OdC'O .nil V vi 






rtucaiKtri mitu-ir 

II.- 1 ,,i ...:i..h:.l 



Spring Sport Openers 

iiiietiall Fii^ = >■ I "*'I™' 

Sirflttalt Wed. 3/?l Lake C«mf. 
Tc'iinli Tliuts. ■ 

Truck Silt J,/2(i Whwitui *Jp*;ii ! i'i'm 
Mt'td alMHil tfcrm in n«><l nr.k\ i^^ur 



B> *..,in<lv Sjlv.<Ii>r« 




1 fit- in ith: 
„,.■ ,.„u, a 



■lit, Ittiai . 
iimf ' 






\^^ irnru i li l: 

Jurt/ak will jmc'iiil IlliraM*. 

<it,ii.- 1 !.n.T.,.ii' l.ui uill not 



iiiUli £.1'!^ an. 
ii for Ita 1 



.. ,:,rkl JdllUHl I.I 



Tennis 
Heats 



Team 



in Viii'll llnrdiin 
V,.,., t... ! .11 I.:. I 




)..|.n 



-lr.h.ll , 

t 

< 

laini:> 
last }< 
•elh"'- 

Rt:i..irt. 



Hiil K.IIXI 



Adams, Itri-nl \shmore, 
Jami-s Olriik anJ Jo* 
I'tillhast 

T'hc k-.iin v.iU iMin i\ few 
moif mcitihoi- 
ptrspcciive I 
t'ligihiluy 

^ '" Most of llic Hawks will 

pamcipatc in b»)th singles and 
Nc*...)nu'rs hkIuJc Bill doubles matches Oils year 



i.iiiiu.fi r {«.'t.:s['i' . 

si:itHlt)ui Joe I ' 

Df <■ •■^^•' 
confide 1 
stasofi 



•iHcr 



HARBINGER 



\()r. 22 \(t M 



Williiim Rainry llarpi-r < "ollege 



The Harbinger March 24, 1988 



Presidential finalists 
meeting Harper community 



1'liwf 




t>r, Tlv 



Three vie for Student Trustee 



( andidates state their goals as 
electi(»n da\ nears 



III I, I.. I I.; 
^f.tH \^ r I 111' 




Om: 111' 



.•fniv SValker. 



'. . , ■■',•:,;■ -.7 V U.lll. to S p.m. 

Ill !■: ■. , 17/ nil hiji>riiialio)i Hoiilli; />, 

al !i. '.'iipuh-r l.iih: r. til the Medio 

/|(aA; (iiui ./, (II llie lii'x Office. 



' ■• IJndti l.ang x peaks 
tmi 

By Kim Oslrowski 
Page 2 



Off Htr K.uker 
With Our \ti>m 

Hy l.iz Hriiii^siitii 



Revii'H- of "Domiriick yj^j, i„tlfn' Wapiier's Byron RlancUard 

(oiirl with 

Paste 5 Page 11 



and Fuiic'u " 
Hy Sean iClherl 
l'a«f 4 



asks "(an Anymie 
Beat Tyson?" 



.Features 



The Harbinger March 24. 1988 



Page 2 



Student turns fear of Speech 
class into trophies 




'Mj.Li ■:■ I :•:.;.. 1 ..'::.: 



l.*ti.ir.'\ t-,dm:ir 

Piiiute out nf THi W 
Jicinited cnmw". s" .■■'.:■, 
'-■•■'H ftmlcnci !"' ' " ■■ 

iFiolhcf pul:' 
. ,.:'H' I. "nil" I." ■■ 
l.iiiit.i I .11'! i; J ' 

VIK ■:■ i:h' ■',!■;' ''Ill' ^^.^ 



"/ really had to force myself 
to take the speech class." 



Phi Theta Kappa 



"«, ■ 

hi--. 

ITIflt 



The 
f'tjl.:in>n 



Sii 



iiiuy Daa R>.w. R>>iii - 



■1^1 tioiut 









4%'Yt*lt.*tHI %rOIHIJhM*S 




»'U: <N.t... I •'■ «: ■. Pi t ■■ ■• 


• ll'« 


,■ »*. ■ -.nir'ol 


. . . 


- ' ■" '''-'iiJ 


• 1 


. ■., . . .. ,i r*i*«*r.'« 






• . 


. '' ' •»-mt Su ri<|r"iC»rvii'W 


• 


T ,.~.*r>«)nr">*«t«i"-4l O'lM**** T a> iH t IrMOl 




« «.Mt- tiX'MviAa. VBsrat'iricriitS 




At...t. rrt-tjfc.i.»r fiT*rr 




svaiiii*-' « .M'jp ■ 




tats ^ l>Mn4«w !■«• 




ii«*«t* to'r 




wiwrr*i* ■••-•'^•^ n-.moo*** 




t»w»*M r^^tf.M.r* .»-t « 




t^KWrWMt^ «IMM»SK-l»ft0^irK 



I>. 



i.m. cmildn'i 



1, - ;tl!^ 



ki:«I„ F*« "111' '"'"I" ^ P^f'''' 
'-;•■ ■ jXTspccuvc, rule ruiKlcls sinl 

1 .atig arc hcncfitiiil 




BE A CALORIE 
Bl RNIM; iMACHINE. 

\1 Month Stuik'nt Special S1S9 

111-' ■.l',iiii:.ti;i ..I (uif Miixr l<m 'siuli "■ -nni.ii 

'" i:ivi".. lint |««'r%oii I.! IIP 
Willi in- I1i,lll.|[l'ilr IfvMir niolHlllv iliif^ irijiiiiril 
ljllti*il.i> I"! .1 ■•i(ii|tliii.irm;in \Mirkuul 



lititunitf: 

• Hill M.Hhinr (in nils ol 
Vanillic S Eaglf Cvln'v 

• trtr *(ii;ills 

• I iinipiiii ri/iil I Ai-niM' Itikfs 

• I .iriliiiv.i^iiilar l-.valuatiitns 

• \iriihu lii« Inipail. and 
Iaitiim ( lassfs 

•Uaii r-Kiiliu (Ja>M's 

• Suiniitiiu! .mil I'lTvuiali/cd 
\*iiikiiiit lYiiKraiib 

• U'lmi^ < iiiirl^ 

• S\Mninnnr 

• laiiimii; Ur<l% 

• S,ii l.iiNl Nurscr. ^rnm; 

• hlnrs> \sM'sMiu hi li ^l 

\llnilllMlTl*d Bv I-AITCINC 
I'lHMtlloglNt 



ipvpo 



\ Voodfield lake 

Office Campus 

KKMI i; Woodfield Rd. 

Schiiumburg, IL 60173 

882-4200 



Editorial 



l.etler III Iht fulilor 

Reverse d isc ri in i nation debate 
continues 



iCK', [flC Ic'tti-' i*.!'. IIM 



.ml line i»r I 



'11 1 k,r:ii™ 



;Hi.i. 



iJC* HiKr;ir:i 



The HarhiriRcr March 24. 19S8 



Page 3 



"Off HorRonkeP" ff! 



W/Tj^ #^r /77<X7? 



•tiunn 




10 h) s M «I a 



miiaWtf 

II ftL\i.„t! 



"■•' ■■" i""t^ 



Harbinger 



■' ■' ■' ■ '>'.'.l woman 
:' .I.mI oI 

:i.ii ihi- hiiby 

■■• ■'■;■ th.in [hi- 

■ . ■ • ■ ir I'll- .1,1) 

' • -''Ti ;irc 

. ii.iium 

■•'■!■ ';.':ly. on 

ilHxijul'. jiki k'U'visiifn. why 

l'i"nli) nrii" (cd aj.h.itTO-(1 of 

isi 1(1 ihc um; Cdir 

• ■'. .' ; l.imr 

•II i( 

'■'■." lime ih.n i 



I v..i|<l 

• .11 a 

1,1 1* 



■n ! To 






WeottR 
Corner 



Wf 



ISltaiiiC, "I WW) 


I,>tlt- 

.i'M 








I. 

'V, 

1 




Eihlor in Cfuicr 

Ml iirr! .■■;,,,■ (•,;,Mi 1" 

1 ■ . 


1 irr\ I'. 

..:■' It. ' 


.illliil 

rang 

m 

'rtjiHi 

MI'i, 

•I.I»III» 

(11 






t 

«t,, 

11: 
Jill. 

r,i 


'•t 


•ll\. Ah : tll.»l 1»B|I|»II» ,| 




*r'll 




«■*.,.. 







.,inj; ihe phy^Kjl h.ituliiJiH 
!ii,,1 ilii-mif .il di-|->fnilrni> 

A -r'iV l^ i>l .Iri-am 

,• I .i.-r, .■llr, In.- , iipinj; 

. ■ , ^'I'k-V 

KhoflL", Ihc 

All 

■IV 11 

»iUi 



Entertainment 



The Harbinger March 24. 1988 



Page 4 




"Dominick G' Eugene" 
the depressing duo 

A must-see for emotionaC masochists 



h\ Soil «'i.lli*fl 
Slilff Hnlrr 

It tti.'i.' jri," ;in> A\--i;\" 
■T'l.i.i H.. ' 

ji ill I. ' 
i 1. >ni.iiiin: k jr.'; 
pill (hern lo re--' 



WRsmnsTon squbres 

live perftirmance this I'richi* 

fcrform •' ■ "—■■- '■■■■'■' "■' '■ '' ■■■■ 

iiliMC haiKt 

ftM>"tl. ,.-...-- 

iijiu'jl ■■■ -1. .1.1 iiili-rliK'k. ! 

it'k- i;i:ni-,- .|.;^ll,l1l..^^ ■.> liii.'iii -..>. 



I>,:U. . 



I>.l4:,>i'.> ..... = 



''/';/ '"■)'■■■ .■- -■■■'■■ ■ . ^* \'''' ■ 

■' ' ■ ' •CivrSV" 



t' 




! 






.>r lii-r 



Guardian Roommate Services 

Our job IS to find you a roomm.ate,. fast, to 

save you money. 

Guardian... vie-- :'v:)king out for 
916-8438 



Mi 'llU, JU.iJ. 

!i.iuin;i m t. 
mk in lilt. I 



■,irc itllian in "Sim 

■'..irattttr wtio 
)i:ilf the fifii 
i,,'iii.irk.,iMv \hi'<ri 



Imosi ai. if •..In- 
.1 prop (ir Inr 

■ -ii ion on itic SCI 
I he mosi iriL-r.-'-iii... 
ittinj: i-h;ir;,K ■ '■ ■ . 

\ ir;Khm,tn ' 

"^ ■■'■• ^."■i! 

tic U'jy 

■ i I .'Mil llinillTKO 

IS Nij!i;ci1 (liiwn 

I'lMIH of hiul 

"..Ur I-; l,.r,al 

. '.,\ 

Ji 



. ilK- Ml link M u,lltl M> 

'liilif Is dffinik'ly an 
...ikh hill in II htik-r 



« « ltiliirim.|Iii|rlMiliMMslSiirM<ilrut.liaMli • • < 





rOUHIRif WCIUIKS 



iHf »fsi Of (wsnKiw; TO iNSuBi «otJ ^H^ BfST schmg brew,! 



Bast Hotil- 

BBiirmttwJ 



Best locaHiHi )n 



Ithi. Hit^UWA %t»ip ii 



To Sign Up 

Or For More Info 

( \) I \t( ■(>( 

^1 \! MiVI-.S 

I'" I'M I It i\S 
\\ Ml A, til, I: 
l:\K^ ■ "' ■ I-RIPS 



'Ni m w^ fn^mt»i>H. aiMtml 
i''«f [.iprjwru {man I Uwi rUfti 



Top of tM Uiw 
LuHury Coactiet 

t-ii' r'st i«i4)iiiii ciji-iiijjfliflit parti 



Fool Offcti Parties 



. uqicT College 



^Page Five^^ 

A CAMKLOT HONKY IN JUDGE WARNER'S COURT 



D ft A. n A 71 S PERSON A T 



Arlhiir 
N(»,ju'itfi rfgiil.ir \Mzml. 

ijuMn till , MiH'i m.cutc ,,, Arthur 



luii<i.>l 



/■/■. /-, 



( „». a„( '**'■ "wake a p.-.utip' hcsimi: ic. from k-rb*. 

\\ .inr 
11 1. .Ill '■ 



' 'I ) 



Juik-f v^iirfniT 



[ir 



Aittuii 



Votj 



\'-l}<iii 



l^U/.., 



I.!cw!>.r 



M"i 111 III 

* 1 'I " ^^~ 

*^ •■> .ik" .Illy U'( u\ heK'f 



^'i;:ili, nil.' I. ■>! 

M.,tlBlhi. 
Kii\i> ' V.iit 

iljiiUi.'., 



. Wimnt:.i: 

i h.n\ Ajt A,' 

■^*^" iircu 

Tell lite .,iN,)i,it ii, 
Arlhiir 

I'l.Xfu.'.i- it\; u.iir honor. t!if:i' . , ; ;^- 
mvoKcil,, 

''* ■'''■'' ' ■' '"■■■,: ft.ip. Mr,, Ynii 

(.jVH'II 

lie iloc>. dunk a iiH, \r>ur honor 

\rthtir 

Shiiuip. f^ vfaiotot; „iy 

joh, 

B'apng 
'''""■>■■ 

Sir. tJid )oi) lOMMsli , 

flftC tlHl.n 

Arlhiir 

I Npuke lo .Mciliii 

iiiiiiPTiv„r 

h \lr, \lcrlm, an .ir ■■ • 

Arthur 

1 '\l-\ a \^ I/,i:: .■ 

Uiil in^ f 

.i'\ w i/.,irtl M l,i,H :," 



"»S 



W.r 

1'-.- ■■■... I. .v. ,1, i.it >i.nc III 
Arlhif^ 

No. 
Waniiir 

\\ 

L,j.iii, V 



■ ■ -Kinj; you «.ir h \Ir 

.■\''ll'.m 
'"■■ '-IK '.pirii 01 itifdriigon, 

SaBtHi 

' ■• ■'■■: .iiicMion. Mr, U Mr, 
nu'cr'" 
■A! I hilt. 



lilO 



(,,Hl 



,LiL!A,i, 

-5.1,ji!':„>.i 
\1,.. 



I A 



Vi iiiiim: 

v\ I'M I lire /it'll V, 
Uust\ 

I think somenne just li,,u,t ,;,,,, . • -f ■ ,,^ 
,, , SlUlltii I.IH.ltlMh-ilhi„. 

Itaimc Ih!.>i„i:,;li tlif pl.iiiifi"'. ■• ;,,. 

,_ , llOiUIi,,,!. 

"^»""'- ' ■ ■ I I • .«,vrn 

' <o M,;, ; 111, 11 K-,i-!\ 

.S.t>' wh.,n'» 

,,. \\itmu. 

<.,'i> vtMtl him; 
' ■'■' '■''■; ::i""i!i,i villi ihf tmlf pip. 

Co .smith. ■'fmiyamscKpiATdmg 

■' iots again. 
Ku<>lv 

Wi'll, , , ok.iy iKiiMnippnui, licsM.nlraii 
Arlliiif 

Halt! Ill ilH-n.micor.ilIthai'sdivcm.I vwn'l 
have lln% man sniff in j; my stm' 

f..th shut up taihi-r' Let i,hc old c«,:lj;c snilT n,e if 

he has a mind to,. 

Arlhiir 

I'D die first! 

Morclr^tl 

I ilon'i care it* h-iggk. 

Arthur 

'"'■((w'.v iH'iirilt 

SiMtt my son .,,,,1 ,)ie. you g,rct hrcg sawn offa 

hciieh! 

Help me Rusty' Help me' He ha,s a sword' Sh.vt 

him, Riisly! Slk:Htl lum.' 

Wti'Sty 

Wiih vUiai"' 

VViinni-r 

DwT't you fi.nf a gcxitlam fiim? 

Hust Y 

There's no bullets in ji. This is onlv TV 



I— iililjf IfliViiiL, 

\V,.|' " . , , 

/ 

Mlbm. 



, . >lvr<lrvil 

1 1 N.» gun. father, lie's going to kit! you. 

1-ancp 

Hold .1' \'o„ „,u kill a fifth century king with a 

gun' Its anachronisiic. 

«xjh. Laiiccy' I love it when you us: long 
words. 

('.'/wry 
<>-...- .mvsAiifij; things. 

Gwy n 

i'.V(/j(rt//.v) 
\\!i.i! i!'V^ .m.KT.m.uliniiisiK' nii-.m'' 



.iiilii'idnvea jeep into battle. 
,(„jW'i ; i l 
* «i ("ciiliiiV't he reach the pedals'? 
i.touH,- MvrtltiMl 

' -'J lo talk alwut Napoleon or 
^' ' ■ -''iher. biiuhe,ad, 

^ Luiil'i- 

iipposcd to 

- - ■'■ ■■ ^-"i > uilk alxHJl 

Arlhuf 

:,, ' '= "^' ''■"'''! r^l'"-''- P'-'"rile out of the 

'"'" ■ . i.l'IA' show 

...M, .iioioj^ically 
-.,T w^heihcr or 'not 
•■ ..,-.-: '-Ic' 

4iiftii'i , — W p l i l i l j iiiL 

Ihesearc itic woim Im;-,,, i„. .i,, ,.,,,,, i. .,,. /f^n, 



Wli.ii s the prohleni, loc? 

, iViipnti. 

' ■■ "'' '■' " ■ ■' ' "■''■• can'i slay in their time 

MiT the place up. the 
• ■ " :oisyihiaplani--sorry, 

" ••'""•' ll'c Iting guy keeps waving 

■t I Hind. 1 le almost hurt Ruisty' 

sorry .loe, as ouiia my hands. This isn't a real 
episode. 

,,., , .Wapnyr 

w'Kii do SOU meai it's not .i rc.il episode? What 
the hc!i IS if.' 

II s a sh<>ri humor f>icee m a college newspaper. 

(Ilkr, • j.i ,; iifmrid ouicn at this) 

Arlhiir 

Oh Gal. .voii mean we're ncx even reat'' 

. , , I'ftfrtuai 

No Sir. I m ;ifraid not. .None of us are. 

fJh. this IS just great! As if the whole thing 
weren t stupid enough, now we find out we're 

(iciional I ta the author iiiied the piece "A 

Camclot Honky in Judge Wapner's Coun"' or 

s*>nieih.ng lame like that. The whole piece is 

prolxibly jusi contrived to fit a cute tuit. i m 

getting out of here. 

Arthur 

Where are you going son? 

- ^ Mtirdrtil 

Somewhere where Im not subject to the whim of 

creatively haircn college writer. 

Arthiif 

1 *m I think you'll get very far, there ate only a 

few lines left. 

Frudum 
Not even. 



upcoming 



The Harbinger March 24. 1988 



Page 6 



in 



Steel Drum 
Concert 



VI, 1 




Early Registration to 
Bejiiii ill April 



Mr,, 



iimi'iuiiii-"-" •• 

Umfcr till 
Stephen $*•■•'( "' '" 

ihe pm yc;it 
manv CIVIC til'' 
;t,,.- I i,i:i:- of PiiUunt: inJ ili>; 
•-:,i, v;inni-tsii(y Ci,rl Stuul 

Para* m Chita*"' 

Tlw mstrumftiii ni llw t,cn- 

memticf ■ ' *'' '■'"'"' "' '" 



tcniuimiyt h'rtiiik ( iii>ptvlli> 



Economist Speaks 
on Economic Fiitur 



Atlfail !- 

Hjrfft in; ,. 

"■ Mi ().m. 111 thf au.lJiiu: 

T'hcalfc 

Be-.i I ■"■■■■ 



livcl>. 



' .111 J, 



Uk 






.in.il 



,/ 



DRlViX 



,(llftiij.'>i„,t: 



Wf«^f„ : 



f' 



I rr u» MBi-r you rmo rm job ¥Oi) want 

quiCKLV AND trncirriTtv 

If you are a graduatlna student who recosnJit 
that opportunlllc* may be lost tf you are required 
to perrorm Job searches unassisted tall us. 

Woodfleld Corp. has a unique private and cor 
porate client InteTchange whereby we match Job 
candidates to Job opportunities. 

If you have the credentials that our corporate 
client Is looWnfl tor we can work with you on a no 
professtonal fee basis, find out more about it. 

Schainnburg. Illlnol* 
(Sll) 2*0 I500 



e 



,A(>| ■ 



ilv 


•Nl 


1.1" 


*■■ 


If 




ilf' 




It 

,r.| 


:Ei 




M.1' 







1 r III 


ii,i J |i 111 






' p.m. 






! i:.'!( iLMMEK ■ma 


M.L 






V ;i,nt, 1 


1 rx'Htn 




I |>,m 


111 4 pm. 




1'.: 'i'\ 


1> I'd MAY ■'! 


, I'tKX.OR 


' I 


,\\ri,l,l li> 





4>|l»««il|i'** 




Monday. March 28 
7:30 p.m. 
Ituildini! J Theatre 



Ti, I,. -Is '.'ir ihi- l.'ftiirc ;irc 
, 1' |i'i,- ■. ,i.,r. ,!ik ^' ifi'iii the 

•*:\ I lIlKc Jill) arc S.1 («l 
,. I Niuilcm.'. Willi atumy 
■ i«l -ilutlcriK. arut S4 (X) 
gcrn-ralal mission. 

For (mhet tnformiiwjn call ihc 
Qo« OKice ai ,?''■/. WXt ciUinMon 

3547, 



Ttw- MttTper CoU«je CuUurrat ^rts committee 

presents 



JULES FEIFFER 

The most talented social commentator 

in cartooning in our generation." 

Pulit/er- Prize winning cartoonist, 

playwright, screenwriter and novelist 



kinc on: 



:^neaKuiK i»ii. . . . ^., ^ » . 

Life and the Political Cartoonist 



Classifieds Classifieds Classifieds Classifieds 

The HiirbingcT March 24, I98« Page 7 



('(at»(/ifrf Ad Kaitt 

SlM4«nl nun - i:wntm«n«i 

■:(unl|'ia>li aic Jrw. wUh 
(iiopct idcntifu'ciliim. 

Now Stijdunt da»« I'unli 

(wji to «ti)hl Uiwf. > rtic 
l*.SII;I.M««'h 
(HiilaM'iwl (inc.. 



Employ m«ni 






■■^. ■>,t...>^..>i.>M..C,, >.., ..*. 




tliHir, 


\VORK ¥Oli"R not. 


IIAVS 


Paid Hi:>lkiiy» 
Hrt. Incentive 
'■ '. :il Btaiae* 






-'unucc 






•Rwepifonisa 






'ICf 






i.iiil<i. 







:\gts:mi»orawes 



No fx 



nnsr, sfkvice 

!<tii(l«n|.f. and itJrheri; 

(";ui .iml will ■ ■: jiid 

i-MTylhmi;, I , . ., iiiaic 

.■>fk iim an IBM uiiuv iu.ktiiiw 

I vn, f»(>.i Ri-.i'^m.,;ihl<; imc* 

: 'Ms ", t > 



t'Viilov.jtm.il "Im Avhu'mic* Ini' 
i:i S Wilkc .. Siui:lc4CIS 
-\i[>U(!,k.i. Kcishis. El, «I¥l5 

<«m \Tlii\ U\MI I) 

■ Mii prole^sioriiil 
...1 Miftice, Remmci, 
;wrs, kllcrt. ctt Call 

I M MEW ATE 

lite New 

.I'ca Our 

aifCiKy'* n'lin -iriil 

To|) »aWi.. - 
wertlj, Ni: 

■ ■■■ ' •' I". I s :h.,.:!v,/(:l and 

' likii a.i{C(it.'>'i t«ilM"'(»x- I- 

sr*752-Mm. 

\» \^i iRIWAKH 

-..-:■ -■..!>■ tt) tarn ntt» immeji' 
*liilc gmnf. uj ctitlcge? Come 
iptinJ from ,!-<> p.m. at a ftn, 
rcspniKibk companion in nn 
iwo gFMI b(t». aj!c* <» A I -< %! !■ 
Ml Mif Inuin tttjics ma. 1 m in 
iRMi llwpgr. Call Um (# W*- 



2ti,>l «la) 


i ..If 4'»<l-*,l«tj alicr * 


For Sale 


^ \HI ("1„ASSII,"M 1 


;i, nnH 


p.m. Rd: 


re(|:iiiRd 


•fflian'y n^-v. iti:itvs J^iiris t:('.'. 






Sl'MMIR HHi'! 


A*!,: ■ :. ■•. 






!»y,»ijfnvM' 


H:-iLmrj.ol Ik"lp waileil 








Thr ■ 


Ri'iitl 1 louse 


|,,j, 






*■ .< 




Mil:'-; 

Fulls ■:!> «,;*I.M^. 1 jn 

Paul ■ -'I'm 211)1 or 






ti.ir 


■mtm iir CaH; 


SW -rj .-..., 


;l. .1. . ■. M,,l-.'. > 




:ii: 




LATC MODfl riAT 


"■..'*i,i. ( fi-nlci Mi,!.:li 
!■■ .:!■., -. .imp 'S'ti*'! H.ii: 


i,A 



F«:E r<>N<»l1..TATHlN. 
inuiHhhi HikAlc-eping. twccmic 

Jt% Ri.-turnv, hii.iii.:..s or 
pCfKiUul (.'.ill In H'f Mm 
Alice tk«, ("l'',.\ •■ ' 

IWlB ff'lliilllHl 

fLJMJLJm-mmmmmJm' 

O'Hare aif-i ■ ■■ ; .Shippinji 

■•d: Reii'. ■()(, "C 

h«n«e a ;-..,, . -ciiMc fcr», 
Evcntngi and wkndi. CckkJ' (<» 
t:atkj{e tiudcnls fall Tmtl (8' 
S*>.}-lKlKalifrtp.m, 



Cfw. \te. tond... 

»Ui'" • ■ .11 iwctifk* (iw 

$2(11, CJl l'J:;-ja»eit. 3:2*., 

!<:mn !«"(CKrTNTlJ"R¥ 

VH. .IJf , PS„ PB, A/C,. Hi* 

H'lui ' ■■ •"' "-nif 

^ ;i . 

Ai; FlI'vHC) 
Silver 'V'l". AMJ-M, 4 ii|id 
Cirijit k.f|ii, ",(«(> mi, AikiilK 
S4,-'(W»<.r (ilCcr Tilt: S*-W47 



:U1LP ■WAilTSD 



Inmcdiate Ofcniin,[[s 



"riie HAKBINGCK it looking for CO'OD writer* 
anil editors. We need people who ire encrgcuc. 
fun, i,riiflli,gent,, with good wfiiiii,g tkilli ,jM(t who 
»ren'i aft aid to Ai • link more. We don't want 

much 

SI an now; Sec wh.ai ym cm be. Fle«lWc ,hour 
and an, opporiyitity to earn a rcpmatioii fur 
)'otir*<'ir and ,a jreat way lo meei, new and 
micro sting people and tcarn your wiy around 
.,t! I he s.in»c lime. 



If vou, are «* «f lie ifcve. liirf" iBate. coMaci The 
M.iih.n,;,or, Biilij, A,1f.7. ari.,,1 -cl, Iit t ,irrv or Pearl 
St;irt Now! 



...w 


t 




FO:R„REyr 








l-rnpl.'i'n*, 






"t). 


w,/l, 
toir-. 


1 K V 1 1 


IS 




7612, 




S,?(„l 
ilj 




]iiiK.Sak 



MSCELLANEQUS 



INll>r< DID 

CALKNIIAK 
liMlufitii! cnlof phi:»lo<i nl mulr 
llli(HH^ riillf,gc women. Mad 
S'i 91 I.. Coed Ca,Irn(Ja». POB 
434H DcKam. IL Mill?, V>m 
Models Wanted. Eam SJ(K), 

ITMAIi; MODEIS 

WAN'rKI). EARN %3m 

Pose nude w topless (or college 
ciilendar. Mail any two phoios 
to: COED CALENDAR. H3B 
4:MM. DcKalb. ri- Mil IS 19«» 

ciilcmtari avai'lahle by mail for 

iliiiiiblMlUOiiil^^ 

DO vol NFin K 

HOISI kH 1*1 K ? 

I can clean your Iiouk, office or 
apurunent. Low rates, escetlcnt 

- ■'---- ■;■, , -v-r, yrl, of 

more 
.. . . :,,, ; ,,i I.u/ <3'' 

Alltruian Uarptr Siudeim ami 
atamm: 

Alt you looking for i joh ■,'',' 
Why not slop in at the Harp<-i 
l"lai:emcnt OITkc? We have over 
I .tlfll _)ol>* listed in our computer 
da,a base, and *e may he at^lc lo 
match you up »iih one ol ihetn 



FMfKlAlVMfVr 

-i lor nc* 

:■'■'> iiic j,c.,Tii y 

.nut recording viudiii 

Rntk.'C'iiuntry hanci^ iliiviri«i 

,i.i:u iart\. A.i ■ - 

, iirls jiid ^•: 



■r kah. Of pK,'a'« 
V4I4 Milwiiulcf 
NorihhriHik • Siindt't-, K.,1, ai 
Milw.iulnT ,-\ve I Also needed: 
private itivcsitirs), 

Hirhanl Marx Fo«»' 
rx-s|icTaieIy warned. 2 iitleis for 
ihc upcoming Richard Marx 

Cim:cn. Fteiue call: 4W-2775. 

Ottptrttltly teHUng Susan C 
Ho* are you doing^ I bei you 

haven'l guessed who I am yet! 
Well for one thing I'm younger 
lh,in you and I know your ART 
Ctas IS Noon • 2:30 p in ' I also 
know you re an awcvomc 
woman!!! Why haven't you 
■nnwercd hark'' Well, loc ya 
around! 
Fn-mi SLICK 

fATHICk KYAS 

Efficient Representation lor 
Student Trustee Vote and ye 
shall be hc«d March 2K & 29. 

5.K. «fFM. 

We all know that your hot for 

BK ofiheH. 

Signc:d, lia-Ha 

I AH 

Wh.ii'1 ilie <»'e.:iihcr like up on the 
tnjih liorw ' I .,)- e ya habc!! 
PS I-igtncnup'! 

WHAT!?.' 

The hcilniisi'r n ihc new 
ptcsidcni ol 111:- Piiifram ,Board. 
what's llir «.'>rl;1 u wrung lo',* 

Congradulation*!! 



HOMES FOR SAl E 

Ccivemmcnl Homes from * 
"II ReiMir " Alst- ■ ■• :' ■'-■ 
properly Cali 
E.U. 3W lor Int. 

O'uecn s/ VValeihed, 
i1i:,)atati«nlc\s malircH. miirored 
M'hmll, Ie3ili<;r,guaidrails, A_skiBf 
Non-niilclung mimwed, 
:i.;'ii * niicxund; $75 
Lukcsatt, CalUM3-«,3W, 



AUTQMQBll E,S 

r»s Tcn'u'i'A 

'MR;' P,-,t, ;:-xcctIent conliliw. 
■ • 81S-,M4- 



lW2 0l,DSnRENZ.A 
,Haicilhik:k,, Air cond,. rear def.. 
H(o.m„. pwt, steering: pwr. 
brake* . AM:/F-M, stereo.' «»,«» 
mita ,\,sking, UJM. E«eelfcill, 
cond,, no r u 1 1 . 

Call.: ,34 1, -«!»«», 

!'■»'''■'■ ■■ n,ASS 
B(.'. Jr . V-K. Auto. 

A,/C,. fs. PH. fW, I'i,, Tdl, 
CrMi*e, R-Dcf,, AM,.TM plus 



jmd, make .,11 ■-imr 


Atlttitian all intrrtsied ImmHh: 


r'.S-S., l)*xims Diiv 1^ I'l'iniiM^i, 
.lunc mh!!!! 


■■ . •" ''.i'.'V Art,' :i»» 
.cikmgSI.KXI, 
c an still! alter (i\'M) p.ni, # 8RS- 
1571, 


Flic llarhinitrr nced,h you! We 
nC'Cd. wrtieri». editors and 

(taltcaiftl pco;-" ■ '''"■ ■ " '-*-'• 

hai all u! dx,' 

iic\k livn r>Li! 


Mike r. 

if„u. ,K,,ii ^icppinghv sex: 101 
.1 while. Do you 
,an handle those 


Roadsur 11: 




VV'on'l you 



mat.. 

IW7 LoiiJ N!u;.uiig 

t,X FbK'hback 

Stereo Cj. ■" \(\ t<t, 

wairaniy. '>■ ■ .nc *> '*%. 

IMH piui d>£ ... . call :i37- 

TMi ewatep. 

'RED MOT harttains! Drug, 
ifc«kw' cars, hi an,, pl,ane<i frp<„i'd, 
,Surpl'' ■ ■■" -•■ >ors 

(juiik ■ ■ ■ ' .',!»■ 

IBM. 



l,Jr JllM Miip |>y 



'M(,:iic'd, S.tm Kiiuvuii 

I lorida-f't. Ijtudtrdatr! 

For sale. I roundtrip air (Delta), 

SI!»0OBO March 31. Apr. 7. 
Cainix-lS 7(,>5-'«,«l, 



MARTIN 


tTEEl STRING' 


GUITAR 




Eteven \ r v 


iild, excelleni 


condt,: 


.. '.K $4«), Call 


Mike i. 


. osm. 



NEEd C4sh For 
coLlEqE ?? 

St4»MLIJON 

\U I INANCfAl AID Wt N I" UNCI AIMED 

I AS I VfAH 
/.. AN f IND IHF FUNDS YOU NFED 

J M EDUCATIONAL SERVICES 

I'.O- BOX 21 / 

r'l-fOSIUCI 'HEIGHTS, IL 600 ?0 

(.11?) 70r. 8577 

wtiTi rmtrBtr mromiATiDii 



FT;,NDB,R GEMINI CLASSICAL 

GUITAR 

for sale or will ttiidt* toi sUiuLird 

■ctM'>l.ic pillar. Call Ted (ii> 428- 

!ill7. 



AllMJl ',.' 



i"'Mil«E UlinBI* (_ 



_ Upcoming^ 



Beiient 
Gil me 



On Weill* «)ay. Aptil 6 at 
7' V\ |>,.m, that Kill be a hcwtfil 
taskettaH fame iil Harper 
Caiege. (eaiarmi '»< CliKago 
tetft *to »iH animt me"*!*-" 
of Harper » fjtutly and *iiH 

C(;iiu« aiMl W'l *»■ '""' 

■•{h . ■ . ■: ■ •,.it€ nci» 

'. ■ .■'v««.t'i"d iriim {IK ivtlll. wi'U: 
ptniyrM Hatpcr Jliitknl 

l-cici M*J. 

Solv. an ouMiiMtni Haipa 
iiaiieni tmhet aaKlemtcally and 
ritr«i»mfulai. *ai pmralyied 
frcn t<u $tKMil(lcrt down in. i 




ilrvijij acciifcni lart scmotei. 
The t' S We Caic Cnmmmfi* 
hj< hi;c!i iryinjt, m r:Jl^^■ im>tu-v 
for (ii% e»,|X'n«s, Wont yciur 
join in ihe fan anj tftow a fellow 
Hwknit ikil yon care at xhe saim- 
limwT 



"Tfie Qatne" R-utes 

• -The Came" wtll oMl wilfc llle Murtlt 3 1 , WH iiwc- 

•Ueh wKk ■ 'pliinii. <i» m <*j«cl. « ■ iwiculir silt m cmnpm 
will be {iiiMslHit. < 'liK (ilWK* in att ) 

•When, yem (ia*t Imtiml' til li* teattas. Wl out iJte entfj' Hai* 
KKl put rl tn the twn tealeil in A MUing anil 3 tiuikltni;. 

•All cwiie* mml he received n« law lliilii Apal 1 1 . 1"MH In 

eveni o( ■ tie. there will be^ a thaw nig hej«. 

•The Haabinfer %U0 and (imily wemben at the Harhngcr ^uff 
will not he able to panicipiMe. 

•The wimnei will he ninoiiiieBd in the llirbiagei * April 14, l«8 
Kue. 

•TTie aii»*wi le te Icwitoiui mtisi he specific. 




LOCflTlOn 

•l 

• i 



naniE. 



Boofiisa- 



t 1. 



•5. 
•6- 



'tI« qAME' 




Th* Fore* Behind 

ChicOfO^ Work lore* D»bbi»T«ni>s 




ifi-itm 



The Harbinger March 24. 1«»R8 



Pages 



Sclic»larships Available tor Harper 

Students 



Mlt<;(i-A|i;<i.il Iru 



vLop iriUJ tlic i'tiuii 
Ollicc. KiMm 'JM. 



hjI A-.'.i 



The 

^lhlllar^h 

I t'lnjlt 

Mil.Kil! 



■S!Sli«i*»r 
\\iinicn m ■» 

an' 

B 
111 .1 



KrfwiiiV'l 



! b\ a 



Hiiri! Warner 

i|» \u.irfl fur J 
ll.ir|).r < l■lltl;t■ 
I 11,11. it I ollt-Jlf. 



•■, I .ll.C 

,,.,., i ji Bjr.il 

.ipfinivunjK-K VJ.IXKVi 



■t in 



ivXh 



Han-'.' 

Deadline tl.ii'. 
1'fflH 



S. iiiil.irOu[' i.,iii .il-ii be 



ilic .,11.1 -.'I 
tulllinie \i.'. 



,. ,,|K 
,'Jl.Vi- 



S ! u ti c n I *> a L 1 


iv ittr« 


rniiit, ■ 

UJti... 


( U:, ^ .:i M 1 .,, n., .:.ir ■■, 
\ 


:i:. ,x;!l 


I hi Donald 






1 idcraUil I mj(K 



tjl,l ,.KH s,.,'m.'M, 
The irileii, 
Iv ,, I, i,-,n„„ ., 



■|.,is 



,„'\ jUil 



< i a r d f n t ' 1 u 1 



lln 



Speech Team 



The lijr[Kr College 
sfk-cth team jMcntted ilic rei;ii,in 
IV Sfweth louJiiaiiiew l.i-.i 
Fndiiy ant) S.tliiKiiv, M.ircli is 
ami l''i, Iti,,; -i ii..^ 

Im,,ied In H. iimty 

. '" ■ ■ , t'[X*ri, iMfue'i^. 

■i.itlKrTeamr.inke.,! 

I...- . , ,,;>!,■''■. I ,'■.■ "'t'"! \iith 

te.iin* .f- < '' .i'.ifs'. 

Siiullie.,i«,ici'ri, ! , ; , Kotk 
VjlIcA Ci,>llei!,e, and Moraine 
V'ullev College,, 

The itudenls rcprcwnii,n| 
Hailia' *cre. Amtfcw Biitai,!, 
Marianne Hjnth. Wyrin Cnppc, 

Tan Vaughn, Imda I ang. 

Tony tin la*. Yasmcen 
MahuKwd. and Scon Ncidl. 
Awards were won in four 
events: I,inda Lang, gold in 
Informilive Spcal(,ing. Brtm/c m 
Perisuaiive Speaking; Yasmec-n 
Mahniood. hron/c in 
Impronipiu Speaking; Taii 
Vaughn and Scott Netdl. hron/t 
lit Duct Aewig. 



Folk Musician 

Perl or ins at 

Harper 

Folk mMsiti;m Fred Holstein 
«ill appear a,* ihc opurnint iici for 
the Washington S,huk-^ ai KiKi 
p m, on F-riday. Maieh ;■> in 
Building M 

Molsicin was the most 
Irctiiicm act when the Earl of Old 
Town o[K-ned lo folk ninMi in 
I'lfifi -Since Ihm nine, lit tu,s 
.ippcaied ai tlubs and colleges 
Ihroughoul the ciiuntr>. laughi 
scminari on traditional American 
li'lt mii'ic. and appeared ai 

:i 111 being 
nterrreUT ut traditional and 
. I'lHoinpinarv hoihei nx and 
ivu-lve ^iriii!' guiiar and live 
firing hanjii 

Accordin,c lo Robert Fhert of 
ihf Chicago Sun Tinic. ' Irod 
lli'Kleiii nimhinc\ absolute 
, in his singing with 
' teller's natural 
jHcrfnte, By Holslicn's own 
definition, fold songs are 'songs 
ol the people, and he hat 
.ind researched them thoroughly along 
■''•■" "V with the hiMorv that lies behind 
.1 husine« instiucior toniaci ^.^h /^^ p^^^^ Holstcin 

si,m .nanittorif inlen:-MCit The [vilorniaiue K enlcrlainmcnt. 

""■ liiMor> lesson and singalong 

tilt* lolletl into ofW- 

( 1 .1 I 'VA 111 < .: oi 



lirvl t'hieagii Hand- 
Mi. iint rr>i»(H'4t llu%ine!.«. 

Stloilarship 

■r(i!> I., ■Mill'' '•■>-" '"'ii pay 
lull tuiiioi'i nil 
tees, Yiiu mil"',! 



Coming March 20 



PHARMOR 



ON CAMPUS RECRUITING 

1:00 - 4:00 pm 

Building A Room 347 

W« aro looking for: 

-Caahiora 

-Stoekara 

rtEXIBLE HOURS 

FREE BENEFITS 



I 

•4 



Off-Beat 



The Harbinger March 24, 1988 



Page 9 



M tinnbiM tof 



5 f ormar Hii«il( 
rular 

• OrraiM 
tISoniitMMi 

n Lanil t mm ri 

USaMacanlon 
IS 

It 



21 f iMoring nmn 
StBarrttuda. 
24 Fmtm klandt 

29 AncMHI 
MMoccaaw 

W Pr*nMf ■• 

3UI Of oiNr ot 09' 




The 

Weekly 

Cras ' :i 



ne»t 



Mil I 111 If in 



■ n 



SDtntrttM 



i SymlMil tot 
tmtaluim 



r- T 


1 


' m ' 


T ' 1 'H* iS " ~i 


IT" 




^1 


^ 


-J"^ 


'T! 




I|l^ 


"1 


Jt- .^ 


Wt 
sr- 


r 




71 

if 




11 


i- 


w 


1- 


f--iJ 


'« 




1 




jr- 


_— . 


E 


Tir \ 


i 




W' 1 



iCrlmion 

tCiMM' 

16 Th«ff«loff« 
11 uiia<n|>t0y«l 
10 Eneitei«>ifl 



13 Ouarral 
ISttwMotfltai* 
» Mom 

i» G<X10»'l;:. It 

P#K<I¥ 
29 Owl o' io«» 

3« fn»trt> 

}' Plaid :ii, 'If 
:» ai'«w IcioO la 

<;> AgiM 

OOfaMLWI* 

44 Ag«n 

45 JtmtMtM 

dfiina 

4- Th,«t*l 

S3 ««(>••• ittbr 



lit mit «•*« 



Derfotm«r0 on Campus 




{ oiiKiiiin Heywdod Biink\ Iritrtxluccs Harper to his oui-of-lhe- 

ordiiKiiy humor, f*,*, a, jw C/i«iw«i*i 



enntiirovd fr^m jutgt J 

upvi riif ' ' ■■■■'' -ntswJ 

11 is si'" .'itl oil 

Slcain wiui t*t'n jni,i [^,i[n:i 

! was Hirpri«J in find 
another wni'i" i."ii'-r ilus 

Hiifliiwfer on. • .»celi'i 

k'ller »iu an aiiempi lo cLiniy 
U'Ui 'inuttmlcnurKliiig " uf 
what you weie nying in yow 
l;»l Ictur. 

In 'l>i^ kiKf. ycMJ m.ii.- • 
i.:! . . ... ,: .utement . I'i'i. . 
itai anyone can be ■ mimcicny in 
ccrbiiin tiluwiikMi, I afree KWM. 

H, >«.--;-■■' ^..h,.!, ii,)m,eoine 
>(H.Ml'. ■ .titi" in llie 

I S mem 'hUtfc> 



(XiKI Ikin A<||>I«:: I'litixli.iti 
MemN'f* «( iIwh* >: 

■ 'i. all) 

■» ihe 

'n- ' ■• , while 

.;.. f I.,,.,, ihc 
..Tl'tUfl 

(.'tanGieii/.t''i ' "I 

Kpmie idem , , • .,■ II. '.^ 

of itmms fnini itw b(){Cf' 
froyp.' 



Allliougti (he ,; 
(lc»e« ni3» finet'ifkiHy iiic ,>i..Lfc,>. 
Hwjxinic*. oretittli, or Mel*ewi 
(atl of ukhii'h you ciiied) ii 
miiMitiiiC'v ihey fil the 
itefmiticio 1*1' a "mimriiy' which 
yiiii eiied (itmi ihc ditimnjry. 
tet is 10 say. rncmh<:'i->. i;»f Ific* 
SriHip* h.ivc ivcii mjilt" lo feci 
a "wnse nl' nt-|\:ijjK- iit.:-iii,jiy and 
a'<kitrcnt'>!> iil iUturc friiin the 
Imrger iroup". whites, who hii*e 
tiltcMied ihrm m the past 

By (kiiniiion, there are 
■■*ei meml>i 
Itfoup* •' 
ihim nil; I 
gnHip<»!' 

Whr 



f minonty 

' instance) 

miij'Ofily 



Free Videotapes 



There /.«.■ life afler college. 

Wi'haw a lir« scllool \ |.|r.i|,i|ii's 

tliiit |»i-ii\ till- I'sNctiiial ititomiatimi 

tt ir f h a I i I'M •\ ' ital >1< Ml lb s« 'ai-i -h , 'lln >>' 
ilicluik' lli'll* in v\[i;Jl laivfiv lllillfh 
ytMii" s|nTi(ii' mirfi-si~. ami skilLs. 
Iicivv 111 [Hit in^nluT a rrsuiiif ami 
pmiKU'f for :iii iiitciA lew, w hai ah- the 
ft»miula> ti>rs«i« I < »;iiul liuvv ii> 
niiiiiaj;«.*>'iHii' in\"(i cartHT in a laiw 
cori-Minitkiii 

Sfi i(Mii tiif a fniiii-ntw seat. 



VM»ota|»i •vtllabi* In TItt Caftai Ptannlng 
Cantai ana placamant Olltet Contact Ciitlt 

Oon In *M7 



ct hern . 



Willi 
H.iir 






lOYOIA SUMMER SESSIONS 



> .ticnca. Th.ii was ihc punt n( itountl 

■I .1 1 b I n g e r r it i to ( Pearl i ! i,,- ni i«' 1 v i 

Heinl*r*on's rcNttal lo your 

laier. 



Siaittm 

lisienej 

so abrfii.!i,i:, .n ,,,,,, , .,„„.. ,, 

mcaii whiles art i>t(*ihiic'J from 

lisening to it? 

A.S for your cinimieni. "I 




bmibn 

-«>'ii«»'it<i.ak4ik ii«t'4>4.4:*i>>*>«| 

THE HIGHEST SCOKE 
IMPROVEMENTS IN 

THE N.,\T>ON 

C4III' ICI^ * Irtt4 4l%'nat>4n .|l«c4tl I 

fjw n i#iii 1M' i«i04^ Owii ti'tf I 
4«intafi*H'icra'<t''»^yfi«i}M4* 
_lCHf>'^4a''ii.M,<»»t, _ J 




I'ljujiiiS "•>'«■. ■ ' 

tkme' IS "bttch" m 

l«rr», 

Thf naiJitest (lart a.hoiH your 
U-tiff^ UN. 'IiMi I'h'v c.inu' ffom i 
,:i-li. . a 

,.|..., 
mil"" 
*i II 



1'ticrc i*> i:ii.> i'..i>,i; l>"t I-'." > 

facial Siii|n:rti)fily in itn* >,.>uri,lr> 
^y any en'Hip 

l'nf',>iti.iijt,-In 4.-1JI l..-ii. ' 



'Sciences titejton Hu' 

I ;n, t. l tn.h..4X,ltv l"1*X'P'«.'' • 

HHST SESSION 
lit KiwefcLS ftwwifif ■ 
Oi'tlistwliiin tiy r- . 

M.A""' ■ ill 

*) 



.r;> !.•■! Buiinett. Afii and 

'i.i'ses apifcaSle lo itiguiar 

.i«i' SnoiB Walef IwBf. anti 

SECOND SESSION 

■.w*s EMj^nmifl July SI 
Minn by maii a in pornoo 
Jijf«i1„t0'00-i(» 
JM •6 00 



Alt m-ft^ .„.. .'ta«nall(in« inltwOnwiMeiiiin noom ol Iha 
mmximtm Canlm. «30 NorHi nu*l«Stra«l. Chlcaqo 






unou. MMVAuns n* tow Mom. 



! L 



LOVOl A UNtVERSITV OF CHICAGO 



I 



Features, 



The HarbinRcr March 24, 1988 



Page 10 



"Is there a doctor 



by Kim C»iitr<>«»ki 
F'<-aturc<i EMur and 
AlUii ("hlnlitnd 
Sijfr wrlttr 



in the house?" 



with 3 (!• 



Hciim Scr^ 



IH-Li.il iriK-rL'M in 



Ttif Ha,r|:vr < •■ 

Servii'f IS h[i-' 



ti.ii'i, 

[Kill 

mj shiHl 
[ f . V, X - r ;,i ;. 
»01>titsuc;ilett hliMi.:l icM, ■, >.!>> |.j^j,_^ 
Dr. L. Robert Wittcn. i:on«,ilt»W ^,^ ',; 
10 Ite Service. He toniinucs. 
riw Service can perform W«k:1 

■■".- ... .I,.,-.. ihr.VLy 



Ihc >iTviCC IS not cquii'l"..'.! 
!ii L.i-i t-'r.ik;;! hmc< of (in .1"-. 



ii n y n c c ■. 1 

• !,'■■(■ cuijlit'- 



. I'.i'.'k-. > is.ii ""■•'■ "" " 'i '■ 
mes if the ibyanioriih : 



u: r , M .1 r y 

.! liir;-? [Mrl-!iinc 



'•-'■ "'-''/, ■ ■ ■ , ■*• =''-.-1"'! ■■' 

'■' '""v,^;,;:;' . ;.nhore.,i,c ^^^0,, m. m... ., ,.„,., 4 ^ ,,,,„, .mJ sat,. 

^^,j .^h.;,; finamrd by siu.lc.it iKliv.iv ,ccs Ctiad.vitk C. PrtHlroma*. who " '•' ■'■'» i^' '"<! P"'- 

•. iif 



li.iin 
tkiit j;t,.'.i.l> hull 



;ip|HHmnierii *uli a AkMV m Ihc 
St'UKC. II 1^ hc-vt 10 sfl up iiri 

/li Mary 
•■. of the 

j'^Uiol HeJlh&aM.x',.,: 

After .- .1(1 




Phiilo /)> /o*M ,Mi;t.,;t#r 

Health services pc r t vir m [> rom pt se r v ice. 



••mttf.wiin ■>»>•'■< 
tt you hm* m taiwl 



m. J'Z. m^ .j-< mm/^V . iniiiii«mi«i«iwc:ii«« 

"^^ ^ I I ^tLL^ ^ ^ liBiPMUffclilW 

»%/'/' r I 111 • tm*' ••> (wtmii ••■ 



Medio;; ,,,,.-s.t. 



■ ««*ilfw»wi«tt«nwl'i««#«». 
fnnewtaiwn Mil iwifif^tci 



't> 

Rush UmwfS'ty 4/ 



M-ikp !h» !•«>»• Moot »'M.3 W, Harmon St»#t 

a ; .■• . ■ i on* Dtmg icctptttf CHiea^o. !t 606 r ; 

'„. -V f,ni ol tSM 311-942.S0W 



10 




Sport; 



The HarhinRcr March 24, 1988 



Can 
Beat 



"j KjK.ii niMcharil 
'•imrl% Hriirr 




Page 1 1 



Anyone 
Tyson? 






"if I'vnk htnisr witd shy 



\Vh.!, I. ,,.„ 



■■ I ■liiak.C sure ,S|.,nk-, 



•'" pmtcsMimal boxing sim 
'•■""usl»' •<> flgfii Tymn and'il. 



i'^H. enough ,., u.r, U'::;, |„ Tr^pA^^ ■"■■'■•"""■S '-"^ '" 
ti*c NO S|Mn,ki r^ not the tmc. 



Tau, 



Ni.j» t.if in Imn Ma,,: ■., 

'h'.' J'rutii 1,1(1 
'■"■ TcrriM) Ij^iv 
!■'"■> tiwU not 




Baseball Preview: National League Eas 



Sporn WrH»r 

Oiitc Ji:„i"" ■•-' 

**>■ havini! fl. 



";-!*• wiK V,' 



*i.H up lor It 
'■' '"»■ "nit 

•IgiWI W 1 1 
,lu>t l!ii, I 



I'l- ,.i. . 



staricT R.!,f;'.,il S.ini: ,'n ,, i,. 



rfa. Til , 



I 



.Mils *iH thmuiiatt the ilr. 



Sports Comic 






!IH-lt hl>|> 111 

■> r"r •■ 



■''"^' l!"i:'- M.'lllTi'.il l^r: 

'!"■'■ h.nf 'T',,.! Rjin.'s 



'k> (uti \|,. 



l.i.in,>r,„ iiiiPi 



/.intrn 
Hrcak. 



■■ "I v»iri 

>'.l Itk- 

■.■ '.ull 

■III 111 

'■ '■'■invuj^ 



■■■xS i:~,„. 



VOfTRE IIUViTEO! 



* '■' ■ f » 







OPEW HOUSE 

ROOSEVELT 

UNfVERSnr 



1-4 P.M. 






Come to an Open House at Roosevelt Unrversttv'*; 
Downtown Campus or Albert A Rob.n Smp ^ ' 
■ 0" Sunday, March 27 and learn why Roosevelt 
^lay be the pface to earn your college degree or 

be available to discuss financial aid. admission 
'equirements and career planning. Our deans and 
many acad emic progra ms anS an^l"! T' """ ''' ''' '^'^^ ^^^S^l s 

J^ ROOSEVELT UNIVERSITY 

J^^J£^^^G Of SUCCESS ^ 

««i».SMtfc«!llMil 4III--.-U---. 1 88005. 437-i2qo 



The Harbinger March 24, 1988 



Page 12 



Sports 

Fitzsimons and Jurczak 
Compete At National 

Swim Meet 




Bf N.inift Sjhatiirt 



Mina Fii/MiiKMis ilfCii .mil Kim jiifc/.ik 

Men's Track 
Coach Hired 



Hj Saiirtj' Sill* Htm 
SpiifH ^\^l«l■r 



ttliKJIiori' ^'Mi'ii:»^ 




,»C4 ! \.r 

"aid ji'i'n f' 

li:.. .. 



Spring Sport Openers 

BlIMilMll' fit. "'' ' 'irk lil)pill. 

Smllltall Wed ''<)|imi 

ttmth Thurs,, IC4 Motaiir Vitky Jrttlpm 
Track S i: ' ' ■ n 

R«ail siMNit Iheiii in iirti urckv i%mii- 



mM,.;."nth in itii." 













-, tf> the 




) U1 

ihcr 








■.:, ^ ui!l 




-ir. 












■ the 












1 It, 












'JIC 












■ ■:;uiL" 


.;! t' 


l;.<ny 


SW ii" 






1 !':i!!lr':s 








.■■.L'l»»|.t 


y bui. 


vi^Eil nol 






1 ■.. 


■ inng 


'OtTtpt' 


nit.'.!;"Tv 



.111 .1'". i'lIJ, 
awilter fiiMc. Duniv 



1 t:;illll!^ 

Heats 



Team 



Hi. Sv..ll U..r(l.iti 
>li"'"'l^ 1 iHtiii 




I'ittiil 



Rt:, 





Pk,MBf John McViclier 


I.-, Drcwkc pritcllf-.'s 


his serve. 


I'liil K.iit(J.i//i> jiiij 

:. t llidi Sl'll.,..)! 

1 .. |iri'>\ki- 

Dii, .. 


Adiiitis. Ilrrni Ashmiirc. 
.liinies Olrick and Joe 
I'orthust 

Iht' K\ini villi gain a few 


Ncwi'omciA irklihic: Hill 


ninrc nifmhcrx j\ soon as 
I'crspftlivf plajurs gain 
cligihility 

Mom of llu: Hawks will 
parlitipaie m tx)lh singles and 
dtxibks malches ihis year. 



J HARBINGER 

m .. uillb.mRainiv»lariKrC..ncRe The Harbinctr Mard 



VOL. 22 NO. 24 



Ihc HarbinKtr March 31, 1988 



Board to select 
Harper President 



My Diiutlt« Kit 

!^ti»* Kdilor 

'the Beard ■■• ' '- 
(wtttaliljr diKBv. 



!..-tc:(wsii.kTiiin:!H t'-i 

OmM Bromanl, i'< 'n'> 
. ijimM, Dr. PJiul Thi«tir«». 



CommunH; '■ ■ ■ ; '■•*■ 

New York. 

Dicisnu i* cwrrenlly 
Ptc«di;w. Pilo Alto College. 



See the H»rlitn|€r» I 
,„.|,.r.riiu'nl for H»r(>tr I 

< I . if FrMiilint. V»t* ' I 



lllmiMS. 

In «Ih- part 
held rKVirtions 
Colti'gc. Olii. ' 
ami Parlilj"''' 



at JoUf 



Jut ;* H vj »' 
rlhriTi lllic 



Alanm 

I 'II - If k I 



Highci EiJiii-iUon AaiiwusiraliDr; 
horn the Unlnersiiy ot 

.vUL 

his held V 



He * 
fommumi) ■>. nin'^'t ■ 
Coiwl), Moimn. Periii" 



VVjjihlilglon. Hi: 




l.iiurii .Jaccitv 



'-■, puis Her citr in al 



in tldntalM'* at ' 



Board approves spending 
of $78 Thousand 



H« Dou'tlu K*y 
\f»y Iv.nior 

Thi: Ho Jill o( TruvU-..:"* 
unammi.™sl,y approved to ('iw- 
t hwe m ere h and we * otlh 
S7S..MB.30 last ThuniAiy. 

Seven rc.«iucsts Iw purchaK 
were mn*: They were: itixix 
VBM persoiiii.1 compulcts and 
pcripte.ri»l e<|u«[>mcml, » Ia«f 
rap; (triniei, an automjiie m,h'- 



Ca« (trindet. an mfr..i,i..'.l .jh . 
iroiihrtismMet. 24 colm ai-; ': 
ieniiiiiit.t., printing trt the i ■ - 
W ati&nt. hnmdl)«*,. mi l-- 
iniBpurtiUKJH fa mhktic leanis. 

The three IBM (nTM,mjl 
ciHi'iputeis were 'c^h 

.SiK'iat St K- (Hi* .1(1.) B 

(\,„ui„,i,i: ;i itii.t I'm 

grain Sti- -'tn 

One i.>:i.j.,i:-; *iit K- u.«a 



m ihe Dati 'ft«:ctMni: mmpoier 

1 ..,th..(. .t. lili" I }l V ls|.L'm 



cr«lt '■* 

from r ■■' 

[HIV"^ t-utHl tHiJget. 

The inwr r»tgc printer wa.« 

■■ .liipuier Kfvitcs 

. an incwaw in 

■. I'-iiiiung (lue to the 

, -|x-rwnnfl pai.kage. 

., f i>.u\: tinnier will 

l««7-» 




I 

...*1 Ui«rn 
',, :i.il ■Fund 

i'.i,!»:..'i 

I lu intmrcd ipceiropho- 
umatt, used f« ehcraicil anil 
yns was «ni»esieil bjf the Tet:h- 
nology. Mathematics A Physi- 
cal Scientx Di¥i.sion. It is also 
to replace an existing instru- 
ment Hie 10 year old infrared 

-V ■'- >ii,il.omeicr will he used 

1(1. TTic tost of the new 

_:.:_ tpectrophwometer is 

S'#,t.>5l.> which will also come 
from the l<«7..8 Educational 
Fundhudgct. 



Ttv ..' ' .' '■ ' dis- 

play 1. -1 *>y 

Computri .51-1 M..t^ ."1 I".!'! ol a 
plan to update the existing mr- 
minals. The terminals some 
atlminisintore are working on 
use te«:hnolog> which is IS 
ycar.1 outdated. The new termi- 
nals will cost Smjn drawn 
fn.m the !')87-K Educational 
f .1J..I V^iJ^i-l 

;■■!, nil 11.1: of Ihc Siudent 

■ ...'.k l.>r !'<K8-'J IS paid 

> vi.iilcni Aamlies fee 

.(iifhUM ilc^^riK'S 

..!\Mn!,'alu'ns ot 

l'u(->litaiii>n 

.nniing from 

U-ic r.m" « Kc^[I!v■lcd Purp».>sci 

Fwdhiidget. 

Transporuiion of athletic 
u-ams to event! from April 1 
through May 31. 19M was re- 
quetled by l^ysical F.ducatiein. 
Aihletics and Recreation Divi- 
sion. Schaumhurg Transpciru 
tion was approved for S5.9(,.)5 
which will come from the 1W7- 
« Auiiliary Fund budget 

Purehiise orders are sent out 
directly following the Br«rd 
meeting for rcijuests which are 
approved After receipt of mer- 
chandise, the invoice* go before 
llie Bowl for approval aitain and 
then checks arc sent out. 



....... tn Thi«i*« election will »<e (cvcaled m the nest issue of the HartHnpcr. 



r.l.-ill>I''I^~-E' 

Time to choose a 
class gilt for the 
alma mater A hiC*. 

past gifts ::i ■■* "■• = 

years* sagc^ 

Pag« 2 



The new t'"-;^ craise 
brings av' to 

at Progue. A rev.ew of 
ilJi^SimiisUMJlMi. 

Page 4 



The tinai location 
for 'The G..ime "■ 
Identify ad Sik 
locations and vym 
$10 0'" certificate. 

Pag« 6 



Harper's Baseball 

team starts the 
season 6-0. Their 
last victory over 
Malcolm X: 12-7 

Page 8 



Next issue, the 
Harbinger's official 
results of ffte Student 
Trustee Election. 



Features, 



I hf Ihif-liinKir Man h 31 . I9H8 



Paso 



i 



Class gift undeclared 

Suggestions needed 



bt tilm (K«row»H 
l-'talurtk Kc((i..r 

Wi-ll. il >iHi h.Hk' nnl hfart! 
'by iKt*. mc»i v»«l. !■- 
Ilreiit, »B<) iiftrr Hwi ■'■ 

■ii; liiuK 

inlofmjition rciiarding cap* iind 
Hown* iim:l, !o( mwty. On- rcvLl .il 

.tppivklllflC I it.ut,i,,i;.':' 

m.ii. ■ *ll<H wtll 

lUii 



I,,, , ,i,.r..i.' 

I he I!: :,■ . 
(Vvlllii 

* lilm (tfi'v . ■ ■ ' >i 
il rocKftlinj: >>l Kc:.iui Anuic 
■mJ »h»; nuKli'l lor t,'l>R 

• ctiiijimienl fur M'^BMi,. 
.^~ w*t- 

. Md un WtrM 
I.H Itu: 



■ i - ::> .'A .lli'ltli! AliiOfmwm 

KiIm I" '<i»'iin(j 

risers 

• riM' (i>'* I*.- oven* 
(SI.IC" 

* funiii...' '"Il 

• more f uni 1 1 

* fence pmji . -i 
ihf ('rc«:f%'f an;.,! I ■' '>■■> 

• Auslr.ili.jn iiip lur i, I'hik 
t5l,'ilMi' 

• the h>m ttl Wilii.jm 
Kjini'v (Lki'it II! ihf 
Atlroi(iiviril«vc i;i((iti> 
(<;?,*•* XI) 

' < ouiihxn, Itifhicd 
iiostS5.:CVi 
" .,)i:\l. H.ifi [luhli'shing 
^ym-m fix till- Hjfbi nger 

* (Mttl«»r nuriitice I'ttr J- 
Bl.ljtJ:ht:aM!r(S6.,Mn 

As II. evnk«. llie gifo viry 
111 nuntici aiiil pittNiv (uii'h 
;;«ft H *-«gm:'il in hem- In ilw 



11111,11 i> jiiiiHJKa, i,li;j'rini\ no 
•.he iiKHMM of iMmC'V left (rom 



iiciivii) fee*, in the SludoiM 
At! inly Nitgct. II the em) of 
ll'ic i>ctM»! yiM. 

H»q)cr Ci.illcgc'«. Siiuttnl 

Scnait* n wcirkinp mi »i>mc 

•• vo:ir ^ i.'.iU. 

■Ii [tiih Burs 

A.'iil.l a[ijifCi:iaic an> 

M.ip,KC>.li()iw !»lu4cril% nii|;hl 

t, ,, . ,i|. jjj, iv rcjihcil 

..i.-rti AlIhUics, c%\ 

:. : ;-i I 

Some sugjteslioiK offered 
lllus I'v iililudc die following 

* up4.jicil \iK:ni'c 
ei|Uipm'. I' 

* il ■ ■ ..ii-iilv'" 
stud) »ii..:i, *iiii n Mil's .inj 
uMn and QUII-T 

• 1 men or liuildini: 
dirtxkuii"^, lor J.ism^ an.t 
roorru 

* new. siuilv-nl •i.liiiscii 
Kiilplmcs 

* filing ihc "fii.'.,".iii 
proteticin" on C- nn.l I' 
BUIg, fiMif^ 

* *(MM)«n feiwcN iilongMile 
camput !>.i(k*wal>u> 

* a dsmx- tkiot 

* an nn-caiTt(wi! "mar-heer" 
tiiir 

• mure flag p<.«U-s and 



Amcfkal n*p 
* inoihcf recreaiiim ro«:im . 
*iit> more •.opt^i'.litaicd 
amuKincnls than hdliardv 

• mirrors for Ific men's 
wmhroom* 

• ji bust of llic new 
prcHttcnt 

• more fx'nihes atiniinl 
i-ampiiv r'-fvtiaii> ^y ihc 
likts 

• a u.m.li-ii I I'll'. 1- .•irimnit 
the lak.cs 

• enJai'ging ihc brxAsforc 



Like Ihinlijiig itxiu! what lo 
Hive whom lot Christmas . i<lca.>i 
(or ihis class* gili arc much 

afifirciaied. 




m^^ j^^ 



S..pi'r "srO'O 

991-5950 



I fift 
G30C 



REum f\' -J \ 



IDKOS 



• OrEN 7 OATS 
10 M 10 PM 

• »IEMDir 
SEIVICE 



ECC to host gourmet's 

delight 



Kl'ifi (Kir... 

alurcv l-'<l(lti 



Siiriifiii-r ,f' 



p. Ill,, followed b> a iete|ii,loii 
Willi hors {fiM-uvrrs and ITutc and 
lur|inur- 



\< ■ ■ ■ ,.j 

nuii ill. in LI. .-tes 

991 -sgso 
NE\M RELEASES 



t):tt» Cs-cii 



La Siflfici 
Ori<)«t» 

Dofeci top 



ROMnilt 

Prtditoi 



Citl ' 



lUitl 



II iiy 



i.r ,'!' \lHi.,t,.i 
il It,, al 1-Ii,!in 



mre'cn 
" .in.l 



ROOSEVELT GIVES YOU A LOT OF CREDIT 

(AND CREDITS) FOR CONTINUING 

YOUR SUCCESS STORY 



Vte undefstand that you've mvesied a lot d 
hart work in youf educatton, and vw don t 
Ihink you shou'W lose credits over techntcai- 
ittes So when you transter lo Roosevelt, we 
mate every effort lo see thai the transition is 
easy and you' credits are accepted 
I*,, .■, ■ '•. otdi 



ot degree piograms 

■ess .Wmrnistrat'ion. 

t.,.i,ii>i)iui,.'r ,31, iBiii-r I > ooomcs, E ng,|,ish aocj 

many others W'hats more, we boast a top- 

— •*--*^- -I ROOSEVELT UNIVERSITY 



notch tacufty. small classes and counselors 
ready to assist you m obtaining financial aid. 
Even if you're not quite ready to transter. we 
urge you to talk with one ot our counselors 

Wanning early unsures a snxiolh transfer 

For more information, call or visit our 
Downtown, Campus, our Albert A Rotain 

Campus m Arlington Heights or our new 
Lake County Campos 



cMiKiaiiwMtaiiiw VVF I L SPRING OF SUCCESS 

llfrClKt«i*»i«i*B'tliri*'** " "' ■' " ' ■'■-.', 

IIP' «r - " 



ilKKiwUk: In,- I i .' '..niiLi 
Cllite', 

T'h, ■ . ,r 

a liiifi.i: 

10 lUe priigr.,im s vuliui.irsniji 
program 

A cliamiii,g»K rcicption will 
Ijcgm the feslimies ai <>' 'H 




Wkiiiii 



r ii«mniii 



sEditoriaL 

Four candidates, two 
good ones, one choke: 
Williams 



fm ■« M} rt'Hiing «pf llttim, lh« rmidviilijl Starch 
^ilitawj C'tMnmillw (i'S4< t has Am* a RiMt (allttil <trii»n uiiii 
ji* in thtir fiiiitr rrr<)fniii«n<lati<>n%. Thej havr larirtril nol 
<in«. hut l»» cii'iKlidatin w« coMMk r to hr itualifM In *tr»* m 
F»mMtM of Ibrprr Cnllriic. 

¥m II hritfiitnnpvn of our ciindiilalf rr<-f<nimci>dalii>n%: 

Dr. Paul tkampian, currrnlly Prfsitlt'nl of Btlkvur 
CiiHvic in Hirnrf u«. Wa<ihifi)[toa: nice. M>n-<tp<ik«n man. hiil hit 
eifwltnc* » •ll* a ri.llint» lha(« imith xmallfr Ihan HarpirV. 
and his ttatv lias an rnrnllmtnl lid ihat hat llirm arliialli 
Kirning away alMwl > lh<>ii%an<l tludtnDt prr wmmlcr. This 
doMii't M(K*it lilt backxriHind In aftgrtNiitel} Riarktt and 
rftmil nitTp*t\ ciHnmunitv. 

Or. Trrry Dicmnnti. i>n Ihr »fh*r kand, apfeart in hi; an 
iiEErewv* marhrlrr, and a pcrMmabtf adniini<ttrat<ir. Iliil Ilr. 
Diiijnna «ufT(r^ friim I)r, Tliiimp<Mtn\ iither fljiw: Pulii Mut 
( ollret in San Anlimio. I>%ai, where [>r. Dicianna i<i lurrrnllt 
PrrvidenI, lia<i an rnrnllmcnl iif ahoiil .^.IMM). ur abnul onc- 
•.KWih tif Harper '»currrnl pitputalion. 

Which hriniit ui to ib« tituithcti i-hoict: f'r. Ihinald 
Bmmartt, a liurc. ronfidrnt titeaktr, it Iht PrewlenI of Dranur 
<"oii« Colkft in ( iisla Mesa, ( alifornia. a Mhiwil «f .ihoiii 
.W.<Wt. i%s a ntBlt»r of fact. Ihe only Ihini: thai uorrird nu 
ahoul lit. Rriinurd wa* why in Ihe world ir>r been to ihr 
t'mla Mesa ar»a» momIiI he want locimie here.' 

When I a%lted him that verj (|ues|ioa. hr didni hal an 
evclakh before iti»tn)t me his i^ptanalton. Xpparrnlh his 
di»l:ri*-l of lhre« c»)lei>e* lof whi<h Orange Coasl is the l.irs«-si< 
IS conMilidalinf because of laelt of niM Cimilie^ unit m^ in. ..ml 
his lilronsard'si position is hi-i-.iminu "more ■>!' » f.»ii(iH^ 
iminatjer thirn a rresidtnl". At the luncheon and ft.rwm List 
■«eek. Dr. tironsiird Jmpreswd a htl itf people. 




R""- «»"!' ■ nii.i.v.,,,) -I |„,p,,.,, (ir /)„,,,,, 

"'""""'■ " ■ '!.■ Ih U.dums h.i^ M 111, 

■ 'iLils i,( bi» i .. . .,iiiii,l.,(is iin. t.olitii: tu-lpiiii; (>. rtm j 

■. iimmiini(> ., i-llt^r ii< iotnier I'lcsidciil M>*.r.>th\ 

..t'.^fiicet. plus one n..ne of the others lias,-: Ilr kriims Harper 

( iitleji*- 

ihe pnittlenj with untone hired Ir.nii the oiilside In h.t';id 
a(,' .1 L.tlege is sis monibs tii a tear .>! ad,(iisimeni ifur the nrss 
I'fi-sHlfUl to Ih.' t..ll>.'i' ...r si«-e-»efsaf, »'n» :,i twini-ar i otlegr. 
this is dfiuhl. ■ ,if the term ot mmif- Minlails "lirltinji; 

adjmfed" si...,:.,. ,„i,ed if pms.hir. In lht> cast, it's \tr\ 

possitiJr. 

I»r, M illianis is u itualified ediieainr ftioldinf a fHrHirale 
•f. f.ilii.'iiimn.,! VdmiinisiraliiinK he is an eirwienl adminislrafor 
tu.rn)! l.etn tl.ir|.ir's V ite-rresident lif *.i-a<lenii«- AITitirs for 
len te«rs». and, icmiton the cake. Ur. Hillutms is a n.ice man. I 
realije Ifce latter appears hihaie >ers little to do ujih rnnnini: 
a major educationiil insliliition. hot when juKslini' II.IHUI 
sluilenls. %\l> alt the faiMltj, stafT. and .idmin.stnilors il,.,i 
cnuik. it ctrlainis helps to ha>e Ihe .idmiration iind resjwi't ..I 
■'.ir <um'mi|.niiv .lust ask former I'rrsidenK t.ahli .wli.. tUdiVl 
.1 Hand VIeliralh iwhodiili 

\ rs. the other candidates seem ii> bt nice, ncll^Kpiiken 
•n<li>iduals also, lint tfce iips-ralive word here n SI t:\|, \ ,,,(, 
inter. lew is one (hini- lanit the luncheons foriims »rre tittle 
more Ihan niended intersitws). performante is another Ur 
Vt'iHiams has lis en us len sears t.f performance. 

In speakinii to man* inctisidiials (n all calesortes at 
Harper, 1 have set to meet siime<ine with someltoni: nrc.itne t„ 
»a.» ahctnt Or. Williams fal'lhiiueh there >»a^ ..nt faculu 
nifmher who dhlrnts rd«calii,mal II.Ht.irates >n tent r.il.i, 

I realtt hope the iliwrd of Tiusters is nut htinded to Ilr. 
\\ill.aii.^' sersite In this colleije h> his i,ui,.| and efrieieni 
demeanor the; bale the unusual power to reward Ihat 
dillfence bj adjitstintt l»f . Milliiims title. 

Ten J ears with " Vice" neol to >our title is e»ou|h. 

I.arrf faullin 
Ilititiir-in-C hief 



Hit H.iihiiiytr Mart h 31. iWS 



I'ane .\ 



"Off Hep RookeP 

W/fh our mom 




n* I it nntuaiewi 



It IS difficult itt e*|W« btiw 
much it means \o mt when a 
reader rr\ix>n(:ts to my column 

It IS such a wonjcrful 
tomplinwmarj' *4> ol showing 
mt that people who are 
ui,(,,;,..,-,i .....i .■.h.i-cuvc can read 
.in.l I, ' irnn, 

. I vaVh such 

pleasure in 

. ■M-ly Idler I 

u:scivcd i'tCMU cilic siicli rcider 

in rcs(n)n«<' to my I'lf-l u>lumn 



\ 



r> 



a ikLlcr I rum -oi 
I ■iluilcnl. rcga.ril.iir 



a granddaughter who ^Ko - ' 
the wealth ol tier kin"- 
111 rough every Mitldlcsci, 
\ ill.ijrc. .ind farm, causing the 
loll'. k> lisik up wiih al.in?i 

I also have Wcu spoiiy m 
*:ii!i[ii: jii L-.!ii, .iiii.i, i'v,. 



myscll 1.1 ■.an.Hji Mtinjis i.| 
thought, tf\injj to fiiul ihc 
answer to what I'd he *hcn I 

j;rcw up. 

'■ ■• ''• ^ •* '- • .-. iIk! 

■■■ .- .' nu 

.'1..MI u.is.l,'m : ., ,:ti .1,1 

.11 I. ■III,.,.. .1 ; h.id 

^ 1 1: n 






Ixx-.Mv I wavn'i jjniwing up. 

So. armed wi(h the helicf 
that [ will never gro^ up. ! 
'.illic forth m awe anil M.inikr 

■ ■ the hrcidih of my 
'■!■ '.oiiiuls 111 iitc. Ihc 
~iii,-;. ,:) r,^„■^^ nunutc UH)! 

■^'"^f ol all. cnioyrng my 

' -nii) ht-r il.iiithicr as 

.!rih i.ir Ihc sjrnc 

■II "ir^. inmcinii: ihai ifj^. 

■i"'-«',-r lii-s in the "livini; vshilc 

ilin re Ha.iinp I nlfmiicd " 

<'iood lutk wiih vour 
voiumii, 
A,,,'/.,.. 



:„,'li.[-l:.l,-i> 
h.ipiVIK'il 



up 



I fiUr l(ill!*Et|iiiir 

Stfip tlieSrintker- 
N<»ii SitKiker 

V\'iirs 



HBolth Corner 

A message from HeMth Services 



>iii>r'malnm itis i 



. .'It 



uialtnucil 1.11 p.i£c li 

CiVE 
liFE 



.■f1.,',' '■.'.■.ikt.Kl 



Harbinger 



Wilti.mi k,iiii. .. 1 !,,;■,,, 



:~i a I u \ 




weflre,; :■, , ,■-:-' ! :3 

S;3u Qr - 3 JO Pi^ 

A2<i2 



I') ''.'[n ■.!. ,.,,:it.;i- i, 

klfrs I,.. Uir 1-Jiu.T mini '■• 
a<l'i«m»ii.„wt 11,11 .l«)7 .till, ,1 



Entertainment 



Ihf H.trliinuii \Iardi 31. 19X.S 



I'iilli 4 



/V^u; tri.h talent: 2uaranteed not to fall from fjrace 



(IV •i\ff Mill 
MjIT "rdri 

,\ mii!.,>r : ..: msAt 

I'imsH'. ^i,i|^'wrt!'v K'onj:l"ii iw **y 
Ibc sin. . 

A.- •> 

''hic ruins, and Van 
\i>,n,i,»fn bil (rom Iivlanil .:iiiil 
itey hnvt Kx'n fciitng ;»ii.">' ''■' 
receittly mt»c for iheii ltfntjt!i. 
ihan lI'Kii innsical alitlii)' 

The majorny of <lw html* 
Uinipcil '■ ■' ■■ 
.;i,"Kock •'!'■■ 
have Dccn arouiiJ )>n i|iiiu: ■«•""-■ 
lime iJtil ha*e been igmwrd by 
ihc marn>!tram jvfs-i muh ihr 
e^i'.'plu'ii :'l \ji' M.'in-i.n. U 
ux>k t; I" bfiin; '-i>"i-' aikiitmn 
t*i »i(tk-t ulciM* I'TOin Ireljnd. 



lilt* F'omics .1.1 


f'lK" 


«ich tarn.) ax'i; 


vtllc i 


(iTi'Jl 


ifcal (>( jnrint 


♦f> ll^l 


ihi-ir 


lau-.l re! 




:f>iilil 


i'all i'f^ 




ly iih 


tllKl" Till" II i 


» .^ -• r 


I.MV,- 


"Rum ScmJi 


IIIV.V 


ih,,- 


I .!■:»■ 


'i 








I<'Mlll 


. A'.'. ' 




■\ tfc. II 




•■" m 


[>tr[HiLu'll;< 






,"i 


ih.'it 


:th of 


\r ^ n " k 




V'^'V 


^lad I .III! f 






^fchole alHtin' 




^■ ' 


■iiKblon c«]x:i 


cnce. 




■fhc .;'i.,;h 


m^'h 


hand. 


Shall,' \- 




.1 J.-ii 



The Pogues 




rcl 


iH iht- malt,' rial iv hkc. 


„.n 


ill... >r, i, 1I(- 




..1,1V 


\\ 


,.:i;,'iIJ!il lll'Ii- tX.il li'ii" !■> 


[\i\ 


vii-ui 'Ih,.- l'<-i-i.u.'^ 




^*' a y ^ ^H" c h 




.ipunli hiind. In 



n-H.lll"^ '!> thf muMt on 
IhlS sHhuK. I *lHllil I'lavr 

nevtr guessed i< ui K' 
"(umk," music i:alihtuit,h 
I'm quiic sure i w '(in 1 

(t! in at a I*ii(!u«:'s v-i>n,. i-iti 
Tnt-alhtm i- |H'.|'.u-iI 



■' V\'iih I 



; . ■ KV- ("KSiell", Vkllii 

jj... ■ hand n*t:M'n*vr C'aii 

DKiwiiii 

It's n.>t lu^l Insli niu--u lti,-,i 
I here HuTi- i^ a 
Siiulh AiiMialia" 
ihal tiiiijurcs up lmat!e^ of a 
Miiiity Python skekti, and one 
lallai "Fiesu" iJutt h«> a dclinnc 
Spanish fe«l lo il. 

Tin: weaker iracks are 
MipfHiruJ *i11 hy ihe strong 
..1K■^ When Ihe aiinim i> owr 
II 111 11 rn'haMv find yourscU 
pl.i\inf; II ovci again. 



eugc. 



\.u\.mf. Hi.\id-.. ..irnonj; .•Hut me 
luinc hand,s. 

■'inShmildF^'allFromfirai-c R»«"ll ""' 



Ihe PoEU** 

Island H.i tasst I> 

nf 5: 3 I :: 




"Squares" 

loud & live 



PJli..t.|' it'. XtLirf* P.iI.J.:> 



TRANSFER TO R«f COUIQE 
DEGREE COMPiinON PROGRAMS 

ADVERTISING DESIGN, ILLUSTRATION, 
INTEHIOR DESIGN, FASHION DESIGN, 
FASHION MERCHANDISING, PHOTOGRAPHY 

•^mmt tip mm awm *mm vmmo • Bie.r»loi <X' Am tttgrn* * *•« B* 
Ml a-ymr .«MS iMfM* m nwaMkial >Mtm. Om mm wMiinQ. 



tMMIiiD Jur» .ml 



i \ \ % ■ » » • 

■ m ■"' ' Cntcafla CampM: 



WW w elm* kK' ciMkia. 

■AYCOUiOfOfOiSiGN 

w t 



"^o"". ttCf^ 



(ttl) ] 



am »*Kiiiii«ii ow*«.. sen»j«*iifB., •«»• w 'I 




Th«Foffc« Behind 

Chkogo's Work Force D«.bbieTemi» 




/(.irr »w 

GENERAL 

HosprmL 



HARBINGER 

OF DOOM? 

TWO WRITERS DIE IN UNRELATED MISHAPS 



Naomi and Ted, Dead 



WRITER S ASK: 
WHO'S NEXT? 

• • * 

HEALTH CORNER 

"WAS NAOMI JOO 
FAT?" 

• • • 

EDrCORlAI,: 

'ENFORCE SIJ'ICIDI-: 

LAWS!" 

• • • 

pa<;f. five 

•DEATH FOR Fl N 
\ND PROFrr- 



By Ell Haatell 
SiiB Wtno 

Two ptipiilar humor wriicrs for 
ihc Harbinger died ihis last week, in 
lioconncctcd frcjik accidenn. (See 
rtlaied stonest, Boih writers worked 
under ihe auspices i>f page five 
totjtidcr (intl eeorr».ini.K- Peder 
.Sweeney, whom thev were known to 
love and resfjcct. 

Naomi i'VPIi.' 
fai and had enomwuv '': 
wtighfdoverahuiidrtd:' 

I'k. .. L .. 1 .. 



truck nctr ' A j ^,_,^ 

literally Mown ,,,i.ri i.j „,(• nnp^a Bv 
Ihe rime offuxTv froi Public Safety 
amved on the ^cetie. ilimiswds of 



geese had devoured Naomi's scattered 

remains with pirhanaJike fen<'or and 

were laying on their hacks helchint! 

and .scratching themselves,. Her head 

was not recovered and is prfs,umcd to 

be. somewhere on the Hanxr <. arnpiis 

Check the Soup of the I,)ay, 

Teddy Livinjjston was fairh 

ihiti ami his breasts weighed i.nlv a 

few ounces apiece, ffc had Imic tufts 

■•' 'i'"'- »■ ' ■'- ■:•■ ... did 

saomi, i,h.i . ,i .„,,j 

■'■"■H yeU.-.v ,'■_, 

"nially hi • ,', 

' ' ''■"'' ' ' ' " ■^•ii, I" ■' iHii^c" m,- w.is 

cx,(Wi . [h worked. If Teddv 

werefi-.-- ...v,,., .h- w,-iiuld he verv stiff 
,iind smell funny. 

ITie great Chine.K poet Yanq Mi 
once wrote that dogs. Collies 



especially, require cg| in their diet if 
they are to have a full. lustrous coat. 

The significance of this observation is 
almost eerie in its poignancy. How 
many times have we watched an old 
epi.s<xle of Lassie and wished that that 
damn kid would put more egg in 
I.iissiesdiet''Buthedidnt. 

But he didnt.. 

So now. when we kx* hack at 
Naomi's gaiesome demise and wish 
that the trucker had exercised more 
caution, let's remcmhcr those three 
linle words.. ..But he didn't 

And when we think about 
Teddy and wish he had rrpaycd u,s that 
ten dollars he owed us. lets again 
renwmber ttiosc three little words, but 
he didn't. 

That weisel. 



Naomi, Enigma 

«l Ei ,AUi,erls 
Si«rr Writer 

It's ,h«rd to capture the essence 
'■■t that wondrous creature that was 
Noami DePluma in mere words 
\\',hai. aftCT all. are words'!* Little 
IttiuBs of letters which, when properly 
used, evoke images c» ideas in our 
minds. .And what are tetters'" Rhunes 
symbols, the »,mite of a pirttv girl, the 
din on the boot of a working man 
i.K'se plastic loop thi,figs that hold a 
-■ p.Jck mgethcr 

No one ever ,lcK>kcd at Naomi 
and said she was a ravishing Iwamv 
No one ever spoke to Naomi aid said 
>he *..s an intellectual giant. No one 
ever snifted, Niomi and said let's cat in 
Ihe same room. 

The first thing that comes to 
many people's minds when asked 
about Naomi is her almost super 
natural obesity and her tiny head 
which -sat atop her btMiy like a cherry 
on a basketball. 

When the idea of a diet was 
'- suggested by a concerned fan, 
•• ■■■'-ni datmily replied "Go to hell. 
you fnggin' tony!" 

Larry Paullin. Editor.' in .Chief 
ot the Harbinger, said of the late 
Naomi "Gosh. I ihoughi Sweenev 
rnale her up. She must have been very 
tat." 

Lii Brousseau, columtirst for 

the Harbinger, said of Naomi's 

passing, "It's a real iragedv Vl,i,n 

Children could have sui-i,lfi.t .,i her 

beautiful tah-tahs," 

The geese that ate Naomi have 
.»,.„,,. .,.,,,,,y jp,j^.|j ,j^.,j„ r^.„,,^j||„^^ ^^^^ ^j.|^. 

"-"■' " ■' of ^''Jjrper G.llege where we 

imy say tarewdl to her and take some 
ol her hoim* on our sh«s, 

Naomi would have liked ihai 



Humorist Hung! 



•■■'1 Mnljim,s«i 



Sl.i'l Writ. 



hixi\ , ■•'lii, ; 
weeks, li i-. 

he IS gone, ihji wc. .^„,,^,,, 

can truly esprcss our dlsiw om'hi^ 
passing 



■■>>cr Teddy 
,«r with us in 
■Mil live on for 
-Tily now. after 
his loyal readers. 



iusi who wa.s 
What made him 
him tTy',*f>Jd he ' 
lie pl.k'f l(.\,,j ■ 
''•■■atcr ,arHl 
hamtn'cr m ' l).>* 



I'fddv I n.'ingston? 

■'■' '^ai made 

■,..i1y','nid 

1." a tuNii! of 

■ ■illy" drop a 

ilICIl','' 




^Thc 'piree Sio^oges, Brian's 
Jionj:, Nn, Yes. V'et^.,) 

There .lie manv' rnvsicncs about 
1 eddy that miy r.. ..Ived.For 

wstance. did led: ,Keupthe 

name Peder Sweeney s., he could 
make Inn of homos and fat chicks with 
immunity'? 



When asked to comment on the 
Teifdy 'tragedy. ,Lan-y Paullin. luUuv- 

'"-' ■•"<:,! ««^ ">e Harbinger, sa.d '■Ifs 

' ■ ' >'f''TPif»filike f'hfv'" 

cau had a rimrc t>crs<KiaJ 
coinrnaii. 1 saw him in tlie hall once. 
I wh«tled aiid told him he had a nice 
■ ^' "'"1 Thank you. It makes nice 
and walked .iway." 
I ' ni.i «i Ike same LizBrousseau 
Hfe recently msnened thai children 
havf a need for adequate niuntkm 
t unyituimtltiine'') 
A I This m ihe same U: Brouxseau- 

/( '"' "■['■'• I «n'J help it- -who 

I J ionieruu that anyone who doem't like 

I I to «-,., or hear, an infant mtmnx at 

i I ''^"'^^hiledimnfiisanoverf>earing 

wiraaous, glmemm gourmand who 
delivenfcMMi to kis mouth for the sole 
ifrv*«i ft) Ed .Mmiut) P"n"">se of spitting it at his dinner 
ctrnpamons. La. take a pill. > 



Spooky similarities between the deaths 
of Naomi and Teddy 

Haunting mmcidence or the Dark Side of PAGE FIVE'' 
You be the judge! 

*Both PAG€ FIVE Writers' 

*;#of,/i died //I or n<'(ir "A" building! 

*lhnh h.id i'iit.\'. 

**■"■'' f*'"!..'^''' 'V infirsinamel 

■'Mmh had rnnr,. ,,■ , /,,„^,,,, ,„ i^^i ^^^^j^., 

•.Vc ((,/),,■/■ crijoycd ,..pfrd' 

•' ■ and raised in a theatre* 



*Bf>tk set the H'tmn 
*.\'eifhrr hj 



«•/• 



','!(■' rtf back ten \fiir\' 
■ ',: since death] 
■'!•• '<n their f]innie\' 
*BrHh were .,..,,.. n, ihar .pposaian ot slaver.' 
Both were Ute m pa^.,nfi pagb fm dues lo Peder Swcer,ev' 
*S either prctcicd flame hroihnfil 



^upcoming 

^be Game" K-utes 

• rhi- V. iime' w»H fn.t >Miti i »«■ ^l^tfi'*' H • 1 " " " ■ - ' 

wiU be puWwhnl < «» |>hoiiw m .ill ) 

•When vou tuM- l.^ml all Ji.. kKalimtt, fill ml lUc entry Wank 
iimJ pul il m itK bin liKaial m A hiiU.n| ami J h,i.U<itg 

•AH cni/ies must be received no later tton Apnl 11 , l'»KH, In 

event o( a lie. there will Ik- a drawing heW- 

•The HiiltogC' «»»■' a"" f""'J nwmters or ihe Hiiihirigcr suitf 
will not be abk- lo pariidpaic. 

•The *mner will he wnotinceil m ihc Ibiliingcr's Apr.l U. 1"HR 
wne. 

•tlw iwwer). lo the locitioni m«sl he specific. 



I he Hiirbineir March M. 1'>HS 



I'agi- «, 



LOCflTIOn 

«1 

ft 2, 

»3 

»4 

''S 

«6 



_ nfflHE- 



HDOEESS- 



PHiini:( 1- 



'Tkt qAMi' 




NORTHWESTERN UNIVERSITY 

OPEN HOUSE 



CtNTER FOR NUflSING 

Salurday. April 9. 1988 

10 00 AM to 2 00 PM 

AMEMCAN BAB CEMTEH 
TSO Mortti Uht Short Driwt 

Suits «ai 

CMe*<jo, llHrto* 110611 
t:3iIlW«'i!« 

Bachtloi ot Scl»ne« In Nur»inf 

M«»tt» m Sci«nc» « Hurting 

n»9l»t«r»(l Muim Aa¥»rte»m«it Program 

Full-tim* anil Part ^t ma l»roi)fa"i» 



COMING SOON 

Spriii^ 1988 Student Development 
Offerings 



April 



Career Interest 
Testing l>arl 
«-ll pm. AM7 



U CiriKtuuliiiR ( herk 
IM pm. II21I 



1.1 



Transfer Seminar 

*-7 (im. h::i 



.|i»h Senrch 

Trehnifiiiw 

Stininur 

(i-f pm. \^41 



Srtf-Kiileem 
Seminur 
W-ll am. v:4Iti 



l""diir;iliim VLtjors 

1 rr.*nAlVr i Iriiu 

7-S pm, I:-' HI 



I 'iirftr Inli-ri-st 
Tr%tiiis r.trt 1 
I .„' pm. V >4' 



IH Transfer Seminar 
IM pm, HIT 



1« Time m Shape Up 
for Adults 
7-*3fl pm, A347 



10 Nurunit Info 
Session 
LKt-UO pm. M 



II Career Inlerett 
Testine >*art 1 
l..\ pa. M Bldf 



Time to Shape I'p 
for Adults 
7.i.WI pm, M BWr 



IS Resume Wrtlliti 

Seminar 
(.-7 pm. A241h 



3fc tesl ,\nxlety 
Hfrninur 
'-H11I pm. A.M7h 



Trst ^nsiel* 

Si-mirmr 
'*-ll 4in. \:4:.i 



Mas' 



I Career Interest 
Testing Part 1 
9-11 am, A347 



Comp Sti/Data 

Praeessing Info 

Session 

7.K pm, H.'2 



Iliolovy Major 
(Transfer) Info 

Sessitm 

7-ft pm. m2 



Career Interest 
Testing Part 1 
«»-11 am. A-W 



Snluliiin to last week's 








i K_J ■ 




^P[ "■■'-''■■P'iJ^ 








-vv' _■■■;■ iL 




:'.-:,t;v::T|. ^ 





Please Note: 

1 he Bears l)askell>all Rume ht-nern scheduled 
f„r Wed.. \|iril ft has hei'ii eaiuelled. 

Rfliinds are available fr.im the H.ix OITiee: 
but all immics nt.t refunded Will- be donated 
III the I'etcr Sttbv Fund. 

Farfurthfrinformulwn. .•>nlacl llu ll,>x Offiff, f>-l- 
2547. 



Smoker Wars 



tontinued fnim pace 3 

*nmlict\ wiiulit sii'i' u.itii^Mru- 

•,iiu>krr\. Then, in.i<,l'V. ■■> '" 

-....IIK- iilKTilll' U'l Miiokc 

..irit.kti ii- lake n cUe*lKi, ,!., 
p,»if sloli wont get smoke in hi-. 

1,1. .■ 

■*■ y 
1.1 
-;■ i-Kk 

I I he It 
,b,[ ;.. in-.u 



'i'P***' 



II T IS III IP *Ol ini> IH* 'OB vol W*WT 
QIICHIV %'^D ItfltllNllV 

If vou A,t ,. tltaduatmn siu.lcnl who recogitiie 
,1,',, H>p."tt.nit\cs m..> be loHt il you itrc rcqutrcd 
t.. ,HTf..-n. iOl» M-arclic* iirids-iislcd ell us, 

VV,„u1(i.-Ut Corp, ba% a unique prtwiU' .»>i.l cot 
,,.„„„.,• client mlcrchiintic whcrebv *i- m,.tch job 
' ,,nclKi.it€i to io» «?(>«■""■'""■'■*■ 

,1 vou h..ve the .rcdcrtl.als that our corporate 
. i.eiit i* looKinc, to. we car, work with you on a m> 
prole»lonal tee t>«i-, rind out n.ar« aboul It 

Schaianibiirs, llHwml* 
(312) 2*0 ISOO 



v« 



HEALTH CARE CENTER, INC. 



Continues to otter low cost, confidential 
care in all areas ot women s tvealth: 

• Family Planning 

• Pap Smears 

• VD testing & treatment 

• Pregnancy testing & reterrals 

• Pre-marital blood tests 




Wl DO PHYSICAL EXAM.NATIONS FOR WORK. SCHOOL, SPORTS 



For (fitormat'ofi and or appointment call: 
359.7S75 553 H. Court. Suit. 1 00, Palatin* 



Oftimt. f ••nlOB a»K» SalurMy *fl«>cMnfm»ftn 



CIsissifiecis Chissif ieds 



Classifieds 



Classifieds 






« /„■,..) I, (* »'' I* III' 



,.r.,(,,. . 1 (. • ' 

(t*fl' to «;n|lll Im. ^ I i«* 

ail'hliiMiiil Ssn' 

Emptoyment 

lldn yimM 

I Vf:\- -•- !■■'.!! I \ 

rwiiisil (iijul-'j, (l:r*OfCf 



m-IM.SI MMM 



M \J\II H HI 1 I" 



„ k fl... I,.,! \i- 



I KM ( IINSI I I MKIN 



All., 



■ m ami 



1 .u irri.H «.7j.i >.>i/ arc . - 

■.'AI.MV "-M -'"h ■•' 

prr\imc 

UjfflJl.tn <l/( <(l«"r. 

! I..- M-irhingf " ■ W hai nihe ciM>lr\r 

- j(i.„l ^:i • ■" i,ininuv" 

•iSmc.-f \. , The 

lui .ill '-I il'i'.' '■.!'■: ••! '■.'[i,i.:m .■Vmlijis'NAlorv" 
ili>k ioi> piiMnhiii. 

11. >i>ii ^'aii Die wiih jnii »iHri ^i.y I •iiMpi'abhf. 

,1 tcjvc H.,iri»T Hope yiHi have ii groiii hifilul.i^ 

,,11 If ink-tf^u-il tonl4..« I .irrj or met SiTini- Hrcak 

Pr,«irl*l f»I Mfil .ir .'Jf'ill 1 hm: >'.i, Bt.m-nx- 



Or |UM sioph) 



u VM V t I V \M 



B.\M>PH(»HH;RAniV 

l\s.-nii.il U>r the (ulurf oi • 
i,in,,l I '.ill (^'raikCi SSS '.»Sx> 



;iti', !il't,;ri.- 



HfM VI K*M 



FMmiAISMI-M 

!■ nu't! ■ ■ 

shadf "Slicker" 

Wt.,KV.:r I ■ H I R ■'".■ t>'-ll "I ■• 

CH,nn* Jiul sijlo »:li rniii«cii|«f t tunning.. (»!' ctmt«l. "^"* 'f"-" 

ti> awl) Attlif. ■>f>i'ii fytl III i,,.u\'i' Mn>;!cJ rtiC mil ■* hrn arc 

kKl» llnl fi..rL'.<'">' ;-,.,n.i.mi-. N' ' --""• 

^■^*'''''^''' ' ' ■' ' mr vhIo* il.i; *■ ■' 

Suri'lu* '*mir A,ri.:i Hmv. .. ("fcuvc Vuko !': ■ it""*- 

ji"~... I... u 1 ', Oi:'i,ilL i..MI"l aiJ'UUt L.t iC . . _ . . . , . 



<:;<ihif ii) «(■»-«'-»><'" !»' i-,«,i, S' (iixinww* a. 

, ti.i1..in Rirswia-am h::.it ,",^* ■' ii....kih.(«*. a ■• 

OT R It h Or . 
UM Kill-.. 









I f 


STRINC. 


Mll*»,i - 


AKi) 


m* 


•iifcd; 




1 i,l-. I .1. ,, II 1 ,11 


t .J "■ 


tiirMc 

IHIMI \fuR SAl 1 


■i.t 
am.i 

,,,„, GUITAR 


-'\. I'll. 


M\M1 l<r\RIi 

\ii i;nk' rein 
. f.'ilii III -t.'i 






M 


lo -.h;\fi' .li'i-tT -ii 1 1' '*'•'' '^" 

• • SIU'UI.I t>c 

iiiuti.ir t'JcMiin 

\l-.ii. « liilMi.; to li-i ;■ 

ni) Cticveiu; J-> • 

AiiicniJ fall l^.iv ■ ■ - ■ 



n i 1 Si ,-1 I. 



!*l>l'il>. 



a(k-i 



I I I \i I \ 1 in I 'I'l 



AUTOMOgiLESi 
sVTn\(»TA 



,,„( liw ak ur »«B w.kt,,' 1 1 •> -uo'f.ii ..i 
,„.,* -j'sn »mi»uit pjtor. <"j)l fi-'1i" ■!.'>« 

YAP ■ ■ ■ 



WtliHilhl- fn«lll,n Hraml.^n^ 

W. .itlj', i; ('..'. Iini Killct'li" " 1' *» il ■' p ; I -I > 

. ■ ,!, I ii ,-. c m\ h,'.,-i !■. .1, I ! '■'■'■■ '^' ■ ■ 



' '' R i-il n rrll'i-m t:r»n*»»ft '*'''^" '''*'"" 



I'm It cuir kittrn 



1 tui 



r I l,'Hk, Jin.,K •:, . 1-'^ I 

atilom,. |j'».i 



.t.:(,. 

I»» r 

r oi'm 



IM ()M» xt K\l< I ^ 



I'iTOI 






>'t3. 



Mil \ ! (I >'« 

H.I.I": 



HI VNVNNV 



K«:t> Hx-ii- ■ 
M**\. t-v.. , 
h.K* amp 'il'* 
iiH'..,!n iit'.'il'. --. 
Catl l,.jrT\ ■ ' 

MUCELL "i."'-l.'-.n....: 

iiwuM in ((»:!» 

. \l t M>\K 

Itlii. • •.illiH'li M.ii! 

S'J ' : Cjlt;,rulai, I'l «ii 

. ' HI L>i:K.iIl\ It «'i ■' ' '■■ 
'.■.'.,lch Wjinwl I'jni • 

IIMM I \10IIH H 

VI vM I II I M*N ^»itt1 



S>i-i:r;mi Biwd lU-Cil^ vi 
■ ''I ' nti >•■ I ,T 
i,,i». !■ 



vvti. ii .Hi- vou' luvl hfiauM; 

,1,11 re m tnu- iltjcvnl moan yt>u 

tJii liirfct jH'-"' "'■' '""'"-■ *"*! 

Ii.vf >s %UIT" ""'■ "•" 

.(. ,1 ...,■ 1.1- ■, : acl I 

oil Liiripus 

'.i.li.,ri il wjs 

. l.ll^ .111,1 Ji'Sv .iriil 

. .- .tin itiivir ,*fi M'lur 



.1,1 M'H.n V.I 



•.- Hiirlrr 

II 'till) 1'IMt.il 

■..i.liru' ' III 



i lk'<;<n 
M-nl il. 



\1:'. Dark 
„:.|<.><I (rtllll 



mil 

iw..*li 



•...■■■fH;«r> 



ttJSMSALS: 




a»(>ri 



>.;. SI SCORE 

,.,..,.. '.n N re IN 

HI :■« v''l< f' 



ClM»e» oKeifiJ «i Hjt»ci CuUtie 




I'M! yiM, 'StEKli ,1 
llol M M I ff H :• 



.11,! ,!:,«<' t! 

1,' •("■' Mtiiirni!, ami 



IF'. 



NiCd C4Sk fOR 

coLlEqE ?? 

tl4> MH.LION 

•, -. ,\ Ail Wl NI IINI I Aim I' 
I A'; I Yl AW 
V.I (, AN MND IHf HINDS VOU NH D 

J M EUUCATIOISAL StRVIOES 

|) ,;■> n.'iV ' 1 ,/ 
I'HO'.il'lCl ' • II, bOO/0 

(3!/',. .>'.?V 

WBiTi roKfBEi, iHfUiin»i>n>« 



I'liiwi Miinms (_ _,: 



^ sports, 

Softball Opens 



Ihe Hiirhiniicr March 31. 1988 



Pane 8 



Aliei defcMing f ollcgc fl 
Ijikc Couwj m tteir (>|xm-( im 
Mucli ».. Hairpcf ««» »«"> «'""■ 

T>f leim rfroppeJ '''"' 

'_•■_ I ''/■ tlic Icjsses, Ci>*.h NV.i'j 
MiMiskm was jioi»c*t«iii plejiM-'d- 
•'We pkaycit »»™>-' '™*''' 
ic»ii». We <lid !»««« »*'» ' 
ihnifhiwewtwM," 
Hirptr Kmicli* Off I »!"■ 

(,'<nilit» 

The Hawks h:.n I .il"- 
(■:twniy T-SonWcil. Min'l*-.> 

Harp-'f w* advaniii!:' i" 
lewm *»l.>is. in hm and !<'« ><>' 
taiim. The team jumiwl tvut m a 



Lyn:ii Hoyer. ,'B.. had ; 
hn\ ini'liidiiiE; a (ioiiMc C".i.i. 
fimriie Aiii^cl K.u"">"'' 'I'"*'"' '" 
biise miinrT-. 

Pikh. . " 

thttt. fo«. pici-xd up a ^om;!U 
jimic vit-itirji 

ri..o viiiev sv... ■■■:■■• "■'-•' 

llaqx-i 1(1- 
itic away dnut-'- 
l-lorwMW Villi, 
VtC) lii-.t r'niLr. 

1 ; ' 

KtinMico ' 

wan Hiar[*T\ itiIj rm 

HiiUJcr l.».t ibc wtMlit 8««9B 



4^1 



■\£am Ft.O' Valley teW *« 

-■■..:■ hil. a fiift 

, cntxt (ickfe'i 




Pkiii» By 



comr 
H a r f. 



Michctc TlicriMli "'"-"'''^ 



„.k iiv> 



I ITS. the 



jll-., I'll'-" 



■ S-3 lie. n>« H«wk» *<* s*'**" 



am) ' 
ran ft.'' 



,ll n» 



(niii»(!s 



Hai 
hiHIlC. U'- 



Ki'llcv 
1 funs 



I III- (HX'rw'il ur 
m itir *ir>i 



Track Results 






,,11 rii,.r*:i 
1 Jlluf 



the *im>;i> ■*'■'■:■ "• ' 

Several *.:lii> 
IX-ftmU'riiverei^ ;■ 

The men trabf'-. ■' 
,n.f.v!.tiL.,l t,T-l [>I..Ki' ! 



yci in 

NiiifiC', cveuMst ami rcsiim*) 
amt ai' foHown: 
Mtn'* Tiimm 
Frank Barath '''■"" "'""■' 
I', triple J. 

l"l>> 

. . :s.s. 

Amh LxTHwii.tliK"*- UJH'.shol 
put-" 4VI"; Brian Pawlak. 



discus- 

|,OB(t |1J ' 



Riiik-r aiKlPW"'-"' 
45,1. 

Womfn'-t 1"«-an' 
\'kk< I. .■.■■("'*■*'. ^'"" 
41in;»- ;7.,\ kiiigji'" 
! Ktelirie Own., tii 



Tennis Team 
Unbeatable 



itn- 



,s.iii»rif i:*lt«w R»"t"' 

lt.i:rpcr Tenni* has f'"«'.''' 
; all ' OipiWH'tn.*- ''"•"c ".arilc" 

... .... ....1 .„,w HtStMlial 

,,' II (at.i. llK: 



■. l...lftU(C:' 
"-'(i,.-- ITKlllhi, 



l,„o„ Wiacm, htfh |iim(i- 
4'IU", 4(,HHTi* ('". ^ K,.ir.'n 
WmepC.,. <li'... 
Sl*9". stioljiul 

tiigli Hiinf 
t4"7", ICll'ii 
IS 1. vlwt put. I'H 1 ■ ■"""" 
ida> ■>■' 
•drnotf^ rir.t.plave finish B»t.Je»"6'f'Mv I 



SflH 
Harper 

Sir. 
Kjni-t.i.' 
!:>u'ia 
,-\>l..ini.. ' 
Pilchfo'-..) 
Olticl f>' 



Hitrfitr \KM tip "t> 1 ■''■'-' 

(■.,untv.njkM,>namlR«l V.,ilk:v 

(,!■•, I me CI Only 

..iWhcs were playeil al 

ihe iiKW.!. 

il.ir|>er ".■>. l.atie »""»'-i' 
! iu-*ki.- ,i:id Rjnil.i.. 
\liiir, :m.,,lP>Ul>tiilJ "■-'.. ''^ 
,„lk'-<ii J>".fnirwk6.|.fvl 

11... |K. VS. Oalki™ , , , 

Dt.c*ke/ R.tv!.'. ' ^ ■'' - 

AdamM' Futh! ■■ 1- 
B.an.le«>n.i' Olrui. (■ -. ■■ - 



ll.ir|>er »<i KiMk \ alU v 



H...u'tK'if''ni' 1 linii i'. ■', i- ■■ 

CoathRoyKeamsMid. 'W.,' 

,,,,. . ,h.. K..(.,nninp of wmieitntii: 

.i«,>rk ll i-- m^e I" 

Ttie leaiii will "■' 
r.astrrn 'Illinciv Cnivcr. 

,,, .. ..M ill..' 

j. .,■ warn 

■ iiivcrsily and ihcn u> Si I .nir 

TlK! leam will K . .,r,i;«lir.._ 

wiihoui the talent/. 

and Randa/.zo, *• 

^pending iheir spring tweak m ili.' 

f'anHxan. 

H.i,r|vr's nnl "i..-(:1. >•■ ii«lav 
,,l UKipm. aga^KlThorni.in 



p,„. 4VI; Brian Pawlak. '»•"""' *- ^ ^^^ 

Baseball Wins First Six Games 

^^ . ..... n-irnei lakr% 1^"' f""" ""i 



H} s«!Kiy s.i*»iiif* 

<{part« Wriltr 

TTk Hawks went W) on then 
S.oulhcm Illmort loait trip last 
wwkend. Harper playd same* 
Itgnimt Lew.!. * riark. M.i.k,i.lra 
X and Mc Henry m OaMrc y . 1 1. . . 

The ecwnbiMUon of ^ualuy 
niichiBB awl ihe •"« *"**<'' 
Hjipcrs h.g toys "!«««' "P *"" 
tookHotxaiP*"**'**"' 

Harper S»»t|»i MtHenrj 

TTk Hawks won their >e.ison 
(«:nrr. <le(c«i.ng MtHenry M d. 
UslFndaj. Al Lev me and Bill 



Olirmly eombinc:<l » pneh a »n. 
hitler. 

In the top 
r>enn«* Kctirer. v.U 
on adouMc. '<<:o(ca h.hi" i - i'^ 
,,jn (,m .1 If'h" Kn.iij>.:- iHT' 
TotMlei-iu i.l»e.ii nptK-d a two in/' 
homer to g,iw the Hawks a ,V...(i 

lend. 

In the srcond inn<ng. Denm* 
Kehrer had an RBI i"Plf and 
catcher Paul O'Callighan 
smacki-d a Si*»-h<">mcr Ha.rpc!i led 
S.<( The H..i»ks wenl.vn l.o si,,iff 
tliiec more rims 

In game iw-o. Harp<T r.^k.'.l 



rcsniiw.l o,>ni J ...i'^ 

Knau-.s. H.iri. ■ 

riel*f,nppi'dal.hic..- iiiii •'•'•! '» 
the first Kmuiss, a Miiilionuue. 
ervled up with a loul o! mj RHl 
on Ihf. lUy 

The Hawki «ored three in 
the ictond ami then eupWed * i* 
'1^•ht in the! third 



Harpe» lakes I' 
\UHenr; 

M tri'icr topjied 
s last Sufi. ' 
. I'tM- wtn adi. ' ■ 

.1 i;l ..1.11 lei 

icvenlh i. 

up his Tir'-i VIM 

Harper aKii heat 1 c*>^ * 
Claii 37.10 nn the 'prevnms day. 



Harper Ti»|is 
T w ice 



Mtlcnln 



Fndaj Al Le vine and Biu in game iwo. ..-.|-. ■• -■• 

Raseball Preview: National Leagu 



Harper Ival Malt 
lasi Sunday. 

Olenick came on in reliel 
...Iter suner Dave S«ara^yii-=>.- 
p.ne up si» rum. only l»'" « ' 
earned, in the first two ■•""■ 
Olenitk (10), allowcil . 
Ilili and eo'iifleied the , . 
the victors 

In Sai..' ..>. ' ^ame the 
Hawks won 12-7. 

The Hawks play at home, 
agaiiiiil Truman, today al I Mi 
pm, 

e West 



By Kcsin (idtdslctll 
Spt>rU Wrtltr 

The NL west is. the tleatlv 
the weaker o( the t*o diviMons. 
■nd prepared fa an easy repeat 
ky the Ciiaml* as div-sion 
champ*. Of toi«s«.' ' 
•are not as swl » '• 
will lose to them in iom' .k ^<'. 
ira»nc.s 

1, '■■" •.■-.....■—■.. 

(jiants 

liullet .. .1. . 

tel lew year ■ ''' •••"■■■ 

o( the' most el' " "''« 

im the .'M 

K'Oiefwer !'■• 



the Oiiiii.i:s coait with one of ihe 
iiioit halanecd oflensive altflcks 
in hMehali 

1. I'lneinnuli Reds. 

'The Reds (m.i"' ' " ' 
pilthi"^" help 



he tan regain his lorin ol l*i'i 
and three ycai'S ago. the Reds 
cmikt put lip a f'S'" '" "'""■ 
linrth. 

■» Himslnn Astros. 



disabled li'.l m«'re than .1 is 

thcltneiipcaRl. 

Then we have Alliedo 
, ., . : . I , ■ll,' I>i./.U-i'r. :ii' 

'l.js'ed. 
.u..',„i .'.!.■' ■■'idt« 

niithme: shun .■: i :,■. I'li'i-ire. 
\l,k>. |i, '.' iM help 



liu'i;.! I'ailres 



■.h.in V\ . 



\ I re 1 



.It hailing 
. .,,1. rv.ili/e 



[insitis 

h Mliinl.i Itras 

ll' 



'Ilie firsi 



the 



I. h,A» J Ik I.k,'I 



I fiat 



HARBINGER 



\"C)L. 22 NO. 24 



VVilliiim Ktiinf> Hiir|H'r (nlkcf 



I lu' Harhin^er April 14.1988 



State's 4.8% grant 
cut forces colleges to 

slash budgets 



H> l>.uii:i.i. K..' 



"oUegi ti.i>. 



i;BI fi:K;jl m: 
.'BlJiijain :; I 



-I>»1 peiiiriiris w 

^•I'rf' nrr*icfj iir si. :. .: 

'•'^tt he cut 

tir » I wilt fH: 



^2 Rptiif*ri^ 

IhJiF KJr 1 M A A £|^ .AL m \0'' A AA A A A kjP 
■A^ ^ 

Construction Resumes 



^X 






Laura Jacobson 

Elected 
Student Trustee 



iliSii '■''Wp'^'' caiiipm iiKij. 



■■■■■'■■ fhe omer side ot 



Page 2 



I hm lucfilw *lu(Jcol 
Liinvryitig (vrwnal 

, I' ic> h,(ivc a coople 
■sii.iii lm«es) <it Icavt fur A 
;iig. hul I woulit liks' 111 
■ '.viih the iMwrd liiM 



m ihc Siuck'm 



It) ihrte 



were nirwril in 
writ -' ■.■.-'■• 

Vim: 



,Is .ruitlvrtl."' 

.r|MM .Siudcnis 

/■.i.i.iii»(' llarpcraUKl 

M- 10 L-tiange this. 
•> ^ lrr\i in.viing will 
\I»ii 17 
...... 1^ :-. 1-,; Mcrtjng 

*ill tx- April 2V. 



.J.. . 



Page 3 



■.'■thcr A. .review of who got 

:i . :■■ .ooti. what at the 60th 

i'< ttt A Kds 

'"'''."'"i*'!"* ' ..1 118 Last 

;' .\1I.)S.' t 9.-0 

Pag* 4 



The Game, Your last 
chance to identify 
all stx campus 
locations and win 
the gift certificate. 

Page 14 



Harper's Baseball 
team 15-2 Harper 

shut out St Francis 
5-0 and won 5-1 



Page 16 



The Harbinger April 14, I9KK 



l»age 2 



Features 

On the other side 

of the mirror- 

A doctor's perspective on eating disorders 



JmmJmm 



«. 






11.1 IS (in* rcacltmi! 



|W»(»" 



(>vir«»W"*kl 

.It i'«m"\ as II Dr 

tif Caitluiiif Hcalih 

-111 , i*ri>u- .1 i.nir-(»rl 

: ■r^ of 

M'fltl.l 



Ufiit |i(ei,linriin.inlly *\\ilc 

psilKnlA, bin noi* lltic .livDritcfnl 
are [wppiiij; up in ih.: Ii|..p.itii,, 
■iml hlaik |»>piilau..irn j^ v.<-U; 
■>JV\ Sjfiuiii, t 

S.iritiit^i '.,,\-\ p.tii,„m- *iih 

i-Jlifif: .ji.,.>rifcr\ lh.u r;rnf%: m agi'i 

!i'"ni ,iJ.'l.;x'cFii\- t<v Uli UK intl 

■■' '-fu" \.iys mosi 

-liwiiifcis doiwt 



111 tk-i !■: 
,,1iMirh,lrr |v 






[Ml >(■■ 1,-11 



•'The people who 

recognize the 
person's prohlein 

are . . . others." 



**-riT'k' xfk* !■■■, Hirib'i 



THi: «.i.<K«J giiHin 111 poiipk" 
• itli *liom Samuti'i deals 

IIU l..,ii,-v lh,l»,. ,., il .,„ , 



(KTitxl tcmltl thus h- awihfc'i) u-ith 
prcvcniuf k'lHMisflmg aiul a 
rl.■^tnl..ni'i;'.^:■ ■>! hx'IiI values ami 




"Popular 
inisconceplions 
iviiKhl have to 
chanjie (in regards 
In what is 
desireable and 
hrallhY)." 



'. t alk'Htfil I. 
i tiy c'^rmfi', 
l'i,ci Iti ■ 

Milly. 'hemt' 



ihetclwc. umteinaNe, AmKher 
KhkI lUc 10 an mung, tttsmlcr k 
•-imional upheaval, especially 
••■ ■- iTi* (fcpfissum 

Wall hulcmia. the liisonkr is 
even harffci ui rivongm/e hetauK 
ihc (MTSfirrs weighi remains ihc 
same and (tie purgmp i» ^-yrcin.- 
I'ivcri il \omcime ^I^■l'^ linil mit 
iihoul itic iftsonjet. mjiiv iinics, 
itiey iiLiintaiii silenec. ihis 
silentT can often prove liiul lor 
ibc (nlKM. 

Stmucci says, "Inemls ot 
anorc«,ics am) hulcmtcs can give 
siiinion and tart hy telling chIicts 
m a scnsiijve manner " 

In her trealnieni pro(;ram> 
(.iniiU iiii-tiitvi',, and friends o( 
ihi- rvitiiTH\ are iiivucd In intend ■ 
A ith great emphasis 
'■:l' huddy system 
■■:;., .KIM- uic ii.iiienl pi:Mh ncx-ds 
,.-nintional supf«;>n 

Ai the cli'" ■•-• siilin 

I'l treaimem ,*>ii:. 
Minie paiieii; • , ' .:. itiiU'c 
pli.'^ ]'l'>l:F.lrrl^ itun ritliet^ 



ii,Mi'Ji; ,.iii,Mi 
il bctoniini;. 



'ic last tii 

!,,, ,11,. t.,. 



-t ireatmi-fH h> oiKnirii: 

Mervs I 'enter, in Aurora Iw'hith 



speciali/irs in eaung dimnleRi by 
working on paiicnis' body 
image). Santucei hopes Mercy 
Cenicr will bet:oiiic a prmotypc 
lor other trcalmcnt eenicrs. 
ccniers thai will eventually 
replace $|>ccial psychiatric or 
alcoholic units in hos-piials 

Also, in November. Santucci 
lisiied Boliigna I niversiiy. in 
lijlv. to set up ilie lirsi eating 
disorders clinic in luly, with the 
help ol' Of. Bmt»o 

Bruno will travel buck and 
lorth, from Italy to the V S.. to 
tram with Santucci this Spring: 
Samucci will return ui Ihc Italian 
center in the Fall 



"There is little I 
preventive therapy 
before the trouble 
becomes obvious, 
as in a death." 



Sjdui,;. 1 r lfi,lv inv,,KaI in 
t"li^hiii|i: rcjIK vTi'alivc" 
!',',!■. ol ircaliiii; eaiiiig 

ii.|cF\ h,>ili at huuK- jii.l 

.iim IS 1.1 li,. 
,;.:..:aiiun,>, a\ short 

iWc and to gel th,- ivincnis 

<■ i'm llv'n ,'W'n Icun." -lio vus 
like to establish 
c programs lor 

.:.■.,, i.'l--. l.»i, 

Ih,.- (ii!h! agaoiM eating i 
,ir.oiilers inviiU,-\ [i-.y.ho.|ogi<jl.v. j 
parents, sixu/ vrntkcrs. school 



trani'd (in pg. «| 



"Eating 
disorders are 
appearing in 
populations other 
than white." 



much with the personal siJc ol 
ihe y I. nine iKTSort 

'iiients, "lejtiiif 
J)s*viLj,,"t \ I ..III,' id ten '.A I I, ■ 
prevalent m siho-'ls ' 

rv lillie prevcniiK.c 

''.-■lore the itouhle 

I'lccomcs obvious or otherwise 

evident, as in a death oi 

htwpiialixjtmn." 



^m 


A'¥MltM-l WOfltAM*^ 


-*«| 


^ 


t.-* « r 1 f ■! 1 . . ., H ♦ ♦• vj- 1 




• 


(■-' r nw ,.j[H » .Mi.i »h;„ i,^ 1" air ml I'r.Kjj 




■■" 


I'"' i#4"<j»t .« t 1.."- *r"'« 




• 


#.,.,. ^HM *.*!!■«»» Iro*! liltMft<»r«.rrN» 






crO'M*" ickii: aw T 1 Jha ti «.. wr v ic: ■ m 

<Mt... 1. wm:*^ At « tm T Ar r 
as*"* ■- t M-sr* 




L. 


CTlLKi tr ■£■> iiitJ«r«ftc-r-taow«Vft 


^ 



mhurst College 



OAY/EVENING/SATURDAY CLASSES 



SUMMER TERM 

• Day ind Evening CourMs 

• Clasves b«gin June 6 

11 Majori (ncludin( 8yMn«<v 
Admimttracion, Computrr 
Scwnc*. Education, Nurvng 
(Orfrfe Comptetion) 

C»ll for a Summer Bulletin. 
27V-4IOO. ext. 3S4 or 
or •14.J4M. 




A foul Ve*i iatieral Arti 

CoHege SirKrtS'l 

tn Pro«pe<t. Eimhwnt. IL Mil* 



ELMHURST 
MANAGEMENT 
PROGRAM (EMP) 

• Only one evening a week or 
SaCurda]^ for one year to 
complete the buunesi maior 

• Claiies on campus in 
ilmburit and oH campus 
Park Ridfe and Rotting 
Meadowt 

• intensive workthop format 
detif ned for the Businet* 
Profntional 

• Ctatvei begin m May and June 
Call now for program 
prerequiiitcf and Clait 
Schedule. 

■3MI» 



'Bmkurst Gdlege 



«f\M 



li 



Editorial 



The HarbinKer ApriH4, 1988 



Page 3 



Big Brother II: lt*s in 
Yo^r blood. 

Srv»r»l »r«lu agu, ill IbK riJuinn. I i«i.>r<' iihoiil Ihr "Big 
Rriilhrr" ntlwiirlt iif Cfin<tfrialitif<i niiinilorini: ^riidrnl 
alliluiks arwiiml lb* countrv for the K<>^"''>"wt H (iiililit'l ><tn 
liiKiw. jiiM when yna get ciimrorliiblt indi|>niinl nhout 
imtrnnicnt t pjiiiK, il grt^ worw. 

W« just rfcriied » prifw wire wr^itr •.lor) Hiutiii); iliiit 
about 20,00(1 cnllriir Mudrnts will hr unkniiwinKh Ifsird Tor 
41 DS duriait th« nml twrlvr month-i mrmt thr njlitm. 

Tkc plan, aiiwtiiiH-rd \»t wtrk t>\ thr Itnti-r Fur IH<.f.iM 
CiMlral (C'IMl in Atluntu, lalK fur miim or «> iinn.imut 
ciinpuM;<> to suhmil ahoul ■ tliomjind or •»> blmKl tiimplri. 
coUecied friim ^Ittdtntii an » miilliT i»f ctiur-.r thr»ii|;h»ul thr 
vrar. wkicb wiU lh«n b« imttd (or the prcwncc of the HIV lor 

TomM <p)>l(nliiil) injur* lo tnjur>. the sludrnt\ mod t i\rn 
be InrOTimrd if thcj »re diiif muMrd as \ll>v »« iini^ i-f ...mrrs. 

The riplunutiMn ftir »ll of tbi*.. ;i^ \<ni rtii^lii . »|'v.'i«. i» ,in 
"it'll fur )(«ir imm \hmmS" pjrn linr l)r Kulv.inl Kn-litiE. 
l;iii%tT<iit» of Virginia tarulth M'tntr ilitciroi. hIi.. tir.iil\ ihi; 
AIDS tii<>li forcr iiT the iiin*rican < Mutt Mtsilth \%%oii.ilion. 
ifajl Ihr ttsu would priitid* "Ihr (irsl wluat dutj uhoul titr 
fre«|U»m-.j i>f H.I V, inrection iimotig •.tudrnli, who mr 
iKrta*in|>l> ronMdvrrd a hitth-risk popiiUlton." 

Korlunalrlv, not evrrjiini! in rducatimi i» m« "nohW 
RoHinitry Murr»». <uprr>iMir for lli<rprr\ hrahh mi mi. i <\ 
jtlmiBl ii« appaliitd as I. hul for a dilTerf-nl rraMin sh>- ><>iil<tn i 
bclirtc thai thr CDC wuwld Irl diaEiiosrd >MII> \illl^l^ £0 
nnnolififd, pmnnialtl} to citnlinur vpmidini; thr di<.rav 
Ihrtwclioul thai "hi|h-ri%k ptipulation " 

A ftry tc<K(d pittM, tout Miimd^ri to me. Vi hat u■<r^ir^ tiic 
htr« is riKhl-to-pri>M-> Or rathrr. Ihr lark of it. Ihr dttutr 
mtt mandator} .^II)S Irilini; has raitrd brriirr and uitl aiiatn 
niMJiid* Ihrw paf[t». Uhut makrt tht<> difTrrrnl n it:« wirnv. If 
j<M» app>) for a jr* and lh«; l«ll jiiu th*) tr\l for AIIIS and tou 
dfin't like it. tou can timply not appU. Uhrlhrr or not >ou 
havr a rifaMin. Rut if yiM are in cotleiet', Morkinti i«v>.iriK .mt 
carter, in ant ncM. ymt play a Kuuiian Koulrlir uiih tiilii-r 
yiHir career or yimr health. 

The ariiumeni that if yiiu don't ha>e \II)N vou ha«r 
nMhing In worrt ahoul doesn't hold water, rilhrr. I mean, >■''• 
nwl tike the R<»«ernmenl neicr makes mistakes. And with 
thousands itf people connected with the < lit and thr frd^ral 
health community, do you wani lo take a chance ih,it 
information tilal loyonr reputation and or health will he safe 
from putilk hmiwledte? I am told th,il r«en if the armrd riirie^ 
Hir the reservesi SrSI'I-t fS that ><>« ha*e AIDS iht-t lan 
discharge yiw. How'd sou like thai on .viiur record? Ihr 
possibilities are tndles*. 

Our health hersice at Harper isn't involved il know 
because Ihet don't take hhKNl samples here lo be tested), and I 
can only hope it slays that way. Coll«|e can be tiniith enough 
without hating to worry ab<iul being a guitiea pif- The slakes 
arc tew high. 

Lairr; Pmillta 
Kdlmr-in-Chltl 



A sure sign of Spring 



tt\ Dennis Dartiy 
C'uiliolic I'umpus MMiltr 

Wi-H. ff'i *"• ft"' .spring, I'm 
K-iiinning to thm'l. it ^ hiTC. Otif 
can a['*j>s U'H the ^u^c •;ign* 
Ite weather gcl.» waimer, Mutl 
iploithcs fettirn to sprouting 
gram. The bcioks get duilier ihaii 
e»ef. Such arc ih« things I will 
'pcmdef heifc. 

Studying IS a iniri ol 
eihisatum. rcrtamly not t,tM- <:inl> 
pm. St) hi>» (k) you CO about 
poltini ualluigcfcr'' 

To begin with, icbool » a 
>. j> to feed and nourish )'Out 
intrltei. B'Hl: it Axan't stop there 
Y'ou haw » miufi* your psyche 
ait well. And then ihcr-*'- 
emolHmat and spiritual fnra i: 
be nurtured. And rvfh.im i 
important. s<;x'i,. 
Ot. in oth<-t wuf.i 
hnaiMl kmn at itk: same iiiii<: 

When t was an 

unci, !.■'..•. itus was no light 

still ( ' ' I 'I J Rick linsey 

.■:i'.,;jmu 11,-iiiinded us n«>t by kii 

..«>! gci in thC' *«iy ol ,«ir 




■ 



Off Her Rooker 



W/Y^ our mom 



By Ui llrnuiiwau 



inmieenct is ■ concept 
' • .■ . ,in b«:h('ild only after 
: It. In reminiscinK 
■ ". >'i ' 'iiL' s piisi. the memories ol 
I hi.- days in wbicb the 
li.ilt:iiloscojic of .rmnoccnt 
Ihouphis were chronologically 
ilisMtKcd' MC otteri i-»i.kn[ .hkI 
the (c« lings one .! 

Jiirmp thr inmsrcm ; ., ■ i,- . ,,i 

, iti(iK'K>ni|i( rif 



'0, The tiKisi 
-•^' ■'■ ■ ' ", c( ot inn*s rni'.,- f.^ 

itealMlin i.> [.fi'iiTi,,! 



evcrj day, and (hen llit:y hdic.--,,! 
it. Would 11 £4ia*,H''' 

II III' .tc goinj: to 

*>>tk,. 1 . . i!h- ,uklu;is 

would have to fl.n ;'n,-tcn,1 :is 
well. 

The thought pun 
likely lie something i 
ol, "From where am i t"iui; m 



"Let's 
prt'tencl...there is 
11(1 such thinji as 

ciicaini'" 



...but too soon 

reasoning becomes 

a lost art. 



It. 

Ill , . 
Ill . 

ol 
»l'l.' 

W 111.,- 



.■A !.ir 1.1 111 I Di-.-.l 
! Ill urijL-r til liillili 

■ii/ii'if lo the [sitnl 
'-..itli if.iiiii'' 
, !.i> pii-ii-nil 
-.1 Julijhis'.f 



!iii,itk,.it ,iitr wfn-n K>'tii' ■■till'i Ihesc » 



f'Vi'. 



nn of (Je- 
!. intiibiiis 



111. , .1 

It.iutili'J iiiuiil-. li.iiii ik-cp 
ihi "uflii 

Siifii'.' [s-ii; ■ ■ .. "i. 

M Im.iI ,-I 11,1 ; • 

lltilhin llljt tCi ;., ,,. ,, ,,„ 

-.Lite of wiml which is created by 
.1 Uf|!e group ol people, suth as 
.ill ih.it MC part of a n.iuoii, w-ho 
U-lii-vo in the reality lhe> li;nr 
i:n.:alcd 

Sut:h .itality is easily elimi- 

lUtcd if all those involved in the 

h«:lK-i 111 It would simply sj»-ip \x- 

lifvii'H; Asiuining itiiii this is 

I'lnecl. »c tkM oriK h,:ivc :i ioi lo 



realty like atHmut 
anyway." 

Then the rinM,i.. 

i.il simplistK nursi-rv 
woultl ring Ihr-. I 

the .id.lK,!, ,i 

tcns.iln'ii ol 



ill ui: 



\ hiiniTU.: 
I' .di.iril. 



I'sivru'iK, cd With the ptt-li-n\t- 



beconuru: 

would III 

Jusi 

ral . 



.iddlil 

1 ir«. 



learn I'rnm .lur pr.'i.-.i.iiru^ vhil 
I'Jren. but wc .i. ,■ m a 

very co/y wurl,' 

l-iir III>.|„lt; 
.l,.^llli^ in A... ,, , 

pfctcnd ihjl iht-r,,' ....ti.- no mj, i; 
ttltni! as U.IC.111K- i,lr,.i(-i|)nj; 
thousands ol rati una I minds 



iiiah" ilcuil. (how 
fl'.. .in ot playing ptt- 

itii.! ;.!■.! ■■■r more than one 
hmir '' I ilii.- .iJittct cannot ignore 
the tcjlitv that otter l^sues are 
involved 

This dilemma is ercaied hv 
virtue of the original t}uci.in>ii\ 
which ctosscd the t'houghi pm 
cesses I'll the etai m^:' atldicl 

fhf I'lrM i,ti)e>ii(>n. "From 



.III ■ .' I ri,l 111 ihe 

pu I- (ii'ie. lo riiv 

eii.l...... i.,.j 1. ..(.,,, i> .cry soiiplc 

Generally. I don't cnlcnain 




I 






the thought that people arc dis- 
posable, but in this case 1 will 
gladly make an cscepiiiHi ' l.cis 
pretend "; pi:K)f--thc suppliers 

jrc com- Il really doesn't malia 

■ ■•I of tlK-m go because il 
:-, been established that 

iln-y iiiei,lls[X>sable. 

There is an ciccpiion lor 

ih, ,^,- .imiOi.-r* who are alMi sick 

■ I'll It the Mip 

.1,-.. !i> C'\\ cross 

i:,il lui|S- 111 du- slivk a 

, Ins eye thai tie really 

..ml -.land dealing anviiuue. he 

muld play pceleriJ U«> 

llanni; disposed nl "The 

I'tuhlem" and dilemma number 

on Id queslion 

A will I tiiid the 

,1. . ;.. , i..; 11'' 

I he eiNsI news is. Itie .iddiel 

nil Ii.!iiii-r needs money lo buy 

,i!ise' the d.mg his 

! mi Ui.', backs. 

die ..itdiei -.lill 

.. \ IC .ill M'tlS ll( 
A hii uItvM!!lMj:h 

■.l.ll 

1 111-, iimnves mcnihcts ol 
llie laniily » liom the addiel h<ir 

fi'u.'.f !r,.iii III ih,_. K'einning, us- 
iiie " ■ u\c dial he \sa^ 

lk:l,:i,.' ■ - 111 



In the end, stealing 
was involved. 



This siiaiagcin was not en- 
tirely I'al.se. cuccpi thai there was 
never any imcniion of paying the 
rent hctause tht; addict knew he 
»as about to be cvuied l\ir not 
paying last monih's rem In the 
i.-iid siialiiii' ".IS inv.iheil which 
die Liiiiily .'^eikx'keil oiil <il piiy 
or shame 

Other dehturs include loan 

sharks, hanks tutili/cd by the 

more sophisticated user), and 

.inriv d.-dcrs wht> wiere foolish 

Ironl ihe slull lo begin 

. l.iiu'r IS no problem as 

< unlinued on page 10 



" ' , ..-n'l heard suih 

l'-nila> mghls 

■III tale and 

,:. A nh a ihinner 

It were tal i.- t's.'g:illi 

11 IK- IS linuled and m 
.. „■ on these pages, S« 
till IK .St itmc. ilon't run out ol the 
midnight oil and don't leave 
escry'lbimg UH the night before 
TTiis dty before H'lII *» Jusi fmc. 



Harbinger 

VV'iHij,i-ii H.nnes Ifiirrvr ("■s-llege 

I2»I(,IW, a: ■ ■■i 

PllStinc, i! iS 

V>-; .1.,, 



;iilliiir-i.lB Chief 

.MmiigiBg Eniiiiit 
H'dsmeti MwiiiKCT 
N'ew« E.lit, 1 
Ej'iunaii'iii 
.Fcitu,res i 
S,|. .. 

I'l.i 
Li 

if';: I, 
Cer , • 



I i,rrvPi.ii:i.||, 



The llr-i-".:- 
raiimpiis . 
rt.j.m,s. '\ 

lt-«it.' Ill L»vc i,.i|i., . 
..•'lu .i.:i(n iti,l.<il!ii,,, 
'.cr.cn 1.1 I.'ic t-,li;...r 
1.1111 »n ^ali ,:W" 



1 » liJilirkl im rixjiM^si, K>r furUu- 



Entertainment, 



The Harbiniser April N, ^gg 



Page 4 



•¥i \\U 



New Talking Heads ias ijld sound 



"And the 
uiinner is. . ." 



::j|-» !■ 



kj Slt*f Hill 
Camtrlkmliit Wriltr 

There ciin'i he many handi 
Ifcll irtily deserve the ciiiical 
•Cclilim they mctm. cspctralty i 
irnut mtch as the Talkini! Hcxh. 
who have recfivcd mure i,han 
■mm. 

ACler hiiuai the ci)*er of 
T1,ME miigiuiM:' fottowMg ihe 
retow (>r Iter la:ii ilbum. -Tnie 
SloriM". Davul Byrne (fcjirless 
kmla at ilie Nind) ieems to have 
tmmd 4)»n the p<ij) inpiritMins «>l 
tHeit lnM two releases. Ttijs 
iwil** for a Ta.llimg Hcatls alhim 
retaleii mwe close' .l> lo ejirlly 
tdemm Am m the hier ma. 

I: eni't Ml thai I've hcaid ■ 
kit (il" the early Tafkinit Mrjilt, 
I>«ii ihti ■llMin if preiiy tPtd. 
Atiet enjoy mg their lasi i.»o 
relcasei mi muclt though, ihn 
(MIC IS a sliiilit Icidtiwn. m«rely 
iMCiMse It's a hit .B.(iif ecleeiic 
UiM lh« ijthcn. 

A huge gTcm.p o( muticiana 
pktf (» ihu jit'hum, w.bich was 
recorded n Pirij 0» •c:hicve a 
iHM-Anicritnii («1, ay the liner 
ncMei). 

Oueit niMiciMi nckde 



Johnny Mair ancr Kinty MSrt'pll 
wh«j,.jiJo<tK *iiti itK .xhcT ((.ucM- 
providc jrni,nt,r..illcr snufKlihnn 
Ihf fi.iur.iTicnilict hand h.n 
iH'hievcdlx'liirc 

There arc a fc* tracks *hn:h 
are ludett wtth ktrtis. a ireinj thai 
hxmne piipular a (e* yciir* »«. 
(posiiWy hrouglii «„ |,j n,f 
Collins" solo success *ith ihe 
Eiirth Wind and Fire horn scctiim i 
but ieews lo he dying down o( 
late, They work great here. 
csiMsciatly on -Blinil' and 'Mt 
KHICI".. Ilif I'lr^i iw(, .^ings 

lromi.illy, ni> (..n'lirii,- ,onj[ 
on ttic album is appni^ . 
ait)! (iMksiWy on [he 
*€U) track called 't.h.i w.,ir, 
Tlii.t fong budifs up siriiii.|.iv 
fcom a monotone v(x.al ».iih . 
I'lilc hacking instrumcni 
i.mvey M odd Cectini •^■ 
tfc.sol.ali«i ihiit, stiwgcly enough, 
cndntus album »ell. 

The record m • whole 
P'oMily is ■ decidctlly diOcfrni 
tipiericnc-e itaiii ihe compuci dist 
heca.u*!. of the ejclusitm. of this 
inck. 

The b*s.i way ilijt I can 
piitpoiiji the feeling of 



CONSIDBtA 
PROFESSIONAL 
OPPORTUNrrY 

WTTHTHE 
PRUDEIVnAL 



OmxKw flow vou can tMcoma 

• financial MrvcM pfofMHonil' 
atifM 



Suocnafui 

handio 

atouf 



wditMon 
(HjailNintandWlvau 



• The potenim hr «ntjm«t«l inaarm' baM on 
R»rtofmar~" 



• Mom* to gei sttp. ■ -"uttemial 

• OBPOn:un*« tor iM.dr»3rmen,I 

• Th« manv tmmin of wonim foi' 
Amimai's imqnx mmmt of 'inpiaif 
■sefvicBs 



fRIDAv .APRIL .>;? 

P«UO.iNTiAL PI.A./A Chicago 

|l30e flAlyOOLPM'! 

Two Setiiont •.; .in i .••. ,.,,■ ■. • :-.■ . ., 



lfaMMt6.t7S7 



ThePnidMitiall^ 



disapi¥.*immcn( iKai I had »-hiU- 
l»ienmg lo ihis album is that 

drn* arc in,, many si.>ngs that are 
inrKciLibii.' 

<>f>h J lew of the songs 
»iic.k in ytiiir mind, as oppwed m 
Ihcir I (IKS ri-lcasc "I ,,.1.- 
I. >t*u.ir,.-^"\ (if ntu,|, „,,, . 
■•'"'"B tiHiiJ he i.k-si.tfhrii .1 
f'i'ii'.enti»bte 

Overall, the new Talfcing 

'■"'"■'•''*' "" "" I'- very gcmd. (•.,,'; 

*''- •■.■ni lri.m ili.,' 

t)c< 

J 'hey have . 
qwilily ()( T,inl., ; „,; 

*i suhsenucr:. .,nn 

' Ml (j|c«. 

One m.ire n..nt- ttu-ft n a 
sucker (..n ihe CTl b,;x Kui savs 

'"'* " ■ ■ ■-It.-.l i>ith 

' -I k> ta\ c 

--.:. a -,..,..,k, ,„„, ^[K'oaico 

players equipped wiih a suht:<Klc 

otilpui Will he able to Ikm* up u.. 

a fclcvisjon to see the graphics. 

Sounds very inlcreslini; 
iloesn'i ,1" The Talking Heads 
always »erc one group ihai 
enjoyenl oLpminetiiaiion , 

T»llilii( Kradu 

"N.ak»rt"* 

f'j'Sire llri ( as^ I n 
Raiiiic urn of 5 , , , 









a mie J 



B y I e >y e d 



l>> KkIii (^nldtlrlii 
I "i«Tl«lninfm Wril»f 

Mnndaj nighi, the 60ih 

■*• Hlciny .Awards wx-re held 

lioMed by Chevy Ctase. K this 

the only job ifus man can find.* 

'' ■ ■■'>"ri "iinules as a 

. K.ihin U'dliams 

'. "ic liiugh m.tire than Chasie 

lid. 

Why couldn't Will,., ■ ', 
llv host'' CouWn'i Uie ..A 
Uax:- i-,,ri,-„ Miimnmc rKr h..">,i,k- 
11 ' 
'ii'i.i' .if»>i.ii Chevy. I 
■■■■", i'J., i, tis.iri,-iirs lime at 
!'-Ji"..l, ^.iiting li'lvK.rediiulof 
mv mmd f,)r three hours 
,'^||)way ihcre were many 
winneis, ihiHii;h lew uirfrKv 

f'esi Suppcirlini; 

Aelnr- .Sean (',■.' 
Cn tone babies li 
Ihe only wide u(x,„ ...u^ury. 
and although yours truly' was 
rootrng fm Altwri lirwiks. I 
ii".iii/ed that comedians don'i 
■"S'lf ,i*ards 

'1 h<.Mi|,!h Scan ulked to long 
tit in I they all') it was a well 
dcicirved award for one of otir 
tei acton.. 

Put SiiBpwrlini! 



\nrrs>. Olympia Dukakis. 

MoiMiMfutl I ihirik vhi- -Aim 
N'tauH- iif hi-r I.bt lume. 

Sound- The last Emperor 
lilts wav Ihe (iiM a*i,/j ih;,, | 
saw them win. and the theme 
music was kind o( pleas.in[ the 
li.rst lime. 

Kdiliiig. The 1 jm 

riiiit.'nir The music \iili 

■ kind of nice, although I 

i.trtmg to get the feeling 

i.t:.ii 1 *xs going to be hearing n 

all night long 

Now Hi tmie for thai 
annual long irihutc award. This 
time Jack Lemmon lells me all 
aboul Billy Wilder. Ihc winner 
i>f Ihe Irvmg Thalhcrg producer . 
award. Yawn 

I jtiaLiTu-.l ihen to I i/a 
,".1; I'll J piant. 
'w.liC) Mimre a\l.!rH- 
Uui musiial question. \V' 
wcwld we Ix- wiih<»ui must. 

Well I.1M. I wouldni be 

bored oui of my mmd if I 
weren't lisicning 10 you. 

Oh gootty now all iiie 

nominees get to do ab«)ui ■ 

minuic of their stmgs First we 

mnllnued on paj>e 10 




3nrn.w i:'^>i:]i,, u . ■ ; ],;,,.„ ,„.... . 

,:3R,i;l ,;:»CTtl»,,I :■■..,*. • j ' '. -r. '\., 

taiiy *nj»r » j„ :„..,::, :;„,. .|.j. ,.jbi.,,,,.. • 
A> or; ,;i,-i,i:>i artel ittmam Iw has -3, ■■ 



■f*« 



.Jwwi«in,ti,iMj,,»nii)iienuo« a, 
ii™on,:,T-, 1 



. - If I HucMwt Bi»»ni<j|»n 
' ' • ■'««««iolIxnAi,o,tB,, 

. ,; ; ....,.j,„......... ... ,,. , _ . ,,__,, 

••■ .'■>•-- COI. OS'S - 

"■ ■ ■■' ■'"■ "'•.'■,' (laauuJ »mMtnian«t 

■ , ,,1 ! , ' ..»<hm .an •»no.,Ri,.„ary rmt arm .•:■ „.« a;: .■:,} (r»m 




'Ammot KMEmnmit xaots MAJu^owotiwJ^ 

C.>...Pr:«l»»I atJl LEWIS Mu»c by HFUHF t^ANT^TOt 
».::...,. .,,„.r„r,yHM«mWIXUF ■•••■' ... ^..lAi t 3CHIITO 

H ..."■ . .■--•absPliCWJT ■ . "' ' .."ii^S. 

- • ."-.:..::,";.,.•■ ■■--- OKOfi ..,:. 

SIMTSAfmiSto^TnaATKESEVCTYViaM 




Five 



Mv dear friend Dan glwles aioni; under ihe iwculiw noiiori that lik-. 
Ill It's twoadest sense, is essentially a matter (,>f'hi!. rakish response to a 
sporting challenge by God If anyone else really cxims tn Dan s eyes, it s 
merely K a pair of hands m a fosmic applause machinf dr^prwd lo keep 
him molivaied. 

He lies six feet, four inches long and weighs K-lwct-n ,.,(H) and 
220, depending on hts latest tout wiih the h.irbfr His I'ace is a laijic, 
hastily arranged affair of terminally half lidded eyes, a nose with the 
accepted numK-r of holes and lips that approximaic the i'lniinur uf a pair 
of amorous armadillos in the missionary positnm 

He is a master of the old schixil. The quimesseniial .mii'twro, A 
noble-heaned Quixote charging windmills on his moilicr s ( ioUlcanl 1 le 
is immune to both fad and fashion, he reacts not froin cakiilaiion or 
affectation, but from the well-spnngs of self-knowledge trtim a soul as 
pure and clear as a crystal pool. There is a stanling correctness lo him, an 
unwavenng conviction amid the h.iiiermp hroadsidcs of public disd.iin 
So. no matter what our opittion of his chosen path, we must at least say 
of him "There is a man of singular character! Profound in insight and 
counieous m self expression'" 

Or, maybe he's just a btjoj-ehuund, ., . tough call, 

» * ♦ 

I rang the bell of Dan s house and waited After a moment, a voice 
not Dan's came through the intercom l>rown m a cold vat of whiskey.* 
it asked, , , 

"Death, where is thy sting ' I responded and the dtxtr to Dan s 

hou,se was opened to me. As codephrascs go, famous quoLifions are 
generally unatlvtsaWe, but Dan refuses to believe that anyone who can 

eom,pl:ele a W,C Fields line could possibly mean him, harm (W.C. Fields 
to you and mc, "The Enlightened ("hit-" to Dan), 

[| was Felix who let mc in 

"How long?" I asked 

"Six days, full throttle. No sleep, no solid ftwi" Felix imk my 
co« and gave me an affectionate hup, l-elix is one of those gentle giants 
who can track an egg with one hand and a skull wiih the other and not 
break the yoke. The same is inic i'<i his hnnhcr Dctberi That's why 
they're on Dan's binge payn»ll 

"How is he?*' I iiSikcd 

"Fairin'piorly." answered I-clis. "I have two»ura«OiiiBH«i«l'C»l 
one. He's comin" out t<xt stosv. I'm plad you came," 

"Ftxxl'.'" 

"A dextrose I,V, ami JD m ihe i;erl»il bottle," 

"Bourkin's not fotxl.'' I stirrcctcd Felis. 

"It is to him.~ he corrected mc. 



One bei,ir. 



'M nn iil O.r'S ". T'fc * 


,-M- is amflccd and ccfttifpcd i«> a 
! m t»n 




,,■ hunj: 


•■1 the TV screen, 
. tn\ cn\p, uhitf 


ihe •tkm iKi hi". I.ttc was pi.,i,|fy and 
^heet". "The spoti! !•! On," lunilvs arrbil 



I gave Felii, the iniali. 



After going through the trip receipts 
"Seven thousand dollars, not mclutlini: tinliiv 

■'Wow'" replied felts .iT'iK S'- 
b.irv lit eight states' The pus ^ .i naV }i', 
moderation atrophys ihc tnim.in spin:, iwv. 
necessarily opjHsses individualism. He says there's a ci ■ 
excess, a oneness vsiih creation, lie s.iys itiai the b.intiuci ci i 



'''iimircd .md ^iviy.ninc 
r me .mi! Delberl hew 

It % a ,' ,'' so It 

nee to 
>houtd. 



be attacked with lip-smackin', belly -stuffin' gluttony He says the Bible, 
the raliTiud and the Koran .ire just flowery diet Nwks' 

"He also says that Jack Daniels should be sainted. I said 

sarcastically. 

"I know." said felix. '1 signed ihe peiitu>n he sent to Rome. 

* * * 

"Hello. Julie." I said to one ot the nurses, "what hour is it",'" 
"Oh, hello Mr. Sweeney. He s m the tenth hour now. 
■•Thei\,hc should be seeing All-Star wrestling and religious 
programs on the TV and he should have Guinness Stout in the gcrbil 

lx>ttle." , . , 

"I know." said Julie, "but there's been no sign ot cerebral 

activity. . ^,, , . 

"like squiTTtls living in his head' Put beer tn the gerbil bottle and 
■nic TCKl Club on the TV. How's his skull''" 

"Still mushy." 

"Wait an hour and start vitamins and liver massage. 

• • • 

The process of regaining speech began as Dan tried to repeat 
sounds he heard on the television The wrestling program, for instance, 
provided "I'm gonna turn him inside-out!" (Ubga turnip ibsa dow!) and 

the religious show had "Go<i wants you to send money!" (Gob wassu 

sem bunnv' Sem bunnv .■.'. 'm ,''i 

• ' • • 

1 entered his room during the nineteenth hour. "Ahb nod a 
docker," Dan barked at the TV. bud I pay one on TH' 
I pave him a gentle rap on the nose, 
"<)h, heblxi Peeber." 
"How do you feel' 
"Mudge bebber, danks. ' 
"Can you think?" 
"OcHild I eber*^" 

Your in the nineteenth hour of the seventh day. You dropped 
seven grand in eight states and a hundred sixty-nine bars." 
"Allchanninj:," 

Want some ftwid ' 
"Maybe in a cubhle vcars. I got hair in my mouf " 

"Gargle some Nair. 1 m gonna put water in your gerbil bottle 

■mm.' 

■■■'Nettofklnr 

"I guess it can wait." 

"Where's ehyonc''" 

"Out in the kitchen heapin' hosannas nn you," 

"As well dey might, I inei de Lord dis time' '" 

"'God,'''" 

"Jesus,. " 

"He's gwxl, 'Where".'" 

"At l>oyle's in Denver, he wnds bar ihcic He's a negro 

radiant.''' 

■•Afn>-Sh«wn under fluorescent lights. Besides, Dcs Monies is as 

fir wie St as y Oil got." „ 

"Oh. M'aybe 1 was having an out'Of^bcKly thing then. 

"What did He sjV" 

"He said that the cold weathet ly^.'^' M,- a.:vu-e shnvc! 

"MayK- you should keep that suny lo wiurself. Stick to the cosmic 
iBHrity of excess stul'f," ,,,... 

"You're right, but now I'm vKuniering if I overtipped Him. 

"How much did you give 1 Inn '" 

"Ten bucks." 

"'Your path is paved." 

"Mfhrai'- ■■ "■:■■■■•■■' " 



I Ic w as 



FIRST PERSON 

"Yiiu can call inc a 
Cinematic Hospitality 
Enjiineer or you can call me 
an usher, just don't touch 
riashlifiht." 



M«Bv uf my klUtv mberi •» jmi high M'd 
whu need Mimintr "•■oflt, Tl»l'» okij. I tkn* thru, u:i- 
rope,! hut iliry i«u*l'ly miwe on Winr ifcej turn illwetiip 



to iht 



I'l 



in\ 



iJ,Mi' 
■I. li> 



,i„K|J 



Ih-m 
rtlu. 

»P:lh,. I ^ . ■ ,. . 

|mmn,i 11 1 

Spr ih 1 

•n 1 

<ni|t 
hm I 
tlltri. 



ihe ■•tiitpenui smcr i* » najtw 

■ :» nn'ci-Mi «i iliii (ieU ,•»»* ike «»«•« 

l«iNt, Bshicn fiini Ifl €,i*I'l«ifc 

,';ii,Hii be limit ,r,ni:«i|i,h lo a>o»ey 

- loud ih«l it Jimirljs Ow ••iht-r 

gill. m«yto. 

J.' ff jBttmotv m *■ itofci,, " 

,. iiclher pr w' 

". 1 ma>t yi:^:,t 

.ll,.TI ■ 



j!if» iJuHifiK oui ffopte't «><« 



....,■ .....;■'(> tap tnd ,|ii«i *»lk iioimd, Vmph crois the 
ilteri »h™ ihi-y ire mr tuminjt 

I like u> ihinl .■( the mcvie ihe»m »t a micTM-ojm. 

1 wtkti down »emon uf itie wmid we 1i»e in, Si,imcu,me«, 

lot ii»t,i«:*, ,tomo,.IK •ill bmg cnounh money lor 

,[i(.k,,.'. Ki.f .,,.,,. f.i,. r».i'.h'i,rTi .,. ih.-ii- <. viuii hunger And 

Y(. , .ine with A cold 

i„, , , , ,, .. .ise Btil there's 

:-.,i;i ui.,1. l,i,i.c uiutihici j,nJ haituneH »nd kiumg, 

■■.en mifte per ^ jtpna ihjin the rest of llie wf.rld. m 

■ii.' world couM ulie > lc«on frum movie Iheilrei, 

■ ■■, 1 ItJren'j; milmet't asc ihe Ix'lr iimre df the usher 

, ., wl ihr.^e titll." rn,.n<.u"r^ ruiinmit jiruim.J screimung 

■ ..h and RaHMnetle-i Ullo 
'- \ lo work itic maunef-i 
,■11., A^'f -,.tK i.M,., .^.■■■man pn miid hrcaiise 
,1 iniide her Iwil surid <i •m-rm^m ihroughoui the mam 
l'e.iU.f,- t( >!■".■ •liilr, 1 '*.im hiltl jlrimhlentMl oul. why lljd 



Mid pUk 

it"« ai«li- 
mve a, 1 



Bat! •,ii« f"^' 

«,■*.■-.- ..,f.I,-r I>,-,:,rr- 



J,l /ijM ■I,.1i 

.. IV 



iirnt I'lTi tu >i nitt ii;, i'ng it. 



tn,sUi). 



■.Lindi i»w, •«"« moi eeeii iiBowi 
III, ,;, ,:u! pmrorii Tliit'i imorhet v.-f 

ci»!- ' , , . ,, 

pttn 

far ^■€\l .,li"U'TUiC. ,»,.. t," i,Ji:Tn«nH.,,r,ii.,^ ,,..i rt.n -i," ". i, > . ««,.! 

■uplKtld Jwitre ptittc) 

Sl*i,\ II ,1 m,!in\ 
l*»e,i*ii»« ! ■ 

t'»« IJWIl » I'l'lil m:'i» ■l»l I'lTIlc J'tiimnf, rnvwii ,ii,™i ■Liifl 

jiol iwnt ■•( lil*t ,|>in>n!i ilflW 10 lie ,(o,i»id. Stmy t* i iB.i: 
rtanit ti it. 

Whe^n f,o^nwooe *»,'yi thi' wirr.t ■■ 
lhou|;hl that ..tmie* lo mrnd ii the ,■: 
. ' Wett. there'* iw deny^iT^j; ■' ' ' ■ 

.;iled With a «'eTv *p,ii !"'('>■ v .■ I'.i 

.irri J Vfiiil^e 1 h * hc:J».t, !',■ : . ['■a.c r 

■.,'incttmrf ihou|sh. I,»*e ai rui;t!,i. 



•ilh Ihe lie*ivy pild IwwiKl* and 



:«l yeitr •ben a woman tjiirie 

IK- ,»!i..i v.ita ^■iie h.iia u-ii her hatiy I allowed m- 'how 1 

> n;a,l torry u> hear *«. ind it lurm out she's not 

iit!c jhoui her Jmvfriend. she'i lalktuj! ,ahoui her l■ll^^ 

.'■.(■ li,i.t oinplaied her (l»in,n l>i,by' Writ, she wa» 

.,, : ..Ilh %>.hj inJ all lh»l und m^einwlnk- I'm running 

■Lirni Llieekinj; all Ihe plaeei a hahy could j{et inio. hur 

■tai no'wluw » he ioimd The wonun hy ihw fwim is 

'M 'jpiisl, « .anyone who ha,s nM^pU^:■ed their ha'hy will 

ind After Imtking i-vt-rywlu-r.- 1 cr.ul,l ih;nk ..1, I 

,..k inlo Ihe ihealre lo think ihc ihing oul when 1 

'..It leiil ^ in row M i« noi m the upright powii^m 

nvemgaiion revealed • hal^ Mock w all ihe gum 

, ,. ,. y. ,.,.o,,..i' .1 .ii..ftn Wi'll, II lurnft oul (hal thin oi 

h.,h, ,.,.T'i.ir., 1^ real pU-,4Si:d lo 

,(. u i , . . ■'I llic month for 1ind:n^ 

Tl«»«i<J. 



Upcoming 



Kt|i««iiMi (»■ ilK mmm€t. I«». mMmmc 




mm id t^pmmm^. Mimi4h<" >■ ■ , ^ 








t.AitLl,,r: 




A|r«J .. ■ 




Hi) ],.MJ 46 

■^tH 




•NOiMWOWTMEKi • • ^«V' 




Atinl H 4 :» 




*y. 3 * * !' 






siiiiaiijffin 


!ltl,» ». 11). n , . 
it tJ 






■ !|:*,i:mi 



The Harhingfr April 14, 1988 



Page 6 




wm mi 



WHAT: Sc«tt Jones 

Generic. P.3riy 

WHEN: Mondaj'. 



JL«r April 18, a::00 p.m 

rt'H'Cflf. Building J ■ Room 143 




'■i'T 



, MEWSPRPER 



UK.tA . May bs 



Free Videotapes 



Thrri* is lifi* after nillege. 

V\r h.lM" ,1 IH-U -^i I |.-> "I '. i>i' 'M.ir'"-- 

I hat ( >( v>\ h 1i • < -Ns* ■! null 1 1 1 li 'rmal h hi 
ft,»r lliat iiir\'ita.blc j«>l> M-;t.ri-h.. Th-y 
inrlinlctwliilriwliai caiwo matdi 

>iHif siM-cilir int<iv-t-- ami >-kill- 
Unw to|>tl( I < turf I II T a H'Minn- .11 lit 
|. H ■(: 't j; in. • f or a.n 1 1 1 1 1 •» 'A ■ i» -w \\ h a i . 1 1 1 • 1 1 h ■ 
I, .mitila.'- 1"! ■'■ni . ■ I"' 

:l . i» II I .11 •■•■! 11.1 .1 lal'tJt* 



m.i: 
roll 



Sloi> ill li>i' a iKHil iit\\ ^I'.ii 



VWtfOrtlWt ■*«H«l>tt I" Tm Catttf PMnnmB 
C«iH»r una mmmmnt 0'Hie» Coin*;! Ciicrw 
Corr til lkS4T. 



(.■oniplflc \ouT .V.Aa"ar di-gTPf 



at 

BARAT COLLEGE 

u,.rdu. - ■■ ■"•"'■• ' ' ■ • :■■■■■■■"«' 
i"i;"Mi:, :.: . ■ . ■ -: ..;,■■! ■> 

• I);l\' iUlii ' ■ ".i-'M-- 

• Suti'im'" 

• Ch; 

• Imir. .iiriviMllg 

• .\diiil ['f I'll'!'' 

• I)ii-i>timf ' ' 

• (■(rnvt-rii- '■""> l"fniion 

Scliedule a campus vigil: 

Siitiirdiivs »:*» a. m. -noon 
Weekdav s SrIlO a.m.-t:30 P-m. 
KveninKs B> appciintinent 

("oniuci H.ir.if C'lllegf A<:lmis~i.>a> 




The Harhingcr April 14, 1988 



^News 

•J Violence invades spring break resorts 



Ttie 1*0 large SI noli o( 
spring hreik CJHH. al foci 
Anmsat, Te.«.ii and Pilm Ikm*. 
Ciiliteiua. MHiteil II) li mrtsa 



In ihc wora: vrinit Iweait 
mxing. sinct I9U, ftmii peopk 
Kcrc sliWwl «4 two police 
.iffk'cri tmn M tm esumiled 
}.iW> vncaikmini juiilaitx noieil 
on Musuwi IsbK! Mimth 20. 

No »:»c is swe N>w ihe 
mulmgtii hCK-ll mil tw iln' isbnd. 
juii offshore frO'in Coifm 
Chruii. fccgtn. ■Ithotigh 
^K)ltccman Jim Kaclin nolcd. 
''ihCTf K a utnKiMlous mwwini o( 
inkuitjtion lO'ing on. All ll 
ukc« It I'or KMicone lo Imim|> 
■Ml) ■somamt else lo slurt i not* 

Other wiUKsscs repcmcil ilw 
vioteiK-e heiJin when a 2*- yew- 



old man tut * 16- year-old girl 
with Ms cm, which was then 
overtiiimcd and tmilMit hjr angf^' 
bynndm. 

Though thcjuil suh«nuenily 
WW' Ucalcd Iw minor atmiSKBs at 
a tiKAl hiHptliil, it look KM) 
polct officers using hclico|iie» 
and tear gas lo break up tin: 
enitulfii riol. in which a car was 
nin tnu the Gulf of Meuco off a 
pici. a |)oialilc loilel w'ln tHmat 
:i»l riKlu wot thrown. 

IMicc arrcsied eight pei'ipk. 

Palm Beach, California 
p<^lice arresied 75 people and 
■isitcd citaiiont to 100 others 
diirtng a weekend of sporadic 
figh«iiig and P'uMic drunkenness 
.aniMg the SO.WK) students 
vaaWMininf in town. 

"When you ht«t ulcohral 
unolvcJ," >iiiid p<,ilice Officer 



Karen Bolu., "m.ouihs -.un 
(jewag t)ig|er. and guys ^lart 
thinking they're tougher than 
iheyare." 

Hole J»id the innturc of 
100 degree heal and .ilcohol 
contnilwed lo ihe tlisturhaiit-es, 

The« not* were the worst 
mitc ApnI. I'm, when hundreds 
of high school and collcgt 
students threw mc:ks and hcmle^ 
at police and rippisl the thnhc- 
off women at Patm Bcjcb. 
CalifoiTua, Police arrested 50() 
jKople during a week of drinking 
and yandalism.. 

Holli leponcd a similar 
incident m Palm Springs where 
lit 1986 huKlittls of stwknts ran 
wild, vandaliasd propeny. ihrew' 
nxt'S. assaulied a lemiile paaerby 
ami hricfly look over the central 
husinesi disuitt hefore police 



;iif)vea in to arrest 71* peopte anil 
-.'.lie 4M% (iiations 

Saui- i(u:^€ iriiuhlcs. ihi: 
U■»a^ Cmlt (VuM. Januita and 
Dayion Bc*h. Florida., tiave been 
the only areas still advertising lo 
encourage college siudcnts to 
visit them liir spring hrtak. 

».' ■ ■. [Hincctly also H 
.. ..! discouraging 

.\ii,,, ,.., illegians from 

vji:aiiofiing, in imlilional places 
like Mj/.allan. Nogalcs and 
Rocky Point. 

"■ There aren't very good 
fee ' ■ ■ • * • ■ ^ ICO ahoui young 
Ail , .ud Uiiiversity t»f 

Ad/una Dean of Students 
Rosalind Andreas, who added 
siiKlenis "are behaving as il' they 
don't have to he responsible for' 
their ac-tH>M.' 

Andreas"! office, hcfiing to 



jireveni siudents from olfemliiig 
ihcir hovis, published a lisl nl 
inp gudelmcs advising studenis 
ihey don't tuve the same rights m 
Mcxtt» as they do al tHime 

According lo Andreas. 
Nogales and Macallan Police 
have imprisoned rowdy I,' S 
stiidcntt in recent years 

Moreover, m early M.irth an 
Aii/ona .State I'mversiiy suideni 
was killed when he fell off the 
top of a tram carrj-ing a group ol 
students to Mazatlan. 

In Day Mm Beach -by fai now 
the most popular spring break 
liKale, this year hnnjzing an 
estimated 5W).(KX) viiidonis m 
town— sii people died ibis si-jMin 

The faulitics (x-cum-d when 
vacationers. rep«)rtedly drinking, 
fell from hotel balconies. 



Graduates' job hunt 

unaffected by stock 

market crash 



> l».Sl 

College Gradu-i! 
shmild acl more job ■ ^ • 

i-s than presious 
. jwned the College 
PUciiiciii Ciwiicil (CPCi. 

The slixk market crash ol 
. |»» has had virtually no 
■11 corptjmie recruiting of 
iit-vv f;iad,uates, even for students 
who have earned their m.a.stcrs in 
business aitminislralKWi. accord- 
ing to an assessment of student 
i,i(> hunting sim:e l'W7 ctmduclcHl 
f 'PC 

•.-..icjm engineering 

■ \- best, getting 

i.,iry offers of 

>.vj- ■..iJi.i c. rt,' spokesman 

D.ivS'n(.<ulK-k. 



It,.- (-!•(■■ K I It ih western 

tiigan State 

, ,i I ;'i;'- r.h forec-asts 

ol how many companies will 

visit campuses lo recruit catfi 

year. 

In their forocasB. lektlicd in 
tXxemhi-r, ht;iih Norlhwesrm and 
Michig-in Stale predicted the 
I rash would narrow studenis' ji* 
prospects somewhat as 
corporations, worried t recession 
would follow, said ihey were 
cutting then hiring by five 
[KTcent. 

The CP<: iHl we«k said 
preliminary feedback from 
(ilaccmeni offices on 153 
campusc-s indicates companies 
have not scatal down their hiring 



after all. 

in fact, m,iiiv imh-.-^ »i 
majors say sia.rtmK ^,lUrv otfers 
.ire rising. .*ia:ouniing grailuaics. 
for insiance. are getting average 
sianing offers of %2}.^lb. it 7.S 
pcrcem salary increase over the 
average July. I<'»7 offer. 
according w ihc CK'. 

.■Vnuuig Ihe oilier majtirs and 
!,inmg salars offers 
At-rc riu's li.inic.il 
ciigiikviH i'>;4,lilHi. ..Ihcd healih 
(S;4.04Si. nursing (S^J.-t^ai. 
banking and nnaikcir:;.ilSh), 
human resmit^ es i S I '» . ."; K4 1 . hour I 
and Tcsiaurani manac'emenl 
<,S1'»,012). advertising iSlH.-''7bi 
and purnalism ($ I K.^;4 (, 



A Man's Gotta Do 

What A Man's 

Gotta Do 

Ml viHtng men have one rt'spt»n>ibiliiy in 
.■imifnun. ll'icv ti.,i\e lo register wUii Select ni: 
Kcvlcc within 51 » Uav's ofthcir 18th birthtky. All it 
akes i.s tlvc tiiinutt'S .it a,ny ^xist uificc tt,'> fill out a 
iimple form So if > tiu km m a ytning man aht>in to 
iirn 18, remind him to register. Its one of those 



he's got to clo 

Register with Selective Service 
It 's quick. It s easy. And it $ the law. 

h pubtec sm-icc muttm ofihiipubllCJlion »d Sclccwt .Service Syjwi. 




Construclion resumes on campus aficr last summer's eariy cease work due lo foul weather. 
The project if cipcctcd to take ihrcc rnonini. 



I 

•4 



Comics 



The Harbinger April 14, 1988 



Page 8 







mm nt uB J»vj* 

-_ " rms 
mmmrmst mii^ 



1m m a/I Mfim rm \ I ux 
limfm.mmam- \\ cm 




■m nm mmcrm \\ cmi sum mm 



moMsm STUD 



■M met ma- 



•WW 



. am. I 
mm . 




Pii//k' Siilulion tin page H 



•CROSS 
1 CrWi'V coMoq 

4 PnKtpitous 
» 'ten* o' '>o<»'« 

14 tkifW* 
U FonawJ 

1 1 iSWuip P«n 
UPnolWl 



3,5' f •prm«'' 
RlMtM') 

:i7 (mgauM ot 

M Higlt CUM 

t\ CcimpwcplKM' 
42 DittrlCt m 

■41,!!! H'lf^'tt' 

4S OMM 

4t Sl»»S«« •■• 



Weekly 

Crnssword 

Puzzle 



Awesome 

Sayings 

on 

WORDST}\R 



75% OFF for Faculty and Students 

Reg, S495 Now Only $125 



24 0«»f |0» 

2'r SkA 

Jl Snw* 

JO Shori i«ei>,«t 

J18»™>IK>i'0' 



S11 

SI S«l«t« 
S4 Nitn* nwlal 
SSS*«tt 
M PilcM** 
ST Knock 



;w snip"i *mtt 

pi 
34 Gut*] 'slow 



tSoltleait 
1 Cm*) 
3 OOfmanf 



4B«f.l.:i. « 

fl*ty 
7 Fi'» ift'« 



• 8» ult 



t' 


} } 


■' ' 


■"T?" "" "i^"" 


3 


I* H . ■■ 


F 


i 


-■- 


-1 


^i 




■ 


iPn 




s 


5- 


% 


1^^ 

^ 


■tt; t 

hir 


u 


i 


W 



WordStar Special 

Camput Tecl»nok>»¥ '"Xtuc** 



S1!S 

sns 



I ' ' :*- 



f«CM(rv 



y, 



Features 



The Harbiitgcr April 14. 1988 I'agc 9 



doctor's 
perspective 

4 cont'd rniim |>t' ^' 

j,.;;.,'!.'.. •... ;i.„,: . j-. * ': .1 ':- '■ 
.•I ln.;n,l,, lii -1 I -ri'.Ji ■• :. '' ■■ ■ 
L>>m,: i-.lunHuHi. jh.iui llit 

il;s->»,l,;t. Sjfllin'i I 'iiilll.l Ilk.- 



Lit l'atrK.1.1 Sjiilimi h.is. ,1 
(i«t(i-\vi.iiul (Krijiftlin: iin null) 
.n|K\:i^ ol' hftltb tare. Hul i* 
firmi.jj'tty nmtcmcJ wHi't Ivjilinj 
the (i||»t, igatiirt caini Ji:««mlt:rs. 
Khaaitiit a<liiie:im<iii as s iTimary 
prcvcniivi- mi::!--:- ■ "■"•■" 

jJviK'aiuie', Cui , - . , 

ateom then hmUc-- Ahtmn$t> 
Siintutti will run t*: '.•reikiing a* 
jny o( ihc wimitar* ncKl week. 



F.ducation is 
primary 
preventive 
mea<iure. 



HeallH "• 
tctetluU 



HeaCth Corner 

A message from the Health Center 



,^ i 


. ■ M..4I\ 


U<'\ 


' ucmLii. , '\\>ul 1'* Ul 


(..'liriiia' : 




J thr l.'hn(ii|,: Kiwufn 


lircHCn' 




M-iKSH Wrtk Hrcisk 




v< 


■k AliftWi Vnmc «■»' 






■t'uvr a.v :i C'. ■■■ 






h( ii'* ii't v:ti'" ' 






'"■■■-■■ r«."LuU\S I';-'... 







iijimiiM itntt m»ifr]il<t 
,-n on i.m- 



Dull' 



r>K (.1 



•Cllt- :V 

1; ,.; , Lhf Heiilili Ser- 

vitc vtM do finger slit I thiilcs- 

tcriil <» f>-(Tiing for a $1 fc<: and 
■- ' ("nmmunHy Hcwpilal 

. ■ rrvi a Oicm Scnx'n 23. 

,.iii|>ieu' Wc«>il cmmi 

■ !n~ u, ■.( loijiiiros a II 

ii.nir l,l^l ami an apptnrumcm 

iHU'd he «:,h«<luk:d ai W7-X*,)0. 



1 111 lu 



••.[\ Jk 



H.D. »ill uke m 
■ ,...■* al lh€ ai,fiK-k''. 
■ injit n«sk tluring u.i 
.; j . iinpli-titiri in Ihc pf 

riitf .S'fRiils Null'' 

Nittmxw ftw the Pt; . 

'ipecilic nuW'KiiLs iut li Jt- 
ii(lr»l«. riuidi. elec- 



ifinp aid 






/.lie in ;i!!<.! 



.iiiil liedliti lare. Ii i~ 
li-iii op(ytnumiiy u- 

.haillh tf>n«-<»ii^ne'. 
tliSin<:« lifesiylev 



enjoy Ihc 
iiies and 
iilal .iriil 
s* .'line -is 
.in I'^cel- 
inercase 
and cn- 



1, ■■ini'iii 

KLiik. i.i[i .i 

■.treeniiiii;, pulnumju'j luntuoii 

wrcening and compuiciijied 




l,:,ia. .'I 

en *il.! pi- ■ ■'' I'll .1 

ittrieu of iO|ik i > t'>i e^jmrle. 
cm Tue'«djy, A.pril 1^> fVwm M'X'l 
•• ■ '> 'yi p.m m HiiiMittig M 
ml rh*en. Sw*e 

...:.;. uk) F'.ji ILilimcn, (a- 

inlitilliirs i,)( inldernv'v. ami ttd 

i.-niure oilijvaiu'n, will [jrewnt. 
J CWknfc loiM- 

l'.u:\; : ' '■■ '■ W'l-'fi 

»t«'C liii.-: ''iiilihin; 

't menui .iml phjM 
■s. »ill Icuni .it'X'iii 

' " ' vn,; r.'k 

■ '■'rif and 

'n linen 
-■ ■, „ ., . ■ I'- 111 liiw 

ifkl kthi|x:ij<u: wilt) ii(tit"r\. Thu 
s a [tiU'ln: >pali%~e program am! 
*ekr.iL Jhiil'k"^ '^hHitJ tv W'om 
Dii U,;,,tiiiC'..Ln, Ajirtl ,?ii 
1h>!it ^ I. «j p ni h,h i 'id p„m in 



;'u i'<f.^n# !:.»»' •.ri'IU'.4)^<Ml^4««*<'f"0««» I 0« ^v IP! ttt^#W'iaui iM flW llultfr'Kl Oftlrr, f *a#ri|g' 4. 



1%M'*d«*. 1#<'' I'l 



."'»§ Vim !»#» «>• l*«*Hlt«* 



IP*™t 1 l»Hn«fT|,*i;:wi» 



- " Arm Ffi'TM 






ri'«.»»ii 
i " •' I'- 



" U'lll*''*'*!'*''''''!* fll#tlllfMIII"i 



™=-"" " lSl¥^' 






l>Uliiini{|i Hits (hlWHIII^ 

- f>> tlhiiMiMri, 



'THt 'ItHXiXttHi 1lHiiuH.iH|lH;H1 |||||||{p 



■ " »t> 1 



r m ( 



MMK «MMIt YOU WUII to WOIK '* 



UNiHALAND 
*U)OMAHDOfHCt. 

UGHl (WO:USIilAl 

TEMPORARY JOBS 
AVAtlABLE...TODAY! 

' 980-8900 



\:;nirorce 



ROOSEVELT GIVES YOU A LOT OF CREDIT 

(AND CREDITS) FOR CONTINUING 

YOUR SUCCESS STORY 



We y«ter5ta«l that vuu vf mvestwi a lot ol 

■hard ■*iofk m ytxir educ alien irnj «:• don't 

Ihink you siiaiW lost:- I'TfcM--. ovi?! techo«a1- 
itws &'*tien"vou trcinstt'i to fi,'«isw(:'it «s 

miihe fv'; "•''"■" '' ' ■ '■■■'■'■ ' *' ''■':"-■''■• "'' ''■'■ 

easy a' 

tnctudtng Biology Business Ad"- -■n-iMti'in 

Cc«r.nii, ,tl.i Q,:-i(-.rn f fi "iinilinM - . f ' ; ■■' ■il'l!,l 



fwtch lacuily. small classes and c»unsetofS 
ready to assist you m obtaining financial aid 
Ev«n il you're not quite ready to transler, we 
urge you to talk with one o( our counselors, 
p.:,,,..,...,-, .-..->.t.,. :,«:., ,ac :i tmootti transter 

.■■r visit Our 
Doi^rilcivMi Campus, our Albert A Robm 
C.ampus m Arlington Heights Of our new 



1 



|:WfliV«i|i T KIPI|l|.ii> 

iR# fiiiiiiiiiiM 
Wktpni 



«0f>cf[',,'C ■ T xlkjivf "^ii'T ¥ 



-4 ROOSEVELT UNIVERSITY 

•' Wfll SWING Of SUCCESS 



-«ll'(l«;J«Hll Ill"' 

Mil t)« * 



Entertainment 



The Harbinger April 14, 1988 



"And the 
u inner is... 

(<iiilinu«(l ttnm p 






*»» Gkwiii 

, ..ti. '4;i.imi Si'Hinil 

Tlial's lurul i:>l Ukv 

.. (ijtl Mink rv>iitkv 

• I, I- '■■■ •.•■11 think. 

' ■ like like 



ii.ifc ttkitmA *okt' mc- up 
• . ...f. kill of B<.*Sc|ef's 
.,■ .. . n ■. md ihtn ihej 
',.,,vc 11..- i.:...il 10 p*t Ihc awaul 
!,i "I Hixl *c Time of my 1 rfe". 
I torn Dtny Dancing. IT 1 ncvei 
hear that song again the wtwid 
wrti tie a betUT pliic* ii) live 

Orii'iMl Scwrt-Thi! l...asi 
EmpCfor. Thcr«'« ihal itamn 
music «(.ii.n. Oh w«il f^ifi^ 
\lymt wroic »>m« of this, and 
iw's (Ire^iwil a* ii pricsi' Truly 
ihc hifh I*""" <»' «.'«■ '*•'«'* 

RcM Aclor- Mil heal 
;.Ktugta«; Wall Siri-ct. B» 
l«rf(>rmanec in F»u! Alirnctkin 
.cnamlv likln'iJiurt 

ttfsl Ailor »t •!»« 
iiwiirdK ihow- Jack NictoKon 
iweiendtng (or ihc tamcras thai 



he was happy it'i" f>i>uS'»** 

«,.>l Stuifl fi'nt- I 

wciie Uie winners o( 

,1,1 wn. llo VoM. Care"' 

i:,,., 'voiile 111! matan 

1.11 I . ' 

l»€*t I irtiimn*- Th* 

I asi Emperor. The imi-i.c i* 

(x-finning w iinm:rv.c mt- again. 

BtM llirrcUif- Bernatlo 

Bcriolucci; Thi- Last l-nip<«ei 

AIUT talking u> l.i».i- 111'.- 

(:>rchc>.lnl plays thai lUnin mii^K 

again. 1 't.'*' ">y P'" 

Bctl ScrYcn play 

ladaplalinn*- The i a^i 

EmtJcnic. The inuMi. play >■ V'v 

gMt 11 IllMkd. 

■ ttl .Aclresf <'hef. 
M.oon.rtrm:k. Different musit" 
L«*. M Ihal dress' l..M.k al thitl 

hocty! nUlopttow twlurt I gei 

Btsl Ftclurt- The Usl 

I-nipcror. Thcic's ihe mus.n: 
again. 1 think il entkd after 
lhi». ihtHigh I'm really tM>l wrc 
as three hullel holes in my 
ick-vision SCI someho* tauKd 
to picture MuUsappcsir. 

The l-asi t-mjKror i»ori all 
nine awards ii was nominated 
for and overall it was a imiMt 
numbingly humg p.»t(M>urri of 
gliw and glamor. I just can"" 
respect a show that s.luiioijt 
Retuni o( The L»*tng tXad 



Page 10 



KocV^^^ 



it from pane -' 

.ilrcadv tiecn ciimi- 





BE A CALORIE 
Bl RNING MACHINE. 

12 Month Stiidt'iuSpciial-SlS^) 

; ■.(■«'-ctj| 



Iriiturnii: 

• lull \t.nliiiK-* ItTllltSOl 
\.iuliliis.\ |.tiJ<lMH-\ 

• h-iT "Antlns 

• I iiiii|)iitM'i..''nt l'\rrt|st Hiki 

• t„trilio\.isnii.ir l.v.ilii.tiioiis 

• Vrrohii l<>» 1ll'l|Ul't. .lllil 

!'-"..*. s 

\X.lI<i K>i|l|i ( l.lsst's 

\i(iriti.iii.tl ..tini IVrsnii.tli/i'i 
Wotkonil'i"i'i;r->'"^ 
("nmis t iHiris 

• Sainimiiw 

• ("jmiiiti: B<-tls 

• \i,t,,iM \iirs«-n Si-nicr 

• lilrH-ss .VsSfsMlW'tl! ft'st 
\tlttiimsn-rfd lU I'.siTiiM- 
l'(l\Miili.;;isi 



1 iiriliiuj 
till'. Ii.i\. 
natcd. 

The hanks arc a small 
liurdk. Noting that Ihc addkl has 
already destroyed his credit thru 
riiinp;iymcnt ol rent, uulitifs. and 
.r, .111 tards. what dilfercnce is a 
l.jtikruplcy suit going w make"' 
Having established ihe 
tiankruptey solution, there is ikj 
need for playing pretend with the 
hankers and we may move along. 
Iht loan shark now pos- 
SI-SSI.-S the user s high s<.:h)ml ring, 
.in old guitar-no big deal as il wa« 
J gill from Santa Claus and he 
slopped bfliirving a long time 
ago. and he won the stereo at a 
Frclter s appliance lor being the 
on hundred ami fiftieth customer 
to walk through the door i«i ihcir 
big Ten Year Anniversary Sate 
Bay. 

this is a little hairy because 
'he vierco was the imlv thing he 
ever won. and he didn't realize 
that he was selling his soul in 
surtendenng his high sc-h<wil ring 
It's okay though because he 
knows he ciui probably scrape up 
ilie moncv to buv it hack jomc- 
ilav 

The lutilesi part is the 

lumiiv ihiiig- Ihc attdicl taiinm 

preieiid that there is no (amily 

leii. I»ui if the whole family plays 

III.: i-ame. then 1 guess all could 

111. ..• Ill prciend there is no debt. 

' h.-i! gathering in a huddle: 

r right hands in iJie 

.lil shouting simuta- 

iieoiisiy , Alley alley ocean, free. 

free, Iree". the pact would be 

legally bound 

Oueslion numher three, 
■'Who w ill I nei-d tii keep the se- 
cret Iroin' . has already been 
eliminated by virtue c.f "playing 
pretend" that the drug dws not 
cjist any kwiger. 

The final qucsuon. "How far 
will I need to lake this plot in 
iinlei u< fulfill my desire", is 
rather complex 

Some .11 the users have lost 
their lives in mt attempt Ui fullill 
their desires, sonic have vM>lently 
taken the lives o( others, and 
many mure, in their selfish 
pursuii itl ttieir insatiable desire. 
have completely destroyed the 
fabric of the lamilies who loved 
them 

fVrhaps plaving pretend is a 
liille fat fetched and unrealistic. 
Perhaps there is a b.:ller siiluuon. 
Perhaps we non-users could all 
just gel together and pretend that 
ttie iiddicidix-sn'thunus. 



l...ltl tubs lor 



iim| 



'lirtH-iH.i 



wmmD 



'*S.S:. 

-i.ti. 



I WfmtfirM late 

Offii f ( ampus 

UHKi \ Uoodtk'id Rd 

Sctuunihurs;, II. WU'.^ 

HS^f:lHt 



TRANSFER TO RAY COLLEGE 
DEGREE COMPLETION PROGRAMS 

ADVERTISING DESIGN, ILUJSTRATION, 
INTERIOR DESIGN, FASHION DESIGN, 
mSHION MERCHANDISING, PHOTOGRAPHY 

Thinilw up to m ewttt houm fo-tra i B«'»«"^*"» '*'«;!"„*■'*•' ^ 
•nd J-ywr *A8 (MgiM In «p«.ali»d m#>«. 0% ■'« "^n'ou 
Sianing Jun« •nd BwHwnbw Wnii or phmw lor catalofl 

RAY COLLEGE OF DESIGN 









t\ Jl Wt,/ «i N wib»(. *» 



„. Phone (3«) liO-JSOO 

Avonua. CMcago. llfirxxa 60611 
WooOnalO CatDfua: Phorw Ol»)»»-SM0 
600 Wo««w>ldDr>v«, Sehtumburfl, llUnot. 60173 



Upcoming 



The Harbinger April 14, 1988 



Women's 
Program offers 
seminars 

Wtwieii -. 

f "*«)■ '■-, «,„,„.„, 

Wurdays (liiwng th- Wan. 

'Ttiiis Saiunliy ilic nocraii » 

R««»fni: The R«, n„>..td 

Be ITtt- Brti ■rmirii,,,. tr,,,,, m j „, 

■^^'-' " '*'" 'idp ,,,,, ,,,,„„ 

«id.nu,y wh;« wuit-nwit mean. 

-m diiscum waj-s m pn-pan- lor .i 

"" <hr IJrtl, fc workshop 

^'f "Tlf Languanc of 



Page 1 1 



Harpist Com 
to Harpc 



The 



■"S 



'.t 



' rifts 



^ml ih'^ M. 



hii 



lt.>; 






Kiliofi »tl| twin A.M.'b 

«i(jjecl few April M). h ., 
'•Im to e-xpixi. *hai i., 

•f l»* » a*ipi, 10 (h<; ,,h; 

of llM; work pbte,, Th« 
»iB(»inA24;, 

The filial s<rrFinia( ,,( 
Sprim* semcsitr wjii ,„,. 
_ l-nderstimtinn ite Men ,„ y„„, 
■•'If aixl *ill (leaf wiih laenw* 
■*hcli iIcJiik; BiaK-u|,n„y. mate 
prtdttems and mnsms as'.dl as 
W)» Uicjf relate to malt-- female 
relaiioiwliiips,, Thf* will h(- ,,n 
'Vi4l. 

AH wmiimrs rmi' riwii <> i,> 
ipm mi COM S2S. ,k|wj:„ 
"untn. Mow infDrmaiKiii is 
m«l»We thrwgh tlie Olfic* of 
i-M'Umiimg tam-autin,, .W-iooo 
CXI. 241(X, ' 

Oae Tuesday seninkr 

>^;hc*i.led ft* Apr.1 2(, is calW 

l.ei»«ikMgj..,c,>p„,g w,th 

^•lymi ti'dod-fcy" «■)(! »,|i hji- 

"'"'"• 'P™'- *■! *i4h movmg. 

-■ chiljlren off lo 

'■ ■ ' ■' ■ -'I'lt as k-jsing a 

"'•"■"•'Kc. Afjiin, caU Wl-MKB 

"i.4i()f(jrm»m'tiif<)fmaii«:„ 

Bookkeeping 



Scholarship 

deadlines 
approaching 






area 



'».jji.it)lc ,in: 
" ' .1 l\tn ( "(upicr 

'■'I ih.' "'ijijun.ii Network of 
Wi.rocf) in ,SiiI,;s jiinuaJ 
stholafship fix female Business 
Ma>>ri; 

The Itlm."- t-v-'.' Vkimc 
Edtjtatiitnal ' ..fTer\ 

general sehfil.i.. ■ _ ^.-n ,,^ 

ibc llMwias (-', Scay Seh*»l;if\hi|i 
(m Hum pljiiwmg i tarcei m real 
estate (» an *ll«d field 

Deadlwc-s f« »)t ihret art- 
May l. 1 --■ 




Cttm'parr, ;, ,.,,.,, I 
HKt scholarships 
ilcr>«:mkms tif h. . 
JiiirgBdvacraiv. 

Applltailr; 

.is'ailahte through 
irihuioTs. 



.hi,. 



lh.»ii 

,i!ll-ilt' 
.tr. 



Seminar 



■ ■■'• 'x-lp seilnii; UP 

«a.ii,alr«»»ls:' B.:wikkfq)i,nK 

f'w »ill m,eei Wedmsdjys fnm 

"■ II) May II and cover 

« lip |ir(:»|K;r rccwds 



ClKIfS (ilS- 

srter:ins service 
>!ling |.«»).. 
I ling Ct«rs 

• ■ ' '"■■ '»l^-'!Hiri.n M-hoiafShip 

'■■■'"' J. PO H<n JIM. 
N'.m,h!iii«,4. Ill ««'V.<i. 

I "he dc Jill I lie l..f '.ii!'iiiinirig, 

'■'fiirl-'led Infills IS .!i,it> I, \'m, 

■i.'larship (umi itin i,,; 

iii'H; more than SMKI.CKK) 

fur itK K«jrthefi«H«x;.iil,ivcy»ar 



COMINC; 
S<)(J\ 

Sprins, iy«» 



IS'llPH,.lBJ:| 



'>«i*i..fci»mi 
••■'r>»,tcsi: 



'ii'«!'ll''€,WiiBB Seoiww 
■' lil.im.,*J4Hi 



'■'i'Sj'ilf"' '*"*"• '**''• 



M C«l>«lll««i,,!il'|!»i||lm|t*, I, 

l-Jpn..WJ 



IS-lMinJ'trT 



r.l.M|M«. A Iff 

* *«niincli*>l«.. 



N' M... 



Horns 'N' More Performing 
at Harper 



The Harper College Cultwl 
Arlj < onimiitce will present a 
uriKiue musical group Hom.s "N 
More on .Sunday. April 17 ai 
WtO pin m the Buiidini j 

This talented group 
iiuwicians 1.S comprised . 
memh-- ,| ,(,^ Chicagu 
^y"'> ■■i.ra, [vrlVirming 

'*"'"' ■■•' •al colleges and 

uavenities. and ouetandmg free- 
lance professional mu^n i.inv 

leaiu, 

and Unm, Opus 40 by J 

Brahms; Sonata for F(.,i 



and Ktiyihm Sctuon (191H hv 

Ala: Wilder '^ 

TuAet for the tonecn are 

available in advance from (he 

foUege Box Office and arc SI for 

"■•"vr students *nh activity 

■--l (Of other siuderas; .ind S7 

.idrnis^i.Mi i,,,r 



ot eiil 



'.ut of a .sunes 
»- presented 



■■"."luir jimiii u|\i>iiiin(i 
tall the Harper College 



WHIWlllhlSoMIc 

■MrrliinBiiiTiiwiil 
t|ll<il,MlliUil 

'?S.,!" '•«.'♦ <■«'*««• 



Jl ■&» liiaaiti Tiiwii ,r»ii ,1 
t limi.MIHit, 




•wpfKiioii*, rnTiiiiiaafm 

A Hareo'un Brace Jovanovicft Company 

FREI-: si-:min'.\r 

LAW SCHOOL .ADMISSIONS 
MBA SCHOOL ADMISSIONS 



III* IB It-K Uim, 
'••Jiip ii*i| 






* ■1>».*i<»mi:lkiit«m> 
l'f:iiiiit,,*t,Bl, 

*> 1ka4«<ait)<iiiiMr 
»«,iH,A«li, 

' tj^"-*;-*-*.,, .,„s„ 



/liie.j 









lull.. 
pri:\ 






l"«l*rwfei. 


tprit .",f i'. <»■ ^ .. 


ihi- , 






«fj. 


fMH 




IfWK 



THIS SUMMER 
WALK INTO 

BUSINESS VENTURES 

isrwhand about itm dav-ifv>ia« i«™«JL_-rT. .""»'"°»»bs Learn 

*««l »w School 01 Experierx^e ifia sumnwr: 
MANPOWER!! 
CAU. TOOAV FOB AN APPOINTMENT: 



SehiumbufB 885-0232 
o Mara 693 ^^^1 

NorttHjrooli 564- 1440 
Loop 263 5144 
■ 474-0750 



S'TKf" "^"^ 857-7333 
N. Mlehjgan Av*. 266-2903 

KanhUlW. (BIS) 939-7070 
Jo«i«(eiS| 726-4406 
Mjmmond, IN (2l9i 838-2253 
Mt. Pfosp«t 952 8110 




••■•Ol /73-1323 

0*»»rooli 932-7410 

•tapwvllto 357-6404 

SkohlO 470-8520 

•i. W»«nrtd« 447-8162 



MANPOWER* 

TEMPORABy SERVKXS 



E** CtlKMMt i™wo,» I 



The Game 



The HarbinRer April 14, 1988 



Page 12 



• The deadline for "The Game" entries is Friday. April 22 

• The Winner will be annoiiccd in the April 2Hih issue of The 
Harbinger. 

• When you have found all su locations fill out the entry form and 
place in box located in The Harbinger office, A.167. 

• The Harbinger staff and family members of the Harbinger siafi 
will not be able to participate. 

• The answers to the locations must be specific. 




Th« Force Dehind 

Chicago's Work Force DebbieTemt^s 



III i:..mn 
^■(iMfwiiHriii** All 






Entry Form 



Nam e 

Address_ 

Phone 



Location 

#1 

#2 

#3 

#4 

#5 

#6 




/■*«<:> B> ('ritrge Mitetler 



L 
O 

C 

A 
T 
I 

() 

N 
#6 



/ ^' 




rh.-i,' H: .\fi.iir~ Hdtms 



WANTED 



$75 Value-Free 




Call .=1-7-5388 

On* Horn Pnctogmptty 

Buffalo Cro\f« 




Classifieds 



Classifieds 



Classifieds Classifieds 

Ihe Harbinger April 14, 1988 Page 13 




Classified Ad Rates 



\nukni non-Ci'mmercuil 

'.jtviffjvlt lire frfr K'ith 



EmployBi«nt 

H>ln W»l»»ll 

LKAL SERVICES 

-'-■■- CONSn T.\Tii:'>N l.i't 

l,«lli( neeils incluJi; 

person il imurv 

. e„ r»»l esuU" Phi-ne 

- ~ . ; .ft n ■"; Ev«« *n<l 

•1 ,:■!-► '•-:,,: j,ppU «viilj>ile 

■ L-t o( Becker (-• 

10 K Menchim 

.; ij i n."'i , Sctiauinliurg, H 

TTPINC SWVICI 

'- > - • i c c u r i Hf « e r -i 1 1 r 

n*bl<? rjie>; S'-t"'. 

. ...ni Call I f : '■■■^•'« 



INCOME SERVICES 

nd Illinon IT'i 

h »i,B. ChitJ 
C»r», lUincHf %(■■<) 
:}<t4-tt)'(0 

Pro(ejsn,in»l T*i A »»..>'- i*l.#> 
Inc 121 S Wilkr Suite ■dJ'i 
■Ulinglon Heifhu. 11 6(J00"i 

SUMMER HEI.PI 

Summer Resiiuriint ttmip 
winted The Keliey told 
Haute 'Wiiilers WiilreJiet, 
Hoslrer<i«ns, Pirienderi 
CcKikt, tt Bu'ipertiifi* 
Write ^^2 KeHev Rt>»d 
BirnngHtn,, IL hOOHJ or 
call '■12 ^ni "■Vi<*\ 

EARN EXCELLENI 
MONET it ho IB • 

ASiemMv *<>rk leu'elrv 
toyn, olhen I'llt I '■'I'' 
l(ii%...It.'i'' eil nS4(*tI. 2-1 
hn 

llllIlJI.»llltll 



MADICANS 

WOODFIELB 

Ffil TIMS -^ND PAtT-TlME 

U'e currt-nil)' tittv* o».««lllf» 



„U-|flW»».B 



Cribjon SC w/ci»e Il<)0 
Ml will eombo 
J .. .rn PMl tan 

m»au!jr f I reus l"**!, IW11 
ittfto flinier 120, Reh 



1 , 1 Mi 

• y . 

Eipertence lift pi Ml. 'Im* ••» 
requif) Flellttl* hr* 
,,.. ii I »»■> le Eicellcrtt 

..■rmrjn> rufnetili rncluiltni 
;i:i f'ifrucn; m-l'o! ilisciiunl 

Plfise ipp'ly ■« *«' 
Peminnet rtepirlBCHt 



■;>,:lmiiTit<'..irg. II. 



fi;n calls 



C»I» Sut»n • 



,, «ia i;r«i« 

>:iilBII1iS"tin 
<i20-M:)2S 



EAR REKI 
FOl RENT 

p,|yitl Ltki B»r Shorei 
Conilo Betcn, fo". l»nn>»' 
»nd morel $10(1 per moral* 
Dot tlto»«<l. ity »'v'* *•*" 
Eugene •■ ,)« 2 •''»<'* 



SECIITAIIAL 



Piri i.<m« ieet»l»ntl 

..iTlTjt [Tfltce 

<J I. ■ ■ " 



.lull' 



\FH: 



THE ROOMMAtt 

SERVICE 

per!toni1iie<l etp«ni»« i" 

reni»l or morlgi«e etptnie 

ihifing 

Compiittbtlitv streenini tor 

•M»le/Femile 

•Smiiter.'X.-in Smtifcer 

•p,i. .-le 

Shii.. ■■ - ■ ■■■•' 

Call Itti tCiWO 

FIXLTIMESTUDEKT 

winH 1" »plit rent wilfc 
■ niother sludeni K»»<1 •<» 
(md mututl »pi SWF or 
SWM Cull tvfumgl • St-f^' 
onto 

foLUla. 

HOUSES FOl SAW 

c; ! 1 V r R N M EWT ROMIS f rolii 
|l •• Hep»irt SUIT 

p,.,.; :' back TAKSt 

Int ^.imc I ■ "i I « - 

4\'' 



m5 TOTOIA. 

MR2 t«d. eicrlleni 

eoBilllion AtkJBt I' "iOIJ 

C»IHl3-,Mt-J»'*'' 

I ♦•2 01.K ««W.A 
H»<cri,l>»ck. A*r cimd. rt«r 
del' , iuiom . pwT iieertrtt. 
pwT braktf, *M/FM iterto 
(i'J.oriO ».i'l«i Atktni 

$3,200 EietMent cond . no 
rU'l'l. 

RIO HOT l>«r|«t«»l 
DrU'l d*tl«r« c«ri, btnu 
l»liaei r»po «I Surplus 
lout Ar«m Buyeri Ci;»i*t 
H1»01"6I7-60IM) 

III, $- ro Jl 

HTT'O'LKarn.ASS 
&rou|'li«m. 2 dr V'-i. Auto. 

A/C, PS. PB, P». M Till. 

Cruite, R-tW . AM/FM' plui 
mi'ty new itcwf Rii«* 
gT««i> Afkini ll.'SW. c»H 

, .^-.-n ,'.1 nc pfifiRKCT 

\' ,• ■ I e ice 111" n 

t.,,1,,.-, i. Fully ItiideJ 

Many e'ltrit Call Paul m 
.)(»l-2100 en 2A0I or (*l>5 
l<»'»2 

Black Bra (or Kits an PuUar 
m i yn Old ■• t«l «'nd 
all leather Call Fd 

weekdays aller 2 p m, and 
Wiikt •«t»tf«r "'».' "in*-* 

l3--i'l tltiMi Roadilar 11 
Brown/Synbyrii Hardly 
uMd. received as a iifi ■« 
yfj ago Call Id weekdayi 
after 2pm and liltkt M 



I 



1 



HammonJ Piper organ needs 
work, *■'•'""' "''^>*f" ''"all Parry 
m t" 

FEK: 



Call Ted * 
iin-'^ I 1 ■■ 



A I I e n t 1 c) n 

rnlerented bodies 

The Harbinger need* you' 

We need *'rileri, editors 
and dedicated people The 
Hirbinger his all of the 
'pmenl (or desk 
,. . ,,■ , mng Skills Ihai 
y.iu can take *iin V"" *'ben 
you leave Harper 
If interested cuniact l.arry 
nr Pearl at ei( 21^1 '■" 



j,de lor 
guiiir 






.■ii;;r \PHY 

ne future of 
jll Frank p 




8S^.- 


<iRS 





FEMALE 


MODELS 


WANTED EARN 1300 


Pose nude or 


t,,,p ],.<;., f.:!.r 


t'oMege calenii.i 




IWD phoios 




CALEMJAF 1 


.111 '1> 1 


■pefc'aih r f- 


1 ■ '. 1 . ^ ■■ 


eait" 


■ by mail 


for 1 ■ 




ttRSm,ALS 





MASTERCARD 



RESEARCH PAPERS 

17.000 to choof* from-ol} •ubt.cH 
Low«t Prices. Lara0»t SdocHon 
Ord«r CaialOQ Today wltfi Visa/MC or COD 

— 1-800-621-5745 



Ordcrlnfl 
Hoi Lln« 



Or. rush $2.00 toi 

AuttUN't BM«arch 5»"'«»AJ?*- 
* 407 S. DMrtK>m. Room 1*>5 
CMcaflo. rt MMS 
„^.^ .^».>^h .I.O .r«<I.M— aW >awf« 



(tfT'RMr«ll»«thi 

L)t Hitthback 

Siereci Catselie AC, Eii 

warranty. t9.S00 or aiiunie 

"i 911, loan ptm difference 

Cgtl 

I'Mt'ltwiMMflMi 

4 ef 1 ,. itick Need gear , 

belli, ,A»kin,|| tl.^'SO. Mil 
Mtrk » 21f,:-'Ii|af 

RED sot »■•»■• liltl Drug 
dealers tars, boats, plane* 
re per d Syrplo» Tour 
•Art* Buyer I Guide i I ' 
SO'S f.«-?'..fia«l 

Fill s 1 1"?:)! 
.a.i:a,cjiiXiasm,i£i, 



.■i:e«l;l*«iil, 
, ,,,,-.1. 



••►■ ■' ■■■" 

■;k.ing t It'll '"all 

ll'i-45'i-61'>0 



Ko one refuset) Regardless 

.r credii hut.'iry Also 

■ i'i creda. Bo it 

.■*ri l..fTli»'%fi">" 

l-i;.', E«i CI'i'KIII.. 

2'1 hrs 

VtlleybMll Anyone'!' 
I 1 1 .,.. II I h e Will 
entertainm:ent - Volleyball 
on rmcouelball co^urli 
Clubs IT independent! 
wishing to Win (person, I a 
leam of four H* pl"> 
alter n ate* to play once a 
week can conticl Dan kuss 
Intramural [lireeior • eil 

ft 

f taw 11 al ihe party la»i 

weekend ■■ I think vou re 

adorable 1 like whit I hear 

about you fill giNid things 'I 

Are f available' 

From Ihe girl in the mini 

skirl 



ENTBKTAINMENT 

Enlertainers needed ftir new 

entertainment hnoking 

.iijenr'.' Jnd recording 

, k /<:ouniry 

manicians. 

niudels, e scorn 

.ivis encouraged lo 

appo All hri ijpen full 

ur pan lime M'F all 

races I Join our video 

dating service' Call 

Creative Video Pruductmns 

m 312^«03'^l>bb6 Ask lor 

Charlie or Rich Or please 

stop by ♦ .5414 Milwaukee 

Ave in Norihbroak 

Sanders Rd ai Milwaukee 

Ave (Alio needed, private 

investors 



ADOPTION 

My huh and ind I are 

interested in adopting an 
infant If you know of 

anyone who is considering 
placing i child for adoption 
please call eolleel » h! *^ 
3«2^2<»,?(» 

COLLEGE CASH 

We'll help you find ii 
Compuleriued service 
locates grants 

jchotarships. and olher aids 
that yoy specifically 
quality for Results are 
guaranteed Cei started now 
on neii fall Call or write 
tor free infer mat mn 
American Academic 

Services POB 4312 Depl A. 
Northbrook, II. ftOfl(.5'43l2 
<i7'7-2841 



NtEd cAsh For 
coLlEqc ?? 

f I4» MBJ.ION 

IN I INANClAl AID WlNl UNCI AiniD 

I AST Vr AH 
'Wt r.\N UN!) IHt" HINDS 'VOD NH I> 
J M tDUCAHONAL SERVICtS 

r> BOX 7 1 / 
, ! HI K.NiS. tl 600/0 
• 1, .',.'. h:v77 
wifiii tuKifcii, mionnaTioil 



>lA^n — 

Apm-i ,■ 
i: 1 1 » 
PKDM KunBfK (- 



Photo Opinion 

What is Art? 



Ihe Hiirhiniitr April 14. I9K8 



I'asc 14 



by George Mueller 




Jeff Imkr 

-I he r-.; 
medittnt." 




IlMill Hill 

"A (icscnplmn o( stJintMU-'s Imjpnatiun,." 





Kulh} luUke Mkhail (Jolt.- 

-At-i r^ ^.'Iwri M,«ti cMVtkiiLC ..omt-thifif llul "An ■- j t»:,: ^'t^" 





Dave tJtnirj 

'<: ■ ■ ■ ycHi ihink yt'ii t" 
how 1 ■;. liiw *itl Km .• 

an 1% ir ilie IX! I 111 ilwi ytwr dcCMvint 
W v'jliil .inywiiy " 



Jfnniffr McWhorlrr 

"Crcuting Ml imaginative lluiufhl and 

iKmimB il mo m misnc way." 




The Harbinger is looking for bright, intelligent, energetic, 
dedicated. d^P^ndabie people. Just like yourself. Tfie following 
positions are available for Fall '88 Semester: 

Edilor-ln-Chief 

Managing Editor 

Business Manager 

Sports Editor 

E eat urea Editor 

Sews Editor 

Entertainment Editor 

Writers 

Photographers 

Secretary 

Candidates should meet all of the above criteria and have taken, 
and passed Eng. 101 with a C or better. All majors encouraged to 
aoDtv If you are interested or know of anyone who meets these 
qualifications please call The Harbinger @ 397-3000 ext. 2460 
or 61 . and ask to speak with Larry or Pearl or stop by A367 ana 
pick up an application. 

Working for The Harbinger is a challenging, and interesting job. 
Come be a part of the excitement! 



The Harbinger April 14. 1988 



Sports 

Baseball Preview: AL East 



By Smt Bordnn 
Sport* Edilur 

Uitly's B*.:k Agllin? Hul. 

ihiu's mil why iIm! Yankee* ire 
foing: 111 win l»i.ictall's i«>»i 
competitive jlivisKjn. The 
Yiidu witl i(if> ilK BJuc Jii>'!i hy 
tme pmc and tlicii heat up on 
the Oaltbml An in the LCS 
The Brens Bomters will go on 
I..I win ttic «ncs. htaiirag the 
Mea in,«vcn 

I. N«w Yorli Y»nkre<t- 
I am n« even going lo mcmjon 
*c owncf/ maiMger urifeaJ m the 
big apple, whn caws'' Sure thi- 
Yankees pitdimR sulT » mn ilk" 
teit wound, hul ii m loaded 
With lef'ttumkn. which h a plw 
in the AL Emt. 

The »nilT! ntimhcf one jmJ 
two men are Rtcli Rh<xk'n ( 16 
Willi in 'gl) and Riih^ird 
Doimn. The «>lal«» will also 
include former irean. 
leflhaitdcn Tummv ,Iiihn (in* 
*4» and fern Otiidry > 17), Other 
'■itile left)! tiaru-r* tnclink 

i-ar old A I I. filer. I,«'e 
iiuciierman and Jofin 
Candclcm 

Hclui' wise the Yankee* 

.1 ht: lough, if iht-y can find 

■ 'sme who can ui up Dme 

Hi|{he<ti (11 Hvo in S""'i 

RtShihinJer (?'ha(k'v Hu.l\.ni„ 



who can aitd has started. «>u.td 
tw i)ie ieim"!i hni kipe 

Offense ts dcfiniie!)' tlic 
Bronx Bomher'* ^ircngih Tltc 
addUion of a hcaltfiy J.ii:li riark 
adds ircnieiidoui. power «> 
MuKler'sRow. 

The team i. i 
jinoihcr injury' pl.i 
like last ye^ii Ha^. 
2-} punch Riikc- 

Wlltic Rj|Ildlll|>l; „, 

\1.imngl) mn<c.) j i omhirn-tl 
lli;,;.im.-- .11 K'' 

I'lt'iifl'. 

■"■ '•• "■nil J*. >ii;ii II 

■-•. ;■■ H,.ii..-r,, -J- 
i<i»ivi inird liiiwiTLin Miki 
Pagtiarulo is rtii Cnj|; Nciilcs 
defensively, hwi will pul Jtl lea'.[ 
JDovcrihe short m^h m ri«hi 

1. Tiironto Blur ,lays- 

n I did noi like New York' sn 
much I could easily pick the 

Jays lo win Ih*' (-last. I asl year 

ihe Jays should ha«'c ten there, 
rciiiemhfr they kisi ihtir lasi 
»s™cn games lo Wo* a 4 i/?.. 
isanw" lead 

Tofoniii h;rs ions of (nwcr 

i,.*l> httmcrs in "K7t :mil i-ndiieh 

ptithing (Itiwcsi ,\!,, ii-.im I-HA 

''"■''' ■ ■ "' ■'* ■■ '■■■■• l-,jsi ,1 dO't 

i*ho IS h%"t 

' ; . :. , DU. ! Iim) 



Mo«*y and Jess*- Barlield m.nt.,' 
up the most pnxluciive ouificU 
m ihc (Eiime 

Jimnn Kev, scioncl i.> 

Ri>i:.:r ( i;'nuTi» l.ir ilh' i''', 

1 ■ 

III ■.■,■■.,. 

' .itid iHkc au.cs^imc 
siitb round up (he 

ij'oiiblc s|nn ihs- 
..■■-- .• liicy can'i hil lefiv 
i'livhing. 22 -2« record vs 
ii'lih,m,.li-rs list year, 

:< Rmiiiii Ked S«n- 

; iin: H.isds. could he- a surpri« 

I til ■. nm lorgci Boston was in 
ittc scncs in '86. ihcn again they 

I I lushed M games oui in 'S'T, 

'Ri'i'icr Oi-mcns, if noi lor 
■ m a 

will 



111. 

Luns(\uin^* >L"„ir^. Hr;j. i, 
and I he lali-ni.-.l 
If, .(•>>!.■-—■ - > M < ... •.. . 



H.lIM 

(•' II I 



Snmh I . 

l.inS ih.lUflll 11 Ik' I-. I'Ui l'l'l;'F 

worked, he shinilJ i.i|nui'c hi-. 
Iitlh sir.iii:ht *i'Vviv'C si-,i'».>n 

«. Drirnil li|>ers- 

Spiirky ..Vnderson's team is mil 
Ki>in,g W'ln the Easi in 'BK, I iko 
mosi of the East ihey have 
piemy ol offense , L« yejw the 
Tipcrs lr.'.( •" ■• <'-i.'ch,.i!l with 
.'!^ hoiii jiH 

IV::. .. ,': ' -.;:i> hj-. ihe 
h'fsl niiilille inlkid around in 
short si'op Al.in Tram me 1 1 and 

si!C'ond basi'man 1 ou '*'hiiaker. 

Jack Morris is (he mimher one 

'iM'n in Dcii ' 

piichtnjj siaff : 

Ci'il'. ' ■. '*. iin !, .\ , '1'^ 

e>'. . ini' learn 

.:..' Blue .Lies, the 
. .in I hii Icllii's 'This 
. 'I'l.'i! i.Mni *iin I linnh 
||. 'ijry-frcc Yaiii 

III I '. ■ iii.-e Blir Jat^ 

5. M ilw )iu k r« 

It ■'.■». ,.■■■». The Bre*. Crew 
[■'lovides pK-nly of 
III f-'ii 111...' ('"ounn 



M'H Kii'i.'' rifcils to ("csjifl ji 
.i.>meo.| his MVP gkiry in.. 
Oh, h\ l,h.' w..iy BosliOi'i ii.i,s 



I' s,. ii,i"r'n."iu III 



' I.I 111.,- 
i Ills icini 



I I r>ro(>;ilily win the West. 
'i..:j iici'd nioi'i'' consistency 
111 I hiiih the Ijtldcr in ihc Ea.st, 

IV. ( letrland Indians- 

IliO'sc ol you who picked Ihc 
Itulians 10 finish first lasi yaa, I 

hivjicd you learned your lessim. 
Cleveland ha* none, /ip ami /em 
lor piichmg. Julio Fran<'o i !!>» 
in '1*7') and Joe Carter ft? HKs 
.ind 11)6 RBls> are two ot ihe 
lew hrighl !^m on ihis team 

7. Baltimore Oriiiles- 

I went Ml one game al Mcm.iii.il 
Sudiuni last year and I priih-iW'. 
-:'»» ih<:- K'M show' of ihe >.',ii 
>. ihc tirework-. div|i|js alicr 

I ihiiik they lit oU on 
rovtti lor every home run Ihi 

< >^ piiching staff gave up I.a>i 

sear, they became Ihe lirsi learn 

' ' '.' . ■ 'v.-r 2IKI 

-iJiiker 

'11 since 

.: -;i-al ;ii'h1 

IS now iunI i;o.hI .iiiil Cal 
Rtplre I ?*-■„ ;-- HKsi nccilslo 
' i.ice back up lo his 
.;ure ot 2'>0 
OullicMii/Dl'l t.arrj Sheets 
' IKv, M HRsi wav ihe nexi 
best thing to ttic tn.'.-'Ti. 




I 




harper coU^e^ radio 



Listen in Building "A " or 
now AT HOnB on the Cable 
Access Jietnuorkl 



■M...^^ 



^^ 



Channels: 

Cmblenet 9t 

American 

Cable 2i 

System 









■rvaicatt Manian - Tnurtday 1:00 am - •:•§ pm Frldag 9:99 am - 2:00 pm. 



The* lljirbinuer April 14. 1W« 



Sports 

Softball Wins Seven of Last Eight 



111 Stntt HwiM 

The «>fihi,H icam *tm goiw 
"'•1 m itit- la*l eight fiimes tn 
imptovc fcir overall rwi'ml lo H.. 
i 'Tlie *oiiien"j ciniliaemce tettnl 

Codch My» Mimnkm ««). 

rit» B youi 'bcit »un shki: I 

hiive lK;en htn." Mii™>.k.in i\ 

no* in ha *inl H'tWJii Jt iiarpef 

fbrpct <wq)i Ji itijuWi'"' trader 

from Jiiticr m TtM-itliij ai Itt'une 

T>Ufine •.rrmg hrpii* Ite ICHIII 

■.maiKt 

■ ,ille)', 

■.ti'i'vr ;ii-A> H-^jK\i \hnuni iwit.'*' 

.1 the 'ThuriChj , March ' I 

iltirprr IS Jolitt 

(Jarnif Onf: Hiir|ier 14 

Jolitl .< 

Ttk! H.ii*k''- I'tx-nci) ittc 'ir>.l 
with tithi rwi ' '■•'!' I" 

k-at I(iJki m i. 'ii itn: 

tem-run rule. (■i;iiii.,'ni,,-i.i,,-f juiic 

Jeninter BIaslic> hjJ three 

pulimb and cintii a»f.l>> id Itelp 

guc Icnny Pvtijr/ h.-r (tmrlli 

win. 

tiamt Two: lUrpcr 17 

liilkt 1 

Again Hifjicr deCciiii'd iotiei l*y 

iIk; icri-rttn ruk tn lour Bt.wli.cy 

(w<H..-,l jiBi as umgh » iih ilw Kii. 



■s ihe IS wiih i-- . '>''- 

weni t-hw-i *iiih j AmWc., tiipk- 
Mwl' five RBI".. Wit'lKlc Ttemmlt 
ihree'hii Iciliei iirid .il*.i puled up 
ht!r kmnh * m 



Harper n. Tninwii 
Ciamic One: Truman 

llsr|Mr > 

Ttani !.- •..-■■..-■ 
FliiKigari 

hnllnm r. 



tkniNc. fyilM/ MiJIcrcil ik; lf>- 
liaiflf T»(>; Harprr 14 

Tru'man ' 

lllCt: 11 th 



ILirprr >\ lllinon V.»ll«v 

(..imif Onif: Harpirr It 
lllintiii- V iillri ! 

limb Jirnn* Baurn-' >>i ^■•■'' 
Jeniij' Pyiliir/ *«ii 
Pylbr J. »!«> recorded, tt-n • • - 
limmt T«<i: Marptr L» 
llliniiit %al)c)' II 

■nxHjiwk.scnllo,: le.it I' rum 
on 16 hits. Harirr's R.ii»c ■aiTii 
4. for "J, little (t!ur iKt^vs .trul 
x«reil ihriv nun Bl,j'>.l.cv ..iilikd 







I'll, Ititttni! :if".' 



Iljriur n. Morion 

(■•inii' (ln«: llarprr 7 

Miirliin 1 

Hariwr's NlitKMi tliroc hmut* 



\L.Kl.liu[i'A .ullll'O i 

.iiii: Rill. I'ylljr/, 

I 111 I y Ittui hi'- 
Ha*t* hroli-' 
S,aiTO I'-'M 
vidDr> 



Ttm: Harper 4 

:..'i ', !».■ mil-, in ihe fiM 



]..' ll.ni.kv pltivi llt.lilV 



Baseball Team 15-2 



n.f Stad'f Stitalitrt 

S|»rl* Wrltrr 

The lt;i>i.''b.ill ti.-jm 

" ■ lies U> be h»lli:i than , 

...iti 'know, .tolwlinit the 

, .,...■. k.. iJouhfc'IX'afJeT \wi;-.-fl mcT 

,Sl, Fr.i.iHi* on ■>' 
tcam'\ !■.■■.. .'Ill '.-A 
HTppri". 

Harper vv S(. FrttScif 
Came One: liar|>tr S Si. 

' : , It I) 

:■,.:• H..i»l.s -.-mtI.hIc'iI '*ilh 

I. v., 1. .tltoCiUt:' ■ *"■■'■ "' ' -'"■'* '' 

<iip KOfing I ; ■ 

'TV.I.lT,.-..u>.ir ■• ■ ■ ■. '■ ^'> 

l-'(f», John knauji 

. Liter siolc third Bill 

. 1 ;...d> fiitehed ii ci'mpli'ii' 

;,: «lllltont 

tiiirtn- 'l«o: llar|>er 5 St 
I- rant it 1 

The men t*'ei« H .' 
«Iirti*g bicsik. Some w:r"i. . 
Ii,i|lilti|l»te are as (ol,l«»"s: 

Harper *». El|iii 

Cuinc One: Harper II 

Klein II 

The cold a«l vm&t ffAa 
dul i»i s.wp llie Hawks from 
beiitmf Efjin TtK game eiKtal 
ifwr four under ihc 10 'tun 
slanihKi rule.. 

T.mv Vji.j ..mil (V(';i'jilv 

f'atrt t.V(. altaK,lw«i *l:i».i lt.»l l*o 
R.Bl»o(i .idoi*lc. 
(iaisc Two: Harper 7 
Elfilt <l 

Harper vs. Lake I ounl> 

liame One: Harper 5 I ake 
( (lunly 4 

.Harper went into the 



■wvenlh trailin,. ' li'tl 

tfl the inning ■*«" ...i '-initlc 
1 tennis Kehrcr was imcniiomiHy 
nialkcd »iih two ouis Rick 
Coakley"* liouhle hroushl in 
Niit.f>!ilVrmdi;el>t.:T i'"-*" ■ 

',>n ttean \'.. 

(.t t.i< the sii'- 
1.U jil..n;h..in aalktj ..iiitl ihen 
M.irk kuHii kr...tae.l m thf 
winning run. 

Siiicey Olenick. »ho 
relieved Otltailj. got il»;*»v. 
Came T*i>: Harper « take 
(\.Hint> <1 



Harper n .ftiliet 

(•ane One: Harptr A 
Jlitict i 

fianc Two: .loliel .» 
Harper I 

Harper vs. McHenrj 

tiamr One: Harper i: 
\tcltrnry i 

(ianie Twii: Itarprr * 
Mellenry I 

rue n.i»if ' ■ ■ 

flamet i>>d...'- 
AiiihldK..iil<::'r a.t...i ' '-.-., :. 



AL 

West 




lU ke\in (Mtldstrin 

Spiiris WriliT 

■ : itiiiMon tiwiic 

.•\.I... Wesi 

.. by default a* 

>c lliem .J 

1 li I..- T » I n > 

'<tn will 

. , . imish m 

.t>. iI'h; Manners .in.: 

::iiinue iheir pathc!.: 

I Mkland Mhlelits- 



\t ti. t.' itH* "! t» ins liU under ..Ot) 

I . .If 

4. Chicagn Whilf 

N«i»- There's -i l"i '>i VLiunp 

Lident on th<^ i.. .mi. ..mil ihey 

■iiiiTideis in a lew 

Jtng matia,(tenK-ni 

.i.A • :i . -, IfVt up. J .1 i- k 

M,. (K.'.M.-I1 I. 'Ilk* llki a qii.ililt 

.,1 ,r;. 1 .iii.i iM-'nn\ vy illulli-- tl.i.'. 

.; Mtnlicn all 

■ ih .1 Iiiile 

.:.! play 



I * \.is Hjn|;rrs- Ho* 

.; .. ■• ■.. ... :i.' Hutvn 



l.iiUll.'li Ml.l.ili" llsti.. Ill .lll..i 

relit I It. m.-.ik. hul not ttcak 
enough w lose ih' 
2 . K • n - 
Ruj-afii- Kurt .'■"M- 
■n a gapins htile M vhm- 

Bo l^t. k«.tn nfuii-t ti. 

in Hi. 
till '. 



I'll I it't a 

MiHi,i-.i!ij fwins- 
ijn"! »ui »iih 11*0 
ithers, and ih.it ... ,i!1 
have till 

.irrine Nil 11 



,..-. .11 i.iIiIk'T 



:;. 1,..'X... Rang. I 
Hir .k'.jl r III hi.' li. 



. . 1 , :i 
.. IxTTV I! 'AC llUlld 

.:in .. ihi- Hangers 
OH n.imcd 

It. I alifornia An|tel«- 

Onc pri-ai offcnsnc player, and 

--' .1 ...iTibine 

■.| ftt a 

:'i:-t,in^ 
i| - 111! .lonn 

M.ir intrs- 

;.'ii-. ii.-,ini 
.!...■.. ~ii 1 I. ate I'.iii' ri'iurning 
latter wHh more ili.in " «ins. 
■ :• ■. ■.. ■ : -: Thev 
iK-hli-r 
.,iii, ,;u hm... ui..!. .4 iiome 
mils last vear 



HARBINGER 



\'(„)L. 22 NO. 25 



William Rainej llsirpcr ( ollesc The Harbinger April 21, 198K 

'■■■ •■■•- ' '■ ■. ' 



Board Names New 
President : Thompson 



, Ulrettor Ciilltfc Wtlmlaiiii 
llK^ Hdrix-r Ctlcw; Il,...iJt,.f 

Trustees t- ■ ' \ 

Ttmnipsi"' :! 1!) 



; filth wto *as p»eii<kim of 

:;>•! CiilU-f.- (ri.m I •)'■((,. nmK 

am) h:^^ : • 
prcsirfcm ■'■■ 

Wiiiliaigtuii, D.C. 

Thompioii''* jipi' 
' : ■ ■"fi.miril .It i>'i 
' ihi; BoanJ > 
ami It t~. 4nik'ipjU"d ihji iri.'iiii|> 
son will ii'i>unic hi< ituiits .11 
Harivr f 'iilkge 111 mid- Inly 

I ti. iiiixm w« nclecicd irmi 

ptesi.; ■■ ' 

hensiw i>ri,«.:c.ss *lin. Ii uh. In.lrii 
coiMuilaUtms whJi IkiJntk ami 
Straggles., ii ntionui .<ieaR.li lirai.. 
TIk coDsitianiii wtuked will) 
a leiK'li comiiutlee ciM'JiomiI of 
tepresKMiirvcs of 3II. Co.lk|t 
eirtployet groaiN. ihc College 
Bimrd of Trustees., the siuifcm 
he4y and mcmbcti of Ci'llege 
I mgmt/Mmnn rcpteieni- 



Harbinger 

named second 

in state 

il; .Vlttj Chlitliinil 
Sl»rf Writer 

.Harper's cjimpus t»owipi|Kir, 
The H.jrbiiii!er. picked ii|» .lewtsra 
awards including a mxoimI ptatt 
award liv (n-cnl.l excdleiice in (he 
4lsl Annual Spritij! Journalism 
Cmterrtitc held :il Ni)ri.hera Illi- 
noii University. IteKalli 

Harper College was repre- 
«med. hy Jon 0'»man, Hii»hmger 

.■\dvis.ot and Alii.a < hmlimj. 

SaftWnter. 

Ckintttnd accepted it 
awards for the Harbirnjcr is. . 
place for a news story by Pearl 
Henderson'-" lla.r)«r Coimselots 
Cafe."; first place for a features 
story by Kim Ostrowski- 
'Ambas.sador pnigram off 10 a 
fly ins Stan,': hoiKwaNc m,ennoii 
for an itpmio^'editwiiit hy Ijirry 
Paullin \ very persjmal classi- 
fied jd.". third place for an 
O'PHHon/editorial hy 1. any 
PaaHin-'Tenurc: Nice work i( 
ytJii can get it.."; third plax lor :in 
arts story hy Lirry Paullin-"A 
Iwjiig Satnl at Harper'?": third 
liliice for layout and desifn. and a 
Mcond place (or overall 
ewelluce. 



iiig ihc toiimiunitj 

'The scjtth i.'rifiitiiiiii;c 
warded a list, of 1- 
rawloni order ti^ 

'TrU^te.-^ f'virr. u 



Hi 

.(d 



•mj-Loii h.i-, hmh a f'h.r) 
SI degree 
' ^tisinvu* 



I'lsliiuie at the I 'ilim-hhj ,it 
■-'. nipn 111 Ann Aiku .n !■«, ; 

Thom [■'-.. ■■11 
H*rv(.-it as ...I!' ,,i 

>.iini[ircbci: ., •■ 

k-gcs durim; il.. 
vrars. Prior to Uk 

■'". ThlHTIJV. 

■..■lit lor 111- 

. I. -. .11 .K-Ii.-! <;.n' -T I . :i ,'. I! 

.From I '■.(';;> to l<'m, Ik- 
ser¥ed as president of Olncy 
Cemtial College of Illimns East- 
ern Coriimuniiy Ci.>Ileiit m [."ll- 
ncy. Illinois. He also wa.s a 
mailKtMtics mstrtictor aiMl coor- 
dinator at Psrktand Cotle|c in 
Chainpa.ign, Illinois. 

TJiompson has cu-authore4 




Thompson has bn-n heavily 
involvcil !' ii.nal 

orftani/.ai: . .mU- 

Kinc Ciiun:;. 1 ,. ;ii..-iiiii. IVn-l- 
i,»pm.-iii (.■iii.imil. iht- H,-l|.;-»ue 
[tlulh..r-moiik; Board iil Dirctuirs, 
ilK I niit-d Way of Kitij: County, 
ibc Seattle Chamber ol r,(m- 
nierce "Leadership T,-t;;..iro*'" 
Advisory Board, Rolaiv inu-rna 
iional. and the AnnTuan 
Assixiation of Communiiy and 
Junior CollecfS. 

In coiiimcntinit on the selec- 
tion of Thompson. Board 
C 'hairrnan 'Kris Hiiward staled: 

"Dr. Thompson has the 
hroad cxirriemv and n\ ■ •rJ nf c.f 
foclivi- tcatlership which ilio Hiiurd 
sought m a picMdctii foi liariier 
College a> 11 enters iiv ihird 
decade. He has ilrrrn>ii-.uaictl his 
commitmeni 10 .Ka.lciiiic cmi-1- 
l.-'t( e and I1.1 the t-dikaiioiul ■■ 



-■^- ■ !*'.r''h. .ri-,.i!u --, !.i;.-S«N' - 
is!'i]p--.Uci.l 1)11 fin.' 1(^(1-. .1.1 . 
(H'otcssioiial jourii.j! 
ally, he is a fretiuc; ■ .it 

stitie and nattonal i.j.. .....^ ci 

mjiis and educauml conferences. 
In aiJJiiion to his 
'ii's. TlH'Miipson. 

' --idem of the 

Wa.shiin;ti--i i-i-n vil 

Communilv ■ . --idcnts 



ol 



ripi ChCfi 



[I'll .^uiu: lii'iaia an \ mnitLanil-. 
College EdiicMion. He was als(.i 
board chauman for the Washing- 
ton co-m-rounity Ctdlege Com- 
puter Consortium 

When he resided in Illinois. 
Thcmpviin was aclivr m the llli- 
1" ■ ■■inniu- 



•iimunity collc>;c 
"Wetok li>rv..ii,f I,, uniikiiii- 
mtli him not only 10 inainuiin 
Haqx-r's present high quality but 
to move ahead positively and 
crcal:ivcly to meet the needs of 
this community into the next 
ceniurv" 



Defective retention 
walls replaced 



11} Diiucla* Riy 

?Sew» Cilliur 

Construction men are 
replacing defixttve tetenuon walls 
at A and F buildings because 
"I hey were l»c|innmf to bulge 
:'"il cave in," according to 
'■iani Adniinistralion 
'■ -11 IVHias*- 
The original walls wi" 
installed incorrectly hy 
co-mpany which has since gon.- 
out of business. Recently, 
revenue canw m from a sun won 
against the comptny. 

Construction began l.i>-i 

summer on the tleCectivc tetemion 

Willis as well as the stdewalks ami 

.!ir casi- to llh: 1 iUm\ 

.1I-.0 incorrccth Iniill 

.-n walls wen- d»: signed 

kk dirt from drives 

-- ....;...>, untlcr A .tnd F buildui,!;-; 

to rtxciving docks 

l-Mt fall F buildings 
leienlioo wall was torn down and 
roniini r<t nn page ] 




KiieiMjim will 11 w«»i iide of A buiWinn; « h<;ms KplaciMi t>y imKed iaml-wiBping. 4 lam of din sifp». 
Sinitir lHKlieapui« cm be ttm in front of A building. Fhato hy Frank Sckwam 



.1 




V)>ril21. I«« 



■a^jr 



Piano tuner turns pianist 



ByKiraiCJiKoiMti 
RtJUima Eiiiix 

Ml 

AiMtai Btvmm 

■:i fan tet Iftit |M.iim lie 
w.K tK. iMWt •« Jie well luiied 
wjieii TiMNliy' Bawlltf tin 
4»wt to ilclfa: Uif. ivmnn *i* 
Suadiy. 

Howling ti MM • cMcen 
))iMiii. Nwewr: lie it mm m 



» Harjxrr'i pimo 



hi ■. 
tint.. 

Bwimpumcdtatofc 

c(iiK«n fnmi. m 10 yair!i m a 
full- lime piano imer, tm 
BMily playi saneAiiii lor hiti 
ctawi ■Im he tei fiiiiined! 
liiiiiiit ilieir pimiM.. 

.fc»«lnig'* ciienit oteti lel'l 
Hiiin. "You ihould play 
piioliesskiiiilly,- 

Fimtiiig a pfoleiiioMi 
: a ttiffict*. hcwtvCT, fa 



Collector in our midst 






*Hc« mi; liiiiilii of 

'l.hr.irv/ .., of Ihc LRC 
il.fjmmi- KcMHiireCeniBr). our 
UMially piciuro l»«*,i. fre«i 
volanifj and mma, Imi umiiii. 
nonetheksi. 

Lrhrarian and AssociMc 
PKtCesMr fUh Tluaia. by mmt 
of hu prolenMB. a laaituw 
wild puhite votiiniet aiui 
variety, hui he to alio rimlliw 
•iih hii own, (Mrionai 
cd'kciKsit. 

In fact, hif private 
ciJlkciMjiif often occupy ibc 
many display caia in Haiiici'i 
LEC. Hit coUecuoni range 
ttom hit prcfeni. "active* 
colI«cii«i of rroiis (in every 
tlniie. nedium and cotor) lo 
•Inactive" collecuoni, iticli m 
none arrnw^heail* and. ccneal 
premiuRu. 

BtKmm a panicutar fimey 

«.» m micrest a(wt a year or 

.!» of ac:uvc cottecung. Thicdi 

llat It) store hti ireaciive 

eallsc-tions. Tlii* ^tortiif, o( 

20ai uems. can cause 

t a |)fi*lem *i* .nm:,- ," be 

•im wiiihafnn 

.Dwini Im In . • . , „ ,1 

■r»iw lent at iimpa ni„;.l,j tm 




■« »dJ-lino*i:: 

TTte kical synn*' 

ta'»t (Jiuch nnHi.' ,■„ 

music urn ) md i , ., 

blg-liamc .iriiM., lu .Juw .;i 

cnW'd. i».,i:nn,liii(; tii Howling, 

'Ttiere need ti> be nunc 
ktcMi coBipetiiloiM in which 
i!«,«mrk ».<• ,.fi..„.d chances m 
. *<■»>' [siKh ait 
■nc prw:e." «ayit 
Bcmilmg , He jiddi thai ihcre are 
iiol eiwufft compel ittons for 
Ihone |»i>Miiii9 over "college - 
aic' « the "young -old potiplc. 
or the old-younK people," m he 
caili ihcni. 

Simdjiy'j free reciul « 3 
p.m. in t>..;f:i,V ».,||' he 
.Ikm'ling's. chance lo pby loi (us 
client* at well m lor ihc'piiWc 
Btwling hegan playmK ihc 
piano *hen he was four, hy 
'imitiling (hisl Hsters. who 
•■ere tilctng lessons, '" Hi,f 
■'.i«ers did iwt pursue piano 
profesMonally. but B.owlmg 
»'«« on to smdy eccletiasiital 
iriusic at Moaly Bihle Instmiie 
n ITiicafo, He th«m leccivol his 
'■>a*:hcJw"i of muHc dcgne miJi 



nnptust* cm pi,.in.,i tKTf,..m.i!:w 



!'.;■>"*;, .1 CLtau Uiiicr l^ tli.,- 

tiliMl f>f»lcSM«n," liijys 
B(i»lin,s. bee nine he can 
prmlufi- J p.r.iritf\s,ion;ii income 
while m,i(inuinHn; ihc I'rccdom 
1,1' <i hi.-. i.»n hiHits and plan 
•.■Ij>i ..(I H.iw.|mg says he 
iledniicly would lahe 'piano 
luninn "over a nine -itj.. five, job, ' 
Bowling hecame Harper's 
piaw) inner by "inheoling" the 
,|oh after the former luner 
m.ove(l. Having an mslitution 
h,ke a sthiwl as a sicicly clieoi 
1* hiird to fome by. ac:cordirig m 
Bowling; most .sch.«ils w^ill 
put out aiinwil bids for a tuner. 

However. Bowling sjys 
HiUfKT i'K's m.)i| riccfsanly .want 
the fhcafwsi lunet or .io have to 
change tuners every year. 
tKxause different wiiers mean 
ihe employmeni of different 
tuning t<x:hniq.ues. Having the 
same piano luner over xTveral 
years means there is a 
consistency in ihe luning 
method and. hence, in the 
t|ualiiy of the instrumenw 



'■ "■■■ " ' ■ ■" '-tlllU' ivill 
■ '^.'H.lLd III 

'■ "'■'1'". "i ■ ■ .n.l J 

■"'''"'"'"■' *"■ ..■.,T1U 

Modal. 1)1 !•,,. American 
amservatcwy. will accompany 
Bowling on a third piece 
tonocno No. 2 m D minor fm 
piano and onthcMi by American 
Ro.maniic composer Edward 
Mac- DowcIL M.offat. who i,» 
Bowling s "leachci and coaih." 
•ill be playing the orchestra 
wore reduced to piano in ihe 
Mjc: f-XiwclI piece 

Bowling says he picked the 
ihrcc pieces becau.sc they arc 
varied and difficult. He i.s 
paiual to the Mat Dc»wcll piece, 
having played selected 
movements from the piece for 
compciiiions m iJie Moody 
BiNc institute and the AmerK-«n 
Conic«attiry Bowlmg says he 
also wanted to pick pietus ihat 
may not be as familiar to the 
public. 

The recital is open to the 
public and is expected to run 
appro«imaiely 90 minutes 
There will he a reception with 
Rfitihmenit aDawanJs. 



'"•»<» *» fnmt ielhwMi 

found Ihat Ihe beti pan ol being 
a Uhrarian ti "working at the 

itlmnce dcik.* Why? He 
enjmiw ihe tliflemi - and ofwn 
•eiitl - wannerismi that 

studMii have wht« asking for 

tnlteiMHion. 

Lihranans DO luve lives 
oottide of the L«:, and one of 
H,;Biiers own if atMing vanetv 
IO Ihc sitem stacks with his 
coikctirns 




vbn 



mj:>i:.M ■! 

LAW SC H i H H \ I )M i SSI ON S 

.iitt.i 

M.B..4 .SC."HIM,»1, ;\l,»,MlsSlo%s 




• Full Machirif I i/rtiiis of 

\jutilus\t.;at;|r(\be\ 

• frif ftiigtil^ 

• fompulfn/nl ImtcInc Bikes 

•t..in.iii>\aMiilar tv.ilij.iiii)iis 

• AtTiiltii:, low lm|).i(i, .md 

IvcrciM,' IJjsM-N 

• Nk-iu-r-Kiibsc I l.»sv-s 

• ^Sllllllllll.l! (Ii/,.,! 

« 

•,N«imin,ii;u: 



I iiii> 



liturului. 



HAKI'IKlllllll.l 

■tpin:$ umpim. MUiwgi .Km.m ,.'.»,:' 



BE .A CALORIE 
Bl'RNING , MACHINE. 

6 Month Stiukiit sp«vi i! n»hj 



This «ic ho.u.r seaiiaar aTi,i: ; 
chances of adiiiiiimt. 

Call SSS-lill lo reserve your seat. 
I'KKi: l>R,.miM:.! Four IIMJ ikholartbirs will be 



.aided! 






1 *ooii(ifl(l l,..tki' 

Ott'H-f<,:am|His 

KMHI h «<N>tl(k-kl Kil 

Scliiitimburg. ILWII"-i 



^Editorial 

Retention walls 



The Harbinger Vpril 21, 1988 



Page 3 



many siikwalks wat reptacwl' M 
considerable incanvemeKC w 
HarTwi siiidcnw Ctmttructron 
was ctii »hoci due w wccniw 
am and in early wui'ict. 

Tlie reienoon walb Terraced 
iMMlicapinK. » letics of d«t stcjw 
oflea tilled wiih plants will 
iieiiiKe ihc ictcnijcm wills 

Don DeBine anlicipiiles ■!! 
work on ll»e sidewalks, il>e 
exterior »iairci.ic, and ihe 
icteniion waJh lo be done by 
SeiMeinlict. two moniJis after die 



"Off Her Rooker" ^ 



J to! iBsiirfacinK also 

__^ IM year before the weaihei 
mmi aM and asphalt plants 
cloni. Hill left the middle ihml 
of |«kilW hN two and the circle 
dii»e in (lont or A byilding 
unfinislieil 

A new d«iii««e system was 
KJded ID *t ciicte dhve to F«««« 
waiar jKCWMdMlaii in low spois. 
■Ml. ae« cialia ««ie Gonaviicicil. 
PlAiHg iptct ma doubled by 
minigning die iitand altowiag 



me lire abrm system k 
underioiiig a comptete update. 
DcBiase predicts this ptojeii u> 
be complete by Augusi. 

Almost all caiiipus buildings 
Will receive new doors by early 
May. According to DeBiase die 
door* 15-18 years old and were 
"not designed for the amount of i 
uKClbey received-" 

'Hopefully, Ihe fifieenth of | 
May we will replace the ranDUig 
mck.' said IlcBiase The ranning 
track went up for bid by 
conoim-uoa companies, but buls 
wcft surpntmsly Ngta 

The Board of Trustees, 
therefore, unanimously voted to 
resubmit the bid with a 
requiremcM chmgc Thia change 
will not lower Uie standanli of 
ihc project. bu« should bring in 
tower bids. 

The Energy Maiiagemem 
Automation System should be 
put up for bid in about one 
month. This system will 
avioniatically adjust heat, air- 
condilioBing wai bgbting around 



W/t^ oar mem 



DeBiaie is hopehil lot "This system will have a 

M«f«:ii,|wiHhec»mple«eMay very fast payb«k. sa«l V..e 

JO (bcfom mduMion) to avoid ?»«»«»•"> °' 

iprtin«dinkuli-». " " 




By 1.11 



There is no person mi« 
amMing than be whose words 
Mt SO reckless is to have the 
capacity for ortcnding nearly 
every person he speaks to and 
every other person he speaks 
about. 

Ironically, although profi- 
cient in the art of intolerable 
verbal abuse for the purpose of 
cxlracung snickers from any car 
likely to half listen, such people 
do not seem to be aware that 
Ihey possess this uncanny latent 
Moreover, when these 
facetious harle(|uins find 
themselves being rewarded 
unkindly by their latest vicums. 
child like fits arc commonly 
witnessed. 1 su-speci that such 
people (ihrough no shortcoming 
of their own) have come under 
the harsh criticism of others so 
frequently, dial they practice 
affronting large groups of 
people merely for the purpose 
of rendering ihemielvei imper- 
turtMiMe. 

Such a pity, all thai elTon to 
no avail. It reminds me of the 
fish that jumped out of the fry- 
ing pan lo save his skin, but toil 
his scales in itie fire. 

This brings me to my the- 
orv of offemdability. 
Olfendabiliiy is a new word 
which has recently been created 
(01 the sole purpose of rilting 
into my column (a clear case of 
the ends justifying the means). 
The mcanmg of the word is 




actually the measure of how 
easily a person can be offended 
How Ibis works is very simple. 
A persons offcndabilily is in 
direct ctxrcbtion with the per- 
centage of people said person 
has offended plus or minus two 
percent. 

For example, if one obnox- 
ious person offends one hundred 
percent of the people which said 
obnoxious person comes into 
contact with, he or she is ninety- 
eight or one hundred and two 
percent offentUble. 

From where do 1 get the 
"one hundred and TWO peitent 
you might ask? Allow me to 
expound After offending an- 
other human being, it is quite 
natural for dial human being to 
attempt to deliver equally or 
more offensive pioae. 

However, for every ten 
people offended, one simply is 
not assertive enough to tell the 
offender where lo nick iL Also 
out of ten offended peofde, four 
have at least three friends, who 
are equally as offendable as the 
original offender, who cannot 
resist the temptation to tell the 
obnoxious so and so where to 
stick iL 

This is only for die sake of 
Ihe offended fnend of course, 
and not having anything 
whatsoever to do with the pent 
up hostility these offendable 
types have been festering for 
yem and years. 



Please do not aucmpi to 
bring out your calculators lo see 
if this adds up, as such rational- 
1/aUon.s arc «» complicated for 
the maihcmaucal mind to com- 
prehend and could be hazardous 
lo one's health. 

Trust me, between those 
who are assertive enough lo tell 
these verbally abusive 
characters where to get off, 
those who are not at all 
a.ssertive. and those who don't 
c»e who iheir ripping as king as 
it's a good time, on a good day 
the offender is offended by 
ninety-eight percent of hi* 
targets, and on a bad day. he is 
offended by ninety percent plui 
twelve extras who are in it for 
Ihe fun of it. 

AldKHigfa it can't be proven 
mathematically, everything does 
add up in the Theory of Offend- 
abiliiy. On the lighter side, the 
Theory of Gratification is sim- 
ple w compute. 

Here is how thii worts. If 
penon "A" makes one coniment 
which offends one hundred 
people, and then person "B" 
uses one hundred well planned 
words to DEfend one hundred 
people and OFfcnd one person 
"A", then person "B" will 
clearly feel a greater sense of 
gnuiTicaiiofl than peison "A". 

I invite you to bring out 
your calculators to check this 
one out, and let me know if yoo 
agree. I hope 1 haven't offended 
anyone. 



HeaCth Corner 



soiih I* of F huiMing. rttue »> J<i*« Sium 



Harbinger 

William Raincv Harper College 
IIOOW AlgonqumRd 
Palaline. IL W»l-Tm 




Liny fiiilbi' 
I'ctfl H«nKktaMin 
Pitifl IkndwMH 
lk>u|;lM Rey 
Rotfyn Davi* 
kunl'kmjwiki 
Stoti HiMdon 
Tmys Bnjwn 
Glon* Curr 
TamTnitiiiiann 
RichadUCl 



The HARBINOEIt is the ttudmi lallkaiiiMi lor ihc Hmfn CoIto(« 
I eaanununiiy. publiihad wmkly cxcqK dunng holidiyi and rmil 

AU opinmH cipmMd ■• Otatt ol the wriut md not ncMsiwily 
■ «>l ihi mtlhia. in aaaiiriaBiiiiin. JKailiy er murtnii hoity. Adaininnt 

iiDiditlng. AU 

For nwllMr 



Have you evt- noughi 
about donating you. eyes 
kidneys or other organs lo 
extend or improve someone 
else's Mc after yiiu are gone? 

Organ donauon ts a miracle 
(bat truly docs work. But. 
mgins are naceived from only 
I S-* of the 20.()0<) plus who 
,1k- I'dch year and who have 
.n.iiljble organs and ussue lo 
donate Many requests for 
Mgins renain unfutniled. 

The Uniform Anatomical 
Gilt Act allows anyone over IH 
to sign a donor card willing 
Kmc or all of their organs after 
death The lllimiis Drivers 
License Bureau can supply you 
with a stamp for your license 
identifying you as an organ 
donor. During Tissue and 
Organ Donor Awareness Week. 
April 24-30. 1988. donor cards 
and information will also be 
available in the Health Service, 
A362. Your thoughtfulneas 
nowanbea 




„ v.tMtaiaiaUlNniiy^SaaalDyifnnciiaiaine. 

(HimkjrrmkSi tl m wm i 



The HarbiiiRer April 21, 1988 



Entertainment. ^, 

Performances make "Reckless 

funny, poignant 



Page 4 



■l Urfi Paiitlta 
irtlWr-lii-rhltf 

•T»as itie iHgM be I on: 
Cfcrittrow...An<l' jpw hustwnJ 
hM imikJ » l«i«w y""' •'''"»*''' " 

Thus l»c|ja» ilK premiMJ of 

Craif I.ueiM' «» !'■'»>'■ 

•R<rckk«'\ brtwflM lo llic lum 

hv (he Abtoiam Theatre Com- 

,iiv 31 l,ht Theatre Building, 

'■■><; W BeliiHiiit. in Ctaagt:' 

TlKM# MIM ■■ » coMdy. 



' •• rncm- lllin lltlK. 
jt ihcmc ««i) 
-(ill.)'- u I mi.) J tnafntter snidji of 
cMreiiw ck'inli 

A'-i a ttnilief <if («•'«. *»' 
acprti i«i«s *«■ (Mte iwrwr nii» 
in *e pljy: ym «iiiietiii»es k«ii 
more »b«)u« ihe chir«-iers lh»i> 
you need 10, Bui m « play ih" 
g«il, Ihsil'i (inpicking, 

TIjB IS the firm play m awie 
,mii«(ceitJlinl> Ihc firxlncw pliiv) 



ttal (ws math; m ■togli iwJ crji 
M)iHcs()<ic:eoflwoIinc*, 

"RecUeM" irHs the suiry ol 
R«-hel,., ■ uiburbiiti hou«*>f'e. 
who liiids oul let huitarMj has 
pot a tmlria oiil m her life. She 
lleeii (or tttt lile tti ihe only tocul 
pl,M:c open. * pB »Bitioin, where 
she iiweis UojmJ, who ptn 'tm a 
lift iMo an ndwnture ikai has » 
he Men 10 he believe**, 

nut, sh«m- I". filleJ 10 ihc 



■laftcrs *iih solid aciing ■■■■ • 

hut ikrce I»'P'«" "-'»">' "•*"'' '■"", 

Fiiine rmhon doc-s »'hal 1 

■ • , - ■ ..:iWc tn, 

' tx*,lK;v, 

David Cimeroii, m l-toyd- 
(Iocs Kimethmg inicitslmg. I«», 
He niA,es a taii«>n curicMiire 
iiMo someone »e really '<*' •« 

And lane Bl»« deser*ci 
meiwion if (« nothing else, tor 



'"S "■'"■ ■ ' ' 

play ihcni ■*•■'" 

' I purp*»'-.;ly left tml mosl of 
ihc plot here, tot 1*0 reasons: I 
dtm'i have nearly ihc space i" 
deiail die pItH Iwwls, and, more 
to Ihe p<:>inl. yt iu*« •"'*'<; '" '^^ 
there. 



F3Sm ^ 




S> i> d :j 



y 



'Vlih 




g ^'rjulDr-j 



ft 



tj Kr«lw ColililtiB 
ti.ff Wrtitr 

Dcnttt* fItipiwr'J new fiHn 
r.J«ii - fof the first itme. 
psitrays iBWi pnin » «««■ 
thwi. jmt .iinofHil f rwip* o( 
'vtoteni wmciili. 

'THey IK iliotMi, liilexiMaD:' 

yWtlt, flic KMtS P** "«" » 

sense of he.lo»gtii| and 
tmpoitancc. 'The icfuh u t»e of 
Uie moil renJisiic jwiniyiil* ol 
■KnJern «ii««i life e*er iwl on 
fitm.. 

,Scaii fmm mA Robert 
lav alt play partners «it* 
riAK opinions itsigiicfl to 
vitgeles" |an« eriiclnli;J«'n 
u(»l. While Perm's thafKiCT » 
prmt md hash. »(icmpt,ic(g, [m 
'..,,„,' ' iniimidMe gang 
;;.,: , ■ . . Dii*all IS the 
i-ip«Tic»:cd siWiet-sniari cop 
who Kji» to befrtiemt the pug 
memlier*, ifcetretore eamini 
lenfMcl HKl. •liwiniJnii. 

TIi« miwic w»<Jl'»« mamA 
(iMC cential iiinies. On*' •» <>' » 
'tfsal.) png «>d » I'l-yeai old 
named Filipe wkt mini cbosc 
w-he*er lo become a member 
Ilk' his older ctwsin « my to 
k:'Ij(»1 .ami hie an "kinesf tifc 

Hoppef "■■■■■■ ' "'"'■* '" 

^:i,plitin 'dtc 

■ ly thanee the youlh 
:, . ! • , imity fife 

Ai:it»ihe:r story is that uf ihc 
afftir between f'enn antt ii 



Chiij"..' -'...I. .an. played by 
Maria CoiKhita. Akmso, 

The m:iit»»I atttaclion 
between the two is never 
e»ptaiiwl and lhe,ir spin » a 
piailiciahb ending lo thii f1:i>i»y 
relalMD'Hltip, It w<m iivniahle 
thai, 11 wo«iI*lii't work is she »•« 
from the pom, fang intoled 
ncightorhowl ami H •»* >»*■' 
life. 

AMi«i({h iJie T«mm for her 
charncier's. esutcncc *t^ 
Ijiobiihly U) iild ««:mte more ftesh 
to ibc screw., it tiaa r«|«tiei«Bl, 
Um two diMtatni wtrtk n*! •"'«' 
diCkolt it is 10 croni the barrier 
between, (he ihem. 

The third »nd mam sti:if> 
*]ii that of Penn. awl Duvill 
irymg to s't*»p the continued 
titltngs ben*en. t*o of i..,A.'s 
iniMl powetfyl gangs., the Cnps 
twearing bliieK, Md te Blood* 
(wcjuing n«l'>. 

The killings a.re a 
c:onwi.uin(t tytic ol revengr 
when the Crips till J Hi.--.' • 
'B'lood 'kills a *:'np ,111.1.1 - 
<»« ol (be B'kKKl's leadei- ■■' .. 
youth niiiied Hi-Top who 
Du'vtll lei go tm.ce to gel 
i.ti:fotmaiim>. 

Ht-Top i* liK* wanted for 
.iiieitiioning and the ksuIi is a 
Migh-ipoed cha»e that ends iip in 
a teime hoslage sitMlion in ■ 
ciowdeii Rsiaijciint 

One of the Cnp's leadefs is 
J member named R«:kct. wtai 






o:pem the Mm by kilimK » 
yoing ineinhcr of 'the Bkiod's. 

The nairch f« Rocket ksnh 
to the aecidenial killing of 
«Mihef . iitd die ti«*w«n« of the 
titj'j youth by die police is put 
.mil* quention. 

Penn gives i fine 
peiSwiiPce M Ihe imipni new 
minded coi», as t*i*all is right 
■I tmutt m the tough cop with 
■Ihe folden bean, 

Under llofuwr"* dtffftiiw. 
the film ac:ciiraiely shows the 
dcto'laiion iind despair of the 

'BieiMof I ,*. , 

Since J», I, l«« <•«« 
have bee:n over M» gang relaleil 
killings in Los Angeles and 
crackdown J by o*er 2.(W 
Califoinia ■policemen, have 
tMMghl ill buindiwls of siBpec::i««J 
g»nf »eiiihe,rt. Unforiuniiiely, 
this H on,ty a small dent iS die 
city has over TO.IWO .gang 
meintbcrs. 

Tbis film 'has sparked srmw 

,inn:>vet'sy as »iilJ,-tTi.trie (jrtwp* 

,t accused the Mm i:'l 

ti...nfyinggiii'¥' ^^' ''"'' '■""'■■ '" 

die film did ih- 



'P«:iil««yiiil 1*1. (»»«» a-s il>::.H'i"i-'i'- 
young Ail>*fie:iini with no oihci 
wai out. 
Hating tml S: 



Sculptor Visits Harper 

" r 



I 






i 



phjio t>j J"*« S'i,»<...n 



Sculpl« Dalion Maioney. artist of •*» «:"'P*f « '^'"■T'l^,'''^. ™ 

.:..nit«s. IS visiUng Harper* m dqwtmcnt this w«k, H-; '^^ "^~^ 

; urc ihree dimensional design, and drawing trimi tlic 

of Tenas ai Arlingion, Maroney ha* Ken conduning 

. , i.id working wid> an students on a third sculpture lo b.- 

,ved on campus "Im hopmg by Friday I will be at the painting 

' <.i«l mmiey. "The «-nlrt«rc « a wixidcn cOTStrucuon .ol m 

„ - ^atka ^' 'oney will be at Harper llirough 

■.,\nyonc im. 'vm «> consiraclion or has any 

, „,..v towacl Mar.-,- ,ii extcKion 34'>4 or visit at I' 

1.::.' -,..mll2 



.1 I ''I 



TMNSRIITOIUrCOUEOE 
DEQREECOMPiniONPMMMUK 

ADiffinSING DESIGN. lUXISTRATION, 
■NTERIOR DESIGN. mSHION OESKSN, 
mSMON IERCHAN06MG, PHOIOGRAPHY 

at maitm Oajr and MaMnfl. 
or phon* tar eaiilag. 



r uB 10 so amtn Noun 
•no t-i—i AA8 
Sunins Juma aiMi 



v3l 0>, -,, 



RAYCOLLE0EOFJiSION 

• M t 






iitai 



tOSIl 




HEALTH CARE CENTER, INC. 



Cominucs to oH»r low cost, con«d«n««l 
car* In all irtas of womens health: 

• Family Planning 

• Pap Smears 

• VD testing & treatment 

• Pregnancy testing & referrals 

• Pre-marital blood tests 



we DO PHYSICAL EXAMIHATIONS FOR WORK. SCHOOL. SPORTS 



for infommtion mtdor appotntimnt call: 
359*7975 5S3 H. Court, Suite tOO, Palatin* 



The ItarbingtT 



Page Five 

Getting Bombed with Harry 

vvi,.., ^.. r.:.;.lU' have here is a nidial pina-r. 



»j Pvdvr Swtcacf 



tiu: 



umjri 



ihe 
•liiill 
■;t no 



It's always a pli- ■ ' ■ ■ ' *»l ;»"■•-■• 
member* of the p'sy-.' ■ ., ommiini 
no I only sbtd some lip hi on the 
animal but can :iiso tell Nome gooti -.. - ■ '•..;.t Moritrs,, 

When you hsten to then talking am.mg ilieiiKclves, 
though. yo« begin to rcah/e ihc dik-mroa they face m a daily 
basis- The contitction of lino 

Perlvips tn ihc .:le «" vuluiatc themselves as 

soemnis thev ,cr. -.m. lutear rules for bvmm 

behavior winch often seemn intniiiicallf w#«-liBeai:., If net 
completely random. 

Bb( "in their search tor constants mA univerMiI 
behavioral, Jiiws, they perhaps overlook the ir«.h they 

'"'''"First "let's pretend that the word I «»i earlier,, "llitif", 
means that 'somcihin| ha* to do with K lift « iil»». 
Coincidental ly. it d«». 

When only the neircst part of a liM Is f«Me, *« c"" « 
difficult to protract the line backward to its point of or.gin 
without scientific .nstruments,, ConvrrM-lv. when 'He 
beginnings ot rn„inv !ii'.i;-. .t'c visible, 
to correctK asvigri :litm l<i iheir ('■;■, 
middles are prescni. i"oll«r.s ' 

Okay. You're the shrink * 

disturbed past Cyou assume 
certain behavioral aberration.s. li' 
to the neighbor's cat: he spraypai 
when his yamulkc is m 'he wash he 
Temple; he's not Jewi.sh. 

Those are the end segments of line- Vvur )ob as an 
,nalyst is technically one ■ ' '-■■' ■ ■..Ju.g, chicken 

. .,- ,. .1.., k,.k. . ■ out lis roots, 

vntrads. lo correct ihis heh.-. . .. ""' " ■ 

but first voii musi find those riK»t:,, ^'ou must delve ihrough 

the millions of mtidenis in his life, major and minor, ami try 

to determine whu-h of them formed the beginning of the 

lines that now c.iuse him to fall to his knees cverv simday 

night at seven o'clock and scream "Virik t:n- M !.-..:;■ HH ">c' 
with vour throbbing mouschood'" 

Which incidents mark the siari of 
spanking he received i- ' ' 
party'? A nocturnal eir 
episode of l:,raie and Hen' 1^ 
you'' Or something he ilofsn't .' 
sujinble across the answer, how 

Do you see the problem'' 
that voti finally thro* up your 



I'll ill 
Sides 



What we really have here 
means Oiai I have started 
from the i- 
Si-rioiish' 



drawing a circle down both 
It ncaiiv ai the bi'itf"'" 



i: I re I e . 

AC ha SI 



J I ihf fHitiom. 



have been 



miilions. 

r ..-.-litl 



k'hrf 



r«"' 



i, .JUI'S ll' ■>'"■" 

', him U' 

. alumintim 

:.ii on the mailman, 

wears a lea co/y lo 



SUliU'L*. 



ll ■ 

haiii! 



thai line'' VVas it the 

■■ iTthday 

: pre ted 

he's not telling 

rvt-ri it sou do 

,;.i(,. i, jusitating 
"Gee w'hii', I 



iiig 



dun' I k:-,.* Let's just pluck out h.s iruiit*! laht, Tl«t «telW 

cover 1 1 . .. iL *» JL L^t I » 

And ,h,' ■ .ohimn is about, fight' .^ blanket 

,n.tu-..n. o. trie (..;.. n,„Hnc , ^-uy ai,d^the^ moral 

.,,.r....i,H:, of s«Kiety in de.ilini: -> .lenlally (ll.. nglit- 

NODC 

'Then' it must be about the poor traflilttion between 
human behavior and scientific method, right'? 

Not even close. Don't trv lo M-coml eucil ««, fitlkl.. « 
my w'nting had any cont.mutv or • id be lurniiig, a 

buck at It 



At link them 
Ltiik. Link, link 

In the history ot human iiy. there 
probably billions of incidents ot 
'behavior We can't begin to unearth tli', 

. ^ L ■ (cn or M) tend lo stand out 

■order ot hetnousncss, bu, '.>•" or mi u.iiu 

Hitler was »l, barn!. ...•■■■■ 

Or was he'-* , . , 

Hitler had pro. social ideals. That those ideals weu. 
wMped and twisted doesn't concern us here. t.)nly ihai the 

welfare ..f •-.icicty was his motivation. 

Thii Met iilone could plop our first runner up iieaily 
i,„o firs, place, esen though h.s direct and indirect victims 
art counted as far fewer than Hitlers. 

Ilte^'^uranium bomb tl^ • • dropped on fliroshima. 

and the plutonium bomb ' three d.,ys hucr on 

Nagasaki, were esper.meius. A ,h-, sersion ot the A , u.rian 
e..ta«.». 'T)oes might make nsh," Or r,ght make m.ghl. 

•' their facei were wholly burned, their 

MtsiH-kets were hollow, the n.iid from their 

fuelled eyes had run down their cheeks. John 

Hersey, //iro.*'.fiimii 

rm a pretty open minded fella, hm everv argument 

rvc heard in defense of those bombings was as limp as a 

n,t.|t,. • •■■■'■■•'■ beam. 

Ilarrv Truman w..s jusi having a bummer day. 

.. i,d I begin with all that stuff about 
„,^. .. To misiiuoic someone whose name I torpei 

f^Life must be lived forward, but can onlv be understood 

backward." ,, ,, , ,;,,:,,,, 

It IS mv theory that when llarrv was a lad living 

somewhere in "Missouri, he was one of the t,rs, kids on the 
block to have tndotw plumbing. 

When urinating, perhaps young Harry tanuis. td 

he was battling an "enemy fleet. 'The bubbles in the 
represented the attacking warships. Ihe bigj-v 
were the destrovers and battleships, so young 
concentrate his siream on these, but her 

aggravating cycle, h.s tor..- .".d deternun:.:,on 

big bubbles would cause ' 

ln'"sinkinii" itiese. he woum s..r.iii- <."■!.* ■- - 

m.ore. 

And when itus 
bowl, the worst was >.i ■' 

Harry wotild run out of ammo. 

Back up and regroup"' 

Hell no' 

Mlow time and gravity lo take 

'Hell no' 

Young Harry had the answer. . 
He flushed 



thai 
<iiw I 

'■■les 
-idd 

.111 



.UI....1 



.. .tble armada filled the 



their loll? 



■■pMiPII 



The Scrounge 

By Jerry Sc'hwaru 



The scfoiinger crawls out of cold woodworks 
'Be wary where the scavenger lurks. 
Some leech for a living some for thrill* 
Making mountains ou, of our molchtils^^ ^ ^^^^^^^ ^.^^^.^^ .^ ^^^ ^^^ 

Awaits our passing to peck our eye 

Tiey flit Ihrough ashes for wood unburncd; 

Shiisitirfs leaving no turd tiniurned. 

Nothing brim's The Scrounge more pleasure 
Than one m.in's trash as his own treasure; 

jhe ^' ' ' ' r-.-nchcs of vilest hell 
I, J 11,^. St I . ro".e ihc sweetest smcH 



I 

'J 



I 




Upcoming 



The lliirbinger \pril 21, I'JKX 



Pace 6 



-■.•[Him i> tt'y ^<('iji,iifi( _^,^^^ ^;^, 

-. J..,...,.., ixitiimni Affil I lUi m iiit- i«,cpwji i, oilttt ji i lui 

t.K. StlKlCltt m CKSinadl ID MC »MllK:k>ri foi AluHlCt ill 



lAMLXI 



otun 



AfMI 11. 1«, J7. MM » u. ti HUM 

IMai I.i.'i.) M f >.>.■>■>» 

I fM. m * ^m. 

■NO AIWtlKlmE.KT CAMtt WCM»*JIV 

Afnl BAM » ».m m I: W f .a. 



Mlf 1*3 



• pm. m»M rm. 



unmnED early MniirmA-noN mm g luwn .^. m 

MmrV.lO. It.l2 «..KM.a. 

* ''' I pi.llli. 10 4 JII..IIIIII,. 



TUmOM » FH« MUST m fAJD lY MAY Jl. IW. CMI 

ICWDULil Wnj. H CANCSIXEO 




^^eivis a Harper C«tlc^ 



A.NIIIOUUCE. 



§^ MEWSPRP^R 
DRIWE 

•.-frUie, a. editor jh'.ch ftt^H«i. 
•n par»l«i.-. fr.„ the »K,„|J,r. 

n»-.»p»(>»r anl aUnvU..^ tan 

yfoy&papftc& - Brown BoAgti 
Q, . n fS t'"-i pteatt 

niiumifHiinn < inns- Piat^.i. Aaat 

Larg^ Se«. - -Trade m fcrk™ 



«MM WMM row MAMT 10 tNOIK ' 



eiMIBAlANO 

MHOMATEDOfflCf, 

UGHIIMDUSIRIAl. 

TEMPORARY JOBS 
AVAJLABLE..JODAY! 



CAii. 



980-8900 



lynirorce 

temporary service* 

NO HI KXMfH'¥ 




Tli*Forc*ll«liiiid 

CIllC'QfOs wfofK rOffC# DabbiaTamfig 




Attention 
Phi Theta 
Kappa 
Graduates 

Honors, imscI w,ii t^ 
included in your imduaikm 
pic'kci. 

You may. however, order 
the Pfij mew Kippa honon 
stole though the National 
oiiigazitM;.. 

If you need mi onlcr farm 
piMie pul your rri^ucit along 
*iih your name and address in 
the flu TTuu Kappa mairhon in 
die Studeni Acuviues Office lo 
the anenlion cf Sandy Endler. 

Please note that delivery 
lakes ahout 10 days. 



Harper Swim team 
holds swim-a-thon 



Members of the Harper 
S'wim tcani are organizing a fund 
raising drive it> htilp die fanuly 
of a former member of ihe team 

The group is planning to 
hold a jwim-aiJKin on April 
lOth. ihit will be during open 
swim in M Bldg. between 1-4 
p.m. 

Sponsor! are needed for Utit 
eveni. sponsors need only 
plodgc a few cents per lap. Each 
individual will swim as many 

riMi [iimmiin scmw.. smut, i 



laps as possible in one hour. 

TTie family diat wc wish U) 
help IS ahout to have dieir home 
foreclosed on hy the bank This 
IS a one parent family whose 
moUier's only wish is to lake 
care of her bds. 

Anyone interested in 
participating or sponsoring 
please contact a swim team 
member or leave a message at 
M- Bldg office. 





Hf soan 








If*n#\ [kw rirf«4 


m, It 


TiacMW 


^F >» 


tlt.u< itftjr 


•Ur It 


■ ia)-l:lt 


■Ll CM. m t 

W Claim 


NLi IkffOiintlnf 
CIlHtl 


«L MtM 101 


T-l 
IrOO-tllS 


ric.ii, 

Tim afttf 
SoKlally 


• ilS-tl.W 


■.»-r 
•lOD-liSD 


I-H 

•ilS-lOitO 


H.«.r 

• :«t-lin 


T-t 

II 1 1§- 1 1 10 


1 1 ■ M- 1 • n 


M.H..r 


T-l 
lO'ilO-II.O'i 


i«.i-.r 
ii.oa-HiKi 


JmcUIIj 


l-H-lTlO 




t-l 
l:M-MJ 


1 D0-Ii1S 


IWtHllj 
OrrinjM Iian 


liW-SiM 


1 «-i no 


1-. 


K-H-F 


imcuiir 



tmam i 



1. CltMM MtlM*>^<l •;« lair iflw .m rtllo, tk* «ii>l>« citit uOtJuK. 

f , mmMt Il»l«# HtttT ••«"t«f •>! I.tur*i, (iHltt «UI Ml t«a iMk ur H.t II l.r f ...1 

tiwlKitiwi, In It mi lii»l»( rffiUr dm iwrtoil. 



*»fl rtf*lir elm ««rt«»ri« 

jtt rtigii ams m m in iiiti ma i 



Lil...,[" .I!f . .•i'l*™."' ■ '' <» '■ H. I ,,. «-.?i! 



■in ™ i«rsi» . I f n«r .c 1 1 V • 

»IH1» <'W"t:H 



!**# «ftO're fu.i! ffi«» M:h**ilf. 
^ # *ffp*'<»pr I «l* ( IM# p#r I Dl 



Complete your 4 -year degree 
at 

UAltAl VyyJLiLiEjVjMii 

coeducational • liberal arts • pr^te 
resident and commuter students 

• 21 majors 

• Day and evcumg clawes 

• Hummer session 

• Career plaaning 

• Individual academic ativising 

• Adult re-entry services 

• Daytime child care 

• Convenient suburban location 

Summer School starts June 13 
Call for a broeliurc 

Contact Barat ColleRc Admissions 

Too E Westleigh Road l.ake Forest II. 60045 
t.j 12) 2;)4-30UU On Saturda^ii (3 12) 296-4260 




Classifieds 



Classifieds Classifieds 

'lilt! Harbinger \pril 2L 1'>HK 



I'aUi- 



(la<,sified \d Rates 



.-nploymtijl 

LEGAL SERVICFS 

FREE CONSULTATION 



■•CI 1)0' 

eoj- 






u n r r n v 



CO 



ABWIWISTiATlVI 

*^si<;tavt 



r'tir ■, Mur It'K 41 nt-eiH 




ilivorce, reil esuir 


* rl li ^ 4 5 1 


Phime »l'2 1»00 Ev** jnJ 


fictii-'U- '■ ■ • 


weefcentl »ppt» »i»iUtilr 
l.dm' i.rr.i,:.-i. (i( Bevker d 




Br«h«"r f- ■ 1 H N Mf actum, 
■i'lr, Sclnumtturg, II 


MaiiU 

EOS RENT 



■/ of 

I" « U' f 

iP'Uiet 



PUck Bfi (V'tf 'IViMiiB. I''uii.ir 
NX ,:i vr» old' Id tKiiil 1.11 
te.iiher t*U M *«t*d«)'i 
•fler 2 p m •nd ■iiiiili.tt •n 
ortor •■• ■IW3-5II43 

IJ'-M" Ihinei t'otdtliit Tf 
Ufo»'n/Sunhurtl Hirdli. 
used. feeei,v«<l »» « mtt 4 
Vfi ito. ("ill Ed *««kd«v» 
,1 ,,. -• ... _ ,,.-,j ifliiKr iin 



FOR i) .MUST* KG 
...■hh,.-i, 

!". .*C... til 

I ' I'l or m-u n e 

■ iti.f('»r»ii-cf 
■■.■pninti' 



TYPING SERVICE 
Ful »t'.,.'ur»le «'t 

. n » Ca,K .J I 2 ■ ' 



SIMMER HILPI 

Summer R»»l.«urini h»lp 
wauled Tfte Itttey toid 
Houi* W»it»:r*, W'nl.re»»e». 
HO'ii per tout. B«irlt«m»r«. 
"ookt, fc Bu !(!••• *<"•» 
Write .W Ket«y Ro«d. 
Birrmilon. 11. W)OI0 or 
c«II J 1 2-311 lot t 

RESUMl SEIVICI 

Stan, oui yttyr tob i*atch on 
itie right ((x>t %'iih i *etl 
wriiien resume 

D.»yi/even|» /wli, nd». cill 

SEASONAL 

Lireiu»r«Ji Blum he 
cerlifit'd for priviie p«ol it 
SheCfteld Ti)%'nf H-.'usf 
,., >,;Mi.. . ,n SvhuiimbiirK 
f ..,•-> ply in persim <» 

.,, :., ,: j.in.ut In 



Call 



FUtt TIME STUDENT 
winli to »plii "'"i *'"I* 
milher iludtnt Ne#d. lo 
fmd mutual apt SWF or 
SWM i:»lt evenintt • .W4- 
0140 



Hm.!SF.S FOR SALE 

GOVERNMENT HOMES 

from It DO a Repair i Bl.'Y 
Proper tie J ftrr back T.AXES* 
Info, REPO Listing \ 'M»^ 
4"!«) .5"*16, EKT H^J671,*A, 
24 HRS 




I'ljUT FORI* MLSTANC 
1 -cvl , iiick Need 
boi' Ask.ng 11310 
Mirk • 2'i9-II0<J 



Call 




I'Jg'iTOVOTA 

MR 2, red. e-i,e«.i:,Mlll, 
comlition Mkins t9,'i00 
Ca,ll II") ,J'H''2m 

I'js:- 11,1 l}<. fJKKZK 

M . ,-<,i,B.il . rear 

. ,. - flir*rtn,i:, 

■r,»..k<s. AM/f M "iiereo 

mile* :Mi|i.Bt 

I ■■!, ctiBii.., m 

• •<:•<» 

.... j,,,,p,(,.,(,.,y., ,|^,jj. 

V'"S, ilttlt,. 
.'., PI. Till; 

" . - r ] -I '. \l,iTlJ ,plw.j 

■i' ■» .iitMint t«,** 
.,i«i :|!. I/til.. e«lt 



MfcRTIN STEEL, STRING 
Cmiar . II '• r •> ui J 
eietllent cond Kst>>n% 
$400 Call Miktt m tlS- 
415 •'V»n 

T,*.RIC1-' ■'■|TA8 

Nylcifl •: yr* "ItJ" 

,'Uk,iit *io" t;*n W*,i» » 

ilBIiSC*.,!!, 

Will* esiiH' t*''»i» UiW'«hi»,i. 

1,11 w»B etii'iiiis'ii Kt'),, lf*t 

I'-vii: 'loi; iBUKi'iiiir *n'eti« 

I'M] till: "(I) jtifrto flan'lfli' 
:|,?1'( KcE Itiefliei, X l>ia»ii 

guiLir ♦ ««•«' - 121*1 

Fir*il,«t jid'fliurk I'D »•» 
6 111 »M,p ■ 11,60, flaiBBi,o.n,d 



•^■.'». I 



"S-: - 



J-^'^ ' 



RESEARCH PAPERS 

17.000 to ehoot« from— oil %«bl«cH 
Low«it Pric«f , Lorg«it S«l»ctJon 

Oriter Ca talog Today witi; VIsa/MC or COD 

^^^ 1-800-621-5745 

Or. rush $2.00 to: 

Author's R«t#«rch S«n.lc»i, Inc. 

407 S. O«art>orn, Room IMS 

Chicago. IL 60605 

Cu.ten. fB;rrh a/to «r.«.IXt-«« »>•'» 



Ofdafino 
Hot Lin* 



We >■ 
tislt*,- 
*>•»•-■ 
nai 
1 ft e '• 
infii- 
•* t . 
»*.,■' 

„il I ,1 ' 

,l(ll'!'r- 

Wr 
*i c 



fsu,*a ci,inUi,i Lirri, 
- ■ 3! ril 2 'Ml I "I 



FEMALE MODE L S 

WANTED, EARN 1300 

criltegr rilrrrl„i'' '>V,i"! ;> '"' 

M 
Iwkalt., IL hOl I'. 1*»S 
ii::slendiri »v*i,lable hy mail 
J,, ,^, 

,kitK,*dii!',Li,A,,li^ 

MASTERCARD 

Net one rel'used Regard leis 

lit credit liiitnry Alio 

FB,*SF Had credit Do il 

. ' Call r'6l9-'S6S- 

, CI«i4SIL 

DO rOU NEED A 
HOUSEKEEPER 7 
t can clean your houtt. 
(iffic* or apartmetil low 

rate! eicelleni refereiKei. 

leven yrs, of eiperienc* 
Ffir mofe mfurmaliun pleate 
caHLui* 25"t«.)21 

Altvnnon Harper 

tiudffntf atitf a/umnr 

Are you Iwiking (or a |i::*'> 
m'hy not nop in at the 
Harper Pl»c,emfni (ifdn?- 



AnOPTION 

\]\ riuh»nd and I jm- 
mterejted in adopting an 
ml ml If you know o! 

■■ who 15 con'idering 
•■ a child lur jd-Tlmri 

r ,c' .!!<;■ call ti)llt'i-I m f> 1 S ■ 

■i'il2..,2<»,:iR 



COLLEGE CASH 
We II help vou 
Computer ued 



1 1 n d It 

service 



1,0 fill n'hii 
'inputer dan 



I K r a n I ! 

.,;, , and other aids 

t . > p e c 1 1 1 e * 11 V 

,; Ke<ulu are 

(tuiii Jtnrrij i>i started now 
,fin neil fall Call nr write 
(or free information 
American ,\cademic 
Services POR 4312 Dept A. 
Nonhhro.ik, IL ((0065 -4,? I 2 

To Tkt Stmaal Im4j 
■ iK'Wailmg . . . 

Yes 1 know I'm thady, and 1 
love your new glaatet! 
Somctliing tells me deep 

down . yuu already know 
who I am. But you won't 
admit II 10 yourtelf!! Here's 

a clue' [ know you were at 
Woodficld last Wednesday 

and I know' you work at 

Walgrci*!!*! Am I m your 

An Class,*'.' M.aybc! Wanna 

«t"f a icary movie 

tomfiimc?'! 

'^■■" \V,'B' Latci". The 



NEcd CAsh For 
colUqt ?? 

tl4»MIUON 

in tmm- '^f'Ni iiNCiAinro 

VI AH 

w't CAN MM,) I Hi: HiNUS YOU NH'O 

J M tOUCAlTONAL SOIVICES 

I'.O liOX 71 / 
I HLIGIITS, IL 600/0 
;?) 705-8527 
HKiii lottrxti. mrouiiATioti 



At! 01.' I 



rtioNi Nuneia- ( — 



Sports 



1 he Harhingcr April 21. 1988 



Pages 



Baseball 



Hi Smt Dordon 
Sfurtii Kdttmr 

fVipiie Iwd fill losM-s lo 
■ Coltcft. Ill* H»wks vnll 

jR-rtetii;:ii;,f, In fact, the ieani\ 
retont II '1' :()-S puts Iht: figure ji 
MM\ |x,i 

N)C" AA niiiiilicr llirec nnkcd 
Tnwn swtfn ■ diMlilc-ltea4er 
frim Hiipef on Tucidty. Scwcs 
were m foUowt: 

Har|>rr %». Trilna 
(iainr One: Triton « Harper 
5 
Ciamt "tmm: Tril«>n 4 

llirfCT W 

l..wt week tk Hawks wcr 
iwicii »MC Mcccsjil'iii It3r|>cr 
iMpi tlnililC''liaiilcrs firm hxli 
OMkiom r<i»minimiy CoHegc una 



llarprr » 

(iamr On* 

Sfir. ' Offer 

ihrer tui, ...^,m..,m(! a (li'i 
!>-hn Bmawa. wl» nuri 
ihitd, comribulc! I,*H hll;. 



Kocli V'alltj 
Harpa-r li Ritclt 



had 
,ki. 



three RBIi fuv. 
lounh win jii.: 
picket! up a sikvc 



'u::nit:k 



(immt Twfi: Harper 1 1 
RKk Vail*;' l> 
Tony Vaca wcw i Iht -4 wuh t». 
KBIs,, Vaca «1m. u-cofA-tl ih,,' 
vielory. Citchcr Paul 
0"Calla|ltan atldtd a iwo-iun 
hiime nm, ami Hirer RBI,* 



Harper \%. 

(■iiiiK ()nir: 

Oaktun I 



Oaklon 
Harptr 



Softball 



It i MtM Bmrtmn 
Nporti MDitr 



1.1 1 



"I 



.J.n 



■h 



n»d" 



pliice 

The Hawk* lapiml' up' iheir 
l)om« leasm wiili ■ iwiittbitl 
sphi againit Thorton. last, 
Frutoy. 

Miarper M an. imimiMtvc 
l(i' I reccinl ai Iwme. "Oietr only 
low came u i.l«« hinds of 
Tharun. 

Tlw leam iwn-pi double - 
headeri laai wctk from 
Kiihwiiukc'c on Tliursday and 
Ri:>ck Valley m Saianlay. Tlic 
Hawks spin t*.,.i at Cak|» tt$ 
DuT'ige i» Tue^bji 

Harper »». DuPafC 
Cainr Onr: OuPait 14 
Harptr 4 

.lenniftr Pyila.!/ (6-4) 
«i.((cred ihe lnv*.. .Shortstop 
.Ieitiii.{et Blaaky )w a hme run 

G»tm Jwm lla.rptr 14 
DaPift IS 

Michcle Thenaull (K-.J) W'as 
(he winner. 

Harper vs. Rock Valley 
Game One: Harper S Rock 
Valltj ft 

.Pi'ilari, who itlowrt only 
three hi is., shoi ml tetck 
Valley. She ihrewi a cjwipleie 
game victory, fcnny ftaunnuck 
had iwo hits ai dxl n.>.-ca.pUin 
Kris l-o'Sifi 

(Janie Two: Harprr A 
KiKk Valley I) 

Ag,ain (he tii>»k* were .iMv 
li> hold R«:l Valley «i;>telc«. 
Thenaull was virwrkMis in Iwr 
coinipletc gaine cffori. Harper 
.Kwcd mc in ihc fust inmng 
and ihrn eipkHlcd wi.ih live tn 
the liftli. Foster, *hi. (il;i>., 
Iirst. and Hawkj' i.horistop 
Blaky each iMd two REIs. 



Harper »s. Thoriim 
Came One: Harper I 
I hcirliin I 

ILirjKi i ttucc ruii.> m the 
first weie all tlicy need. Lynn 
t'loyer ha<l two htis. incMing a 
double, She sttio icwed three 
mm and stole iwo hniei. The 
Hiwt«' l«d-titf hatter Julie 
Rows knocked in five rtins. 
SyOan allowed only une nn m 
thiee hits.. She also iecord«!d the 
cnmpfele game win. 
(iainc Two: TborKin h 
Harper 4 

The Hawks handed Thonai 
ibc win afkf Harper commitlcd 
itx errors. Thenuali held 
Tkirton lo a .1-0 lead aflcr «.». 
The .Haw'ki' i»io errors m the 
Kiventh. along with a ptsthall 
ami wiMpitch alktwed Th<Mon 
10 p) up fr-0, Hjifjief wa.s ahle lo 
K.urc lour in Ihc hntlom of itit; 
seveitih. hul is was too Itllle 
tcK) late. The loss emted ihc 
uam's five gjwnc wi.n-sireak. 

Harper vs. Kishwaukee 

(iame One: Harper .5 
Kithwaukce 1 

Harpeif look Ihe kail wtiti 

mil rans in tlie (irsi and 

remained m fn;ml ihroujihoui the 
pme. Ttic Hawk-s' c«nic.rficld<'i 
Rowe had two hiit. siolc two 
haiei and scoied two runt. 
Theriuall iiruck out six and 
completed the game for Uie 
VIC lory 

Came Two: Harper II 
Kithwaukee ..} 

The Hawi..! tollceied II 
funs, including m. in ike 
scvf n.ih, on 1 1 hits. Rt.*in 
Draklcy had lour hit.s :)iiil Blacky 
..idded a »lo- homer. Thenuali 
piicheit anothei compk-tr game 
and picketl up her sicond vKKiry 
of the day. 

The Hawks' home ea.me 
■gailM Mtfknry on Titiirsiliy 
lia* hetm cancelled Haipct plays 
Mimoii,. Friday ai 2: 10 pm, in 
Ciceio, 



• . thicc nins in ihc 
loj'' nth heal ('.>akion 

Ofler ri..i..i i.'.u> nits and mn RRW, 
intluding the name winnci AI 
1 ..., ..... ' ,. I,., „.,. t,.j,\ ihr.-r 

• Oii-iu,. k. 



(iame Twiii: Harper t 
Osklitn 4 

Secaid tascnian Dean Van 

Tkvim hii .3 iwo-nin hiiwicr in the. 

.■ I'll give the Ha«ks 

.1 had (t.uf' hits anil 

i.:iii.'ii« .r,:.tii.ii «...M..."altaghjm added 

three. 1 efty Bill O'Crady .picked 

up the win 



the Hawkv play ai home 
JEJin.<i.i Wright Jtmiof College 
today ai 2:(I)piii. 




•Mil Head I'.iaih Dan KcMf and baiti' 
^ w tlie MiigaK 



Dave 



iennis 



My !itoll Bunion 
!>p«rl» bailKir 

Wlicn ide Harp<!t tennis 
leam tteps onto the cmin ii'« 
not lusi ti'i play lennis. n'v lo 
win. They continued their 
winning ways, 'healing up cm 
confetence foe illtnois Valley K 
1 on Frelay 

'The Hawks did suffer a 
(teleat againsi Vineenne* 
rnucr-iiiy on Saturday. The 
lean had lo travel i» Indiana to 
lake on Ihett oppiineni. 'The 
H:i-.'.l- '■••< ■■■■ .,--...-,,...i iht; 



-t;''' 



i.'i"m'i|.>cinn''ii 



"They are much 
than we arc and wc didii t ie..iii;. 
lhi.nk we wwitd W'ln. hul we all 
played to the I'wsi of our a.hilii\ 
awJ I'm sausficd *iih iliai." \iuii 
team captain John Fiichlord 

The team defeated 
I..'nive.rsii> of Wisconsin at 
Wtiitewalef on Monday. Harper 
hod lo ni.akc another nwl-irip to 
uike on the Divt.sion II school. 

Harper vs. Whtlewaler 

Sfngles: loe Drewke 6-1 
(>-2: Ph'it Randa,i/o fdrlaiiltnl 
.ifii'f he hrokethii'i • ■ tiiii 
Ailams 6-4. '7-5 ■ 1. 

T-h; Jay OInck c. .. '<>.•(<; 
Mint BartlcMH) d-.'!, fv i 



^ll> 1 vi the Kam allriNiles 
tticir success lo many hours ol 
hard practice, hut two team 
menihcrs have a different view. 

Barilcson and Randarzo 
claim iticir most recent victories 
were a direct result of their 
tropical vacations to ihe 
Caribbean over spring break. 

Coach Roy Keams docs not 
can: what the teaiion is as long 
as Ihc team continm lo win. 

Harper has a home mcei 
againsi Sauk Valley today at 
TIKI pm. The learn will also 
compete in the N4C Conference 
liiurnament, Friday-Sunday at 
Rock Valley. 



Track & Field 



Results from ihe Eastern 
Illinois Untvcfsily- Coorj 
Siivci Bullcl Inviuiional. April 
1 S and 16 at Charlesion, 

hfra'i Track 
Brian Pawlak. discus- 
141''*": M:irio 'Pippcn. triple 

j'Uffip -14 s 



WtiHtn.'! Track 

I. a lira Fremgen. 8(K)m- 

■> iiki L{»pc.i. mxim*- 

.lura Neuhaum. 40f>m 

liur - M.ii'Jeln'tc I'lton. 

ilk.. i.'i.-i'tf Rcichnuiih. 

'S'f'i ' Anne I haver. 

I' I • ..irrn V^ (t^icpc. 

".'bs^y ^ Janice Word^ 

pselm- K.'7 
•'National Q:nlifit.r 

Resullf from' the North 
Ccnlral- Chicago Metro Invite. 
Afml "7-')at N.a|jerville. 



Men's Traek 
'Frank Bamh. 



UOm 



hurdles- 15 4. long jump- 21 «, 
triple jump- 44T l/A': Tim 
Davi.s. hammer- 121'; 'Pat 
Liidvigsen. hammer- fV. 

WoiBfn'i Track 
Loper, hepiahtonCll- 

■'MSpts.. 2(M)m('>. 26 ^, 
4<)0m(Tt- 1Q.67; k>n(! )ump<2|. 
|"ii"n, ilist'us- I 16', 
111*; Rcichmuih. 
. ''.■.■...■ - ::. 1(.l*K")ro. i: !4. 
'T'h,iyct. ICMta'- 12 9. 2i'>i''im 
26 1. l.dti Wilkcat, ittini 
;*1.4{X')m- 617, high jump. 
4' I CI'"; Wilstepc. shot put 
y'i 2 '. Word, hcpiahlon 
»14i)pts., .^"KHii 2K '), IWirn 
hurdles ■ I'-. ■ ' ■ ■■:.!', ;■ - 
Wilkens. : : ;,'i:i>;..'ii 

Wiljiepe- 4:;.X 4(M.:im rflay<3i 
'Wilkens. 'rtiaver. Word. U'wie/- 
52.7. 



ill. (21. (.»> Denotes 
firsl-place, second-place. 
Ikird-placc finish 




Pkmo Jy Je*m MtVkktr 

Vicki Lc>pe/ qualified for 
.Nationals with a time of 
2:174 m the mo-meiernm. 



HARBINGER 



VOL. 22 SO. 26 



W illiaiii Rfurav Harijcr ((illigc 



Thill;iihins;ir Vpril 2X. I98X 




PRESIDENTIAL 

SELECTION LEAVES 

COLLEGE IN UPROAR 






'. J h> Ihc fki.ii 

1.11 vubmil a rwiM •, 
llnecdifivctamlul.i 

"i'kt OMim-itlrc 

i*o mcmK-" •• 

Btiard I >i ■ r 
flirptii .1,,. 



■■ <i"l lliiril It) irivmiv ih.; „.|-. 



' 


All 


Ih( 


^■"" 


« a V 


ltir«iii;;h I 


M 


IN 


* f r \ 


( oin 


lorliilik 


VI 


Ih 


t< h.ii 


lhc» 


had f(i V. 


\ . 


" hrii 


ilui 


had 


tl 


sav 


il. " 


said 


M.ink. 









"I think this 
i'>nimilk'i> wrni (ml of 
thttr wsiv Id kfc'fi I heir 

.Hliviliis stirtl." vaifl 



lllt'M. 'Ihc ncal li 
"iiiwunt and iti, 

he f.i. ■,.... .. ■ tl. 



>I ,1 |>.u"~ 

,• ^. ,ir.. Il 



,l,,lll i~ 

ili.il iW 



Williams helps 

raise $600 for 

American Cancer 

Society 



>■■ KIvIl:.!-..: K •.;:, 



ihei (Kutiy 



i:li !..,,.(>[. 



• I ih.il in 

nl'. .iro 



uiiiliniiiil liii |vi^, i; 



Harper hosts Jettersoii Committee 

Constitution discussed 






i' :i 





\f..i .. 
11' 


ir'l ll#fMifr%4'»n 


jinor 
i.irjri 

III lu 


itX' 

\ 

l,'!K, 





( m«l>iiilr lor puf-' 



"•' '' "!>■ !<* 10 i:ci mil ,ill 

■ (...■v,i„.,„ s;,Hi 

It. irk li,'"-ifi.iiiiiri 



■ cr): jcai ihtACS uimJu, 
J 1.(1* jml B»t" (iiml t.i 
wlncti ihey seleti 
prentiiinew isiliviAHk li. 
cunmiiinity and' ■"anei.i'" ih 
Tlk*> aic pw III a "(.t 
time lnH,iiin:l ;il I he K.i 
■>iK>ppm.i{ mail ,tn,! 

■i r.lllltlfU,' h,.>,,r,. :> 



Jii-:;jLi£' 



■ -ami Hacj* 
r ri-hiihilii.1! 
h.iii! ifw«ic> 



■-.-■JI l''ri;MA:ni MtCiriilh 
'mJiii [he "liiilaiiil Bait" 
T CtintrihttJi'-i 
■( Sft«) 1,1 • 
„i. »rll 



^ L'lttitlail. Jti*i;(»h Modwi. 

i;<Mir of HiMofv 



* hat 



■mtnu. .1 ;. I», \.',j h.,i,ii,i,i.: i-.\i 
fl( Ik. >,.„i«,iijiin,..n. 

The i-MUc:! lUil llif IcaifcrN 
i:'Jt,h crivurr un-rr .i-. h.ll.iu, v 



J(*l U, till 



■icil I... 

"' ■ ■ - -■ "■ I ^ .nil) 

■•(■y'rc .gnal »..-. !.. >i,..iiivs .mO 

•Kik- l.hiir in.liM.liui t<i(.i. and 

" in a picTU.ry 

'.'11 N.iHii\la* KIl^ Himard 

iJirman nf lljipci CoHcp,.. 

'"-I'J 111 I rimers n.i^ ihc 

.i.'i)i.Talii-ir for Ihi: plai.t.ry Vvsirm 

..It ik'bau; and ojn-n disiussimi. 

Thr keynote cliKing address 

c«niiiiu«d tm p»in. 12 



Dr Roger Musse" 
■A-'\'ief of the Out- 
-..:.■.:■■■ ding Teacher 
plaque, is developing 
an Automation 

! certificate prograrn 



B...ii3J::.LlD.Jirrcu«„_ja 

Biabi- tQ-priY,icy A 

dfi!iauaL.iiaiifi,r q "-■■'- 

.tiflXSfilii... The s.v.' 
'nv'Otved wiin tr^^e 
Presidential .search 

Page 3 



Rchafd Marx put on a 
high prie'gy perform- 

T' '■' ''ir over 1800 

.vho had 
watttio patiently 
through ram and had 

Page 4 



LJ ~.^^.. 



" '?am 

. ace 
at N4C Conference 
Championships and 
ouf Softball team' 
finishes third. 

Page 16 



We*? issue. Why the 
Cirrus 24-hour cash 
station , located on 
the second floor of 
A building, was 
removed April 28 



J 



The HarbinRcr April 28. 19R» 



.Features, 

Automation and Dr. Mussell 
Technology on the Move 



Page 2 



g| Kla OUroitikl 
Fiatwrct E4ll«r 



■Fiu Out*lnnl»"« 
Comributwn In FurHitring 

Technical Educiitwn And In 
Recognition ot Etempltry 
Accotnptuhmcni And 

!»erf(wmanc:f," 

Wh« am I (kwribmg? w 
„f Harper' ■* "Very Own.' 
profes-ior i,>( u-chtwlofj'y Mm 
roorilmaioi o{ ik- Electronics 
D«|iiirtment Dr. Roger MusscH 
The Ametie»n Technical 
EdtiCiitKm A!i«>cialioffl (AT1=At 
hoTMwcd MuiwII wiih a ptatji" on 
SamrtLiv. Mirch ?<i m NashviUc. 
TN. tjpping a '"IB ■"■"' 
successful ye« fat Masjclt., 

ATE.A i« • nilional 
"organi/auon compowrf of posi- 
«)C()ndar>' iri<.uiutioiis, l>usincs»e% 
■ui' titJuitral coik:crn! invoKc*) 
in m elf on to cipand tind 
promoie ihc excellence ol 
ta-hitKalcduaiiJiin' 

Wtoi is tcchnicjil cAicahon 
Buiicitly. II a the prcpanng 
and/or upgridmi F<'P'* " 
technician*. para-profe«i«nili 
■fid mid nMiagenwm pcr^m-nnd 
in lielJs from agn. ■■'■■■"■ ■'"■' 
cngmcamg, la pahU> '- 

new and cnW'rjtinn, 1". ' 



The AiiWWMioii course 
Knet IS wmwiwly Kheduled to 
l)cgm m immty of 1«« "m* '^ 
growing tn cmiperalion wiw 
cmter and pnwidct a "direel Iee«*s 
Ho our program I from »hc 
mrrouwling high schooh" «>» 
Miimell The ccrtificaie program 
would cater to those who would 
either already he working m 
ItthiMjlogj or fw thOK who are 
just sUiT'ting out. 

According lo ihe CMlOg 
infomtMHin pun'idcd ^y Miis«ll. 
the future graduates of the 
Automation program idealing 
with rohoiicst "miy finil 
employment in a viricly of 
electficily-elecuonie or 
mechanical rciard indunncs witli 
joh clasmficatioiK of millwnnhi, 
mamienance mechanic or fieU 
s^c\ilc nux-hjuik./" 

A typical course senueitce 
wouU looli like thii; 
rOURSE.XrTLE 
(LEC-LAB).CREDm»lfRS 




Tectinoloiiiv.il (iclds <^n he 
(airly lucraiivc (or the iiujldied. 
with starting salaries ranging 
from Si:.(10(1 1" !«>.<'**' P«-"' V=^' 
ihcsc riguR-s nsc ii> .»s much as 
S31.000 annually alier nine yean 
in Ihc job, says Mussell 

Harpers Tech program goal, 
tays Mussell, is >o assist 
manufacluring and utvKC 
mdtisiry withm the College s 
divtikl and sunroundmg areas. 



AUT nn. Analog 
Ele<:tncily-Ek(U-onies(2'4). 4 



aTBA"» e« 



rH,4., iutrlerr ofKarper Volktel 
,. u,.l HirjKT'. l>r. K..8« Mi««VI 
cmMa pliqu* in Nish»ill«. 



The lechnoloRV faculty 
want to Bivc their students 

ihe besi iducalioii in 
niinitiial lim*- 
to facilitate their 

.■%nrricncf in the riild. 



Although there is no official 
tcM.KTaiivc program (combining 
clissriMmi studying with in the 
ii.-l.l i-xpcncncc) between HaTX-r 
.iul suburban industry. Mussell. 
Professor of Electronic 
Engineering and Physics Dr. 
cmtiaucd OB p»8* ' 



AUT lOS. 
Electronics 



Digital 

(;i-4'(,4 



"i>eoplc in our rlmmt* 
are primaril; tliosi- who 

an cKininiJ for 'retrairiinil" 
und 

iipiirudina «>f their skills." 



rr:icu.,all> :ill "' '■»"' '" 
arc .li' 
jnoid." 

Mui ti 

iiiiin-. 

CO 1, 



AUT I Itl. Safety and O.SHA 
(Hit. I 

AUT lis. Optics I'lbii 

1 1. ■;>.:' 



iilhf' 

hull .1- 

l.,-.l!Il>' 



ili,; i.ul»ui»il"« w..k,tk-! 
,.,..„ iiiUmnwidc' A" 




r^tf illllllll Tn iiilll^M 

I ^^J • hill Mitchinc ( irniiis i« 






in Ihc Ti:\,hm.i,.i;\ 

,jit„ , i^tidc iHirscl ■-. •■■" 

teathine " says Mtu«'ll 

< urr^nily, Mu^-- 
A-vcIopinp; a one-year certilk.aic 
program in aulomaliim "lo allow 
people to know more about the 
lielJ and possible joh 
opportunities,' 



,,|..;i I.J 

-m 111 uii" (liiiii.") -I'lJ 

!.iiv m1ui.,>U He also 

.., ' ... ., I ..•i.r.ill,-.-^ lite 



coming for "rctMiiung and 
opgrailingol their skill*." 



Bl 



BE A CALORIE 
RMNG MACHINE. 



\.i,iiiliis\ htn!ff\lH'\ 

t urni>ulcri/(ii lAcriisc Bikt-s 
(.,inliii\.iMul.ir lA.ilii.Ui"ii> 
' \n<iliu I"" liiij'."' ■"»' 

I Mil ISI- i LlSSf^ 

• W.lli I l("l'li. I l.l-^sr-. 

• \iitrUMMi.il .tiul l'crs"ii.ili/cil 
*.«rkoui !'r.>i;r.inis 

• Ifuiusi. .'iirb 

• MMllillllllU 

• ■ "i, I'hiIs 

. , :^i\iirscn N-nicc 

• llUll-.^ \.,MSM11I ll! Il'sl 

Vilniinisli-ri-tl itv Isimcim- 
l'livsi'i!«'i;ist 



,., «• I'M .:...«n«« 
»«;:««l*,l 

■■ *!.,». ..CI-.*! •«•-•■■ *»■»■ 
t 'SB • 1* ^' !>•■«*••'♦ ■*■■ 



() Mt)ntli Siutlcnl Special— S99 

■ lucc.il.iursupii i.« .iinlcnispai.ii 
.;ni-s<)iicpc^"'">"""iil'^"' """■"" 
Vt till 11.. iititwtton Ici-s or iwmihK lUu-s aumrcil 
Callt.Hl-tt tiir.iiamplimci«-'r^ u.irk.mi. 






1 WlM^^ifi^■lliUke 
()ftk•^■ Campus 
KMMI H VitKtdfield Rd 
SihatimburR. 11- W>r3 



■Ill 

I 



Editorial 



Rigtit-tro-kP^w versus right-to- 

privacv: A delicate matter gone 

berserk. 

N«t Ml] hiM thii. job miKlif mr a craM»y (M mmn btfiire mj 
time, it it who tiirninK imr into a |>i>ranukl achbuftliniik-. ( a«r 
is point: This wrcli'i wlinirijt 

I had itiirteil out inlendinic t«i hla*i tin Bixird of Trii*Hft«. 
fiiw ttifir clioic* of Dr. Ilioiiipwni a* prwiiJtnt. Fninklj. 1 oas 
incriiKdl. Outraerd. N«* pleaMd. And what'* in»r», 1 »a%n'l Ihe 
iinll mut. Or w I ihiMight. 

We «trt inundaltd w illi call*. Peopl* >t<>|>p«<t m* in the 
halli t<> eomplain. nMiiii« «w jell. I »a* wiiriiinE up wime «jrt i>f 
righlniiis frtinj. Hm iiuil I had had anj di-lmiim* i>f anwallj 
btini able In chwnite things. I mean. »Imi do wr Ihtnk m( art. 
(..illaiadrl I ni*«r»tj' Bui thalN on«- of Ihe niii; Ihings ahoul 
urilini: a coluiitil: The %i«» friiin jiiur wapbot is usualh a 
hiflji one 

Ral with • CMfcicnct-allack thai would hdvr William 
Ran<ti)l|ih Hciiril <tpinnin|: in hi* itra**. I dei-ided lo a%k 
quci>li«it about »bj l»r. Thomp-ntn »■« chtttrn HFK>HI 
writing about it. I <thould hate known brittr. 

r«e ihangied mi opinion tnoiigh limes litconfwc Nybii 
tin Hm mm hand, there wai the orrreri. On the othtr hand. 
IhtrtH lilt rllllt-lo-privat > of lh<M- involttd. On the im* hund. 
thwre •M the fwl thai nobod« from Ihe Rourd went lo ti<>il an> 
«if Ih* ilialimi' campose-t. On the other band. ati»rdin| lo 
fl<Mr)l CMrnuM Kri* Howard, the KiMrd wast advised b.f tbtir 
w»rch firiB IhJl probably wonMnl yield nearly enoagh 
infivmaiidB to mahc it witrthw bile. And w> wa. 

So, what it* we left with? Tbcw are the facts a* I ktmm 
ibcm ilhiii far. If anyhttdy hm any more info about ibis 
laallcr. b) all means let me hmiw. lAeryhudt else hasl: The 
sewch eominillee, trvinu for all il was worth to prrser»e ils 
rigbl-lii-surprise us. finally presenled us wiib fiiur liable 
eandidales. Al least we assumed Ihry wtrr ualile. Vit reeeitrd 
twu whole lines of bit> on Ihrw candidales. Now I understand 
Ifcil we don't make the choice, but then why bother haiinic the 
(itlleiie meet the candidates before the selKlionl' The hei|til of 
hypocrisy it' la lead us to htlietr lh..it nur qut'slioninK the 
candidalem hat any pull al all. 

The few Hoard members that I was atile Jo grl in touih 
with responded completely dilTerenlly than e«pe< ted. Itefore 
.<ill<anne Ortrsh was elected, she phoned us al the Itarhinfer 
.Md said we could espetl her "fullest t-oope r jl>ni»," Sht saM 
■he wanled lo keep in tooth Mitit ilic siudenls' needs and wants, 
and protided us with her work and home number for just such 
communicalion. Her iinls response li> any ((ueslions about Ihe 
nlection prwesiiwere; "As lar as I am toncerned. Ihe nialtrr is 
ckxwd.'* And m apparenlls. are VIrs. Or/ech's ryes, if she 
realty believe* the rommunily is heller nff ntil knowlnf about 
Ihe sehrction prucef*. 

The main, and for me final, problem is not whclber or not 
Dr. Thompsim is <|uiiliried. He is. Beyond a doubt. Ihe problem 
U Risen Ihe informalion lor lark Ihereofi of both Ibe prwess 
and the nnaliLSts. Ibe Hoard doesn't show U H\ him instead of 
anytiiir els*'.' I know Ibey don 'I base to. I belies e thej ought to. 



Lartf I 
Edimr- in-Chief 



The HarhinutT April 28. 1988 



Ma* 2-H 

Proifcts* tt<*.j.iit ilcjn .,m 
ta* biten amie in icirnt \c,ir» 



.:,:I1.4l:S llltc (luilM. fiLlsHi al'lll 
■••• ;tnd mat mipi>rt.»wlv 
,•■'. I-' '• 'loman htc }> 
.1 ■ ■ !i 11)1 to 2("» 
;■. I jiejir are i.^ 
II- fujltaimn. I ■ 
,...:>. Ill prtilonffti .■>.!■■. 
low dbscs iikIiiJ.' 

i.krs 



Lvi'n \!M.vf\ KM' nil '.: 
hiBaril>'>U'« rc'SultirH; m 

•nausea' 

■set'crf ii'i-i*!.- .I'l 
irriOtwu.. 

Thr ChM .jgi.* 

''"''II ai'iJ Ci'li" 

iviroitmcm 



"Off Her itooker 

W/Tfi our mom 






AliJwugh I wi'wU h.ivc had 
i;o S'tMl my family l>et»ii"c I even 
linH'h'Cil grS'ile sctiool. itus 
'nc'vliriiJ 1 'taaoK anoHkuI I' 
III I mi'im. Actually. 1: am noi 
Manha's miJihei buitogicalh. 
t.iihcr. we adOf«.ed one iwoitwr 
Nfi matiet. I fr'! • " •■■"ttA 
ti'i'Ung moitei .1 

Reiliw' It' .-'■ 

di;K>n'|t iHsabM'' 

d'l'i 'W'iih' ho*' yiSi ■>- • -»'— > 

..liild, hiolofical or oilier* rw:. 
instead It I* a nufsin'm of fight 
A mother has the righi H'» K' 
proud and doung. al'icr ALL 
'the't dime for VOI, ! 

This ne»s prohaWy il«» 
not come as any girat leselation 
10 anytmc. You doni base w be 
J moitar lO' km>« d<is. In fact, 
anyone who bai cm h«l a 
moiher tan irll «">'u iliai ih>>'i- 
words ate ..11 ih. 

I m'll'iIr'T'.' 



tllmiiiS' air (mm Ihc rcfuliir i>p- 
craiicm i->f rtu-frucal plants, 
'».i\k-( .iiki »i'i»ast' ircainieni 
■■"■ ''"' •■"'■I'sirul Iji'il'ilies, 'Cars 
'''ij even ilr> il.i'.w 
.. ".uuons 
inikMir |>otlu<' 
I'l'. ..i,k panic B'lai.' . 
tolasco MKcik't, ('.aitH-in nu'iiitx- 
Kk (ro'iii healing and cwiliup 
..:'-■ n d'iifiSKli; fiinn %m- 
: fo,rroaliJi:h\Jii; 'gas 
':>>-«, I'urnitiM'C ai'id 

Tiah. 

.11"!.' i oiM'i inrwt 

ir.Js .)! 

< .<'( Iitil 

.111 miilnhH." 

I'lii'iitini:' III! 

take p'uN'ii: 

ii..(:i 01 wi'ji'k 

'•»!'i'.'ii> kfcpinit ...iin 

« 'I'll 'I . .tiiiung '('»t!ti. 

""" ' ..' ..(.iipmcni aiiJ 

• I'.'l'.ing mtfi iwtltiilini ("on- 
■■■''• 1. -.lii'ii: tciiiiiii'i'iiK'tti't jihI 



'pcop'I'C ever slccji'* "I'l.'vuJ dunk 

11 *a'» O'unkm Donuiv oi 
somethtn,i; 'T'h'ii |i1.i, i' muM 
tavc '■ •1." the 

cniii. 'Ai'utJ 

v.i'U tf.i-1 )>,'.ijt jiiji. l! Iii'in U. Mil.- 
lianvillr, Illinois' 

i.cl me lell sou. the?.*. OKks 
miw really tv in ikmamt loo. A, 
'''■i'rreiii Ireighl uain pulled in 
•'. tmur of Ihe nighl. And 
".' itam mechanics muii 
mrvei gel arouml u> gie;King the 
break.! iHi il)e>*- iiain'^ Chixsig. 
(■h<::K'Mi'g,.,Oion ... 
iHigskrceeeccc'ege,, tins coiild 
Iv heard as ibe train ptdled in. 
and ihcn urrrrrrcch. rbieec. 
urnTTrrT.,.ch. 
skr«t)eicei;«'C«!gec<xxh 

"O.IC. the 'Min is in. I can 

get bacli to sleep now," 

t.carrrrh, itxirnxxii S'tlly me. I 

I'l uk..". 



ilu- It. I 



.ill Itl.l! 

[i.,;ii:ht>. i 

bahj'SiUct Iff (out jcatHj 
bC'S'ides care ahMl ami lost her. 
'until *i"- "• ' 

Tc'i" .i'.i'¥cUillg K) 

Cbamitai,.", <•..... ..^ung, Mariba 

was all my pteasure. Every 
ii'MHiteni u.k^t-lher i*'.i,^ cnnivabk* 
Il '.icnlis 

V. 1 m > 

e»p(esM>iii ol uii*ili»ti Une 
Due HI lack of etlieriente *i' 
Hfre all una* are of how 
.litli.ult it IS to find a vaeani 
hold room in Champaign 
durni'g this l'csii*'e Mom's 
wic'ckeiid. 

Therefore. >i was iietcs.,.iri 
ki liIa- .1 riHim at the RaiTud.,! 
If '' nai'ivillf Perhaps 

1 . • . .. ' plj,'i: <• The oi'ie 

miti ith ,,1.1. : 
a'li V'l'tu, ill 



1.' pull : 
ihirping Oi' 
to kxid u|i. (..I'M 
10 allow r.t|'inl c\ 

ir.ili.H.' till!.,'.. 



ha,:. 



the 



.iVeiually. the tra.iiis wertn'i 
loo bail. c.omparcd to the real 
ircai. 1 1 musi have been 
»o.m«ihit(g like Ihe .ft High 
Slate eompeiiiion (or 
cheerleaders in Champaign ihis 
weekend, in addilion lo the 
iiihet (esUMiics 

1 haie u> admii. Pete and I 
were fooled h\ Ihe (out 
,Hreyhound tnjws thai pulled inw 
the lot at lour.ihiii) m itte 
morning' We (igurctl it was ihe 
!i'.. 1 Hi ireighicr, pulling: 111 fo( 
itiil ile'Ciileil lo try lo 
.i^ih It. 
' mg IS more . ' 
'■I'll,: cuts ihjifi i!'. 
.(I RuU'D.M.Cor i. il D M( 
i<tun'' Nil maiter ihal i-ippir 



Page 3 




'i'jfmTft 



Hnrbinj»cr 



Will 
f 


aljlliiu::,, IJ ' 


i-:t 


ii*i."-'..-.fi 


..>.f I 


■trfn.' If*. 4,11,1 


M..- 






Hu- 






■Jd*.. 






6i'. 






(la: 


K 




Sis..." 






B'1'..i. 1 






L»vi 






Oi.;': 






■|,™B:riii'i,|'«'S;Lriii;''if " 






.jWviirif 







tr,*.u, IS nearly oiLoIeratile. 

I can I even itnaginc where 
UK hole I managenK'nt would (ii 
(oui gieyhounil buses lillcd with 
pre -adi'ik-seenl cheerleaders, hul 
i'<n ihal dierc 
■h mom (or 
iiii III .1,,, |u.i|.;iiig hy Ihc 
aigumcni in the parking lol 
which I couldn't help 
overhearing 

VniCt: »l iSllKIU AND 
I' ' in noi getting back 

VOICI' "2 
iMMALt.. MORI- IHAN 
SLltiHTLY IIOARSt.l ■ 
'■Su«e. you really do need to gel 
back on the bus" SUZIE'S 
VOK'li AGAIN ■ "I'm not 
genme Kick on [he bus," 

\(>l<-!' »i ,'MAlt-.. DEEP, 
H(".S(1N'\M , I ,\'rRf-MI::.l.Y 
W h 1 < I'l M i IN 'I H I S 

!''\Klirri \K •■'■ 
Si=/ie f.l 'I 



''' \MIAT 


. .",'1 on Ihc 
[ .Itl.l turn ' .1 



, , , ., , ,1 i>\ .,4,,\i-J 

SH.llNCf- I wnndet i( 1 
dicamed itv.ii p;m'' 

I may never know, but I am 
ashamed lo admii that it wai ihc 
most pkasam thought t had had. 
all night 

Al any tale, any molhcr 
would lell sou Ihal no 



unplciiv 


nil 


htmUl go 


V-. iihoui 


.,1 


[his one 


*a^ 11^' 




» .ms (»1 yi>u 


ir.ti 




\i\ nunc 10 I' 
:- Ihls II \ou 
< nu--{Hi'r "aClcr 

- ■ vm'. be: 
■v 1 i\\om 



.tsMjf..- nr: .1 iji*i».i fLi,„-in ^ ■%u"cp. 
U\ itn: k'.vM viHi can Jvi 



Entertainment 

JHCHAHV TtAUX 

^ ^^ „._ -r.,™. «hi»" The wtioUhiivc !.! ■■ ■ . 



ThcHarbinRcr April 28. l**** 



Page 4 



at Harper 



EiitfrUli<m«>" *'»»"•■ 

Netlhcr nuwWf-'Simt hail m" 

(reezing »•» <=«''' ^'-"'^'' *" ^ 
««si<k (« over five Muntn gi 

good «•» «w 't'^" "".:"," 

April 22. _ ,^_. 

I ih.nk the ciowd •» tl»< 

ihmg Itoi .mpti:«ed mc •<« 
Ham ihc ""«>*■ ''■•*-« ■"■■ ""* 

**:<*«* f«»' ,K.. 

The t-TOwd (nimt*":": m int. 

muml>er<; o( r,««1' '"-'^ '■'•'■> 

Id*, the average ajjc »-i^ p**J»"V 
wmewliett nownd !♦» « '■'• ' 
iiiive ii#»«r *•«> » "»»■> ™"'" 

skms wiA icm-t-w* ■■ «« P*'* 
Wont. . 

Mllfe IB* <<*c MJte '•« '«'*•"■ 
ihcy were so itedkiH-'d tp>"' 
lalkini » *>■"'"' "' *'" f*' "'''■' 

. i\ ... 1... in fhi." tf I. HI 



hand votKivts uf i*<> f=">»'< **'*'* 
* i,h an. Ill ^ male hack ■■«.ph*K«"' 
(out, I notttal itat the ciwirc haml 

1 was womdering whfthcr 
thcv were siilt mourttiKp ■' 
dciiihol Arntv Warhol Of il t! 
jusl \he ■ . '!-■■• 



w>:iuM have i.. . 

ch.l*,:Ml.>"'t'>'.-^->>'''"'*'*X 
oittily »hauhe> ">"« ''•"■"* 
.^ng ihc «><>pv ihcv *ar,lcd w 



■,.l,.l 
■.lars, 



dun I 



(as 1 ■*■! 
Hack al'" 
Progtai" 
W»:k ' ■■ 
on 

nuyhc ^'' 
kno* •(-''■■ 

Tumi - "'"-'^ '2 * 
ccmfkMiKiiMion ol mvIcv w nn a 
toi of ta»moii).*i'"n"'i: S'"'-"'^' 
anij »ynth«:si„/ei> 1"h' '«*'■ *'■''' 
W *«-rihc II li U> toUy u. you 
the image* itat were conjiin-d up 
,„ mv niuul :iN ! h^rf the mti^H" 



The iMiiJ 
Ulaying i few <>• " ■ - 
«mg.s, I iiolicctl li'Ji ■ 
ttw awh™<;«" «Ki'*'-'' •'' 

ttitti e^n "■** ''*■ 
ihough ihej *«>•« 
ihemielve*. Aiw*« 
KictriJalieatioii. 

At »<«« cemccrt*. *' «»«* 

«tuwl '»'■'■■■■ ■■■■'' 

10 ihe V" 

lecogni/e ihe *>""* '"" ■*"* 

noi tjK ca« la»l Fnttay 



in l.ho 
1-1.1 1 



ho 
mi 



h,-lha. 



.« 1 have 
■ic clad m 
111 a I * n>>i 



jfound nif <' *-'" 
r„wK I foiirtil ""i ' 
*iTf lucky cmiugH i 
(rorii eilhcr had a P^ 

h*l ht!« •»nng t'ui 
2:WinihcaHeni«». 
Friday *»'* =' 
iiigliinui* *ath*'' 
\ wi* wocf'yii^fr* 
)ol> on '"> "'■'* 

were wotned 

fK-rmanfi'^ 

Ihcir 1.1''" 

meiiiioiwJ. 

mimisikiiHl. 11 

)i«JieaJ.ton I <kin i kn<» 

mean. 1 can bifv''. 

Witking out i«> ihf I'- ■ 

mi. i »iniJy <tiy •imn" ^ ' ; '"*- 
TTie frcc/ing 'am didn I «"C"' 

(0 itaiiiF" »•"*■ *•■""* "' ''"" 
CfDwd III the least Th.-y *cfc «> 

mooM *.th dirk hatr niowd 
amond hack -stage. a:iciira» cmiW 
be hciiid "1 *x- hiin"! <•* m f'" 
It's tarn' ' ■ .1, 

Vkhi-n ttu- lii;lii* I mail) 
d.mnuJ ih. .'"*d "'-S'" 
scnanung and my ears made thai 

•end liiilc ««"■* '''■" ''^"* "' ' 
when the volume vniTvis-c> inv 
human Lapabilnv m voun l 

aJKMWP""" 

1 (hmi knti* il any one kiie» 
thai iherc vas an .Hnntnn a. I 
teau■*Mh.-^■*vlm■dd.sa^^.l«.t■J 

andvurv<'-J''he"'*"*'''''t^,: 

iiccom, 1 h^ •h.T hind 

siaru'd Miii:!'!!;' . , 

inttoducd > hrvNali- f.>-<>lir'.' 



It.' ■■ 

Fl(Wi*.nxt MJk. ll -i-i 



inai i.i"" ' 
oltars arc m>i 



-..■ri ltMt« 

■..now" B 

i,u. Ihe 



when I'm "' 
album dike, li - 
victa). 

Noi much w»* 
ihc traiV'U"* i' 



,\Vi\\ 1 *.*>' 



.ill' 



;%r(ial«. 



IWd fiiil* 

unnc. 

t'.-ih..i 

, . 'I 111.! i>ni.' 

.itid ail .■■.■• ' 

a«)th«. I dan. in.« ^'^-"^ 
Knicktand ChriMic M-'*"- '■'" 
over ll. n'l can *.">. 
1 fell «'rrv !. 
way hccau"-- 

tt*" •■■'"'' ■ ,,.>-u- ... 

appe«»nce Uio *•■''< ' ,^.,., 
Me that hunk o|. a man r 

fcte, and then ihe« •;'* '; 

.how up Secmg as ^^^^'^ 
w,i mostly female and hell _h«v 

.«Ma.«. Tanu-didnlgeithc 

warrwtst o( rcccpii***- 

Some of my friends at the 
.how claimed *a. they en^ed 
, „,„ , ,vrformanc:e as muc,h « 
„;„, „un Richard W-v. lhr« 
„c Ihc kind of (icop'«-- •*' ^ 
i the- m«c ™« so .haB the 

reriorrmro themselves. 

hta. is»Top-40haml*nd 

Richard Marn is (nm1d<»ktng. 

This sell* He ''""'*' '"'"^ **"''''" 
up "there and talked :.h«».« "'' 
ehiMhoctd an.l ■'■ 




I Ion 'I Mean 

^, ,„,,,. ....IS a lol 1)1 

..;„,ji,il.ii>n. This was 

li song that ihey did 

.'■iwlar s«»gs played 
.„,T,,- ......; Mertry'.'Rcmemher 

Ihc' Nighl^" and iIk'" "'*" 
icndiiionol ■'l.earm" ^l'' **' 
lm.ehia.kl.**s*ef>*elldone. 

Mid -way through ine 
performince. R'ch h.msell 

mtrtxliiccd the li.in.l The sa« 
'..^ was one id Ihc hest 
I, heir iKiforinance, is 
,, , ,, h, ,,, Ci:*bs. Inn fUlt on 
,.,,.,. \l,,heal Durosia on ihe 
Jiynis, and Paul *'*"'■" "" 
guiur. 

The other haml-mewl^'' who 
1 have mm yrt mentioned de*-iw-s 
hu own paragtaplic^i ■■''* 
.ntroduilinn was highly 
(..,ucn.nninc and it t'lutfd riM- lo 
> -(......It the 



'A .iliii" '■ 
=!ian, ).'■"■'" 
I'-ullcd the 




Bill (iladsUme's 

Chicaso Sailing 

Club 




I .sMins . Ki-nlaK • < ruWni! Boats 
,VdWm".Hi. Boats. No numlHrsh,p tec- 

H69-6534 

Belmont Harbor 



Special Student Discount 

Bask SailiiiR 1 ts^""'* 
Sim per Mudint lor tfro"P'> <•'--■» 
v*«kcL> morni.insandatlcrnoons 



7k^.. i» '. "■ 



j._Page Five 



The Harbinger April 28. I9S8 



i 



r 



FISHING: For the Hell of it 



:iMtfiv (.it'ier 



We all *«:ui aN fi.ih. 

The mechanics of our conception cIom'Iv rescnihlo ;i <.t:h<xil n! 
freniied salmon leaping and (lying uiiposMMy up stre.mi. i>i." 
great number reaching the lop and, . . spawning (tan I say tli.f 

Wc are, m this sense, all wlmon spawn, or. nivrc .ttmrjii-n 
tadpt)k spawn, for ihiil's how our little battlers appear, Wc .irt tlic vici.-i 
and he is us. There isa lesson here tn the nnns i>i"€oti\pftctivc lirnc, l>ui 
that's not what we're discussing, we're discussmg fi'^hics, 

tittle slimy, yucky. squishy fishies 

Which brings us hack to us. We spend our first nine n> 
the big race* as little fishies. Little fishies .growing bigger ,,■ ■ 
developing strong hones and healthy bodies. Swimming in 
er. . . something, happy despite the fact that our fingers h 
developed sufficiently to light a cigarette. Everythmg is ^^ 
smoothly when BAMMO!'! Lights! Forceps' ArilON""" 

Suddenly our little tank is full of latex h.mds ami Maink->- 

and the cr, ' , water is draining out and us with ii' Ami -.. 

know, deep in our tennis ball si« brains, that nothing vuli . 
same again, just as the fishie swims about in his liquid bliss, n. 
more pressmg m his pea size hram than grabbing some chow and ni.<\'be 
fenili/ing some eggs when suddenly the worm he just ate comes ImlI m 
haunt hmv , , snaps his head around and yanks him clear «nii oi fus 
fishie paradise and into an aluminum skiff where he flaps around 
timongst the empty beer cans until a heavy f.xit is pirssoi down upon 
h im and he is de pn ved even of the meal for wh ic h he i s pay n ' ■ ■ 

You see the similaniies' Binh traum.iyharhed hw>k tr.i ;r 

thing. Trust me. 

And it is probably in trying to recapture our (twn birth, in conn ;i 
tenns with our first major shoc-k.'ih.u *c first mrn to the spoil of fishing, 
Wc are clearly trying to indict our own long donnaiu frustrations on the 
helpless little fishies. We are soothing our own tortured psyches In- 
ruining their lives. 

At least / am. 



steel 



,.lhiiig 



,ljl!,,.ll,,a,, i' 1,-iiiili iiili I ilr'iiii'liiiiill 



MANPATORY, 

Beer 



Rwls. tackle. btMt, clothes, etc 



MASTRf\ 

Ooh fishie fishie fishie 

Aah fishie fishie fishie 

Hey fishie fishie 

,,'\il night long 

Hey fishie fishie 
R,amma'clamma ding dong 



We might as well get i! clear at the outset; fishing rcijuires only .1 
stick, a length of string, a safety pin and a piece of cheese,. Only in 
America could a multi-billion dollar industry sprms; up .irourul such 
simple needs Instead of a stick, they've given us iht- -i-- ■■ n-e 
carbim'lxwon/graphitc rods that discnminaimg fishies aciii.i' ■ •( 

a length .,if' string, they give us polystyrene non^tangtmi„. ', ■ •< 
varying icnsilc strengths designed to give the fishie a chance 
/j,v/i'(c'! Iivsiead of a safety pr- •'--„ '•■veusspcci.il ''■■■• '■■■!'''■ '- ■, •• 
battery powered neon lurf, ,' rubber w.- '.'.il 

thing out of the ground wUi,, v.m pay for ,. ,....,.,■ ...r,, 

minnows with tape recorded messages whispenng "fiat me' f ,, 
expensive (Oh, a,lways expensive! Who wants to caich cheap !. •,;:.- ■, 
colognes that help ntxake a worm smell like a wonn. even mmiature. 
Winking Budweiser cans to attract, ostensibly, the King of fishies 

The list of ohjeta d'artifiif is endless, but this is no .prc.ii 
revelation to anyone. We know vthen we stand at ihc tackle coumer .ind 
order two dozen solar powered pink and orange .indroid iroui fiics that 
we are being saps, just a,s people standing in line t.,.r loiiers fwlcu know 
that r*iey',rf saps'. We do it h*'cause m.iyK" 
en'MJlionally tw^isted fa:il of a fish will happen ali - ,^ , :■,;.'■ 
of pity, "A www. what the hell , ,'" 

I've been searching for that fisli for ten years 

And there are plenty of other 1 •■■"■'•■ "■ '•- ••■• •"•!" 'in- ,\.'x..,,r 

angler divest him,self of all ih.,it nasty ; 

reel serves to hold fishing i'tnc (.it's i.r,: .., .,.,.,, ,„;.;;;.:,,,, .\ , . 
reel will have features which allow, stri, , , line to be rele.i- 
retricved. Don't skimp, get one that dix-s both. 

It would be futile to try and list all the other fc.iturcs a reel can 
have because of the statistical like!iho,(,xl that what I describe witi 't-ve 
obsolete and need replacing by ihe end of ihis sentence Here is .i p.ini.il 
list of what you might ,!«* for in an up-iO'.d.,ite fishing n:-el:: 



lie 

Hit 







i> 


-1;: t>. 


.ewmd 

ugc 






[hi 


it.il Kc 


nil Hit 

.L.-r 






S 






Awo- 


smg 


IT N<, 
All 
R,. 

t'.i 

He. 


i,(s1,i!mi 
1 , ■ ! 1. 


rn.i;.: 
■, !..r 

:cr 
',;rs 




1 


Bill t'lianger 

ijr.ii'i' !")o<tr()[>ener 
Xiut 
So 
(,>n 



The ",\n(''IiT,\'ide 2(I<H,)" is the Swiss .Army Knife of reels. 
combining .ill , "-c features as well as pro\ iding comp.inionship 

on those livng,, .:.is , . Be sure to shut oft' the hedge Irimniers 

tn'st, ihough. 

It's also nice to have some liickle The rule here is. buy two of 

.-vv-rvihing and plenty of everything else and if it suddenly «xcurs to you 

■penmg the file and lever on your fingernail clippers ami 

; .< hiK,>k you've made a better lure than anvthinc on the market. 

lorgei It, ^■our■e not gonna make anybo,' '' ■' '■■ 

away Iroiii prodiicls claiming to be snaiJ 

prcxrfand you'll have a devil of a time losmu thciu 'Ihcy il jusi end up 

saving you money.') 

FAMILY 

This is tricks , unless, of course, sou i1<mi t haw .1 laiiuly W iscs 
ndcn (lis.ii'pnnc (tt the amount of itionej .iiul time lishiiig demands 
Woincii ,i:c ''.■;. iiunis for magnifying trivial mitters like bankruptcy anil 
torci'loMire .ill oiu of protxction. 

I lie tx-si w,iy to deal with an angry u r.-: i- !o coiicc.il itic f.ia ih.ii 
you fish Ix'cause you enjoy it til", in fact, you do enioy it I Don i come 
waltiTing through the disir six hours or six days late and expeit her to 
share ycnir jubilation over a trophy catch Inste.ul. sLin 
sKsnrt :iKiut gniniblirig as if voiir pastime were a Inileou-. 

'■1 'S'oiir anter tiuisi lUv.trf hers and iriaki: 11 seem insirmiic.ini 
..I the five ll.n lircs, liic ocenumed t'scii .ind the oncoming cold. 
.uul d she still tx"!ievcs liec vu'.iih is lusi. shiH.i ;' '' "'■■■.. 

wife know ihiil she's slaimi; on ihm ice, Ren: 
before vonr nc ■ ■ , i an work itircc I'l Un;i nnics 

("hildrc: " die lamiK iliat must be t.iKen itito 

; utiles-,,, .ig.iin, • Keep (ihoios with 

,'rinted on ihein iter to them bclore 

pu,llii'i,g inu,> the drivew'ay, Pat tiic s'liii.iren rorni-,!,\ inoi f...,' rv>busiK 1 on 

their heads and t,ry to use their names. If they ask, \ou »h,it \oii brought 

them, give them those rusty \(ii,,2 hiMiks vou weic gonna throw .m.iy 




WELL DONE, 

mcMiii 



Your production and 

performances on the two 

Harbinger spots were excellent 

in every respect. 

'Iltank vou, 
Peiler Sweeney 



Upcoming 

" Harper Festival 
Chorus plans 
spring concert 



The Hiirhingor April 2R, 1988 



Page 6 



F(* itt •pring, conctn ll* 
H»tpei' Fe-ilival C'horil*, • 
ii(inhwc:»i tubufhiii* iinimniiillj 
(Himimw td Ktow •'*■' "■— 
»imi«f». •"* pfesem t«»«<»"« 

Slalal tAmU «*» selecuoni 

fium Oc»h*m'< EBIil mi 

dim, THe iicriotiiitiM;* wiU 
udie iiliice on SiMtay. 'Miy t m 

1:;(»(l'.m. in. iiiil*«l »•' "" '^"" 

Hmpir CoItofB Ciinir" 

pri,)t,;v.,.,'!i'ii - 

The Hsinnsr fe«li*«l ('''wu" 

.» 1««- profit CiMHIIlUf"' 

.i^iciiC «ftmp **'• *■*"' 
j,iB|«Ts trow ''••* «'■'■■"■•' 
MiOrihwMt s«l>iiih»n '"'''» 
McmlMtn cm urn "*!<• ^ "■•" 
III Itaiftr Coltep. »»«'« **• 
ciMMM letoBse* and, jwcftwtiM* 
Tlie choir g»vc^ t*« 
eomietls eKh yeiu- « tkxcmbrf 
wd Ma J. iMlanc'"** fliisstcs 
with lighier Kte'tkms,, Anwiit 
llie w«ts pettoftiied m recent 
jiears arc Mf:4:b»*n'* «««'» 
■glyj^ll^. Viv»lJi'!i jjiaiHi.. 
Hawlcl-i M,iai»ll. •«• ****' 
iiml KKe'\ IflSiCBlL lUiii-lllC 



iBJIiUUt J.aiUlAtfliftI 

DfiainsiiiL' 

DitriBf it'C *»"""'" "' 
|t««i. nieniliCT!. of M' i:*'>n<* 
lowwl lialj. |H*f««in:lS '* 



A; - 



\ Lj^; 



.imi 



JUjQG n. ... . \ 

By popular dcmarvd 

^"Harper Go\\eq& 

SVe el Drum 6 and 




iininit IftM" 
'He ii;» i4m'i 



,!uJlt J 



'■ ""itt'kcli (or the ■tpring 
amterl art S*' «< (wrfham-tl » 

»d*aiice »<1 ^'f »' '•« *»', 
Seittor citiiem ««• Mit*ni>. win 
te»(liiiU:ril(«S4, I-.ttluriK-r 
mltirmaixw t»lt iimpa Colltgc. 




^4 ^l "'^ U>' 



Trcsentin£ 



mi T 

1-50 P.rA- 

Mi^'orrum ... 

















:m 

d^ Moves 

"Dance 

Co. 's 
1988 

Spring 

(Dance 

Concert 

The Rhvth.ii 4 Movc^: 
Dull', 
Hari''. 

ConcerumfVKIaj, April I*>a'i<t 
SiilurcliJ. Af*' •"'' '" f:''"'''i"S 
!, R.»m 141, T:Kkti> iwc "i' 




We have a 

WORLD of 

P Opportunities! 




RESEARCH PAPERS 



Ordtttng 
Ho< Lln« 






HOT 



w»rM it CXI 



If you're looking for an eiccitmg retail 
opportunity, taka a looK at Office World 
-a aynamic national retailer in tne 
ditcount office supply market. 
Were lookir»g for cashiers, receiwers. stock 
Clerks and sales staff. 
As a f uil — or part-ti me emptoyee , y o u 1 1 be 
able to help Choose your work sctiedule. In 
addition to a competitive salary based on 
experience, you'll beeligitJle for immediate 
m-store discounts and scheduled salary 
reviews in your first year, tf you work more 
than twenty hours a week, you'll be eligible 
for liberal vacation, holiday and sick time 
benefits Fult-time employees are also 
eligible tor a comprehensive benefits 
package which includes life. m»dical. 
hospitalization and dental insurance. 
To apply for these excellent opportunities 
apply in person at our store 

1414 N. Roselle Road 
Schaumburg. Illinois 60196 

(one block north of Golf Road) 



Of , w»h M.0O to: 



LLi yii— J 1 ^' 



sf^ OFFICE 



Join a Wofid-Class Organization 



Features 



The HarbinRcr April 28, IWi 



Paj;c 7 



Faculty in the spotlight 



'li 


l>« Kin OilramkI 


ill suhKi'r nijti ■■ ■ brown. 


Ifilurn r.mtm 


o'lllil tl"l 


1 , ,.11 iny 


. 1 




llr ■ 




'i 


HariKf's iiimwl Fxiilty An 




'i.."ml)er may 
■, i»"ii; he or the 


Show IS now near n» end in the 


Mll'l'lll .1 


sd 


corndof of Mfcond flwjr of €'■ ami 


JuHISe^, t 


mm iijinliii);^ ."ul 


Kl 


P-Eil<l||*. AjtKJtriaie Prolcssoi ot 




le ... , ,. ,.i|, ,111,.) 


^M 


All Michael Biown ^ays. "It lu-. 


I 


itiere 


^M 


been a sitccew (or even year 1 -.' 




- , ■ •!'i |i"'>. 


^M 


K'cri here il'i u\jrsl," iru) m>i 




i tiK *t [>*e.tA> rn;i> Ix* 


^M 


thiit more "fsi^ii iirrorierilL-u 






^M 


latully -M-i'iii 111 he i...-iii(ihuliH(l 


II." 


■. ' 1' 


^fl 


tht^'ir work^ 


whyl vr 




WM 


•\.k/ ' il he had •vcn ;ii>j 


K 


,...i,t 


1 


,, :ij;!;'. ■ vS' ihe ve;irs, in lenn^ 


n 





Mussell- 
Automation 



t-Mllinurd fri>m p 

Ktetofci Hvr.ii;'iri 



liiiole. 



e ■'(■''-■ 

Thet 
proWeiiv-. 
llic ptogr-i" 
iiptlatmf 




lew 



(Hi! 

nuritcti partitulaity ncctk-d lu 
In his dcpartnii-nt alone ■■ 
rcijuiteil iiiHliiini: u.iuld itnourn 

u, jpr-t.-., ir :» ^.;i«i.(X;ki' 

A hat Ik ill 



rcihrieilOjiv r»e(!.irirTU"iu 

i-ii;«int,iisi', lis. II elleilivene". r. h> 

,lh.,i.,k 

h-ll.v* 



h. J I 



■.■.-.ill. Il 

ot the 

lULieTiiji, 'Atu' n-[iiif:,i \.iij thai Ihc 

II ■ ■ The program ■» eeiurses prepared i he m 

■-well" or ■■■"■ *i'll. 

'» luileit: 



prtihlem iv il j'eKpIe .;ir 

mwrrsied m help.ne people pel ^■■""'"'■'7 . ,, , 

'",' 'in.'l e.iveme .il>'ijn,ljii<Ti K'huil'l"'^ 

'■'' "' '■-I,', u, ,r" I kfU''''.i II .tr." .*l>^i 

■• 111,1 :'i'i>er.ini 

CM" i=.ipmeiui-. . ■• • ; „„,_,„ 

Ivi 



ll 



r>r Mii^-e'tl 




(^jobri 



THE HIGHEST SCORE 
IMPROVEMENTS IN 
-,HtN.^TION 



Mm.'4'k «.j>»*^*t 9i»ftw*» 



lliltSilOU 




CUistl oHere* M Hitfje' ColUft 



^i Kroch's&vBrentanos 

^ the' FULL SERViCf BOOK STORES' 



for the best in test prep guides 
turn to the experts at K&B 

RN BOARDS BiVltW lOR NCUX RN 1988 

. ... .", i-i 1 ., ..y.i,„. I.' \ \' e a 




ilWS 

RN RlVIl W TESTS fOR 

NURSING COMrtTINCl 

rORNCllXRN 



t,-.:,,r [)t.!i;[ii, r I'l.inis [in 



r,<prr III.9S 



Krochs &. Brentanos 



.Comics 



I he HarhiiiRcr April 28. 11K8 



Page X 




%ll.f t I 



by JON CALDARA 



Rubes* 



By Leigh Rubin 





'DM nt.amciifiai 
jtm sawnw 

mmanoH 
'ifumriamiTair' 



'MSJ Btcmi UC DtHT 

mtcmmnKT. ir 

sasHrmnrnsum 

'msiumcumi 
wmBisTfrnm' 




I %1CI f I 



omifKaKKt 




mmsBtsmm 
mmup 




\ im. luimim \ 
\iim IT 0it , \ 



by JO N CALDARA 

\ urn Of cu)ss car 



JZ^ 




Rubes' 






By Leigh Rubin 



R ubes' 



By Leigh Rubin 



si.:.'- ■'' ^' 

lIV" 



/' 






».,--, -',,4" 



t K' 

i I i,\ , Mr 

;! i I'liii iiE 



K 

2.1 



'*7 

Ml 



L 




/Iiiii«....iiii;wih; 
|, X^^tum : ■' 






,/./' 



I iL 



^ 



mi tm mmm icmi huwi w mw" 



TEMPORARY JOBS 
AVAJLABIE ■■TODAY! 



iiynirorce 

I tt rri por j r y «» « ' '^ ■ ■ ' 



The Harbinger is looking for brtg ^ "'w,',,„.nn 

dedicated. dfififiMablfi people,. Just iike you,rsc!., . ne toUow.ng 
positions are available for Fall '88 Semester: 

l-ilitt>r-ln-Cfiiff 

Managini; I dilor 

Bitsin(\s XtaiKifiir 

Sport ^ I tliun 

Fealtirfy I diliir 

\CH\ I: thiol 

fiitfrlainnifiii i ditor 

l'hoii)f{rapht:i'\ 
SeerrUirv 



Candid,aies should n-""" 
I and p;:t*;*!ed Eng iO 



-en. 
:.:;d lo 



p Harbrnqet 



A,367 and 



J 



■ The Harbinger iilengtng. and inserestmg |0b,. 

, Of lie be a part of the excitement! 



_ Upcoming 



1 he narbitistr April 2H. 1«»8X 



Page 9 



f I Ml t i.»m mum stw m. t . sm: i «, w« 



1 

1 


■M,!|;, I? 


H»)> IS 


Tti'.TSdtf 


t, 
i 


eiWit* 


*i n* m 
ciwiti 


8.:,00i-9;ti 


'■ -t 
'i:;IS-»i« 




■|3:;tS-l;M 




ll'!M*1t:Si 


SpMltflf 




T-,l 

t ■tn.7 ■ 




SftMi,t1| 







3:«S-S:;:iO 



^'. ' Ml - f i 



«■ r»n jti* tuns 



«i, rmni 



t i ii iiii gum . 

,.(T 'ii'm fii;ii'ii»Ki ttm »«itit «'iti:i «:»»*'1*- 

. ffrino*,. 
rf,vn\ mr rair mi iaifb ihm wmii wtttiM. W'» :" l« "*' "Fr.i'.THW"'. ore let. *•■■•? >,3 



Consultant to 
speak 



\Uk: 'RiTiTiam'' }''• 






COMING 
SOON 

Sprinfi /9M .SfM</f«f 

Development 

Offerings 

MAY 

2 Career Interest 

lasting Part !, 9 11 

;i,m.. A347 

Com Sci/Data 
Processing Info 

Session, 7^8 p.m., 
1 1.12 



4 Biology Majors 
(Transfer) Info 
Session, 7-8 p.m., 
F132 



9 Career interesi 

TV sting Part 2. 91! 
a.m.. .'\347 



OFFICE OPPORTUNITIES DAY 



SuNoar, MM 1 
immsPM 



',<l ( :, ,f>.-i, .'•.■■ //,,/<lj!irirtfty 



^^. 

r ^ 




,-:::;': A *<! '«-'' 



mrmM Smm lor mm (Urn mma or Aff*' 
tmoorm positions ami mi cmiM stmt rour m next wemi 

Futt-tlmeiwsltlwis 



H.: li J !■ 



TRANSFER TO RAY COLLEGE 
DEGREE COMPLETION PROGRAMS 

AOVERTISJNG DESIGN. ILUJSTRATION, 
INTERIOR DESIGN. FASHION DESIGN. 
FASHION MFRCHANDISING. PHOTOGRAPHY 



Stirttwg j«,.- ■■■ 



R 



RAY COILIGE OF DESIGN 



B * r • 

CMeago Canpui 
i-1 N Wttas*' »- 



O U i 

10.-* (3111 JtO 35O0 



l-ltMPOSlllORS 



fiSB 



CkMUIDX tiw »•■>' I" «•" 



Off-Beat 



The P irbinijcr April 28, 1988 



Page 10 



Rubes* 



By Leigh Rubin 




4 Equally 

A Lani«rn» 
1 1 0«» wfto Hiirkl 
duty 

13 Fnraagnwt 

IS Symbol Iw 

taiiurwm 

l» JJ, 
CIrMn* 

it BifHt 

K fliMcM oMd 
24 B« txjrn* 
26 S«|)ar«t* 
79 Memdciw 

29 fruit oUheoiH 
31 UnusuttI 
y} [V£iim#l#»r 



Rubes'* 



By Leigh Rubin 




u 



nil: 






Free Videotapes 



There im life altfrcMllege. 

Wph;i\r.inr'W -.•iirs.,t.u,ir..l.it..'N 
that (M"«tvi*lt'fs>fiMi.i! luionn.'itH.ii 
furttial irM'\it;il.|iMM|, sr;ir« h I'lu-y 
HH'hl.lr )tflj»lH wIlMl . ;iI.-riN nMhti 

yoni"s[H'rilir iiiicr". ,.i,|,ij^_ 

h«nvti<init tui^ftlivi ,, i. „i,,(.' ;iiii| 
pni*l„i.,irr 1,.! ,i[| riitfni»-u, i\h;it .iff the 
IVicm tikis Cof sin ■(■•(- ,,i,v ),, 

matui;;*' vimr oivii , ,,;. 1,ii-l;«> 

f*»ri>"nitlr>!i, 

Slii|iiiifi)rarnn« rin\ s*-iii. 



VMMM^MS w>lla«ili in. TH» Caraw l>t.i,nmB 
C^M •oD PlacaniMt OMto,, Cmlm C«ii«i 



D 

< 
D 

Z 


> 

£1 



ttii nmar i am 
m aomim. 




■i|,^.j^«k,.,»4 




MNaH 
« Troutwt 

45 OavcMirwf 

47 >( mslMan 

4»Slalk 

M> ■iMMMnt auiaci 

t2 laMMl Mam 

S4IMgaliv«f>r»fia 

S$ LMifl 

emniunc'tion 
M Vtgm 
Sf Sywiliol lor 

«1 ntni»eki>(l 
•3 Small hottm 

•S .S»t O* pfOlaHMKl 

opiifnoni 
H SMamttnp 

■iNir 
•7 Native maiai 

DOWN 



The 
Weekly 

CrnsswDrd 

r UZZ. It? 



2 Paac*iiil 

3 Qtaak wtw 

4 OilIMM 

5 Sinp ol Haffwr 

6 7oii.wai.fw lid* 



7 Sudiy twKm 

a Fog 

B Mtlifa* .Pattw 

'0 7r.,i.p.prt 





■ 


- 




■ 


_..._ 




p 


':!• 


IP 


i 




-if. 


■ 














Mn 


' j 






1 


Im ■ 


■ 


, 




■ ',,;■ 


1 1 








IL 




■ 


■ 1 


■r- 






Di 


" 1 


pii 




-M-^ 






t ^^m ii 


__~ 




-F 


It. 






m ^Kn~ 








w- 


__L 


Zm 








iC 




■ 




-1 












iCb^^ 












1 


TT 


tI 


?'! 1 


■ 










3 


■ 


■i 




Transfer Students: 

Apply NOW for 
Admission and 
Financial Aid 



F.M1 APPLICANTS Do r ' 

t^rjilt"-, fmm your final t<- 
TraristtT .Advisor at ■^.'ll-8'^00 



DF-PAUL 



HAR 



.Entertainment 

NflKED RflVGUN 

not another crooked politician 



Ihe Marbinsir April 28, 1988 



Page 11 



Sniff UiiUr 



lint' <"*' 



1 'J , ■•■ ,1 

Ciifttnit, ^'^ ■ 

a iMWfiog nr.n,cM itoi roiimb 
Ac t.>in:t..:.t.---'"™ ''«•"■'""*' 
...Ihyn. ■ '• 

ilieit. Itw hai:(I •>**• b»:k.g>*»uni! 

I , *'■' ^H". I'K, (1, iL L(U' III' t'. 

ri:iil.K.;a iwmcf '"v ' ' "' 

..... .. .. ...,.: Jr(,.iti;m.i . ' ' ■ 

S|)k.« . 

tx-vn K<-i "">"•'' '■>"" '•"= P"' * '' '"■■• "'■'■" ' 



ilnvtfii: ginwf* •'> ■ 



... ..h. -kiifhi ■ ..I «.m.| 



It II 



'.n.,l ft I J 

t( • ■■'■' t>>i. 



itm gw'Hl c:i.aint'l<" ''i '*'!■■' 
....tmc finil in imlu^Hi-il 

M,..,.-t,iifiiv ■ I* »»■.-. I 



-.,1,. .il>. lire kikarci t.h..«'i 



.,., in,.- I i.>UI 
'- . imc 

,. ...; .,K-.. .11... :. ::.-■ "iM 

imw we li«il;t Hi.a|g»riy's 



t h.'iianmii.'i. I . 
i>( il'K" mivil iW 

^:i.>ITHt N'M.>i% *M ..J 

Millci'-i. ItjlmiM'. 
SOUWJ in 



I lie Dark 



c>,iiiici.v '.:■■ 

taiitl » l«'» 
ap[W!init|! .11. 
he ('■.»►■■ i 
.>.. It \'.ii. 
filial 

WtM.*.K. ■ 



a gotrf 
■■iiiii till* 



Riitimx (inl «>f 5: * 



HI IFNS BTF MV BUICK 

DOLBV S BACK HNO RS BIZARRE HS EUER 



SSLfco^r* "*« ".f moan- C.»Mr.., «>»« mot ,«w.l»«l con. 

ni« «on t KJcui -Of** "It* 

»!. MM-«. M "■ will* fie* »•!» one* • fiwwulionw* iMaw «« '•« "'• 



ol nak't DruUI •«»•(<■> '^ ' 
I0'i»unn««» *lic». It" •• 
■. (Outn. ri« ct>m« w - 
Ijf jnn» m* r«p««iiti»n 

til ari'T'i ■- ""•"■ """"" 

-Pfteti I,... 
wilh li(» 

tWIllSMiTii 



.: ) «cim«c (w fMMl !>••" ■" «>"• "'* •* 

*W0 HOWE OCT LMO li an •Iwg^i- 

J I r#vi«w», giw«a yA A LonjSovi MMiming 

cl Cul1y»M.. •»•'»«* •"'' (KlIUlMI 




-4A/>IW10ll.rPTIC COMEDY 

TUMULTUOUS. MB VIVIDLY ACT£0 
,..§iE IT TWICE." 



^2.lHt IV.r Har|)c'r slutlenls and S.'.»'i i 
U,e niitUic (frcf piiptornl- 



.1143: 

or 



( .■iit»l<»"tliit Wrlur 

T(i,-fi.i>i I-"* -'.Ml '■' 

'rtHHTIil- 
miiH'K" '■'. 

» htgti'- 
(nun !'"*■ 



>-,.--.t Sirn"->.'n 



Hill Earth". Do»y 
lurncd »nlti a n*» 
1 ' .\licii-. Me M\ 



Uiibv s ycnut III IwnitX nins "'■'■,^ 
arong ilir--ui:twnil the fi»i« "'^■■ 
album 
aSfmm ■ 



K. » 111 Met 

...leu 
,,. 1.;,,. .(.:'Htni 
1 tiiniM'tl ta hca 

..III! hi". 

.iiiv 

. 1.H , 

,,,..!■, tw 

;v i<|.'>bfai. 



A Break For The 

Broke. 

Tefnporary pbs for students on 
Soring. Summer or Winter Break. 
A, ly time you have time off. you 
can earn the extra dollars you need. 
Temporary assignments available m 
clenrat, marketing, light industnal 
and even technical fields. Good 
pay. and valuable experience. 
Call us now. 



1.1 1 ... 



Jiev<>uci.n.g ■ w4 I*" """■■' 

LcSntK- 

OmeeytMi. |(!^p«^l•"»•^'•■ 
oltc^l.l.ng work of •ri. J'™'" •"•''■' 
<ioiM WY enioiiuni'V* musn. 



a dUB* t>l«"' 
kWJ* %l>-." '■ 

I. rat I ^ 
ruliiii 



jlii.l ' rn.uiurijiil^ ll>>. li.iiii"! 

, ..■•tMv Jri>vkn> i-iil ihi' 

' ,1 i)k- albunt dt a 

I . >iii il. 
I tie. one 11 maifll'J' for 
I fhiwnas t>.i*> (an.*. Bj' :.lif way 

.L . t 'I I I. ... ^n .... U I IT. I. L I'iiilll'l 



w 



■ 1- i.l.U>i.."i"jMi: 
■-... \»lllC. !.•' 



riatinc mil ttt S: 2 11 



..estem 

innuiTuniHs. 




rwwm will n * Medical ■ Xac^n«M 

lioM"*"**"' • Swa ■ Photo ■ VrMOUf* 



\ _News 



Tlic HarbinRer April 28, ll-W 



Pace 12 



'i 



Controversy pervades 
Thompson's appointment 



mmt'ixird Iriim r(r*l pmii* 

pmmtM"** itaf «>■««« *>n remain 
ci)nfi*nt«iil uniil (trnbm »« 
named Tlin pfotfctt ihe iBJl*- 
ciiniJt tnm totrng iJicii ciwem 
pMiikm. 

Tlic complami mc«I flIlBii 
voiceil contcinetl the mtmm ol 
cemfiileniiaJ inftjnwUKm wIlWieM 
from fatuity, staff, Jtudcnf^. «•- 
niimiswiiiori iwi ct)mmuii.iiy 

ll mi Ml uMil i>h: Ekuud 
twgan *ci( wicr¥,iew pnKe». 
Willi the oficii tmums and tun 
cheom. that tkuiloJ mforaiatiwi 
i/foom each camlKUte w« made 
jhiiMk: ■ 



"...there »re emiuRh 
people here with 
ftpcrience, knoMkilce. 
and Ihe abiitt) lo, as 

we liivt in the paM, 
Mlect 1 president." 

sijid Keres. 



Oiu- Maff mcmbt-i torn 
mcmeiL "ll Uhc amouni of «•■ 
ciecy)' Axsii'l go Jili>n» *■* ••»' 
eollcgr'i idea of sliiitd giiver- 



Lirry Paullm, FA)a.>r-in 

Cktel' ol'thc Ha(hin(!tT %.>nl, I 
Ihilll while ihcy h.ivc ihc rijshlH) 
picie^rwc fH*v.K^,. y^\ t*'w^ d lo 



c.Ufrii. - .■■|;csli-d ihey 

hat i*>ii" ;■■' " 

Bivmn ■,.!,, I. I dim<k then- n 
iilwjy% a I c ruin amount nf «- 
crety in « Jcr Iw a commiilix to 
cCMHlwi ■■ mmth. 1 liiink ihis 
cMiiiiilwe *emi o«« <>' i'"'" » ay 
10 keep their at D Ml H-*. •-•! tei 

Student Stou Mr.(ii>ii, ('vn 
tril Managci t>f WHCM said. 
"They ihtmttln't have amiounccd 
ihr names until ihcy *etc pn- 
pirtJ Ul give all the Ivii kgrourid 
infomjatioij." 

During Ihc course fl inicr 
viewing and narrowinj; ini:r KO 
applicanis f'S.-\r made one 
inojjrcKs rcpuri lo the roltefc 
icmmuniiy ind Ihe Uiaril uf 
TiiMi-vs «-nl oul (oui mfmos fc 
g,irjmf; PS AC intluding Ok linal 
suhnisMon ul tl»c I'lvc tandiilales, 
Acsofdinj^ 10 Pattit'ia 
Bwirlc. ChatrinTson for PS AC. 
jic I ommilW first nant,j*al then 
v'lvMHvn to eleven applicants. 
They then mierviewed and dis^ 
tussed the ek-wn nomuwes. 

Allcr a !*«' week, delay re- 
sultmg fiom a I1«k) f>f .ipplic.i'- 
ittms near the ite»lline PSAf 
ri'lcMWd five names as linalisfs 
i,-t H.irper's president with wo 
Itncs of bmsfuphiet' «to'mati«>n 
ahoiu exh. 



rtie ami>ur»« ot inlomwiicm 

1 rtveived *.» aife*(uale Tlic level 
of timfideiitialiry was apprnp" 
ate. All the way Ihroujili I W''.>s 
very comliwtiWe wiih v>hM itu-v 
had. to say, ^hen ihev Ii.u1 !•> s.n 
ll," said ^ In- C'cspik-iii "I 



lilenng the (tepee 
-•■iitios, that th*!ir 



"That suRRe^tfil 
the* had snmethin); «n 
hide." Mid Paiillin 



Adramisuaiive Services Vcroon 
Manke 

Mankc adttal, "I tell that the 
commilliee was reprcseniaiive ol 
liceofcte's miemal and esicrnal 
commtinitv " 

A college .illaial wtioni 
wishes to remain unruiricit tlis 
agreo. "I Ihinli,. a.s do m.iny lau 
ulty, that the commmee was 
fnciiieiltinilaierally." 

One nxtm tat this suinee is 
ih, ■ ■ • •■■ >nately the sin ! i. 
,n oul numhi ■ 

iiien'fvrs .11 olhei ioSle(!e piiups 
and should gel more reprtsenia 
iiofi on the iommiiice 

Al Duoikoski, dean of the 
Lcirning Resoiine Ccniei said, 
"'Its the gicalesi resiwnsihiluy ol 
the Board of Tnisices lo sclcti ilie 
preaideiil." He added Uiat he 



confiifcni 

ol Ihi 

me,il. ■ ■ ■' 

ycti,-i; .i-,k';.l .iNiui [tie one 
mnsi prodiiilive .isfieil ol ihe 
fiivsKkniLiI si-.«ih Piaji Hender 
•,r.ii M.iii.ij;ini; t Mitor ol Ihe 
liitt'iriger vml The<vix-ii loiiirri 
wouLl h.ise Ken good it our 
opime-vi ni.nle anv diflcrcnec," 

Vu'e fiCMdeni ol Si.nleiii 
Allans Fii. nine llefir\ lom- 
meiueil, I *ish die Harper torn- 
muniiv » iMilil tuve hatd mote nmc 
to meet u ith ihe eandidalfs, hiil I 
think llv.ii wuuld h.oe Ken verv 
Jlffitull 

Fiinlly, ihc necessih (or .m 
iHi ■.lie i'.mipus viMl .'I 1 ,1. h ul 
Ihe iai kit dues w ,■, 

■fv.r .,1 ,h.: • 
Hon nn |,'" ' ' ■ ■"! K' ■"' 

on sin: \ ■ response 

ol an adniiiiisiT.iutr -Aho wisiieil 
in remain unrum«l, 

"1 think n IS ahsolwlely rice- 

.Liy in Older lo jiet a lull 

i, tided evalualion ll is riol .1 

diilKult thing to iietomphsh, ll 

would be a serious mistake not 

lo,' sjk! Kn'wn 

Keres t|uesii.>iie(l We 
i!i.!nr 

When .isked aNiui ihe ilei 1 
sioii nol to sisii ilie campuses ol 



Ihe s.inilulates (:-|uirni.in el tlie 
tloard ol Trustees Kris Howaril 
replied, "Tlie Board already had 
euensive m dep''' mformaiion 
.itui K-sides. Ihe search firm we 
emplKced advised us ihal ihc iii- 
fotni.ilion we'd reecivc would" l 
make Ihe trips worth while We 
wouldn 1 le.ini anything new 

l-,bine Sux'mier, direcior ol 
follese Relations esplainc.l 
Ihe Boaid of Trustees, by suiu 
la*. 11 charged *ilh hinnf! ihe 
chicf csecutivc officet an.l n 1^ 
iheir decision whal melhisl tliev 



"Now that Ihe se- 
U-clion is made we will 
nttfl lo work loKfUitr 
ill niovint; forward." 
added Stoermer. 



use III iii.ikii'n: lli.il it.\ j-ion 

She .iJvleit NO-.S lli.jl llie s. 
leciicm IS rii.Kle we ssdl n. e.l u 
work logeiher in inoMHf; Ihi 

ward." 

I Kim ll:ir,.»-.Li and I tirrx 
Pauiltn .11'-" 1 mt'ihuitJ :■■ (ho 
ijrtii It- 1 



Jefferson 
Committee 

ciwliBiied rruin first page 

SHiLKLSaSiat:" •'» mWMluecil 
Hy Sharon Atier., project dtrector. 
'Hiirpei College Jeflc-non Mceliiif 
and was given hy Mary tC, 
Bonsieel I.K,h.ui rrofess..r ol 
Hisiei. 1 rir, -. ..!^ ol 
louisulle 
Bonsiecl Sjiid, "T'he hcJI ol Ihs' 




Stunning 

Classical Piano 

performance 





Jeffeison ("ommitiee is 10 pu'II 
voii hjtk mie Ihi' ioiisiilulh'n 10 
sec whai ihe toiishiuiion says 
atout Ihe issues ' 'W'hai ically 
malies Ihf consiiuiuon work is 
us." she s.iiid 

Accoiding 10 Honsieei the 
reading of the constiluiiuo i> very 
■ rotxiriam S'he s;ii(! that wt »tl 



:, ' ;''OIUinl he. .INS. tl 

•,iiong protecliein ol 
Ihe si.,.ie ,,:,.'. sfnmeii! ' '■■ ' ''» 
and ihc eonsiiiui: 
imp-irtani 10 'K leli i 
H,.|i-.ieel sjn) 

,,\liei Honilecl (imshed hei 
specsh Ihere was .1 fcnc'l 
iliseussion. sumni.irs .ind 
Cialualion l)> all 01 ihe ik-lecjies 

The Jefferson Meeimi.- 
.iiliounied on a pi'isitivc now wuh 
Howard thanking everyone 

involved in malting ihc lirst 

Harper College Iclletson 

(-, • ,,-•-, ',< v-iru: She also 

.lilies have 

1. , , .ountn 

'l"hc I iiinded in part 

^v ., , ■ , ihe Illinois 

lliinijtiihes I ..imul and the 
Naiioiial !',in,!o»mcnl 



Hy indrcs Rriiwn 

siaff Wrll,«r 

"['he nimble lingers ul 
I'lmoihy Bowling ailroitly esC' 
cuted "three diffituU piano 
comfxwuions during his trcital at 
Harper cm Sunday - 

Bowling, who IS ll* p'lano 
leihmcian lor Harper, showed hv. 
.iwaid' winning form with his 
iv:twerfu! rewlition ol r.Iw jnt M.k 
Dowcll's Corieerio ^^> .' m I' 
mimir 

As a mijsii, siudcnl !ilk:i 
college in Chicapv Bowlrrii; ,..■ 
piano coriterto coiucsis ,11 ili.- 

MofMly HiMc Iv.M.lulr ,„:.! 'h. 

American ('i>i;-, 

Wllh his l'«, ll>ti: 

'■-' ■".11 111 tlie ,'\!li!'n 
...Id Ci'iisel ..U.'ry .l.iOlIi[i,>' 
Bowlirii! on Ihe lOnLcn 
piaymg ihe orchesiral scoi. u 
diived to piano. Bowling says 
Moll'al IS his "coach and icacl'ier, 
and Ihe similarily ol plasm^' 
Sly If K-lween the two men *.o 
cudenl as ihcy perlorak-d al ad- 
lomini; pianos. 

Bowlmg show'cd his toiu 
iiund ol die Mac Dowell selei 
lion, easily moving throuct " 
pitTC With convicuon, Ih, 
dynamic in his strokes ariil , 
tiire. cmphasi/in>: the nmi|x-lliiie 
emotions of ihc »onterli> Bowl 
mg (k-Uly perfdrmed tlie dillicult 
iToss-hand playing ami very nuick 
ftngcnng toacciir.Melv [«wxiay Ihc 
bustling andlivcis score 

In adiliium 10 the Mui r>i,'<w' 
ell conccrli,!, Bowling also ptv- 
formed a wnaline by Rivet and 



Mae lS,>wel! eoneeno. 
Bowling also ivrl'omi- 
cd a sonaiinc by Kavel 
and SoniilJ in C 

ma.|or, Cp .' "so ' 
'by Becth.nen 

Bowliio,; beii.in 
the 1ce1i.1l with Ihe 

T. ■, • ■■,:■,. ,M 

: ... tiad 



tw.i slight misses 
;hi' ..■.'■n.t' 



He 



emcnl 
ihi' 



hi 



l,,,;"f ■ 01 .1, 

, , int.ile.l .'" the 

, .lie lingering ul 

irie fiiCiC IKerall, 

Bowling's gentle 

ir.iomenl ol the 

:l.i .».. eiillLllcil lis 

■111 ai-ul ['Lnliit 

ilKmc 

After Ihe le.ital 
Bowling conlesseil 
tliai he only had uNsii 
4 week If ..■'■■''^'.1*1 '* 
the 'Bcelh 
He isi,ii.l \. 

mere rcLueil lor the 
r, .1 m| ihi- lee'Ul alter 



H.1--VIUH,: 

displjyeJ greaier 

sureness in his 

lendiiion .>( the Ravel 

...reo.rie This 

M ' , -t an.l 

lull • ■ , ,' 



BUILD 

ACAREER 

IN THE 

CLOUDS. 

Lc.im hsnv to tiv 
hi;liii>l'"lers in ihc I 'S 
Armv Net c'l'- ■■"•'i " 
K-cn'iCiif t('!- 

oX(\,Tier,.'f-' li' 1111 

Imt 1; . .'ni'i I'H' 'he '■'■!''' 



I 'Mtkef I .I'iill.l.ile tlieiii 

Ttuitiiiu: rruirr.mi riwkes it 

■ill J-Slsslhli.' "I.<etll.llltV, 

vviii'll luv.i .1 limn sthcKil 
eliploin.i ,111.1. prc-lcniWy, 
.11 k'.ist .] so, Its of ntlk'Ki'. 
IWliifr \ 'I ii-.irn '!■ tlv, 
MHi'll iici '■■. .>tiil'irri' 
.Army Imsic trnniiio .«rid 
(>rf-tli«lit miiitrij;. 

But i,>ncc ymicom' 
I'Ictf vcHir flight traininp 
pn>t;r<in!. voii'Il K* .m 
Amiv .ivhiti'ir, Arisi \i,ni 
thssttj:hte->ri!vliirdsi!i«t to 
vwar wings 

Cull vsyur kxal Arnn 
Rct-riiiUT toel.iv for more 



ARMY. 
EEALLYOUCANBE. 




Classifieds Classifieds 



Clatxified Ad Malts 

MsMtMMt fUM-cwfmtai'CUil 
■ ii»»iit{t«i|.« arc ff« wllfi. 
pfofrnt ufcmtifteattim 

^on Siuiiitu. daHll'iaiia (up 

'<> ciiihl iitiaa> an 14 .SO: 
I •%\ oocii. m44mmiml (in*:. 
Empl(:iyti.»(»,t 



lJE 



I.BGALSIKVICIS 

FREE CONSULTATtON 

for vour lefal nC'Cjo 

ie 0I.II ,i'.. 

Jivofce ri' 

■■- -.100 fv,.i, „.,( 

. pit iivjiUtiie 

I !<.:<•? (>( lUfktr la 

600 N Msichim 

'•>r. Scl>»uiBhur|. 11. 



S Htl-PI 

Tnr Ke\' 



Help Wanted 

B.*RN EXCELLENT 
M'ONFY 



tKSIOESAtKS 



..iiiJ M'Kd I '.J 



■1 He 
■nru 



Classifieds w^.., 

The Harbinger April 28, 1988 



Page 13 



rOl.,l.. TIM STi-OSNT 
Wiiiti 10 iitiii r«ni vat 
■iwHfeer ».|.M.(j.»ii,i K».|,(i .|(, 
(md Hiulu*! ipl SWI' or 
S»M Cal.l •'¥.»(» in:|» • jm 

iSLilll 



("all 

liai. l„„i,J_:,: 'vi- 



■?'H'.-J.«l().II„ til, C tttj't, 24 1 

MRS 

t 



2-1 URS. 

ALi:imi..:ni.ii:..iJ!t 



A l..P'.| m. "!• I h 4 

C'jar ^Tr.«r..r-i I \ \^ ].. 



•^ TOTOT.* ,., 

rtil, «:nii|!|||,::n:|: (■ 



ill) l.irrv 



f K M A L E MODELS 

WANTED EARN 1300 



"'Ml ; vKs 
ilJiMc by m*il 



DO Yot; KFFn A 
KOirSEl". 



^■■ma SMm 



pttmrA 



START EARLY! 

Get Your Summer Job NOW!' 

^ !>• (>*H * HCH*.l,0 fitta HUM ie,»m rl r.i»cii(ln »tBil«J.i,iiq .*• hi|.,» ,1 ... 

• a«sivaili(ili:: 

• S.ffl]to9Miinniiiirlliwgl«Ft«M 

• 12:00 to 3.30 SilMrta!* aUmmm 

* teeiteindfloiiiillmnwloafiats 

* TuflsiHrtjttonoTOtdea'lKiinjlljei 

* lanuttsanHficentivit 

DON'T DELAY -CALL TODAY!! 

Ask iflf Mill sa-Mn 

{CJ)i«tiiltttt:a3.iaa.4;3lll 



MSUMi SliriCK 

Start nut your (ol» unrch m eftct ' ..'-"."- 
.t with I well 



mSlOE SALES 

f'.i.«l |»at».i1 «f.t)*ini(. 



r e % Li m e 



SEA'?0N.*1, 




.» 1 1 •■ t J. 


"1 p Ie 1 in 




'HS IS T«S 
.'> .'1 lr.|in 






■■.^'r«irB!.i;iivit.t. 


b.iai;tv t> 


Wt.ALTH - 


IkUXLl-llBltd 



«EKT 



. .«.S 
lln„iugtl*(n, i jf , V.-R. ,\uti:.i 
'^'C. PS, PIJ.,PW,PL Till. 
Cry«e„R..IW(, AM/FM dIu> 
miny new itemt Runt 
treiii ,^u ,-.,. t :,,,.s call 
,1"S<|.-.,J2*,1 

I *»"''' r»l.f:iS. RECFKCV 
M"*' "ll eicelleni 
condiiutB Fully luaded 
Many eiira.| Call Pau) »> 
.:S«l-740i()eil JiOt ,,>r nn\ 
l«12 

CAK rOU BI,"" -^rc 

Can,, 4K.1 ■ nt ■ 

rmj" '■•- ■:-.-, ] 

i",ali ! 

».i''.,ji :;.. ,.,:„ 

».lM*, Dra ,fnr Nimn Poriar 
HX i yrs: old gd crind „ all 
leaihtff i;:al,l Pd reekday,! 
»fter 2 p in anii iii|.|.«. an 
offer .. «<),J. ..-><)«.) 



'■ ' ,.1 ' "^ h J 



' Danger 

' ■ .■« X ti,ji.. 

Huiiar >t ,'ta.|i!> .[ - 

Fender (.idekicl, M) ... 
Iia««. amp t H)D '.. 
Piper Orjan nr<- 
fieit itCfer fall I.arry » 

"' >'■ 

Oti.tji i,,i ,4ic or 11,, II irade 

(or iiandard acomiic 
iuitir Call Ted m t2H- 
1117 

M:R2 Red Cihfrifi si; *. /case 
ll-JO, Mirih,-'" '-.■■ ..ran. 
eonibo t4'H) i ,)i)x 

irmdiilar efCc^, ,, i ,., uofi 
■lunger |2I], Keh 
' '■, ,ban |u,iur *'/ ciie 
tiMi. Fender itdektefc "So 
*'ill bill imp t'lit'i 
Hatitmt*,nd P,ip«.r or*; . 



ADOPT ; 



WtlleybtH Anyant? 
I ' ' t) f f I h e -i- a 1 1 
enierlain«eni Volleyhall 
.1 '1 i„ii-! fi ji I ciiun ) 
; II J i- f"? n d e nt s 
I'lintriii ti> man Ipenton) ,« 
team ut rour i 1 1 plus 
iliernales m play "nee a 
week no ctmiact Dan lion* 
Inlramural Dtreetor • eii 

Bear Himtjr Bumity 

Thanks fi>r iti/- k., ..I'lfui 



iJ ■«4 fbMvt kiMtMir 
Bro*'.n.i'"S,M!Bh,|j.r»i :Har 
tt»«l, reeetyed ai a (,rf 
»'■» •to Call Id iii.ii>e.i,d 
tiler 2 p m m4 mtkt 
«»lltr.;,i.9J-lli«,j 

|9ll?B>RB'«l,i:SlA»(I 
U' Hatcrifract 

S'lern,-. .riiii.«ii".u.e AC El 

*arr*nu. I'd Sfiri or mmt 

' '•>% 1 1, 111 II r . ..(ii, 

..111 1,„P 71,. , " 



ri. 

div 
I 4 
■ yi 
an 



NEEd C4sh For 
collcqc ?? 

SI4> MHUON 

IN ( INANCtAI A(l> Wl Nl LtNtl AIIII 1) 

I A':; I Y[ AR 
Wl IAN MNi) IH( HINDS YOU H^O 

I M CIXCATIONAL SBtVICES 

,:> BOX ?1 / 

'' Mi, iGfMS. 11, 600/0 
705 85? 7 
■."I Kiiwnaiiaw 



siTTEi 



■11 •iiiniim i_ 



The Harbinger April 28. 1988 



PaRe 14 




Photo vlpiniOIl. would you have 



„ the Board of Trustees «ho 

L „ r..r Colleec President.' 
vc chosen lor v iim*,'^ 



By Andrew Balazs 




ncitmcc majiw: 

"I iJiink ihetc *oiiW he IMI 

president. A fcn of «)ci>li«ii» 
wnuUn'i hull iinyoin:/ 



Sludfnt TriiM»«: 

-I («l ih.ii the ^le' """ " 

,H£ pTfSHlenl was » f«'"J <>•«•,, ' 
taUha... '''"•••^?'!*« 

ci{ ilic camlukiit-*. 



* 
^ 



iW^IIIlL 

^iii, 




prc-mcd nnjM: 

-1 let I ihiii Harix-t ^hoiiM 
csttH.sh a King, -nwrclofc. in 
l,be fuwrc ihcrc «fn>'t ^^^ •' 
nfohlem finttwR a replace mem. 
The ttrM horn male would jusi 
Like cumnit " 



Cilktn JeiniinK*. 
biiilogj niajo''- 

*>H.U be Ihe hcM ;iual'''"l 
. .,, |.,r Fr..-u>lcnl . 

: ;;,L" hiv exprriciuo wiih 
llarivf fii'lk-pc aik-r Ix-mg Vkc 
l'rt>Kk-nl," 




The Game 




Location 




Location 




Location 



"■■■■KB *■ 



7 



!#"••' 

# 



Vnjr.-H' fiadjT't 



The Winner ',;;;;:t:" , tlu.ui h.c i..k. .x-hu,a hu.iau., x 

.ind I). 

Location #2 

The b,ra obscr.au.rv bv the lake tel»*B4 
building A aiul 1). 

Location **3 

•The vviiul^nv- u[>st.urs between ba.tdmE A 
and C look 111].;, «.oulh. 

Location #4 

The an figure between bai*«t A attrt »;'*"« 

the left corner of it as you IliCC buikting »• 

Location #5 

The minor in building T"" ' ' '' ' ' '"''^''• 
lip to [lie lounge 

location M , , 

T'hc an figure on the notlh .. ' •'■• ^^^ "■ 

building 11 




Tfti: 







^..j-^O'-r;' vjDl, 



■num 
^ tes 
991 •5050 

• MEW REr EASES • 

PlJtoon , oiacwet < 




I K I i.Liy 5t«vict 



The Harb.nuer April 28, I9«K 



_ Sports 

NBA Awards and 
Play-off Predictions 



Page 15 



»t Scoti Bwtfra 
Sforli Kdllar 

Sbkt itK- NBA pJay-olTs arc 
npidly afiprtNiching. ii is time 
(Of mc K) male my prittliclnins 
«n<l choices lor vinous 



MVP: Hcrci a hini: He is 
the Chicago Bulls' ofT-gUitrd ami 
I rranchise savior, the NBAs 
leading scorer, ihc I^IW 
Gaioradc Slam Dunit Champion 
and the iimki sjiccucuIji alhltie 
ever lo pick uj) a hiskcihall. 

That's right- Mr, MichiKt 

jMilan I., A, fans may argue for 
Magit: Johnwn and Boston 
loyals mij;t)i t:hi:*>ic I. any Bird, 
Then when ihcy read I'm 
picking Jordan, they will accu,« 
me of favoritism because I'm 
from Chicago, such is not the 
cam. 

I Itfcc Migk and company 
i«i( at much its Jack Nicholsim. 
if not more and i admit tttai Bird 
is tlw mister of all skills and 
ptotahly the smancsl guv in tl* 
NBA. 



I am really not tlial hig of 

a Bulls (an either, so any 
accusations o( (avoriiism arc 
unjust Whal I am. is a 
haskcthali fan and thai i,s *h) I 
am picking Jordan, 

It i.s nol necessary lo go 
into s.tais or pull out jam 
fo<.)tage- It's obvious MIKE ts 
Iht! MAN' 

Rookie of the Year: 

M»k Jait,s:m. poim-Kusinl, New 
York Knicks, The tomicr St, 

.John's star. *h«i holds Ihe NBA 
nxjkie record for smgle-season 
assists,. IS eiacily whai the 
Knicks noctied. 

Coach of the Ytur: 
ttoug Collins of the Bulls You 
had to have fbllowcd the Bulk 
ami ni in an empty Cliicago 
Staditim for the past years to 
aiipreciaie what this guy has 

He mighi n« get it (Pal 
Kiley of I, A, protiahly will 
win), but any guy who cjm wm 

.SO games wiih an aging center 
like Dave Corvine and the cict 



of younistcrs he tm *,icrves 
Ihcawani. 

All-star T««m: 

Magic Johnson. G 
Michat^l Jorilan. C 
Akecm Olajuwan, C 
Lany Bird, f 
Charles B,aik Icy. F 

On the advice of two of my 
writers (Byron Blanchard anil 
Kevin Goldsieini I am :iKa 
add.mg the lolkjwmg pbycrs 

Palntk I:w'ing. C. Nru 
York Knicks- He is going lu htr 
the best center withm the next 
Itw yejin. 

Karl MaloiK-.F. Utah Ja,«. 
Wf need some tody ivhn can 
rcbmind and scote in case 
Barfclcy gels kicked inn i>f i,hc 
,pamc 

Dominique W'llkins, 
Atlanta Hawks- Wilkniv do« 
not have a positmn on my 
team, h« is in tJicrc ui dunk. 

Mm will the Hulls do 
in the play-ofrsT They will 
get past riev.-lantl. hut ihe 



Bulls belter not take ihc 

Cavaliers for granttid of they 
will get heal. 

Chances ,are they will ihcn 
run into Dftroii fur another 
clasistc Bulls-Pistons niaiih-up 

Hopefully. Charles Oakley wjll 
bust up Dftroiis hated Bill 
l,.aiiiiK-ci, I shouldn't have said 
that, Laimbccr is rejilJy a nice 
K'ly 

Anyway. Umk for the .Sam 
\ inccnl and the Bulls lo upset 
lM;ih 'fhonuis and the Pisions in 

H'Vftl 

The Bulls will then lace 

and he defeated hy the Bosion 
Celtics in the l-asiern 
Conference Chamtncituhip 
Series, Rohert Parnsh, Kcmi 
McHalc and the rest of K {' s 
bO)f» arc still nxi tough for ihe 
Bulls. 

Who is giiint lo win 

il air:" Phi- I .ikcrs will o-pcaf 
M.it;n »m1I utn the series MVP 
a*.ui) .liter 1 \ tvai,,> Boston m 

SIX 



What's 
up in 

MLB: 



!!.> kiftln i;<itcl>,iriii 
Sports VVriltr 

Alter Uirec weeks of Majur 
I I'.iciic njsehall play here are 
■ niy comments, 
, ■ ■- I "- .iriJ qucsuons 

I. I he Pirjies :ire for real, 
Irnfortunately mi .ire the 
Cardinals, Si I.ouih i\ playing 
really had and 1 don't see ihem 
turning [flings around 

1. Darryl Straw h<Tr\ i\ olf 
li> :i !,:ood SI art, as I predicted. 
Me l^ lirst in slugging and oii- 
h.ise ivrccnuce and second m 
haltnig 

.'. What hj[>pcncd to fm 



Ihe I 
[•ikl!.,: 



!i ilul Ihc Indians' 

,j-lit.,-nli atieiid 

School oi 



I 



hope the Orioles 
ii-niiiiue lenmg until (hat iliv' 
l"ike\ m Baltimore dies ol 
eshju,il,i(vn 

». Frank Robinson will 
quii his managerial post with 
Ihe O's within the neit si,t 
w eeks 



WHOM 

fwrper coOege radio ' 



Listen in BuiCdin^ "A " or 
now AT fiOHB on the Cable 

Access Network! 



Channels: 

Cabtenet 9i 

American 

Cable 2i 

Sustein 



0- 

One ^'^MaV "^ 



f^fOO 



ffOW 



■rnaitcstt Monday - Thursday 8:00 am - 8:00 pm Friday 8:00 am - 2:00 pm. 



_ Sports 

Tennis Team 
Takes Second 



I 111- Hsirhinjitr April 2S. l'»HH 



l\.ge 16 



.11 ll(ir<l*)« 
EMor 



■.c,c«n)-riwnil«'' ■ ;_ 



111 t. ii.im|'i>'«i 'I'C ' " 

1. . L.„,., 1.1, nli>, t 




Frank fifhwarl:' 



lirnl-KMiUkl C> i. 



hi, «.nke:il ■«Tve. 



u ..ii. 1 1" "-I 1 1 "««•*■* .'" •" I '■ ''' 

Softball Takes Third 

Wins Seventeen 



<i|ii»rt« Filltor 

Vhi; SnUhjIl t.: 



ti.ini fintstel 
.s:,ih « •(■S 
ICmXil In lliifi:)- 



iK 



Vaicy (I I ■•1) awt N-W" 

OtamfKHi Tri*»n (ciim-nlly t ? 
01 line ol Citatlj Mm-i 
Minin*..ri'«t pTe-«a«»n 
was lo l"ini<.ti cilhci 
tttfhet. 

The Ha»i-' 
no* ■*limJ<' -I'i 
tCiinVX 17 victmiv^ '■ 
tie musl J HiiriM-t ^qa.. 
»iini, the [>n:v)itiK tuih 
rci'tialciJ: m 'Uth 'K 1 .in.l 

In I'JWv itii' . .'^.■. 

yiMI, tlfl lr.ll" 

ihrct win* .t".' 
(en. lit'' 
Hiiwk'i I' 

in ■ 

(tiipi-r. 



JciJiiiitmn HI a 
,i(iWt pFoprsini .11 



),-rifiii. ■ 
ilrni 

[ 

pla> l.tlTn." Ill Ifir until I 

ijttticr C'lmnic An|d |»i ■ 
a bum aiiil itire* l<> fi''«. ■- 
hj..fman RotMn t.>rjKI.->. <*>w 

iHit-v* lo Lynn Hoycr to rail a 

M.-ri.tnruonef •* ihrd 

S'yilin, ilic •inno. .ilU>*'«l 
, .fiemaomCivetntt. 
Ciim* T««: tlarinf » 

. "■.-x-itidilMortnn 
I five hii» 
■ ih.' ui, ii>r'. 

* 
'ill 



iili atitt 
I'tK tU«>'i">' llintrtl a t-1-.J 

(IwiWf play in lt>c Mtoni of *»• 
I'iftlti 

timfptt n. Tvlln* 

G«m* On.-!, TriUm 5 



Baseball Squad 
Continues To Win 



.1,-: iiHiumie wrack 
up ihe 1. II umci. winmng five of 
iheii liisi siA games, Desitiie ll>c 
wins, Coat:H Dan Ki>» offered i 
comment aboul *e recent 
weiiiliar 

Tlte bad w,ea*c,r ifcfimlcly 

hivi ..in i.')Ti.-i.'i •111 ii'iiu' fit I'm; 
,, ■ ... haul 

1. . 

SiOHK: ^orcianilltiglifigtils 
itif ri"«x«, saow,* mc •* Wtowv 

Mliriitr 1"*. 
liUwii'i ll,eiir(lktin« 
Cjiwc On*: Harper tl 

II iti'iti-ilit-tine ti 
,Bi , iippi-i! Ill* 

r«'M..t , I Sic 'inn 

tJiime T»i»: llarprr 5 

It. Ilcnrdii'tini' 



, _^ il'i... i^jnn.."!. 
lllowcil oiiij to"' ""'^ *'"' 

strut* «" "•'"•^^ 

Harper vs. DiiPaitr 
(ianie (»n»: Hurper 7 

UuPatr ^' 
Maik Ki.'li'l IMiil 
0'(,"all..i,gti.tii a',1 ' ■ '.tiil.1 

htmif tun ,'\i ■ '"'■■ 

winning pitctei. 

Cinw T*n: U*rpt:t 13 
(luPiiee ■* 

Ttu- '=■■■•''■■ '""'■ "■' '■■"'" 
kail **! 

:.„,,l ,.: 



Harper ii*- Kankakf* 

(Janw One: Kankakee 5 

Harper I 

V,iK,i Miili-rfil I"* lifs< '««' 



tlftlM 

Clam* Two: Harper 5 
Kankakee 

WP: BillCHirady 

Harper vs, WriRht 

tJame One: Harper 7 

Wriftht 2 

Freshman Dive Schneidct 
p,ili:hed and *<» his firsl game 

oflhesiast'n, 

(Jame two: Harper 1.' 
Writtht n 

.liihri Basile recorded hu 
ihird win 

Hail., li'i'i^'' "«■ 

III ihc uiii.>i..."'r '-.t'ctHina' 
u.urnamcni. The lirsl pane <it 
.1... i....rm-v «il! lu- on M.ay ~ 
\lilk-nrv or I iiKi- 
1 ,.i :■ „.i ilapct 



Harjier vs Moraine 

Viilky 

Came One: Moraine 

V alley <• Harper 2 

The Hawk* ca,mr up vnh 
tM,ly t*o hits ami i^-' '■>'"■• 
Harper's fi*c error* hurt li"n»> 
Pi'ltari, *ho suftctcd the loss. 
{Janie Twii: Harper 1 
vtoraine Valley I 
lUcrfiiiJi"' ..III' II' Ki'"*>'' 
h 1,1.1 l'».i hiis .tint •■ ■■ '' ■'■■■ 
lun- I ' a, • 1 
kiioit..; !>!•■'■ 
Mi.hil. ■ ' '■■•■■''' '" '•' ^' 
■ooiii- t.j- " '■'-' •■ ' 

llarixi >- M"ii." 
l.ame One II n , ■ • 

Marina I 
ntiiusisiU 1.1 
]easi\ ItaurrhUfk and tii ' 
1 inda HoN-rs cai h ha»l . * 
and one R»I lXMi>iv. ^v i!.. 
I ia*li^ lumeJ Ivm dmihle ,-Us .- 
!n the ihirJ. shmi^U'P 



l:ir[u-r 



,lH'k 



.llUuLlllj:. : ■■ "IIIIICl. 

AiiKcl. il: • «'''n:*h 

l-.as,i.-. hii-i. 1' •, • pcflcci 

iaiTic *uh,i»siii|le \n the wpol 
ihe tititi Pytlar/ sulfcrnt ihc 
loss 

(Jaroe Two I rilim J 
Harper 1 
Haipirr cui hil Vnton seven 
tivlne hill unfiirlunarcK "Irilon 
.uppe.t H..HT','' l"'^' '"■'■ ""•■ 
■ ... iiK'd the fcimiiiii? run tn 
im of (he fiflh U» t*tt 
,,.,.|,,.i The Hawks" k;ad-»« 
hiuer Rowc had three hits ami 
taieit'in tfio flaw I-.' only nin. 



Track & Field 

Lope/, Word, VVitsiepe and Thayer set new mark 



Hy StiiK lloritiin 
Siiorl* J.iilmr 

Vicki Lope/. J»»i"'' *'"f''- 
Karen Wiisiepc and Acme 
Thayer leaincd up to sei a ntm 
schoot recotd at lH« 
Northwcacm University Rdaji 
held April 23, ■•<!• 23 ,M 
EvtBswn, 

Hurpet's lime of l:?i4 7,. in 
Ihe cpniit meil'tcy, hroke (he 



,1(11! 

(PR), 
ICKVt 



lt»-u 
ttelns'' 

I optf- l.Ji 

Woiii 
m r ' 



I'd 



il'K.lVi-, 



Brian Piwlak. diseus- 



..!■ iini'ih 
!|,.il Keciiiil 



Tti, 



'ifmn.iliem 



I) 

I. It: in 



I nd I* 



I laik 

I K e s 11 1 1 s : 



Men's Track 

i-Taiik Hatalh. Ifin^ .lump- 



Women"* "Vratk Coach 
Kencc Zcllner said "Wc 

,-.,-,1 tejinsi some Eood 

mJuding I 1 
^ ■ '■. 1 ,-vien'i, the (ttn ,i ■ 

imr athtcies luriicJ in rcpic*ciu 
significant effon." 

The Hawks' next nn- 
Saiuiday .U nimhursl CoU^e,. 

1(1. (1*1 pm 



HARBINGER 



VOL. 22 NO. 26 



William Kiiincv HarjMT ( 'ollfRe 



The HarbinRcr Ma> 5. 19HH 



Tuition Increase 

Suggested for 

Spring '89 



\tw% Kdllar 

Vice Pieiideni of 
Adintnistritive Services Vera 

hbnke wmr^ied a ihnt dollar 

per crEdii hour luiMm tnctMK 
l« mke cfl'kX'i ilic tprmg 
KsmcMec of l*t8'» at l:h« lasi 
finance OMJcung. 

Mjiit.ke »id, "Tile eotlc|e 
►liix mOHinrred over ihc l»o 
■'(aipcrit>d{(i«i»l jTat l'»88-8!l') 
.1 i-H pcicoii KdwtKm 111' MIC 
funtlmg," 

VicWf Bemef. dean of 
NMinext Msrvicet and finance 
•dded. 'It ManMMl ui me Ihai al 
ihe last mooting ihcre was a 
spill; iwme incmlwnt went (or it 
aiid()tlicnag.ainiii." 

Aj part of tiarpcrs italc 
ftaniting »c receive a gram 
which i<i twicd M the total 
nunihcr of cr(?dit hour* studenrs 
cnmil f«, Haiptf receives this 
giani two yean later. 

Aceordin,! U'l Mankc. " Also 
confMwndinii tlic (kop in uttc 
revenues, we lnvc espcrknceid a 
risdiKtioit in credti hoiin tiufhl"" 
'.>r ikr t9H7 u:t-««'' 
owtiitig the WKmni 
grant tor it fiiciil ye-ir I ''HV, 

He rnUtti, "'Dumg itir two 
ififcal) vears the codeie will 
have lost SI. 084,071 m us 
credit twtir fiimlint (from the 



Harper ha» nm had a tuition 

increaae sin<:e the 1<)H3-R4 
KlKiol year when it wai rawd 
two diil'lm per credit hour. 

Accofilmg to 4 r.m4im 
»ur'vcy tomluctt-il h> tUrpa ,■! 
llltnoii vonimuiiity coUegcui. 
ei|ht o( eighteen suite college* 
will he increasttni their taition 
for 'tile riKalyMf nm 

Mm (liscui*c(l at the 
linamce meeting »ii<, ikt 
EdiMimal Fund Nairt. 

Revenue ^a«iJ ..n the 
current tuition rale (SI'J/pcr 
crcd«t hour) n esttinaied al 

si4.g-is,;N7 iof the i9m 

■■«h<x'»l year, Eipcndiiures are 
cijieacd to total S;4,<J,ai.455, 

Thii Icaws %H.U2. for 
capital cfiuipnteni. S?i<l3J|f 
less than the amtMini hwJgeiBd, 
for i;:i[.iial einjipmcni in f«||., 

'The (1%, ,r '.'W 

l^yildings. an.) . ■ i„t 

allcicaieti i"i-it„:::-'i !,,,.; m.iruc..' 
l»«tile:a|)iti,lci|iirpm<:(iii , 







Th* Cir: 

1 nf .Ml Prutp**..!.. 



" '■"■ ^rtmlt Schwartz t 
Thr Ltih ■.. ., .; |,K Fnsl»y 

(iwnuiia l>ei*uK It did imii retrivc ..inough 

•'■IBtCUUM 



Cash Station Closed 

FCBM claims cause was lack of use 



.'..Hlllg, 



lis 

■ -■ " ........4 to 

eliminsic ttie Operating Wtmm 
"T'echniciafi certtfittie piogrimi 
aw! the incdia writer posnion 
mcliMJixl m lati years' budget but 

rn-vcc ("ilfcil 



Observatory 
named class gift 



•l Oaiagtat iay 
Wewf CdlHir 

Becaii'M' of" 'an. 'in'itilTicient 
■iiwtunt of transaction"!'" the 
Cirrus Antoniatcd 'Teller 
'Machine, owned bv 'The Fimt 
t'hicapi Bank ot Ml.. 'PniKiKCi 



^oai^ j^'o iJit' ni.u'^i I," Aa^ in 
k'j|X*filv 1)1 N-iPiL* rtilii*»ed 111 
Vl.n 111 \'i\~ nil tiii.iKkiiM.in 
ti- rtriiii^i tt;c ^aiti ^talii>n wj\ 
nia>lL- U»i IX-icinhiT 

Thi' ICHM wdv unMi]iirig 
To k<<n{inue ^iihsnli/ing Itie 



inacfiii' . .'. I i :■».' •• '• ^^l 
Hiupcrr (.'ollrne the (.jcHtrumnj 
to sub>ii1i.,'f II. 'ttif fa>h \tatiiiii 
'hnnfi- ■ ' ■■111.- 1:1.1 Hiirfvr. 



il t» PI 



• ■l!tr 



I'umk .. 

plot .III i,.ii. . 

■■CUM w \ 

ra.filiry .rxiai ::■ ... ■■.,.■. j 1 
entrance and t'oiiiintie 
iiub«idi/ms the rnithirw 

Bt'luri.- .11 lion i% liiken ii 
study niiisi tv iloiit- to dele mime 
il irallk ]'riil-ilcm\ will result 
and the degree of vei urity risk 
involved 



Ciirrently Hapcr's e:ini[ms 
i» tlcKed 10 puhlic tialfc after 

I I.IN'i pm: Harper public safety 

has the .luthiirily in \u>p any 

vehkie I'n ifu- [k'i ihu'Th-i tuiitiK 

<'U T ■"■'IS '..ituc 

voiding to Mitlmel 

rikiiiK-r of U>c Hixtrd of 

mailer then must 

U.I id approved hy the 

Ixwd. 

FCBM need* a to know 
what Harper's decision is hy 
Se'p(.emh(!r 198R. 



.Hij hwilas Inf 
'N««f B«li«r 

An obsei^'tiion iledii. ju-d to 

.l:imf<i t Mc{"inii.h. Pi't i.li'TU .•[' 

ipge from ' 

i(»provcd h> 

Nciialc to be twilt and 

toltie i:ol!.i:ge as the gift 

trom the clasa. of "S8 

The .Minale ■Itated S '• ■ • 
to the cost %■>( 111..' ' ' ' 
biiildrng., designed - 

If leu ope aiHl pro.t^. . 

nckmicnt weathei 

'Ilie dome of tl»e tHiildinii 
scjid hy .^i-h I'.ioirii. 
costs smwoismatri'i ' • • 

I nda 
■■iwm 



'One- half feet, in dunn..' 

feet t.i.t!. "The walh .nv .m-Liit 

either with brick or «im»,gi.itial 



tK' htjill ncM I'l 
north i:i{le nf i\y 



10 

she 
■lit! 



BlJi. 
merhoit 



obKTS',.! 




EiLoal. 



r I 



ID 



Ash I'lome ohservalnry in [»iaWo V'atley Collcje nemm fMiCalMomia. 



A :d,«,iSiifl... 'low to 



'beat the last minute 
cramming for ttnal 
exams 



Pagt 2 



pri ■' Why not? 

Oil ikl-ilBfikfilJttlib 

our maoi. 



Page '3 



Undefo.round band 
Midnight Otl returns 
With their new 
album 
Du^t 

Pagt 4 



What's happening 
around campus? The 
Steel Drum Band 
concert. Final Exam 
schedule 

Page 6 



An early look at the] 
NFL. Three 
predictions for the 
upcoming season. 



Page 11 



4 

4 



Features 



The Harbinger May 5. 1WX 




Final Strategy- 



A/T YOU Prepared/ 






I'iij-e 2 






bi Kim t'Mrawtkl 



HUKk 

inea >■ . . 

(ill«l*«k ■■••nillr: 

W»ui" y<>...: 

001 t'VVO K 

lilt' rwnfii! 
hBvi" - 
■'A 
rdiiuru; »i.'jini:t '*-: .in; i-iihp>ot,i: 
rct-eml'y I tiW'i i»«gine mMx 
iinytodj would *mt lo go 
cmtside (jnil woiil .stuilj'int! i 

B.,.l t.-n™.tli. (l.r. .Hi n ■lit 

liar!. '"'"8 

ccnii- I'* 

(jucKion .'iTt* in a 

varii'iy i>( «(•*•. Tc*Ikr tan be 
IcKaicrf i,)uiii4e <;>( tlans for 
llddlUfllH) iKlvKC. mA stuikiu. «lf- 
(iclp Hinly iroufi »re WH 
uncommon wmrt'ci ftw furlttcr 
l)fusl»tng'up ■vi:\Mijn% 

(■'.rv-i -'i.im* tome iii 
Jidi fn'iTi ik; ever- 

pre ■■ ".niii; ""comprc- 

hri..' ■ '»>! 

Ill J • ! '•». 

,.,.|.. Shu 



l)Hlt,te.. llOIKluli'. ■.!. I I'm! will 

WX ptltl iJilKll Itli,' V!/I 

1,1.: „il *i.ili i =iiJ! "> ' 



imfilifnMioii it) iliuK' W'iK't. " 



. . . summunzc ni\ 
ncxes on cassette tapes. ' 



Put tilt- iti>lcc(inl.\ inlfi 
■ ■ ' ' . for 

■ I'l-'t' 






ilk,: <'i 

man." I 

UlTK 

tm(Miru.m ' ' 

Cout»%.- 
helpful *hcti iriHirnf jriM' 
Cjriii'uliir <wbjfft Maggie 

Inn .1.1'. y.." '"".■ ^nc 

.vht'ini .^!. ; 

(;.'imlVin,;iM. 



"Stuti\ every Siindtix " 



Mtn Stniteil inJ ('uii; 



Ccwnie uddi, "1 fiiDl 'itiMMgli 
nty cl»M rnmt •Ml P'K'k Mil itic 
maicri.il I iliink n c«'|x*cially 
impcinaiu. iiiminari/c ii lo fil :i 
'<M)> m Ml- mimik' Ufx iutd I kick 
tojhc ta|:K H'hik: dfiviii'i anwiKl 
m ni)i cai." 

Awl, if ihc tas'wiiei aic ikji 
eiMiilgll, Conme puts Itie iiMe- 
canta ihe mAf\ icuvi ht:r pmm tm 
'tmnmm»~ *ht-n rm wamng 
(aiij wf tiim* :!,N">ui wwm'i;* 

Connie cvid'cnit'. •." ■- ''•■ 
sl.ii«l'j"mg very tfnoii.i. i :',■■ 
nlwamagc of » mut:ti Irn; tiriK .f. 
is pcwsiW't for her. Also, 
ckiiig'iBg toon her old nxiunc has 
|Nl)4 ugntfi'Canl divi«knd%. in 
leriti* I'll' hi^ht-r iiriMtc» and 
If.. 







a %iw]y 

Lil.'-s tl 


sesM.'>n„ ii : 

s ..1.1 l."'.l'. 



II . : L r.]M I i .' u 

^ llLl'fl I I 

ICUK>-)i|lV 

a Ki'l. i>" 

m:) t v.'ui ti^jJ iii»! t'l i-i; 



StKclirj-* C»I1 ui Isi! 

-I i Nl r! ' 
•1)\1 \ 

•SUf 1 . \K' \ 
• « n« MIM, 
•KM I IMiOMM 
•f !( 

Fi'i-L.-'riMi-: .roil 

OPENINtJS lODVV 

CM I I ■> 
41**-USU3 

'.> ..ip'plicantv 
,,.•,■_ ,;. pi! K-ncfits, 
SeviT.il r.ii"^'' If 

Isl ("hoicr t'«i. 



'lerm |. 

I1K<I k' 

B. 

"1 ha-. 



h.,"i ,■ 

1,1'R'ni, 
i„".I>f,.' 
I'l'Mih 



studying wofli Iwn: 1 
Mi'TMii I'vyi r'»..l .inv m..rr,"' 



Iteil 'mi;:ifl., I'.. Hc II. J,, iirc 

.illy liclipfiiil lor 'her m 



Agjiin. we heai' Inm aiK'Uher studeiu suggcws seeing tc-ichers 



'"Like thr untes tt> 



ike otlwf sUMlenti. Barh 
have to p'> over prohlem.. 



ail'»tit3ilr of rt-iieutn'e (Wdying for 
tong-terni reteniKin, e'',(x\i.illv 
1. IT t' . w ri f n "r h rri M '.' f 1 1 n :i ( '■■ 

■ - ..vtT 

.' ihe 
inip..n,.ii' 

\ul'>|CCl'- 



l,„Hi.' 
em a in 



Mjt.l.;. !'■ t'.eii.r 

review lor liii.i 

Tl'ii- I-.' 
hardest 

MUdH", 

K- 1 1, lie 1!^ in'i.ii 



,'Viso, the 



for help on rnalerial helcre fpmf, 
li> luu*., N"i, .iiiH" ilie leat'tieTs ate 1 

iTiu.'l'i Jiu'f'i' i',iriiili.ir wilh the I 

'mail' 

are i 



' -m.l'fU', .1, 

• 'Aork, or 

. ill.) pile 

i! I ihe end 

,', ■ ' ih.' L.uise 

'.■;.iiii.>».ii w.irk aikl siress 

irmv! of us sludem.. will he 

('.. I'l-iring husily (hii[K-liillyi lor 

mir lin.il leM,,, he ihey 

inmprehenMv.',. ■! m-i ihe 

1i:mI one in a 

dui 'ng the course .'; ..;.v v.a...v 




BE A CALORIE 
61 RNING MACHINE. 

() Month Student Special— S99 

|jl,,i ■ 'I .iiir»ii|X'rl'iim. 'M <'< 

! ''"' ,^i,, '. .ille pt'TSOUfMUl'IIH..' ■ , ...... ■'-' 

' MH.j|iitn lee'- nt monilih dui-s rettuirciJ 
(jIlimliN liirit'oniplimfmir* wi'irloHH 



h-iiiu'Dii: 

• hill \l.n:hinfl,!iriuilMtf 
\.iiiiilusS l':.iBlf (Ahf\ 

• Irre Vkii.^li^ 

• 1 ('iii(niUT)/t'il I'AriTiM' Hikfs 

• ( .irdnn.isiul.ii I valii.iHons 

• Ur.it'K . ill" linp.ui .mil 
I, sen i'.r I l.i^'-i-' 

• Vl.ilfi Knhii I lasses 

• \iiU"iIi"ri.il .iiitl iVi'M ' , 

*orkiMti I'r.ierams 

• IfiiiiiN I iiiirts 

• Suinimin',; 

• l.initiiii;, lli'ils 

• \ii ^,^l^^ Niii'Ner, Sen III- 

• ritm-ss \ssrssm<;iil Irsi 
Xilmimsifrcd ih Iaitcih* 

PhV"!.M>lttRiM 



WOOOHEIO 



I WotHtticId l..ikf 

(IttiirC.inipih 

i(M«i I. UiiiHltiilit Kd 

Sihuiimbiiri; II dOf.-i 



Editorial 



The Harbinger Mav 5. 19K8 



PUQV 3 



A forgotten dav of 
mourning remeinbered 



flm MMbn and Nixm tamimt, 
nwlnriltMlfF Ml our mm. 
TMl niniHfr I tmar Ikf *iiMiiitaf . 
Four dtaa M OAte.* 

VtHtntey •■rktd llic (fiflHtflilli •iiiiiv*r«uir j of tint iif tlie 
t cW*'^ *" A merle an hklorj, ■ Iraxrdy i!"'"***^ «*»■■ 
■••■irl llMrtMir. and iinr Ihal ptn turiiHifh linrciiKiiihrrt-tl. 
twetpt hf 0mm »lu> were llierf, m km<* proplif »ho »rrr. 1 li< 
iLlllinp at Km *>Me. 

Tluit t>nt wnleacc mwd to iM|tirr thr hoilt-M uurragn at 
cvcri canpiis in Ih* naliiMi: The killing* at Kcnl Malt- lit Iwrn 
rtdiiced lo a triiia dale. 

Rut kl m* difre«» a nMinnnl. Vnm linm upK I »jid thin 
wait atranrdi* it'*****'' ""■■* ''•'"1 Harbor. A nolion whith I'm 
M«r« km mmt ptiipl* "•" '•■♦■'* Ba*!"");. an<l ll*"** under Ihtrl* 
chuckling. Hul comirier: « ertainlv. life Mlrnl of lifr kftt at 
Pearl llartMir mm kif rifling. mjiddciiiiiK, Ulem ud. Bui the 
altiH-k, liowcvvr a*pn>*<iiM«t, nccurrtd at military ItaiM. By a 
fwritgn ulion. 

ttoUa f rl Oawm m it, 
mIStn art tMtitmg h* Jowm.* 

On Ma) 4, If TO. national guardwien raHed in b) the 
gotcrniit' «f flhin is iiroltct campus priiiierty al Kent Stair 
I'nuer'iitj, opened fire on itudent-i. utltmalely killinf; four and 

wouiwlinu numerous olher*. M<>«il iif the guirilsmen wtfc in' 
older llun the tludenit lhe.» t»erc %u|>i>o«d lo lie polKtHE In 
tht aflermath »>f the ii« ulenl. stories "f » hi Ihrr or nol >.luil« iti> 

pr<i%(>ke«l the nuardsmen ciinnicled. ItuI the fints were tleai ; 
Miidcnts were ihot In Ihc hack, wtme while Irtinn to hide under 
ears fiiw prmet-linn, ««>«iie iu»t trvtni; In fti lo tnwr. 

While hljme uii^ tteing laid and tnunlerljid bs the 
priiiripln. .«i* ihiiiR rrmalned painfull j' ckar: the dead were 
Wail, iereincahlj and nselesMi' killed., .'^nd rierj jear Ihrir 
menMirlc* fade ju»t a litlk w>orr. It took jrars jmi to ijel the 
|lllim.lk>r a roenitirlal okayed ht the Kent Stole ;,H<«i..in.vir,.t«....fi 

Tkarn the hi.ei|e«i (tart of the lra|ir<l«' hniitr 
(if life ; thai t he reaMin t or lack thrrriif ) Ulat Ihr ^ ■ ' i ' ' ' t -. 

dird is !ilo«l']' heciimini a hintiirf-hiHtk fitolmiir, wHin. mat lie 
nol f*en that. There i* a piclure iif .Alliwn Kranw. one iif tho*e 
killed. Itint dead in Ihr armt of a fellow Mudent. thri 
newspaper* a«-n»M the natii.»i «*e«J when earrtinf the <it«r> . It 
ii a picture et'ery bit at chillinK and lutd m an,« Ihal Lifr 
Mataiine tarried abunt the \ iel Nam war. 

If we forget Alfcon and the nlhen. that died on that \la> 
ill) in IITO. «ie in»ile its recurrence.. "I'od.ii*. lal>e the limr. jusi 
a moment, to rememher those wh« died at keni State. '\nd 
Kliilf uiu're at it. niat'he add a little prajrer that il wim't 
tiapprii .i^ain. 

Wkai (/' fua km* ktr, 

and f0umi ktrOmut m tke f riiaiuC* 

H..r«. fuii jwnmn if*#n,i™ia t.ii<i»,'" • 



Larrj Paulltn 
Mili»-in.-'("hief 



•From "Dhki" II) Ne 



■Off Her Rookor 

Wff^ oar mom 



K 




Accoriiinp w .>Vriii'lc II 

sec linn I iif I fit* l.^ntleil St..i! 
r*:wslitt.itHm. anv i:k'»W'n whii \ 
Ci:l,i/.-i niicd Sale-*. ^As 

'K'cii i ft't (ourltTtt 

yca.r^, mv.\ n..i''.. ui'i ' * . . " '' ' 
hung if) his 

ci>o>.t ■■ '"■ •■ . .■ 

%ct- 
pn-M.! 

.Ace OKI nil!. n.» i.hi 
miiilificanon'v. you il''- 
need 1.0 tiJvr ;,';i>'u:'niiHi.'i,i..i! 
exiKtiencc. Ii vc.cfm itui >nili 
the tube havmg Ihc mfliicmtjl 
■force that .it (Ims. the onlv 
ufntcfined quahfiration iiccfi;!Bir> 
r-. 10 ttavc a clurratalit it:lcvi.*ii.tn 

[X-:r<j'"' "■" ''.<M,: been invulM-d 

in ,ii. ...i-nui.i<.'m.iil<.M)i. 

Nil'.' '.l"-."! 

I ...1-.1- in imint, O'lnet Noriti. 
i!l ir.' Ill I '.led wii< In help Nik ihc 



he tuit il"|.c \.:"V 
l.:(l!i.. (m r'lr.ii'i 



lli.!ii 11,' rvi'i 
Vti\^ (■'i.i'H'i Hn.. 



..'. lit! 

hi""* 



,. h.iril'.. i.'ivt.il.:.,>n 

Vkh.ii .ilHiui .lim Bukkci ' 
I k \ 1 h»n snuni I \r •' a 'n i iiulw. 
He hai (.fcfimictv Ihm millnnwof 
doltiiis 111 a itunty c»[!e»l.nm. t 



Harbinger 

W.iU,iain M'..i.iiKy ILirjKr CtLlhup!: 
12(10 W. .i'V%«Kju.i.n Rd 
Palaime.., IL (iIX:Mi7.-T.:<!M 



!Mil.iii'.in..C"h!i'l 


Ijinif PiiiJliB. 


M.m.i ..■.,.,.• 1 .!.■ .. 


f'i'.'i'i H .1.||>I'B» 




.'wai 




1) :,v 



li.H'iii rriici..yii i.nn 

Ridiiiid l..ir Cripiiim 
... tin. LiiMinw 



fill liu.' n..i.:n:i'ii:i r(>l1ic.»« 



[ lIXMC ml IHe .-(.illi'ijc, ii'i ii.lirnnii.l.r,Hi.i!R. ' i 
I ml copy ilcalline it nmin Thundiy in.i . 
I ktiiaa. IS ihe cdim inua tM .tiifiiAi. r,mw- •■ 




rin't he ccnam. hul hi'\ prohahly 

r:v! sex »ith Taitim.v Fayc 
to think of It. maybe we 
• 'ut;l«i"c«tm hi.ni ' 

I ibmk It's I ."t 

- :■■' ■- - . ..i. u..tl 

* I'Ki can 

: ..,.^„„ ■ ,■ 111..' (iwciitn 

fflji.tcm\h>jw ilipl(m'Ulicil.ly. and 
.rtumlain fieace m a world ol 
i..li.!wrgaiii«tioo. Soii»e one like a 
mom. Ho'w ahtut mc"? 

My e»(HTtencc >;peak\ liit 
il>cll. When I t;cl niiy big 
miervic* with Bartiara W.all.ri». 
and ^hc inquifcs. "Mfy. 
Br(iiis\f;ui. please tell us why 
Mill K'li..."!.- yo.u ate muilificd to 
K- Ihc I'icMittnt ol Ihc linited 
Slate*''" Ml answer. "'Hey. I'm a 
inntn '" Vl-""* I'.'ulil ;invivni- he 
more ■ 

\' .'If: 



1 : ... 1 ihc bn: ili'..il iiln'i 
!■ nine I'll spi.:ii 
,.^i hmnehii'.i, 

. .iiJ luvc U'l iki 
!,».:■ tnufwint. 



neiaHv, luiri,ki" p^'ia * " 

a dcl'ighil'ul pKicct>lcal,i 

SJoNxty u bclte-t ai i. . , .... 

e in a world n-l 

i.Mni/.ilion than a iiuim. II 

N'ltcvc me, you ought 

. . r(.)ins inlo my heniw 

.arouiiJ ~i i> in 

The Meiie vane r'nl> 
iili,j|:hl.ty ttoni one itey Kt tliC' ne.»i. 



1 U usually have iJinnet cooking 

on the yiove. or at IcaM wishing it 
were co«»kinj:. and the paper boy 
collecting at the Irom tliwi and 

say mi!, Hurry up lady. I g«l» 

j.,-1 |.,.i.n,.<- ^ei I can cat my dinner." 
. ,riii 1.1 think nt a 
^,, , .iiiieba^k. live 

threaicnins tommunisls 
disfuiHcd at mv children's littte 
fiends..- 1 ' .■ ihehackdiWf 
shiwtiri..' . Hit and pby. 

we've tveii w.iinn): lor y«u 10 
bring the. YOl.1 KNOW WHAT.- 
Ot cinirsc the one child is 
liying U'l awwl icllinf: me what. 
WHAT IS. and ihc other is 
strategically disiratrting mc with 
"I'm siarrrrrvmg" for the s«le 
purpose of sparing; his sibling 
fmm Uic wrath of MOM 

Oh, and 1 lust remembered. 

itie pfesideni ot the PTA is still 

■niling on the phone (ot an 

.iiiswcr in the biimtng question, 

Will you 'be chairing the l.unth 

flays comnnltec ne«i yeat''" Anil 

! liuin' deep in my bean 'that she 

ii.o.sen this ivinicular 

III. lo call. )usi Ml she can 

iilJ out <l 1 tviioiru; |4nMc.llly 

alwsivc uIHlcr ,-iir--. 

I . 1,1 1 hamJIe it'' I'hc 

Ronald Reagan 

.;i1liciill diplomatic 

III-,, 1 I all in the armed 

■ I'-. 1 keep my scxtci weapon 

sal el y stcircd in front of the 

lelesision, ready u> d<i bulUe 

when given the war cry...D-A- 

D What could he more peaceful 

llyn that'.' 

By today's standards, I 
suppojie. I'm over-t|ualilu-d as 
we'll 



Health 
Corner 



^)yyrc„mf Test Stress 

Wttmcd alM'iui •. 

(.,3,..i.'i Think ,n..i: 
will 

Hcii ■ • I. 'I- .'■■'' 
CUIm your nerves 



11 f PKl l>*KKI), Askitw: 
,. ii.ii informal ion the 
.i.i'lK- 



iilSlni, i.'i 

eii;ii- 

tn ' "I'l 

Revii"* .111 iHne I .iuiuiiii/c 

rereading <i( tests Recall lacis 
hy reciting them alouit and try 
» .predict and answer pissible 

UBItlllUCiltlOtK. 

1.1 SK RELAXATION 
TEfHNIQi'KS. Before a lest, 
sit and enjoy 10- IS minuuss of 
pext awl iiuiet thinking aiioul ■ 
favonic place or object. 
Tighicn. ihcin telan muscle 



^•ri!u(>:- clench your fist aiul 
,inn iighily. reian those muscles 
MeiH-,11 Inr your shouldcfK. n»i.;k, 

"' MASTER TEST-TAK- 
IMi SKILLS. Read all direc 



Oulliiii. ..11-,-v. ..,; .. .-.,. ; 

work on only oite qucsutm at a 
lime. Mhrk difficult item.s and 
rciurn lo them lalei t*e ^ul■e to 
contentrate only en what vnu 
aicdomg 

THINK POSITIVELV 
Convince youiscit that you can 
do well on the test l>on't allot*' 
a pixir past pcrlomiancc to al- 
lect your attitude toward the test 
at haind. 

Finally, be satiDficd with 
your jKcomfdiKhmcnu. 



Entertainment 



The HarhinjitT May 5. I'WX 



Pagt' 4 



MILAGRO BEANFIELD WAR 

Earlg death due to 
unnatural causes? 



b» >«»n C'lillwrl 
Si»ff Wrlltr 

Maybe "Tile Mila|ro 
BemtCickl Wir' wm never itittni 
111 be filmed. 

Rsed (M Jolm Nictiol'si I9T4 
mini iif the vnm name, the 
vlriry n »ci m lite smill New 
Movt o tuwm of Miibgtt) 

Mi-rc. ilie |)0'ptiliiiioii I'll 
puM-ti\ ^irk'kcn njiiu-ei »re 
walchii'U' Ihi-ir Ijiiil luring 
l>yll<,)t>/c.l h\ ihi; L".,t!iiitmiii,-in 
^elc>n(trng i.> a ujjSil 
(fcvdopirit'ru nimpvinv . 
KfiiCiDg the kmn's ru.>ih. itunn 
wilU'l »l«:k m-w golf tMurw 

Tlie <mwit <>( \hc ampany 
{ if ohj tally ninied De vine ) 
'pranitio ituu itK .mktiiion of ilii* 
•omiltosijy will l)nn,| new ,)(*» 

awl much ncettet rrv.-nm- l.-> r,h<- 
fliMiK'iailly cnp(tl.' ' • 

&amc arc n. 'i . 
■Hl Dtmiw >el':iiM:» in tmpk'v lUi v 
'Itxali li> WMk (Ml llie in%|jillaiji:n 
rf fcii. i»n>|ea. In «WitMW lo rto 
Miilaiilc work, a Uwyer ifotn <tic 
area warn* Oim *hM (lie unll 
>:i'Mnc will tit n K) rtiw imfwrty 
i-ni-1, «} higii ikat lite naiiff-i 

>x- fofi-etl to n»ve 

i>ne man named Joe 
Ikbrndragon ilcculcs he s had 
«'IM«|I| and l'si|;i\ iriU't the 
((I'vernmenl renriclcd water 
luiVly K) imgaui. Iiu htanRelds 
■Ml. in mm. fecit ha I'amily 

You can imagine hnw the 
|M4J 'ikvelopcrs read to this 
Som yixi art kit with a ■iWfKJ.off 
hMW'cen the nil i vet and tug 
hmiitms.. 

Suck cmiflktt were itle itufT 
'IIm inewt htu office Ixminxa n 
tlir pnMtoIogical i«*entie». so it 
W'ls no surpriw when "Miiapo" 
WHS iminediad) ma.p|N.\l up with 
iJie iiMiiii of twtngtni it to the 
tMg acnen:. 

TliKe wriicn later, talf a 
tktttn (jiikd KTip** »nd sn years, 
ilic inginal bm-kcrt eavc up and 
I llie pnivi'i, 

F;i*f R<:*«;ri Hc,Jii,..!,l v,i.i.- 



Ibjui hcitii: . iWttrte* 

most desifjl-,. ..,,...■ .mj roost 
vtttal iupp*')rter of all things 
'xottigcal. RtMiltird had jiim iriatk 
a splash wilh one of the finest 
dirccicmal dchuis of all lime, 
"Onliiiiiry 't^jiple'" 

Wheffl' he tnncinnced that he 
wanted "Milagro" ici fw hn 
follow up II l>'»'<li'.'l a< lit iti..' (In 
hadh'.': 

I 
V. TluT,.' » »■,,,,,••, 

t-iilfd 'Hr,'. ■.ft\ .iTut 

jnoihi;' ■ w.',i!,,f,'[ 

.got 111' 

]■• 
happ' 
highU 

ilday iJk- ['; jcif jnd 

inflate ili. xut of 

tt, one of 
1..^ .,.,1,1,, . < wmilil 

ifctiounfc i:; tiarhiije" 

i in I'Ik' i"v.- , 



Mai'ih, k.i'iik.:> tio-hiiiiifucU .iiki 
I'mvcrvil Stuitios sisened almo%i 
■shiMied loatmit n ■ ' ' . ■•i 
As It SUIKls, tttts : ' .t 

at the' piMM i,if «ti<k <i> ", .,„,. «,ii) 

'Tliiis H llie saddest (ki of all. 
What Redfbril and ccimpaity have 
dMie ii mate » twautiful rnovir 

■fc*llic Grecnhcrg's cincm.i 
tognptiy deserves in Oscar for 
the taathtahiiig ncetiery , as dries 
aeior Cartas Rig uemelnn: for hts 
uutsta'ndmg portrayal ol 
Amamnie'. a senile old mam who 
travels witit a large pig and 
ci:in¥ertes with angels and g|»sis. 

The cast is nwmkd out with 
eicellcni pcriwroances hy liiilc 
known aclors mcliidtng Chick 
Venem at the pnxid-hiit-siithh'mi 
I'oe Mandngon iikI musician 
Rutien Blades ani Milagr>> -- 
biwiMtng shcnff. 

Htmorahle 
nian'fi'--" 



111 



mention r-. 
'•nta Braga 4lh'' 
Kii* O't the 
who dCKS J 



Book Your Summt^r 
Vacation With Uh... 



secaH'Tania 
mctrwomsts 
■ wc»fWi moci'iniMo 



is 
• fi.i:H»i,C'ICi«miif:t 







DebbieTexnps 



Car^wral* OWIc* 
<.}i:i •«« i4»o 



(jwiauK joh with one of imlays 
(f-w great roles for women 

There are some flawrs 
ho'wever. Sonn; nf ihi,- ih.ir.ktcrs 
arc not full) ; 

case ol" the i , : ■ .! 

by John Neaidi anil ihc 
jovemment apiUJinteil lawyer 
'Oirimiiptiei Walken), 

The. biggest waste nl lirne 
■.ikUfuracii'i ..omt". ' * ' ' 
[ilt-ltl -lllv 1' 

.ii.lte»,( wthiw (Mift..!.... ■■■ 

land devetojicfs wife merely 
fillies the film scan longei witli 
!i.:i bncf *p|»aran>;e's, 

Alt m alt, ihrw minor Haws 
' *",Hili,k"rs 



untCerground 

band digs Us 

u/atf out 



h) <itc>r mil 
Cnmtrlliuiliifi Wrlur 



Midnight Oil 
"Deisel and Ilusi" 
Ciilumhia Rec < ass < l» 

Midnight Oil lus rclnrneil 
.III.'.- J ''I'lu- .il -I'i, .' ',* ith .1 11, ''.I 



hi.'i 



tlts„,,:l.Clh.ll V,'C,.11>. 

ni'KBtling the s*,'re'i'i 
you l«> ' ■'"■ ' 
iml'iM, 

Beaotield W,ar w-as ncv , 

to te filmed,, but I'm dain I'i 
It was! 



I„,ii, 



", I. ^vi'l'li,' 111 H' 

urn.; wtiiiiici 
1 ''t ^ ■■ I', s .1 



^ I. I'lunir, in 
debut album. 

"> I ' 1 h . '. 



- .in. I \ci\ 
Midnighl 



ball 
Oil 



1, Ilk- 
lead 
also 



Rconl. I cannm think of a hcuer 

woidlodesiTitw it 

On first lislen, the tracks 
may blend together wiihoM 

developing sqiaiiic personalities.] 
hut alter a lew more plays, tlic 
songs entrench ihe,m',sclves in 
your mind and vou understand the 

v,j%t range nl xivle>i represented 
here 

The 'Stjle tluji,i;i"^ Ikh" M>ng 

lo wng arc ii.'il .c- .lr.blK ,>^, lor 

Neil \ iiune'v \ivlc 

111 .libiini til album, or 

' la Ki>nstadl\ Mill liar style 

'iL:ev. 
Ihe whole album i> slill 
Midnifhl Oil, but »tiile 
"Beds Arc Buriimg"' is .i ^'rcat 
dance tract, the hand also 
presents us with "ArciK WiirUT'. 
,„i Idling rrii:ii,Hly «■ ith grace and 
tx,'.iui> Hie sting 'Dreamworld" 
dclinnrh coniurcs up i': , ' 
R i; M . •"Whoah"..i!.'i 

■ ,' '. niirid.„'d me i)inu' a mi 

I hi- Saints: a n d 



ihis 1111 



the bani.) 
Till- 



iiii'iuiid nil p.i;:c S 



WilliJini Rainey Harper College 

Fasfi'ion DdMf ' t Miia i' rt 

presents 

The Best of '88 

Fashion Show 

1 9th AnnuaJ Designer 
Showcase 




May 11, 198« 

2«00 pm Matinee 

ing 
Btf'ilifing M, 
Marper College 



tiatldirifl J 
„i'ii/ .iam, Muwiuoo jrS'*i. 
visa ««) Wawrrfafd actupiwl, 
l>rkc tav ttokels 



m.'ctirH?* 114 SO pvPfl'mg M> 50 



56 00 ("vpnino I'B flO 
'1 4t'i,jdi"nl I n 






-.rper College 



The God's honest 




mt^,^:-*- 






Tito tatties-- 

MICHAEL JACKSON 
HAS THREE HEADS! 

-Wears one, carries one, one at cleaners! 




Happy 

Sally 

lelds 

finds 

missing 

genitals! 




WHERE ARE THB:Y NOW? 




Private life hasn't treated 
Walter Mondale well. 



FATT/ES i 
REJOICE! 

Revolutionary 



San Pedro Shocked- 

SISTER BATRILLE 
EXPLODES ON 

TAKEOFF! --. 

Esslmiyf Imirnew ,iih Carlos Iht Casino I ^^^ WelgMIOSS 
Owner pjg^l 

GIANT KOALA 
NEEDS LOVE 

'-Kills four 



Th a n k sgi ring h orrnr— 

CROSS-EYED MOM 
BASTES BABY, 
BATHCS BIRD! 



■MB BJI ■■■ 

ROADKILL 
DIETI 




'■»r 



1 ^Upcoming^ 

•^ Back... 

&L| popular demaad 



The HjirbinRcr May 5. NXX 



Page 6 



S'Hefel Drum PQadL 

1.0 pa -rs^i,-. tlAi^ 






FINK 


£iMiMn« a 

.■■•■Hf 

■m, it 


mmiLt, smim, i 

CMW.. 

■.,, Hi ' 


)ea. 




... 


tl-t 

*ii„Bi-'t«;.-«l 


litillitU 

«;.#.,(■ 
«<::.« ' 






# ^«fi'tt 












, ■» 


t'* 

tiiiH-llMi 


4i« 

Affil 




"• «. 


till 





Af 'I' iiiiiiiiii||i«Hiiii" I ii#i«iiii 



»ri|iht.rilifi'«'iiil 
tiJiK 



LEARN HOW 

tomr 

HBJCOPTERl 



turmy, Ih* Atr 
nam m »n Wjtt..' 
triMffiil Pr«3C)d<^ 



IfjftlT 



.1 »i1«>u UM. 

' • tw twu'Wif i;i!iii!i, w,**f»ii*. 

■,:.*«»:t*rl1 rfS,fJ*i'««i* #*■!'■ '■* *'« *■"'"' 

i'!i,'!h. Ifiii iMl .. 

■ — m m w . BSJl IB BJSHIBSJnSli «=&' 

,: 1,4 * I ft, 1 1 #<C| ■»«lUi*i,* 

..I'll. tit 1 irtt tt' ■'' 



UriitiTJiion for itw mwiwer. IWt, ieme«ief wit lutiit •»• 
CJi'ly If .pttaiion in ApnI. The Wlowmg rWtilc tmlicalei iby! Wnl 
lime o( fegiMTiUOfi.. Infonniiiion h»i hetn diflnbirtcd by ihe SiudtM 
Devetormem Foully rttmttmn *e loial KJdioiK uSminf rn'S"™' 
Dayume repsirauon is by ipi>omiiiieni eartJ oiJiL_AP'l»»mm"' c^")' 
ift jvulaWe heimnmg April I lib m ihe Rcftiiiraj Office al i;00 
j.m, SiiKlents «rt eBcoiiraied lo leu eouim-lwi for uiiiunce m 
cht>iingilKirctK.>a. 



FALL 



Mjy*. 10 11. IJ 
A 13 



9 a.m. ID noon 
t pm. » ■• (»m. 



TUITION A rets MUST BE PAID BY MAY 31. 1W8. OR 

SCHEDULES WILL BE CAN.CT.LLEO 



RESEARCH PAPERS 

' 17.000 to choof* from— oU fublactf 
Low«»t Prices, Largest Selection 
S>" _. ^-.^loQ Today witTi Visa/MC or COD 

1 •800-621 -5745 



wuESSSSmm. 



Ord«*tns 
Hoi Ufw 



Of . rush $2.00 to: 

Aumor*i R«t»trch S««lc«i, Inc. 

407 S 0««rbtKn, Room 1605 

ChlciflO, IL 60605 

Custom ms»Bich alto »*»il»bi» —*ll l»*»fa 






Congratulations 



C0llgratulati;>nv i.- H.ir-^-i - 
CoUigiatc llliii' 
the Deal h: l 

high-iTUTgy t.ir n.i^n l.iNi 
Sai'uniay "Altractrns dnvers hy 
wivtfH: ■ ■ ' ■"') *eann|'. 
tathirig ■ ii'i mfm'hers 

.drew, linn 1 ...:.;) c:;irsiolhf 

car wasti hckl Mwi-cii ButlUings 
V «ii(l M Waitinii, ..■imimn-1^ 
were f.i sun a It'll hy l!u- 1:.w 
ptunii; h.iruK., Mimiltancnunly 
SigHlSfl. atrJ V. 1 >rk ! n t , 1 he c iir 



vj^h w.iN livLfsslul in raising 

" ■', l,.r ihi- 1' 1 All end of the 

(■aiujuci *hich wiil he on 
,i.,j, May le ai ihc Village 
I r« Apartmcru rhjbhnu« in 
Schaumhufg Foi irilorraaluvn, 
conuct K.ireii Hale a CliK Ca\cy 
III CK. ?;wi. (M. A, D. would like 
U) ifiank. all »'ho conlrihiiied lo 
m;ike ihe (undraiMr a Bicccss. 



A Break For The 

Broke. 

Temporary jobs for students on 
Spring. Summer or Winter Break. 
Any time you have time off. you 
can earn the extra dollars you need. 
Temporary assignments available in 
clerical, marketing, light industnal 
and even technical fields. Good 
pay, and valuable experience. 
Call us now. 



Western 

nnmm immi. 



■.Jfif^ 



'•^^^^ 



Cii-i 

LigM Ir. 



• Medical • Ttcbmcal 
■a • Photo • vmoolape 



L Comics 



The HarbmRcr Mav 5. 1W8 



Page 7 



'J 



I fTCECI 



mam tsmir 


1 


an 4JPW 

TiTnTn= 


ymmmmmjo 
wmmumts 

m nm rm umi 




•K^ 





ACMIU 



1 
■ 

141 



JS mtmOm BUM 

4a «•»»••» 



43 Thick MMip 



IT MfUCMn.. 'iMr 



l=rt. 



30 i 

tfTtmn 

111 

14 Qraluilt 



SMtt-(r*fli*s 

iff w«» 




by JON CAL.DAHA 

1 



Mtwr* 

M IMI 

» Sfn»ttp««n»n 

111 OiBlrct I'H 



4T fWI Dack 
4« SymtxH 'w 

lanttkun 
SOSMI 
SI Click IMNIIM 
M Slakt 
SS Winlw ••'■kKh 



The 
Weekly 

CrDSSword 



3 £i|u«>« 

4 F>otHI>tlv« 
DrofMMin 

5 uvMlJt or«« 



T Tm>l# hoiaififl 

saookkanpm"! 
»a 







I %1Kfl1 




fa at mimfi 

mmmmn « 
JSm fluwrrw ,sii» 



um mioert srm 




- I'i i:> |. H m 


g^.,. 1' l. ^ 


^ |K- fl 1 y 


Ir ' 




Ex - 


"■'" if H 


l:± J 


H" 



caiiM mi» tww: 



by JON r-A.' r^^AQA 



■ %Iltll 


WW' 

iX7 rf« ca' 



^ S**(TJ«CU//7tf 




.51 i::>ii«rt<i«. 

34 E»lrl»r»>«lY 
If 0«c.tar«<l 



4" B.,<'3«" 

M S»mBOI ItK' 
Mllunuffl 




We have a 
WORLD of 
0pportiiiiities! 

•iir wmM Is •xp«iiJfii«. 



If you're looking tOf an exciting retail 
opportunity, take a look at Office World 
— a dynamic national ratatler tn the 
discount office supply market 
WbTe looking (or cashiers, receivers, slock 
clerks and sales staff. 
As a full —or part-time employee, you'll be 
able to help choose your work schedule. In 
addition to a competitive salary based on 
experience, you'll be eligible tor immediate 
in-store discounts and scheduled salary 
reviews in your first year. If you work more 
than twenty hours a week, you'll be eligible 
for liberal vacation, holiday and sick time 
benefits Full-time employees are also 
eligible for a comprehensive benefits 
package which includes lite, medical, 
hospitaliiatton and dental insurance. 
To apply tor these excellent opportunities 
apply in person at our store 

1414 N. RoMtllc Road 
Schaumburg. Illinois 60196 

(one block north of Golf Road) 



^£-=^ OFFICE 



Join a Wcrld-Class Organization 



__ News, 



The Harbinger May 5. 1988 



Page 8 



128 years of Dedication 

Seven Faculty Members Retire 



Bf nnngtM Rail 
^ifm R4ltiir 

Seven faculty members 
whw all loialed donated I2K 
ytu% of service lo Harper 
College. «ere ai)pr«>vtd cith 
relircmeni m January A 
rewanem nxcplion »» held f« 
thf« dedicated members on 
Monday. 

Vice Prcsideot o* Academic 
Adairs David Williams, made 
some brief remarks in 
ajjjwcalKin of ilie lervice fi Ihc 
following faculty nnmhcrsJoe 
ClouKr professor of chemiilry 
who jomcd the »tiff i" IW 
alonf wiih Ray De Palma 



pwfcswr o< hiology. Donovan 

Wachlin professor o( hwlogy 
joined «n t<»6«. Chicko Nanitiu 
profesmr of fa.<>b>on design and 
mefcltandisini and Gene 
Kimmet profotnor of ecooiimici 
who both joined in W70, 
Mariuerite Ewald pfofessi« of 
student development m W?;. 
imt Shirley niillipt ^is'^istanl 
professor opcratmii nwm 
tecbniciim in 1*74. 

Willuni^ pn-srnrd an aeriii 
phok) ot Harper CoUe|c to ac* 
faculty member and then the 
division dean reprcsentiiiK each 
faculty mcinbei enpteued ihcir 
guliiude. 




Vict PiO".!'-!'! . • 
Hapcr Cwipif m 



Library Automation 
Approaches 
Completion 



( Harper News Re lease 1 
Siudcnts at Hafi»et Colfc|« wilt 

soon cn,joy the same advantages 
of «iiiomai«t reiciirch aviiilahk- 
to siudenu i»l a growing number 
of colleges and umvefsmes 
■cross lite stale, as well as at 
titty public libra,rH"i. 

Complctiitn i,,>t ihi v.icm 

will ;ii!lii>» •.ludern^ t,i> '. >- " " 

highlv i Dinpks rt 

(iriJietiN ibmugb a compui-i—.- 
ofl:-line catalog pio«i*m 
:cnntainii>g mucli: moire 
ml'cirmjiBon llwn can 'he incltidbd 
111 ii iLinttmt i'.ml catjllog. 

ihe purchase 
the HiifTHJf 
'■ft Bi>*i'tl. of Tf'i'-. 
. ,<terd tUc anwnalnw ■ — 
Colkge Ubcify wh.ich has feen 
m pfogress since I'Wi, «ihtm 
the inietlibrary (oam w»» 
aymmaied. alJowmg slmlenls to 
obttin rcumrte materials form 
other cotlegc and public bhrane'S 
ihroughouuhe natum 

Cataloging was automated 
in \m wben i»m; college joined 
On line Computer library 
Cento (OCLC). 

This final step in 
auionatioa has been urnler study 
since ibe spring of l<Ht5. and 
vanou.4 systems were esamiiied 
(oi capabilities to provide the 
on-line catalog, as well as to 



miegraie all functicns lelaied to 

circulation, cataloging. 

customer service, acquisitions. 

iiiaintemmce, interlibrar>' loan. 

reserve rtwrn. pt;noi1ica!s. and 

media dtstiibuiMin. 

The system approved was a 

maintenance agreement wi* the 

■iime comijaity, which was cited 
. .r lis ""commfMlahle" ui*t<»mer 
■.ippwt ■tystcni. fSivii.ll!; '" 

.in: problem solving u-thnmuc* 

employed. The compain .il-.>. 

has a record of resialvinn .m\ 
hardware o» .software and 
functions promptly .w *c!l ii» 
providing upttoied niliware for 
thise nyMcms, 

Ttie mtegmcd .lysicin is 
■ sheduled (oi insiallatHxi m 
sum.itier and early fall and 
shau.M h; rtjidy to serve paliolls 
later m the I"«.H..S'* jtcadteni* 
year.. 

The preliminafy steps to 
convert to a completely 
auliimau'd system have already 
been accomplished by the 
library faculty led by 
.AulcMi'ialion Coordinatof Linda 
(j lover. 

During the instalLilion 
[K-n«), student* anil ^utf wdl 
suti have access to ihc card 
catalog and all the sysn-tns 
*hich have already been 
aiiiDnuued. 



, „..-.,.», r,r IPhokt By Frank Schwarttl 
,i4v«lW,!him»iires«num««i.l P'etiire nf ' ,„ u,. „„hi 

Kimm... P- tark.. d.an of life -«"«• -O '«'»•" «""»• '^ » "" "*"' 



ffaffi iM 

i£, Si iiiibI ii- w ° 

undent - 

qtound 

band 

tntitinued fniin pifc * 
hiiitledge to them ■. rtiti<,--v r>i i.-*l 
¥i,K,alist f''' 



Observatory gift 
from class of '88 



Milinucd rrnm first pact 

I'eople will he encouraged m 
buy a brick for one dollar to 
he.lp fund the pn>je<:l. 

Also, next scmeswr a guest 
speaker, astronaut Harrison 
Sthnii , . ■' • :i..^ -■ !•• 

H-irr. ••''• 



It actual I '< 
H.nlc\ .,■■( I nt' 

i> ,1 bil .. !i,Mr..'r 



donated to the observatory 

project 

The Sludcni Senate, as a 

fail-safi: measine have decided to 
lioti.tu- ^:^.rt"K) to renovation o( 
, jiiaee m the lounge 

.ij!,. The money will 

tv uM'il to make the fire place 

.j'iccirw .ind cona-quently cut the 
.iperalJOn costs. 



SjiHH i,'Sii:)'i " 

("..liviitcnng that 
'! -I-" ihetrl 



! Iv 
■ lull I 



.11., 1,-m, 

.i„t<,i '*ii„h i*. 

The music 

Ihc whole ban.; 

cjnilv .md comloitaWy liO'in 

hard^risi souml to a |»::>p ««'«'' "> 

a HUiet «>nig and "pht ►'Jik. "'i'* 

the rtjc*«rs.. 

An underproiind hand I torn 
(town under that is now no longer 
underground (thanks in part to 
MTV (or constantly showing the 
clip to "Beds Are Burning"). 
Midnight Oil IS finally getting 
the gixid reviews and attention 
that this album shows that they 
iteierve. 



Rating (Ml of f: 



- -.IS 
„> ivk 
TOll^*-. il-\irORARY 

N*m1» you' ' 

All gencnil office skills nettled' 

W.wk this surarmrr fo,' TODAY!! TEMPORARY and get the' one 

tMc Ivnefil you won't gel at any o«,her job. You will have a chance 

I,,. *in a I'M"* - F«d l>roht!. or one of W) fabulous pri/cs like a 

inp m Janiaia. a rack stereo oe a CD player. 

You also could wm a night « Ptoptar Creek! 

CAIX: 



Sharan for detaib 



1.1 1 1) 240-9411 




DRIVERS NEEDED FOR SUMMER HELP 

PA RT . TIME! f ■ V LL • TIMT ■ A SY ■ TIME 

Siariirif; right away. ihifkai;e food deii\:t:r\ 
Siiteiluled arpiind your itvatkihtiiiy ■ 

Morntnit hours ftf Wrfkendi 
We work around vmtr hours. 

CAl.l NOW ■■ ■ :i^fi 

,-\sk t, , . 

LEE & EUniTS I Ml Rl\(. 

261 Rtchcn 

W(X)I)D\l-t- 



,fS\ . HEALTH CARE CENTER, INC. 

(o|^««i& ____.. 




ConMnuet to oMw lotw cott, confidential 
car* in all areas of women' s health: 

• Family Planning 

• Pap Smears 

• VD lesling & treatment 

• Pregnancy testing & referrals 
Pre-marital blood tests 



WE DO PHYSICAL EXAMINATIONS FOR WORK. SCHOOL. SPORTS 



For fntofUMffwi m«lw §i>pointimnt call: 
3S9-757S »»3 »•. Court. Suit* 100, Palatliw 

MytMw. erwnUm am* SmurOf «ppom(m»mj 



> 






•^ 



■* 



Classifieds Classifieds Classifieds ^c# 

The HarhinECT May 5, 1988 Page 9 




Classified Ad Rates 

Urndtnt mm-tnmmmtu>l 
e(a«*trt«l* •'• (»•« •"'* 

in cii|IU It.i*»«> at* l« .111; 
t , « mth i»ililtiu>«<»l U M 

t« ploy ■•It 

HeinWtanil 

IIG*1,SE1« VICES 

FtEE CONSULTATION 



tor 
I n. c t i 
iiniui" 

Bechf" 

<.()l'>S 

TTPING SESVtf'F 
Need i ■' 



„; J I n t? «? tH 
P (* r "fc o n J 1 



jv .nurm- 
Eeckrr ^ 



dijtriltui* nru 

■ nd h«i'' '"'I' 

The»e f' ■ 

itm th./ 

*. 1 1 h J m 1 / ■ n k 

rimrihuto" c»n cj- 

t ^ (tl. in m " n i " 

:,:, mmii'ssii'T hy the ff-' 

^f^(« ■ ir For uih**^. 

,ni. '''J J 

SITU At SOW WANTED 
■ ■■■• in Child Cire. Elk 
■ ,,.•«,» One 1,0 yr <>W. 
; ,.t ■"; .iMii'ii-comt. •n«l: 

cook ink ■■■•^■* '■»■• 

1 J,. ,11 1 • . '■ ilud<ftl 

■cne f> ,J64-"tllO «ir 
•• ; t »( Iff <> O'l'i' p "« 

Helfi-SiUUSJi 



HItPI 
R e li I ii u r am: ^ t 



SEASON* I 



S11MMKI-! 





." \ \ r u II i 


J ( ft fl u 


r>i,;i; 


•■I'- 




fUtci Bf* ! ■ ul'flir 


eim 1 




-Id »tl 


«t'*duU* clJ L" 


I 


.,, • . . . ■ ckiiv* 


ll«'re*-^ flinK'!' 1 




■JtcT 2 p.m and maU tn 


n-— 


J" 


offer ""tS ?tl»3 


I; 

»rili| l-'in » rn 


t ■' 


''.iHiM: |lwi*H«r H. 


■Mi,|in,m»nd Piper «i 


t ■■ 


Bt.iu n/Sunbwf«t Hir^dly 


%,■■<■■ •• ■ 'frr 


... . * 1 . 


used, received is « gifi t 


• ' 




vr« ■■(>, Ci.ll Id «»ekd,iyi 






■ifter 2 t> m md Bcike in 


FEKDRR ("If.M'IM "' 




<iK«r;l<H-1>'0M 


Gl ■ ' "'■ • " 




iiii7K«piwsta,k: 
1.1 Miichhaefc 


■s I J ; , -. 1 

cm Tfd • '1.:"" 





FOR FFNT 



..- II if Sihurei 

. h< gciH. 1*0 no 

I ' t>«r 'inorilh' 

riyl:.e Cii(t 



.■ ■ m u n 1 . 1 
.cill tone 
., <«2.."II lb 




41 tjl .kl* 41 .^P *|* H* 



.RSM..E 

GOVT SI EZED HOMES 
1 ■ 



I I « 2 R 



Hk- 



Si.erei:ii Cuseiie. *C. En 
wirranlv, l'»..StH) »r imime 
1i.<H toifl plui diifrerenee 
.C,*8 »7^'T:M3't'*»»tn.is 

|»»7K»DMrST.«it: 
.4.-cyii .. i.tic4i Ket.d ifir 
boi .^.ii|t..iBi H Sl'll., cut 
Murk. •» .t»<W 

l'»i.|.««Ti:„MI-fcR''' 
1-t:.piJ . titolh i.Bi. .\s.Kin(i 

1 3., mil) 00. c.iti 7:m-.4«.Wi 

lEB'lWT h«r»tittt" riTuf 
deilers cirs bo»is. .ptiBe-i 
repd'tl Surplus Tiwr irei 
,B.Hy.er» CiLide U* .««■.- 6 S'T- 
fcOOO., .Ell S-l«l'.t 



^.tSTIKSTESlSTElKC 
. i.ir, II yr* aid... 
. .•tMleivi a»ii4 iMikiiBf 

, MOO catii mm •■ •!"*■ 

IS."! •fiS».0. 



jnd dediciied people Tlie 

Hinrhin'Ker hn HI "'' t"* 

tiiesi equtpmenl. for desk 

: i-.Libluh.ing •'kills lli»l 

..jn Uke * ith V'i>u '•■'l"^" 



.1 j..... .. ..'.-iri by 

n*Kn PHOTOCRAPHT 

.i.r the (aiure "f 
' .i.i.) Call Frank • 

WU/eyftiW (InKone? 

T 1 .., r f I fl e *■ » M 

'lleyhall 

■■(ior(s 
i.:,luln or .nde pendent J 
wuhing to man 1 person I 1 



GOVERNMENT 

(r.ii t 

l-r;.i .. ■ . 
lnfi>. W.H(Ji..'; l..iitinK 
4li<(..3'i46. EXT H 
;4 HRS 



HOMES V y t f. €!, H'SMCM. «»T * « 

- .,■ 16. v" iLld 
, 1 Cml't Mike • 



ALPIKT, 7H»4 

Cir Stereo. hW. FM CilttUe 
iL I..I!.' M.':.IlUli *»ll> V • '> I le* • I • " K> reverse. 

• nd wuiic senmr T*'i» 
I tifCi TOYOT.^ pioneer T">6'H3(» tpenkers 

MR2 red eiceilenl Comal '* *»V "»■ *'«' 
conJiiion ,ivski.n« f-VSIlO Mking. 1.52.0.00. Mil Lwrie 



,M,t3aLL..A„M,aU 

F E M .A L E M D E I.. S 

WANTED BARN$3nO 
lpo.ie mijde nr <■ 
.(ifilteEi" i" .) lend ill r 
1, «. 
1". ''. 

■.-kaiiti [[. ■ 

..ilen<l»rt »■> .: . 
lor .19 ■<»■'» 

BESSfili-iLS 

no roll NEED A 

HOilSEKEIPTE ■■ 

! c.i.n ele.i 

tiidtte or ..'. 

r.«in eice 

leven yrs 

For Biore tiv 

c..«.lll.u.l.» i!"'- 

it.t«"ll(i«« Harper 

.»ludent.s and alun ■ 

\re I.' '....I l.".'.'t nk ' 

W h V 

lUrp' 

We have , 

II lied m o^. 

base and vr mav 

milcK you up *"ith 

Uiem For 

mlormiiion call 317 30 no 

«II ?720. or nop in :il the 

Plieemenl Oltice. <i34"7 



jUt- 








■ " •' 


Ini- 


, 


V 1 ' ^ 


i '.1 
m 


eti 


21^ <■>...} 










To Mv DirJmf 


Waif 


1 r 


', .lur 1.11 


!J \ 


jur 


tit does 


hav e 1 Ui 


• origi 


nal 


pi 


nt. hut 




,... r 


itle 


w 


as the 






Sh 


rle\' 


Gel Mot 


v»tetii 










1. 


■h 


n d in 
Mid less 
ti" used, 
atte'nd 
.111 Ray 
>ur 
reat 








ch 


idr en 



lohi 

! dill 

■ iMe 10 

i.>l 

m o r e 



Attention « n 

llticresiei' liorfiei 
T(w Hirb inter needs you' 
We need, writers, editors 



Call «'l^^,i44•■^l"i'i 



(>'i| 000 
1 ' ."111:1 



-. F«ENl!ft 

., Air cond . reir 

-n . pvT . sleerinf. 
, «.j. aM/FM stereo 

miles .Hskini. 

Ii.c;.ellenl cnnd , no 



rut 



BEAV'TY k 



WS y! T!l 



Call W1 -M«» 

I '»77 01..I) CCTI «» 

Iiir,..!jnh.itn 2 .dr , *''.... t. .*«« 

PB..PW..Pt. Til:.l., 
. ^ ii.el , ,H\t,/fi'W ptm 
Bii..»;.B.'y Biew Item I tlu»» 
t:re.«l .AfkitM 1 1 '^'"l'. «•»* 
.Itl J.2»3 

■-.. RfiGIKCT 

'..ell. eiicetter. 



('}4.-o:}.'73./h» . or l».14- 

li007/*k 

GttSOiS sc 

*ilh case - |4<»I1 M»r»l»ill 
Vt St' all eo«,b"i::i . |4'»0, Kiirg 
PM.i 4'UI BO'dulir el'l«'M» 
'|<H) DOO 'iwreo ltan(er 
|.2(J. ieb Ihe'nei: I 'h.*S'J 
f.iiitl..r w./'t-i'ie till'"' 

ftU'der i'tU'e'lii'tk "S'O w.tll 
■b'».'ij' •'iB.p ""'flMi Haiimornl 
Pi per ()r|..in n.eeat' H'ork 
b.t«, ol'frr Can tirrv • 

wi :i2 



ITirm bftJ.ie' n-anted 

' ■ ■■ rag 
n to 
male Harper ''o siege 
iwimming P'Ool iccessihle to 
disabled individuals 
Monies raised '•..'ill he 
m Itched by the Educational 

Foundi'i n We ire ipprt 

t"iOil amay from our goil 
Vou tan spontor swimmers 
from 9 00 a m 10 3 00 p m . 
Thursday Mav >>, \ HIdg . 
2ni( fir or at Ihe So.'im-A- 
Thon Friday, May *-, I 1 30 
am to 2 00 p m in M Bldg 



nmxfi 'ii",\i.i''« 

luuiLir li'ir S'lle 



. .|ill irade 



NECd CASk fOR 

collcqc ?? 

$14» MILIJON 

m I IMANCiAl AiO Wl NT UNCI AIHID 

1 AS I YIAH 
■Wl ' AN f'INI) I HI"' I'UNDS YOU NH'D 
J M EDUCATIONAL SERVICtS 

I ■ i"i 130 X ...' 1 / 

H tGHIS. II. 600/ 
,,', ;,'j 705 e!5?7 
wiMTi: fOK ruH mrciiBMATiM 



Photos 



The Harbinger \la> 5, I9HX 



Page 10 



Student Art Show 




. iiW hu 111"!'*' -* ■■ 

;!:;,,vu,gh Ml im»..lir!.' :■'■■•' '' - 

>.:ul flmn of huiMint A- , 



^ptittfl Concert 




The Harper fxsiiv.il Chorus prcformod Li^i 
Simday in M-bldg. The clmnix which was 

V undue led by Aniliony \' Mr.xt;irdo. consiMcd 
of more than KM) shhiv ' ■^si^,>rt;^l 

soloists, and orchestra. 



Si;\I\1KR JOBS AVAil...\Hi,.F. 

Al. I. OFFICE' ^K 11 !S\KF!>Fl) 

.•urn tup /Ml ^t-:-.: I'rnu-'fi 

Call ti'iiin 

359-6 110 

Blair Temporaries 

mm E. Norlliw«t Hwj., Palatine. II 6«0ft7 



iiruMl li»ri>ri 



Cnmi'ilftt' '."'■■' 1 ■'■■'."' <i(-t;Tce 

BARAT COLLEGE 

, : ■ =iiria! • liheral ;irt> • priAirlt' 
' .! iirn't i"r-iTimiiter studftits 



1; •• icMdrrntc ;?!<:K-i>ing 

Attn It i'C"*'ii' 
Itii\timf I'll- . ■ ■■ 

{ '.,ill\ ITlll'lll -.litlltlililll ilU'illlMll 

Campus Frt'vit'w 

!»:(M» a.m.. Siilurdav. dune 18 




Mav 5. IWK 



Page 11 



An Early Look at the NFL 



By Scoti Bordfflii 
.Spiirl* fdltnr 

You miy be saymg lo 
youxKlf "Whai:' ^ taiihal! 
arocte? TTii: Cubs tevt not 'ten 
cl.mrnatctl from play^of" 
ctjfitcnlion ycl." 

True. It's not August 1 , l>uf 
(he r«;em NR. Draft mspuei 
Kc¥in GoHsi.-'" ^-'■'" 
Blwchwd an*) I ' ['•■• 

tmty pK-iaixm p> '* 

tiirtf, of 111 n»*: 1 1 "'" 

each, some *<-''''"" "''■ 

YiMicunl'ii" ■ ■■ ■ 



f, 



|'ri'(lHlion«. 

.;c jriil lernu'i 
' ■•■■ <'il l).iM^ 
.■« Ron 
:.] wilttin 
niltet tws 
iv from 



Cltiwp""**'P Cams. 
mmicliard't Predirtton* 

I. William Perry Iciids mc 
NPl in Konnfi H'- vrnmsci. 

tat iKJi-so'-in*" >«'»'''^'' *'■'''■' '';^;' 

Perry bccomt-. ihf lii^ '.*^^ 
m„„ut (iankct it» calch '•' 
(lasises.. Michael aHo subf. ai 

y"' . r> 1.. 

OjiKt. ■ ■ '- ■^'•"" ''"' 

aiiang", ,. ivll.:u'«r. 

J. ,liln \'.v.M.lll''l' '■ 

rctilaticl b> .l'"t Hj.t-.,, 
Harlaiigb Iciitts ibc tcatm- 

twiilinf!. 

4. The Minm;«Hii Vitmi" 

..Mil itk' "^I '" Cciiiial 

5. The J':»i;rs so s- 
SujK'i Bow), hui l<''«' •♦•'•■'" ' 
ilic Irnliitfap'tt'st'olL* 

Bordon'i rredkiioii^ 



Bert, Jones. pn*»bly sikc birth 
3. Kenny "ibc Snake 
Siahter cfmic* oul of rennrmcm 
10 OB ilic Ra"""* 
llnforuiiawly his ""^ '* '''^''' 
bill not a» ciwtckW »i thi«i "' '**' 
currem Ranter bums. Socmg 
thai the Sn.ik,c can liUll sitamblc 
L.A, switches I" ihc wishb«jne, 
Ho Jackson suirts at up^'hack. 



Marcus AUfti rlay* r.j!,ht 11.111 
and Brown plays Ml tult 

4. While announcing a 
TBS (tame Terry Bradshaw 
il.xKlcsthaiif StiMcr can do it 
voc.uihc BraJvlu* .alls («n>cr 
tcimniatc Lynn .S*aii. who .s 
covering a Glotwtfcuicrs ttamc 
for ABC, and asks il Swan 
wants lo pv>- ilic NFl. aiwihet 



uy Brmlsha* and Swan show 
up al the Sicekrs- camp the 
following day. 

5. Herchcl Walker fills m 
for ittc injured Danny Noonan at 
nose guard. Walkci pr.vUiims "1 
can do anything. 1 (uvi lo>c 
comfKlrtion ' In his (irsl gami.\ 
the former sprinter turned 
ballerina collceUi three s*:ks. 



,iti 

•in Rivera i'- 

;,; Loo Aii(k» Raiifcrs' 
(laniber one draft pick Tim 
Bnwn wins the Rookie of itte 
Yea Awawt and l<«t» *«.; fcaguc 
in puni returns. 

4. Steve \omt si-i't- "»"-• 
games at i|uartcih»» 
Frmsisto than J« "'■' ■ 

The Sanka Coffee Boy gets 
kmi. iraded m hull. 

5. The Cleveland Browns 
finally «'n '''<■■ *''*■" 



un,glt'icx->li iiiJiingrai'i'.. 

2. The Baltimore Ct>lis, i 
mean Indianapolis, surjinse the 
NFl. ai¥l the world by winnmi; 
e. ,,,,....• h.,'ulI VVIIf imlikf 

s,,,.. ,,, • ^.ii. ' >">L ■•■: 
me hig re.i»iii> I tiMk the 
{WMtion <■'( Spwis fiditor was to 
maki ■ : • 

Coll- 

heoi a I >'ns tan hii m,.ii'> '■-•" - 
even before the nlors dav^ ol 





K. D„.K. ,e,u,.s ,hc hall -'''" ,''~";;';;::^v::;f ol,:.,,' '<:"',,-, 

iind continue ihrii S.iturd.iv 




J 



l^j. 1^:^-7 S^^ \Ji/tnh/. 



B»llin»rt OridB Mm.ter Frank Robii~n. 



woiK WMIM irou wmi to wom 



G[NIBAl AND 
AUlOMAtEOOHlCt. 

UGMTlNDUSrHIAL 

TEMPORARY JOBS 

AVAILABLE ■■.TODAY! 



980-8900 



iempof€»ry j.ervic»3j» 



NO HI 



101 m f ■». V 




m II ttk« n I "■>«» * f*"" »"<■ f" '■•" "•*" 

,Mr nr» »■• «•»»■» «••* " '■•» ''^'""** 

htm U InlMii €•*« «t nHxHUitV'kraw 

MMI mm *iiwfCiii-wM w«''»«"'s 

mi wt »iM ii» f>* *•" ""«" " "' 

tllWl tpw '<«» » >"«»•"<' •"•" '" »»' 

(.miviw Mn**»l •Kl'*« **■' •" »" 

,.,,H.fl ID.' »•€•■■ '" •l"W»«" IMH' 



Fashion Brand Name 
Shorts Surf Wear 
14. M ' 57.33 

Brand Name 

Adult Crew Neck 

Sweat Shirts 

5 6.33 or ^ 
3 for MB^OO 



SPECIAL OFFER 

Buy 2 Artwaves and 
get the 3rd FREE! 



MdoaPNita 
»mi|i|»inil C«nl»r 

ArUntjIiHi Height* 

392 212* 



Crouroad* 
Shopping C«nt«f 

Highi-ifHl Park 
831 9696 



S«Mm>in9 Cwtiar 

aioom.ngdate 
B93 3340 



TH. WltiidV 
Ott Pric* Cwtw 

DowW'S G'ove 
620 1668 



_ Sports 



The Hiirbinser May 5, l«)X8 



Page 12 



Track & Field: 
Region IV- State 
Meet Approaches 

Women to defend titles 



*i1 



SH'iirls Ktftlor 

The HarjicT lr*:k anil I ui.l 
(cam IS gcaiing up Un the 
Region IV- Swe track men. 
whicli will be; tekl this Friday 
Md Satafda^y m iht t'ciUcgc o( 
DuPage. 

Ttii- .. ' ■,ll be 

altemf't h its 

Ro|,K>n IV mil Main mic. 
Cmch Rfiwe Zfllncj r; 
tiptimisiic. "t ihinfc »c mc 
(WnglixkigriMit." 

Zenner wan ntmctl Rcgum 
IV ("iiath ol the Year in hmh 
8A' and H^ and (lai • wIhI 
chiiice to w«ii the awwil this 

Mantes umk inpersm Vicb 
U>|KU; ailiial, "(■vm aihler will 
te trjmg Ihcir hardest , I ibink 
sttiue schtH'l frti'nils Md 
pefiifMial tests will huAtn." 

I opez, wha has already 

muihCieit Im Niirinn-ils .11 t*<*i 
rwlcrs, hsi'v .■ 

ijualil'v 111 tx.i' 1 Ml 

iiiMl Lh^' 4(l(liii dadk. 



Shs- need* 111 jump !8 (eel 
10 get to NaiMinals, hi'r hi-sl ihi* 
seasDii IS 17 '10", litfc/ k al'Hi 
less ihart a sirecnid away trnm 
goini Id Naikmli at 4(|lin. 

L<jpe;i will te competinf! 
f yen thcHigh *(K! broke k-r arai 
(luring a fall at pnelite laxi 
week. J.!' ' 'Til, who 

eempctc- .ihliin, is 

another p.it muu hu-hnIici.. 

Hartwr tompcled at the 
Elmhursi Relays on Saiutday. 
Aptt\ Ifl, The i»om«n'i li;ain 
plated eighth anwm( eighwen 
Results wen; m (blkiwrt 

W<mieii'» Trifk 

* St hcij! Recttrd 
tPRl f'ers«,)nal Recwd 
<.2 1 Sa:ond-place lillifh 
(..vrnijid- plate finish 

Lope/, long lunip' Ifi'lO" 
(lY. Ircm- R.-..hm..ih, l«»m 
run- ^'l' Miidtfline 

f»i.in, ,,ti -„ ■ [.iveltn- 

\i«H- 1 hayer. 1(K)» 
:: ^ (,PR'k ICarrii 
w. .••■tiKl- «4"; Sptet 




1*11 l.iiJ*i(,mi w(*k« on >h« luri 

Medley- Lopej'. Wusicpe. 
Thafer. tatira Neubaiim- 
1:14, <!*»•- Tte. wtMUcii taJkc Ik; 
atd ■rcoird. set l»ci ■««ckeiiili 
ago, oC I ;54.66:. 

Mm'i Tracli 
Frank Baraih, llOa kiftk 



hurdles- I-!,:-), HKtai dash- 
11.15. long jump- 20" 1 1", triple 
jump- 44 'g" (PRK Turn 
'|,aramie, KIKIni- 3:07 liO iPRi, 
Andv 1, erman, -.liui |i«i -'-^' "" 
1/2"' 

In flK pi 
the tlOm hn; ■•--' 



Bylobi MrVirter) 



broke hi,nh ibc me« and Kaifer 

mIhwI record with a lime of 

rt,7M Team results I'm the 
H.iriXT men were niit l^iken 

II.. 1; ... t. ,. ill vuirl 



.m3 4Mtl^^^ m3 iM M m Jl. II k^l^^ 1 101.1<l..ld 



Bj' Sawij Satvatarf 
Sporii Wrtttr 

'The HarT»T bas<-b:ill (earn » 
piepaiHiji bi<!t. ■ I'. • .'!'■■ anil 
mentally (...■ imnal 

lournamerii being nenl this 
Saturday 

HchI ("oie:ll[)im Ko«. gave 
his pl.ivi:!'.. some iid»tce aboui 
(he uptoiiiini (iMmey hefoc the 
team' I last regular scam game, 
which wics played laxl Saufday 

"Ttns IS our tasi game 

VtVii- ..I,-. ii.i,inals*tart , w^e has. 

i;nu.iiefin winniiif: " s.jij 



When .■i-.t.frt h.<w he 
ibtmghi " • t (Jo 

pitcher 1-. ■■** 

AiHild *■> pre lis • 'li ' r«.'' ■ 1 ■! that 
we iirr seeded nuinliet one, btil 
^' ■' .- ■" he a big 



ih.; 
c1'.. 



of 



... . ........I highlighto 

■'I,. . ",: i.'.i ;■■>. are as I'l'llowr 

Harptr III IllilMiis 

Vsltcy 
'The rnny *e;itb« dul 'Hot 

■!ri shuHHIg: 

; he ctiotesi 

.. Ill the 'ID 

".,,.■1 ( ">!('*» 



*'e havt to K 
[Physically pre p.i' 

•■■ " N-i,;:l:lli.Se ■!* . 

ajtmii 



Ul.;". 



II.1SC ! 



.iJtcr 
ifier.. 




al'low'tit only four 'lliii .«id: 
mriK'k out rune.. 

'nie .nxoiMl i^illlMt 'Ml AiMHl 



Micpcr • Miiraiit 
Valley S 

The I'towk* cipWed with 
scy.en rims, tn t'he fiisi intiint: 
.fc*ii Buoawa and "Tony Vac a 
eiicl hi I a bwitc run Opfei, 
'TtHkl Tcslti. Mark Hull el. fkan 
Van rh-Mni', Rick Cuakley and 
Kuft 'Kruui all sutred runs m the 
I'im. Al U!'yii«: relieved Ofcriicfc 
»inl ■Weill on iti gel llr wni. 

t'tariicr 4 MinlM' 

'Valttf S 
The Hawk* had been, teli 
iicorrfess ibfu three. Kiif'lel and 
flttrjjiwn .Mrorcd iht team's, first 
' nc .Sjaf:i)'ti'>l 
lib 

'■' Oni',i",,r».i 

.»kl rcflB 

!l,,..as;l 



Softball 

Season 

Ends 



lly SkiII Ittiriton 
S,|)ittrls l-'dOiir 

"I"'- • ' " - 

a sui'i 
worn ., 
doll I'"' 
wuni-i' 
Pniby. 

H'9r)sei 



. in:'iri,il 
.r.'l l.i.,t 



("lamr <Hir 



,ik,f TiitinU 



(■amr Twii: Harper R 
Rock Valley ^ 

't'li.- i.i ...a.. VI.-!.- i.-hinit ';-:"' 



. ti.hl iV,,.. ul Itlf 

■ ! il... ;in.l .idJeiil two 

■ !,.lei HIasky 

■ hus am! 

Ml. HIM.. .1 Ni ."... iiin, .(i-iins 

r'yilai/. who recorded ih. 

kininSi'i'i- i- iiru" ^k'lory a.ni'.vied 

. 'iree: llljsin 7 
liarprr .* 

l-ti'in i't«.-nei) up vulh lnui 
Itrsi and nevet 
I'he llivvks were 



'! cl.i:,. r-ut r. iij.eil 
(..irjicr did marut'e t.". 






I "Ml Ml .'■ 



1 irn: fiwrth inning 



Hull (in 



fare 
til..- .. 



|,'|l 14 'I'l-r Millbjll Ic.llTl 

MiiJiflc I -11"' "H.T.ilI record 

lit rs I.' 



n U™i»e rrciwded « s'leion m r- 
|«Bi« IwiJ of the M.»w*.»' <kntbi«tii. 



nn ..iiiit M.i Hci'i 



/)((('■ to final exiuns. next 
week's issue of the Harbinger 
11/7/ /)(• ///(• final issue of the 

sen^iester. 



HARBINGER 



VOL, 22 NO. 27 



Career Placement Center 
Caught in the Rush 



lit \Hya l.'U'llhlBll 

M»fT Wrilrr anit 



ri'..(i„Mr 



. (TOficntnf; in JaniLin j 
' rv \l.!!v ,l:r..::... ,•.- .„ 



The Hiubinjier May 12. 19S8 

McGrath 

Returns For 

Commencement 



III 
■I 



himiHiiPiii 



mnntee* ot siwk-np .mil ii;m(i'!<>\i:« 
iiwolvcd 



lit lolv l"ts/; 



r«l««Ml on:: 
•Pit. Hit >n 



Mill. [ 

"'1(1 in IK u^Kt 

irri/cxl >.ysii:ii> 
,.,..,,,, ,,,,,1, 



i.ni(>ij,i- 
Slu- 



'UO llW' 



■til mtm: )•■' 



bctti bomtamg iitLieit-iiii^: 
The J' WW «vera:pr ippn-- 
IS job tiMic!.-' ■ 
i*i)nc or m ] I 

Al my (tivcn it me \iuociil!. It 
liave more ihiin I . MN) fobti » iti 
«h«Me (rttm. Ami Ptaceracmi 
center tiaCI aft utmuitled by aHvf 
20 autfcmni per <by «»rihini: (of 
Uk nftil ph 

Employers turrnih jt.b 



innnwj. i :., ! ..,..•. ,, ,, 
|tO:Krapl'iiCiil jin>.i [ircfrtrii.. 
ciiher pafi-iirtif i>f i,,, 
nipkiymcni. 

"The »iudi:.! ■ ■ 
'lit (hr fiLit,t:Hn:rii n-iit.tt w'hrii 
■ t Iff ni,iUlK-d tuili J |<.h Th.' 
■■i<nd-i llw >.lu.,t-. 
.■hik-stnixu. 
uNc^ J timtiitl I "I ' 
All Harper MUiki. 

■l.l'lhi,- (,,, job (,1.,,...,..,, .,,u, 

rvitct, Sffucc* 
:jfK:c wilh rt'iutnf 



McKt of 



• made 
••'illi. Ml 

rial pml* 
iiir ItlC 1.1 ' 
hn go.i 



H-. 



Jiudicnts 
ficifc Jll, 



tit. 






Student Activities Awards Banquet 



- .crcnM'iin ' 

.(■mini; .1 |l,iil:i!;li,' 
' hi- fi J I filing; r. 



• , ill M..riin H.'tlfj »l 

Jii'-ii i 'lilt!, tall, 111, will 

' .r*;iril 



k-r BA 

.iMciii iilinins 

lit (■■(inifiii 




i'olfctitcm 

<'irii<l(i-iti''(i • ■ . ,,.,>-■..• , j,„ 

ltt;kl III 111!" Ml ,,,( \i 111 iJii' uminiumi* 

hlfltdimg «j:k. . .■■Ii llliri HI ^hv is J tlk-lnl-. t nl Phi 

" ' »i" i'unvisi lit .' M HcWKtrary Smiciy 

i'ariicii»,t(U% allhii., ptriitipani ,n ihi- 

i'nidon^ for |riHluii(i> • ■ , ,, 

liW 

Su/aane So«s. ,>ui,ii,i ...;- .u.m v,,ti>, u, |u,i„-.iiv wnn 
iWX)Hlunpervuor, ex|il«n«) why AIDS m other life rhrcaieninj; 
IIHIt» ^imfciui «il! W- uiuNi- t,i> illri.>-,e., 
■Ben.' 

iitaii> . •• 

iollejif ilii;-, »!il jHcfwJ iieti t<lll '■•I'li.iii' 
laiiiv ui irwki- firutl irrainfentctX' ;.uiihm,ii 

'h"?!'!!!, , .III, ,,j„,- (.>... .■v,,,„i.ii -., ii.iMT'l 

' .>» simI I he iii'iliijuMJ III J.i 

■•■^■'■"'. ':-' ■ ■■•■II *l'tl ■' ■*■><■ < It" All TIUSK 



isresenis the 

-:ih. Siudcnl 

■h Boil will 

i;i(t The 



ih 



^iliiiims' I!,! 

*tlh ("t).iirf> 



. i.: .■-ah ihf ,, ■.■mii i ■ ,. 



■ II If |K-rlomiMl hy ihc ll;up,-r 

"■"II.I.IINI'...' P:,il.u,ri.- rnriHrti 
* iriany 



Harper ORT program 
continues with Triton 



\ c w ■* 1 ■ '■ ' I 

H.ii; 



rJii:;jLȣ- 

One ot H.arper's own 
is author of (our 
books Kolzow 
provides own 

text for classes 



iPage 2 



• •Ibill (ilm'Ci Dm ll'iirin ■its llirhini;:.' 

UMiiTi Mm rim'Tk""! frmi»*c MVI* 



■■iimii 



I'.itr rt..i..fc^- 



•>tll suii W KiM^ii .11 

<" : IinH.;ll t'*|\Tk'Il, .■ 

-ill !■■'■■■ Hilar.) ihi.>u»:h 
'.■'»l"i-'l^ "' I'le HariH't (Ji.sUiii 

for mure infimtijijori civnuiri Pat 

riiiur'lr .,i! eiicnsKW ;52:5 or ih-i- 

■'!•■ olJ'icc HI ^■«retiMiin 



A ■departinfli fhaink* 
to all those who 

made this possible. 



Page 3 



"AttggaetaindBudfi 
QiiftSl perfoTmes at 
Fnda^y's (■ce Cream 

Social. Per feqt 
BfiCflM reviewed. 

Page 4 



■Comics The latest B 
Street and the 
Weekly Crossword 

Pu22le. 



Page 8 



Harpers women 
track team wins 
region and state 
titles. Tennis ad- 
vances to nationals 

Page 12 



Features 



-■^"M^LiO WW 



The Harbinger May 12, I98R 



Page 2 



T T 1 llCiJ V-r 11 • 



Harper Director PuhUshes Four Booh 



ht %]«•• cm* III 111 


T>.,. >,,. . lv,„,J. .,„,„,. ,,,^, ,^ 


iil»ff Wrlltf 


ill l-fllWI' 


*«ii 


■ ' I.-.,,.*- .,. - ~ ,., ■:* kol/ow 


Kin o>rr<iw%lil 
Ftaliin-t t-'Idltor 


nsjt «Jit foal »>( ih,ii N>4 «„»■:. 




I«* TCJth \'lu4CT'lh' h."W fi'i fv,, hh 


l"i*'rnu hvi,: v,,'.i 




Koi/im t't 'iM i\ 




IlK Lt-a: 




Imeat I'. 


' 


leachct. Shu 


I'm UK- 11! „, . 


»| tludcrih tii 


itetjifcri- 


i-v-..',r>i « i' •, k 


I^SmilC tlliu #].i'^>m(.r \v gi!."' 




IMS 10 ICC i( C(Ml|irrl>';i'iM<it< 


l),M ■, 


It^iil \^"t in y<v'"r fiih^l v« J .. [.. 


Mlslrii; 1 . 


:ilf';' 


t.K:Ml frim« (.'cmtiifUiii l\\i 




Cofkpi and a M.S m f 




lion W'lth IM' eaiplU'^i 




ttif. anti toitnttn'e )' 




tn:ini SI!'. Kiit/im .lr.i,i," 


*■ " M'» ... M.PK ^<, U1CMh„T 


ihiii I hi" h'CUl ol TOliljng f(V" 


'111 nl work III [t (or ^luitenn 


iimi "dcil'^ '*nh (h.-t-- 


: *','i,lk fiMilltU" \V^\l AKvL.t 


Ihc vfchcdi' ^ijf;3'mr^ 




In ..Utii; ; t.l. 






lH:» 


),,, „ 


,,"f- 


"*•" 




At Hitrfin , 




o|N;tt «i>>l ' 


' '.k; 


I'lmclitri'i 


"« 




,,"f- 


Jaiw \ 

i>|in-.: 


liuJ 


KITkt 


*lio lejvt'n 

Hjirpcf VV 

\ic:li (HlicT h. 




>i 






• r.| iiB fif 11 



%lv ia,„„„;. 
I'll) I ilk: II pill 



IVif \tuJi'nt> uhti proh.ihU don i 
lc%l higher ihdn ihv .noragc 
scvenlli or ogtilh grmlcr would 

tc'l." sayt Kol^o* 

Kiil/o* iintl Ifhniann's 
I'oiiith NKik, .1 rcMMon of Ihcir 
sreonil hiKik will K mu lalt-r 
Uii% year 

'"'■-■- ' ■' '"» mv any m.i)or 
■ 10 ri jitmi-'' 

■. ,'iifi,-> v,n,-.-,( 

rt".K!m,i: ■ 

in riM-! ir; 

lia\ 
- iioin 
"[Vt'd i',\ui.,ii,,:. Ki'i,'!'-^ H(Hi,:s 

KoL'h'w i\ mt UmiTiT iciicll- 
'■"." 'm; '.he I, silt 
:• .in .,K ^onip;. 
>- .. •,'),-■ \ i.mii N.« It 
in fit'iung. I 
versily of Bcrd'. 
and walked iriin itic t»i»>tiMort- 
.1'.;! M* iii> hook (HI the shell . 
tlur *ii.v tiuUf an ofttnt-nce.," 
■■.lid Kolniw. 

""Wriiiiig IS hard work. . ..a 
|«ik1 writer writes imd rewrite* 



ng 



W'hin 



plan 



Wlablc I ' 
iMrlcKti 

Fi.iiall>. ■»!«: -ij),i'i, :itK 
Mksment sMirtCil lo avk me,, 
"•ell if *e Jj'in'l toe *h.ai yvm 
WMt. whjt IS It you dti wjiit' 

And I wiHilil alw'nys d. rii-.. ., 

10 litem intl Uify'ii v.;, 
4>n.'l tovc w'tal you * 
nallv oTK- iij them (rom Pren 
tu.v M.itl «]U(] Me had ulkcd to 
hit edim wd com tutted oilKr 
leaclien inch i« mywir hut) 
tHiitiir proMietiK aitd ihal wiii- 
,iii|l my own hK* mi,ghi be the 



"1 nevci hMl planned to 
write ■ iMMik. I wiwldn'l tiave 
llMlghl It was in my caftlbility 
nor Mcteu to do ihat. I did py 
allcad: and g.ive ihem a drati... 
lliiM|h. They mid it w.as f>" 
•clly what they wiamed and: 
■h:»i eight iimiiiiIi» later I' had a 
hank oui." 



.m KiiJ,/(>». .iiid Li-(icii..iiui :, 

'lid iiikl Ihiid hiAs K,ii1,«m 

-..i- ihc poll atked «udenis 

Hich nuc'^ihuh a*. "Whai kiiiib 

of lhnn.'> p\c UHl irun.hl. .. h,..„ 

vou re,iiil " VV'luii *■ irsi 

tHimg a hiiirt r, .■, ■..,[ 

kinds of il»,i.n(iH do you ,lcel you 
need KJ have happen when vou 
naiil'* and What arcn i ,w»u gwnl 
aidmng?" On'craJI, studctm re 

«|NIIIfM |XSIU««ly lo iM'Mh. 

For a year and a half. Kol- 
«»• wd Lrtmanm wet c*«ry 
Friday and Suurday to 
l»ra««ii:inn tor iduis" nil ended 
Uf ndiiicaiing eatJj «her. Ttten 
lltei iwo would go tack and re- 
learelt a [simeular idea. Alter 
tHey irted an idea out. they («•■■ 
xi»d 11 and reiunwd lo it toiei 

"We al.«o ew hanged corn 
pnler '- I •■,.[ the Apple 
CtJnii . .'uld |)[X" onto 
*eil! ••!■■ - ~ ; u to Elgin via 



*i\\ on tiL-i njt 



WO'tl 'WHiiN TO'lJi mAMI I'O ilK)t.K 



- •- AND 
.■••OfHCI. 

TEMPORARY JOBS 

AVAILABLE -TODAY! 

9 8 0-8900 



wnirorce 

t«:»rnipo*«tr y fcervictsu 

rwSm MiM. I-H W 



^^^^'^^SM>ta\iMoir 




Ei^^m^ ^ ^f^imAVBR. 



Ml n litm w • iMiOi tt pttM tM itv cm cruM 

imir nry min Dtiitimr iMMs nr Mi Cliamt 

tM»i> ID iiilnao cwiHS nf lubwuHii-liiwwii 

bttM fiiint Amtriunmide twft«t.iliir1f 

•m Ml MH m pDDl int« «ilcli 11 IKt 

cwws ipin iffta I knockiul fltact in aw 

ticiinw iWTIWIvf micnint uniK in mi 

i« tRrwAVEll imiiy' 



^ 


Fashion Brand Name 


F^ 


Shorts Surf Wear 


stone 


S4,99 ' S7_99 


Washed 


Brand Name 


Tees 


Adult Crew Neck 


sy 99 


Sweat Shirts 


2 for Si 5 


56 9^ or * 




3foi M800 



SPECIAL OFFER 

Buy 2 Artwaves and 
get the 3rd FREE! 



Rlila* Pi«ia 

nnOfVfimQ Cfffitsr 
A,?!iA9,tt,;'- He»ght* 

391 2124 



C'o**nm4t 

ShodfMnq CanWf 

H.9hl*ri(1 P»rk 

831 969« 



Stiringbr<Kik 
SlioiiiMnii Cwitar 

Btoo"iir>9dale 
893 3340 



TM Msndr 
OH Pric« Ctniar 

Downers GfOve 
620 1668 



-Editorial 

The thank-vous: a f imp 
for settling up. 



Tfc» time has titm*. Iht »)ilrit<i Mid. i<i lalk ,ir nun. ihini!* 
IMM niHlIf to hand iml i»mt »rll^l«»r*rd Hiank h>u% io 
•oiM prttt; tffrifk pwplc •bo M Ml| niwlc mv j«ib KiMer, 
■HI !■ KMnc ca*r» twn (xiMiblr. 

rtntl. ,rf „,„rs». to ih* ,t»fr and mir ad,iwr, Jim ( hman. 
UiMt •«»>. lh« Mitor-in ( hMf dfsJBiiat* for nril ttur. has 
been a (tKlxnd lalbeii a Mimrwhai ttnttk one. Io tall I>.t«|f 
iiKlnimfiilal in the <tarl; op^rafion of Ibr paper i* to call Ih* 
nianif tbiml. accoratr. but »iwfull> uiid<Ts(...ed M„„,„|»„ 
tPifarh Hr«def»on b« hrcn a lc,«,r ..f Mr.nctH j* bi.'lh 
ManaEint Milorand BiKintM Mana^r \i,d bfli,^r mf %ht\ 
nefdrd il witb ibis bunt h. Thatikx Pearl. 

Ri**n llaMs, •h.m> wi.*e of buflior bas kfpi (b.ni.s ,„ 
P»r.p«ti»«. V.rti Bwd.« and Kim «Htro»,ki. »h„s. .,„„, ,„,! 
gtoll. m^inner b» bnn » i»fk«me tbjinjtt from cur inirmal 
itaffer And t., Kr.io i;<,ldM.iii and 4liu ( hinliind ju*l f,.r 
b«(nf around H dm ntcdrd. 

And of lourw. ihrrrN Ibr tutamniMs. A rral dthi of 
BTalMnde • alw owed to tbi- Abb.rt and ( .ulelfc, rfj„arnali*m 
P«l#r Sw.«nt.v and I ■/ lln«i»eaa. love Vm or bale Vm 

P«»ph- read Vm e.er, v,eei. What more could ,o« mk i« a 

wt««l> ncwNfiaper! 

But there * two H|>ni«nli of the <.cboi>i comrounin thai 

Mmtflime*. eel o.rrhwhfd »ben the ai.ard* for eiira- 

cnrricnljtri.ork Krt haiMird out. 

To the leather* that have undmlmid abwme* and ijrdirs 

■» •€» m the .HvaMonal Miami *tares in cla%* »Htn I h.is 

wiirliiitf ,,o lb, ne,i »eeli\ edilori.1. In m., case ilbrve h,,,,.. 

mj lbanli-,„u,i, M.ir, J., Wjim^, |„h„ M„,hm„r,.. k..r.., 

Kere^.andl.eKo> \l..lil»dt«rve I'urple Heart* for f.ull.o,. „r> 

Hilh mt above and brvond the call of dulv 

.•f peopj, who de«rve a much more iJewripli.e .1,nrnl»,„ ,'f 
grat.lude ll..,n I tould p.«.hlv ^n,. h„, j„ ,,,„ ..f „,,„ ,„ 
thanli them \v many viodMiv here »ill atlesl. ii\ vomedmev 
.mprw.ble to make il b, on >,«ir ewrt l«,k* and » volunteer 
("b aloM (even looehrr if ,„u baik like mri 1 .e worked n,„ 
parM.me job« dorint mv tenure h,t,. a..d .oj<nrd Ihrm In.lh 

K,MI, (>,ttr. the Ih,.i,lr. Ilo» tlfrite Vtariaiser. «, o,e 

1^'' r? « "^"Jt-* to «ofk .round m, llarboirr vchedul,. 

\«d I currewl, nmk for » group of p.ople nhose 
M.llrcllve alKtude m;ili« M , ( h-menl Mone kwk like thenn/er 
^> r«,Ke. Vol onl> are the peopkr in the leviiuE r emirr chet rfiil 
profrwional. and helpful, thevre ™ic. people, I,n,. I „,da 
AlhCTl*. \Hki Alkiovoo, Ikinna \t.ivkuf. Sue IV«l,„h. ar.d fom 

lrutlm„n have not or.lv made n,v , .,,s„r as al the fevlinn 

( enter », the Ihrre o,.mIhv I'm- hcen (here, hut Ihrv'r.'ako 
l!.ml fnends. fhankv. It help* a k.t. 

.. ...* » "' P'"P«f h-*.- •-.«) « lot of nice Ihrng* to m Ibi* vear 
at the Harbuiger, Ue ve cerla.nl, had our problem*, but I'm 
pr,wdot tjie.av .e ,e handled ii»o*i of then, Hev, met movl 

TnTn • T'Tr "" ••"= ""' "' -»"'■« "■" • •-'•" Z 

And nnaltj. the b.f thank ym Io ,„«. ib, reader Be U eve, 

Ira*, and have ■ gntH Mmmtr. 

I.nrfj Pautlin 
Kdinw-in-Cliiel 



■il 



The HiirbinscT \Iav 12. 



IW« 



Page 3 



Can thinking 
feel good? 



Hj Oennlv llarh; 

( aihollc Campos Mbilnter 

An article I ttad rccenily 
I emjls the vtmirs of an etiutaiion 
I that H sought after, mw. ho* 
I cvti foi ihc ■(legrw of iinom,- ii 
will prixlucc I ihc-ral Arn i>, the 
ruiTH' [(H-\ uivf ti> ihi". urv ..( 
pirjMfaii.'ii tor I Mippiv,. 
.)!!\ , Ihji ^ '^h..! Il \ iiK'jni . .. 
A prcparaiiiin lor l.ic |„ utixi,, 
nalelj' ihu .xnot what ihr fultur 
around u« tetk us ii value* i».*> 
much.. 

Afcordinj! i»"> «hai I ihmk 
(ami 1 toulil Ix; wrnn(() th.nkmji 
ataui the puriKKc and mean, rip 
of l.lc. ftlleeling on thcs»: ihrnts. 
li wimcihrng thai whiKil >.hi.ulif 
s.h(iw U.S ho» 10 lii 

Sine (wijite .1,-,:,) i,, m.,ki. ;, 
"''■'"J ■^«'' ' ■ ' • 10 Ii 

'■'■■■ • ■ - ' '(tpulfl 

'■■ ■ ' : 111- it'll- high 



hut also go heyond' the pioWtin,. 
*.illi '-ingle uno.)uc answers. 
*hiih tivi" a simfctii m [itH-i.!i 
a.ris s.(imt-l.h.ji)i mcaronpiul ut 
rnediuie no as wf)| j^ i,.y. n, 
sf)lve .twk. I.." .ini'i f 
ihc pfaj;ii!..i!ii 

■.i.iri. Il mill 

' m.n 111 lor 

I. If tiM'.kinj: 

■iiiil'li. f,,ii 

ltk:j4.))' ul II, 

.All lliis IS r.<it l<. 
luvf a st.t-ni.fit ■htm. Da iiv 
iimtrary, my mom *a* a nii.r« 
and dad was a mciallurgist 
Hfwcsi-r si..cm!.f prewsupii-d 



uiru-s, as I did som.e reading oo 
I he cnvirimmeni and nuclear 

1S.SUCS. 

Also my cburih .nvtilvcmcnl 
hroughi me jdditn.nal 
oppominiiifs I.) 
W'oric *nh ihr 
An,: 
St. h 



C '".IV. I ..-IHlItl 

'■" - l''riiin,..iic 
lhr..i;i.'h 



alt thrniu-li.iiii h. 
its cfrtM 
Uk.us ha.- 
older, 

As an tmd, ; . 

.get thai mjcri ia.l in ii 

IKS, Bui .111, think I II 



.'"hiwil .ind 
1 hit'*' n\\ 



,.i:ir «J- 

^<'"' • ..l,C 

I re, „.„., 

in i)h . . „ 1,^.,.,. 

"hm liir ih. ' _,,, [ 

' I'-'i" . ■ ■ I'l jn .111 

Ih'inl; ,1.1 hlf. l-cw pctsons, .lie 
>L< wr!i cvf-nlv halanvc in all 
'■''•'■■■■ rmcm. Perhaps 

'•'«■ ' ,'1' lh,L' elderly or 

(ithif- All,, n.ivi- e.i... 111(1 ii-icil fi- 
rcaiiid selhaek-. 

Bui i aiii sLiniig ID enjoy die 
mo.i- Ixvause I'm stving iJic val 
1.1CS III -.1.111 iiu. .!,m.n .Anil 
'iinii *h\ 
'-il , •I'^cerntrij; 
'i*hcU.v'r ilin .ue mv fvjvcuiiims 
>" mhe.s. ihai uivc hic a 
direcLon teforc mc. 



THf Mideast peace process 

4 New VERSION OF AM aVD CMPH^iP fiAME 



SitMIWS 



^^ZSj 



PA Pi It 

omits Rock 



<JV 



V^iJ^ 



<Z^'l 




Bi>CK 
KKAKS SctsSaftS 



-'%"..-*,' 



'^ — — QlSBdm*. 

io\i CAM PLA/ P>(f EVER N«»aPY WlN$. ^^ - 




Entertainment 



Keep this film on 

riBrjrjfrJ " 



I'he Harhfnaer \lav 12.. |9K8 



Oi 



Pajic 4 






^(■rr writtr 

i-\«>(licr icen »uict<Jc liln 

An hoiwii porir:iy,i( ,;i| ,f,f 
confusion. lrt.,irihon arMj 
anifUHh JuCfercl hv rnit.„n.nr 
friCTKlx ami retjiu,;* )\.:\ ' W .i,n'[ 
">■•< '*■■- *uttjcvi of J HX'crtl'rv 
■■i.»rin| Molly kin^wjiW* 
■ ■■ italCtaJljmc '(--iijfi,^. 

.Sli«npcrtiapV(,Anv».,-f J ,\ll 
ol ihc alxwc I 

AlMJthct ,> ,,,,,„ 

Thai's afujui tiiuT,' n,, t,, ..,,,( 
■i^' at wlicn [ sunril ■■> ir '■■■l". 
(VmtimeitRa-cirir 

Here »e luivc Dj'. 
(>y Alan l)«yce>,. |x»wsm-,i »,in 
pwl l«»ks and prunnse, Hc'i ilie 
lemfcf of a rix* hawt on the t»,rat 

«'fjrc.,.f,;h«gdi,ii|., Hc'ijiMihecn 
*.\:c,.|cd hy ihe toik-uc of ha 
*Mm* («> dtwN adol' h) Kn 4 

He's Mira:wn<Je<l hy i mslm 
01 ■itniiring fncwi* a„4 ^ 
pmiKU gill in ite ritiji has her 
eye (in h,in„ What tduld niKiWy 

Of HtEm^!',' 

' ■ JUii nm 



l.i' fj',;n;„ 
Jftuhnii. It, ij„; 
iM- and J-. I,, I h 

llsl.TIIIl.- 1,, I, , 
ItJUl', 

In iji! 
Chris (Kenj, 
tH" Itllk iikift. ii,.,( 
WKlniljejIilil'ttxn 

Thti all ctw 
•■ht-n Iijut) I,, .11 



■•'•■'" .1" Ik- ulli 

■i..h 

'■"■iiif, it,),,,,, 
"'•I musti ji.,,: 

''< lo m II [,;,(■ 

"t" (fa'if [liii 

■ ■! l>K1Hl 
■Vii'ttn K, 



jm-fver)*.mg„|„ing. f.:»..h,ni- ,. 
BivKl hai hiwn taken a».iv hv a 
IcrriWc atfidcnt 

fc* (b>i taiff r ', , J 

ntwe in the matl ,,,„(.f 

buddy which m.Jii.n>-» in.ij |t. 
wannojttrt'niiHaJl 

This IS whtft Ihc n,o,K- 
rtally hcgin^ and where I turn 
relaymg the plot,, fi ,,(„, „„„„h 
wtier (Ml Ur ,«!«•« ihan n iLk's 
on paper. 

Til.- ,mr.,„;,l.,,,,„ „h„,gj ,^ 
^"* '■",'■■■■' '11 [>„iii 1,, Ken,iiu 
K''i-v,> latiuisiii' iHTlormifK ,■ 
Alicr his, (ViemJ\ ,ieaili rhr- 
»lH'fl» all till affetialKwj iin4 
h«c<m»«!i ■ tarinf tndividiial ti 
•c« a a Mtty hltabte c.hjir»-tCT. 

This n Ihc leeond inumph 
in a tow (or Reeve V *h„ »as 
efUmtly compfllms J^ M-iti, ihc 
•iloner with a con«'ii-fUf iti Um 
*""""■ ^^ . ■■ Ediic"\ No* 
«'"'''i '>1 ume to lei 

'*~"*''" ""'■>'" ait a diffcrtni 

file 

i:.)n almoit tiftal par r<, 
Kichard Bradftwd. b>l it»n a. ,he 

t»Twnifitaiton rf >,i«rr,;.l ,h„ii,<l 
"'" ,'" "Th." ' • : ..„i„cu 

**'4f Hi- 1^, ,,., ,, ,. 

' <1^, lilt' 
I', thi,,- ,1,!!, t 

l''rtriu(>jl, ,\, 

t ' ■ I , ' 

ni.ikc ' 
IM,iniiii..i:, 
Th 



*'"' ■«J- i.ii,.: 
priHiliilc in 

I' hi-. I. In', I, 



llcin rx- jr,,:in-if ihji tli,, 
M>me ll.r*., -D.,,,, (,, j,_„,_^^ 



■''I'.' Ill) the tiKiHHu.iay n 

• ilTOiir^^Thc ku,h hej!,n i,, 

'"'"■"■' ^ I'wiimc "sn'l 

' ihdiiehi II 



p«nirK 
ih.i,( till! ' 
<iarN.a\ ihn 
"Hk'ctI, fti.n 
Sfh - 

Ihl. ; 



I an)' movte 
In* hrinl i,r 







SUMMER JOBS 
COLLEGE STUDENTS 



WAR 



• GENERAL OFFICE •TYPISTS 

- RECIPTIONISTS . SWITCHBOARD 

i'nsiot ill ;ki,ij ..'■«., 





aul (rorvi Ik-^ . 
■■ .11 (tircilly IN 

-I'liru: ,in iti,„- .^■• 



■ink' 111 hojf 

tn.M.ia 



^ «l«y»«<*i"Wul and Otcm, was. lutm full f„ru-„..-r . "^''"' "' ■''^ ""'•'I 

•tovm u, the Program Board-* l«8 ke C>«m S<r ul V. 1 ' ""." '""'""■■■ '"-'^ "'"•' ^""' ""'^■' 

the hand fwiiuredat ihecvmt "Rude (luest t^« r.± f .'T''-' '"' '"" '"' ' "■"" ""'^■'- 

Mu<.h .1* ilw erwtl conssicd trf m<jd.( from aira h.r 

«•* wiU, .tin, „.H.*« ml thin hl;K:k ae.. ,l,cv dam". 

A,sf(»ili«;ncii-«Me:rioin„iit,,-n,,t.-rii, il,,,-,, .•o„mk. - 
insunwK;raiUiic.aji.i I, . , 

niefr«ur.- ■■' **'■"'*■'* 

•WWiunacIy ttow wee.., . .,.H.«g !„:J> w,l, Ix- avail,*lc'.. .„ ,. 

•Hiirtt: Tnralablr. Pra»da Rrnirds Il....,rj / •. 



ul,.'..l 
^ vrry im'rj pr.-' 




OPENS MAY 13, 1988 AT THE BIOGRAPH 



Upcoming 



The Hiirhinjiir Way 12. 1988 



Pane A 



ATTENTION! 

Tf"" Harper 
« o lie tie Bookstore 
*^«1» hold irs hook 
huy hack Mav 16 to 

May 21. M»ndav 
thru Thursday the 
hours Mill he X a.m 
«« 7 p.m.: from K 
f:«7»- to .^ p.m. un 
'•••rday; and 9 a.m. 

•Saturdjiy. 

?>tudents ma\ 
resiil their h«i<iks in 
|*»t' A Buildinj; 

LouHfe. 



FINAL EXAM SCHEDULE 



Ml SCMWi 







IHMItC SCMOL 
' ■ ^ J i*tura*y tUitet, ...n ui» »„ „,e| ,, ., 



^ 



plrii".f CO' Met rilensiO'^ 




*' I n»Aj M*«S Mr out' no l*rrit !»«« unnii uian.o M 

—--——-— -—^^^^ ur cisnijws oFfict, «- ?ii 



;h» »(),),« fmit e,.,,, .:,:r.<>iJi,le. 
.;■ i(.propn jte tine pe ' ■ > 



Consultant to 
speak at Harper 



Maw: Ri'wubho. I»rr«)ifm of 
InmovMive Fiiiantul <",ukq-iv 
»Jli he spcakiriji; mi pre 
ret ire men I foi i-duciti'rv in 
respOIlK 111 Uk' III-* U\ imlv 

Hb semmjire wil! cover 
-The Otanginft Ti/ > . ■ 
rctont ^ Iijiil:!, tn ihc r.j^ 

H.i'* 1.1 ^li J »,,it .'ll ivn 
CD'i or Vimey M;irki-| l-umk 

■-W'hcn wl when not ki t*c 
a lump sum i<lslri(wtion on your 
TSA, 

--l»fl»i,HMii, (he pfedaior of 
Ihc taitet. 

-AJjo ici be tliKuxsctl. i\ a 
new TSA (troduci *hith will 
iJtow yoi» 10 hocTOw from yimt 
TSA ai (("t net imresi imh 
inani h<|tjudity, 

Hotwim). m m ImietKndmt 
Fmat!t:iaJ Owsuluim. Kaffttijiicit 
wtih Slid hj\ .H ,,,.>■. Ill the 



resouifccs of armmliiT el 
fijiam:i.il wrvicc owftam/alMWH: 

He IV a Fimnt'cil ("inmiluni 
*lin >.(!ea,(Ii/c\ m idi-rittlurij.; 
thitvi- invf.imem ["todiim jiiij 
■'tnicni vi,r.ik-giei ihai have 
'■-•1 m tciponse lo the 
M'Ntitiual rcviMon m our im a'nk 
.md i:lum;mg etonorin 

Roman* has pamtipaicd in 
sc minaret on tampuie* 
throughtoui ihe ntd»cM Amtmy 
hK nivrientes are |iri--rrtirn're-w 
planning icminan (or itu- 
cmptoyec* of Alhlalc Insurant.,- 
Comjijiny and varmu* ..ollcgi; 
faculties. He ha* aKii 
pwiiicpatcd lit a vaticiv of 
seminars gives lot (-aldwcll 
[Linker Md other coii>orlation\ 
and mstitutiont. 

For more infoirmalion please 
tall T(»i..(|H| 




PS 



UNITED 

PARCEL 
SERVICE 



Part-time opportunities 



laied m\h college life 
.■I UPShasioosuwi 



SI VIMKR JOHS W All. AHi.E 
ALL officf; SKIII S \m>FI» 

earn top pu\ ,j,../ /i,,,i-,„v,.j 
Call iriduv 
_ 3 5 9.61 10 

Blair Temporaries 

''al:itiiie, II WMt(i7 



KW» I. NiirtJiucN! H:-\ 



* Excellent Pay • $8 per hour 

> Convenient Hours 

► Steady Employment 

• Benefits 

I Health Benefits 
' Patd Vacations 



Accepting Applications 

()n-campus interviewing 

l» a.m. lo 1 p.m. Tuesday. May 17 

Room A242 



SWl|»:A*«»teble' Monday - f ndav 
3,00- 7 00AM 
5 00 - 9 00 P M 
1000PM 200AM 



United Parctff Sen/ice 
11. an equal opportunity employer 



Page Five 

The Sculpture of Harper College 

Lc^y ,o sa h^k and take po. shots .t ihc work^ ol ..n fnuul ,. 



The Harbinger May 12. 19H8 



Ift V 




SKIRMISH ««'»82t „,„„ u rcm.mis mc ol 

This one .s open lo uUtrpK ,h,rpcncr 

fclUl.o. bul .hen. so docs a pent 



Unmk-.t' Rcallv' Mav I try"' How aboul THh 
.merptfiahon hero, lolks. ihis one rl'<^^ 

actos- Ihc hoard. 



R\PF. OF NMlRr No 




THFVl.I NEVfH <M(H 
HIM, SH^KI^^ "^^ 



A I J - 
ouipat II 
I he mi- 




I h 1 ■« 



hi- art 




An evo'i 

\Vh.ir £!i>v- ■ . , i,, ■ \.-, 1 r-i'ti' 



[tut h 



- ,,, 1-,,, ....■111 ! know J»i '' '■> '^P^ 

nie lis nnl ugly. ' "" 'ifc-" ' 



t\it t 



m 



l_News 

•j Swim-a-thon 

exeeds goal 

Noland Pool 

Lift to be 

installed by 

this tSLll 



Tht- H a rbin Iter M ay 1 2. 1 W8 



Page 7 



Heia^ltli Corner 



\lis4 < hIRltiriJ 

Ini rtiklcnii fiilkcOT'dy 
swiim 713 b(H in tte cnn|lll« 
|Xiol 10 mse fuiHh For ■ Nolaml 

Pixil I iti The l.(t„ »hKh *ill 

be insialk-il m-<i( (ill, wil> lic*t|) 
JialtM' MutkiiK to maneuver in 
.iikI inii (■( [tie cimpusi pwl. 

Exit K«im<ni<er colkcittl 

(»i|Ktj!«'"i (f'r I;»p4. pm* 111 last 



Mll'fllljl 

[ *HCl(l> 





■ . ■-. 1 mjiilion 
{'atiwll 
■• ■•• (« the 
(ijirtifl He 


SluJfnl 


.it; :■■, %Ti. 

SfMtC will 
!.<;"! .inj the 

.Mil 



"We .= 

(tiMiling •)' 

Peier Sf*y m u"*- 

EiiuKi."" swl Curroll. 

Swtmmcrs *li" i'"«i" i!i-"tf>t 

in *e »*iin»llBn ■' 

G*yn Sronh. H' ' ^n 

R(:t«:nbui:hk'r„ '" l..i'- ►••>■" 

fam)ll. Wl lap*. JuIk- Kmlfcrx. 
■?8 l,ip». MiKucl Valciifij. •»-» 
bpi, IX-bbw (liamlicr. W li(H„ 
IC»rcfl Q'ua^i, ;» IJfH, l.tnil> 
(koiitopttli*. -I* 's'l'*^- '-'• 
MaldoMW. SO laps. Mm» 
FiuxiiiWMim, 'M lapfi. 

Camtl] wblies to ttak alt 
ihe »(>on«ir> jiiid swimmen Iim 
HUki'ip ihi' st*imaih<m wtli a 
iuti, ■■■5.ini have dtm* 

■lor ..iivl (.'irrrill 



work jnit tium 
vour N"'> '' 
j*'y«fJll K-livil). ■ lli'sini(>.irLini 

(-„,, ■ ; , ■ inlfUMI)' anil 

..■spftial!)' il 



Wnnii-tip yoiit niitwlr* *>tli 
\trrtvhing cicrtiw .■■' ' ' ' • ■' 
five mmuie ».ilk '■• 
palinit n> more *rf 
Miive inw youi ai 
o'lirkinc up w »i"i -'- 
whieh ruses >oui hejfl tj 
H,S'il if H% ro.i»imiim '■.«■.' 

mil , i,.''r!,i!'>ui-!.r- 

miiiul:. ' 

erci%c 

rfpeaKxliv .« -i Ma-.ki^ i. ".-i i*. i"- 



ma»ii'mim iapiiciti. 
h.mt.nL- f.KHKiII i: 



.11, ■ 1 Rememt 

iWH .In'* 11 .illCf JnV lljlllfim- .K 

liviiy *nh « ilii* ''-5 rninme 

waltariil ■■ ■"■'•'' "-'''• 

In 

.ti.nnir , 

\ ' . • , ...I' Itlf 

111 k<»i II ttivck uiiiil >i>u tK'iiitnc* 
adiplcd it> lite hem. Weai lighi, 
p.iiim- loo« fiiung clothing, 
drmt plcriiv ot wattrind (ir«eel» 
miir«;lf ftum the sun *ilh J hal 
If »i«>r ami a ,gi«)il uinsifa'" 

,M*ay>. pri:>HM jmir ikiii 

■[.jni <uii e»p«)siife a,nd IJV 

,jitr,inoko tatliiimm hmh of 

j'Tomiitc ikiti laiuci To 

■iL'tii .inir'tini of pfoieclHW 



ply u sencfouvly l^j lo W tnin- 
uics h<:tofc poinp out in tti.; \un 

TfiH i\ K'vc". Ihc Mi:r.irivn 
mm- lo irnetact vmh v.^ur ^kin 
.Hint MM up a shiclil agaiiiM I'V 
r.ivi lust a rcmmder that aii SF(- 
r ■.■,, lion litior) of l<i on 
mean* that you will he 
l>n'u\k-ii Irom buirong IS umes 
longer iJan withoul a •iunsrrciwi. 

W'Qii ..,...:.r,-^.-., ihi« ahwrh 
the »un\ : :i Voull 

lower i:.,'- -' gciiinj- 

caiiitilCU and shield your sen«- 
me eye /one from ihc sun. 
Reapply wnscrce if your've heen 
pTspinng or •iwmuninjj and us 
iunhtiKk on your nose, lips and 
anywhere you feel vulnerable. 

Pale skin is fashiimahk and 
smart and cluninjles the risk of 
getting ikin cancer or prc-rnaliirc 
aging. 







Free Videotapes 



Thrrc i^ lift- nfliT to!U'g«*. 

\V.' Ii.(\f ,;i IN-v\ -srnrs nl' \ lik. >tii|n'N 

liiat i«iiA ulr v-x.iin.il mini iti.iiiMii 
I'oriti.d iii''vn.it'!>' i"l' -.'iiH II Tln'v 
llllitltir lirl|( 111 VVtl^ll c'.llfffs iii;il»-ti 

ymir spiTilk' mirrrsis and >kill>. 
hiiwt<M"" Inj^nlii't aivwiivtriiiHi 
()rf|>:iif foe ait iiiiri\ n-w uhai alv (,lir 
formulas I' it^iHTi's-' ami lni\\ i" 
iiiaiia>i»' >'"ur ouiw aivfi in ,i lai>ir 

I uipnialliUl. 

Sti>|i III lofa ri-<<ii!-i'>i\\ M'iH. 



Vtdvolaptl ««ll»W» in The Ctrmtt Planning 
Ctnttf and Wieemwii Otlic* Contact Carn* 

Gorr in A 3 47, 



A I I •'■ a • M ■ i. w 



> ••*•■ 11.1 •••■*■ ^11 •'Vt. • »i 

At I r»f-«*i t fi'i ,*»• 
• » • J» V !>..•.•«•— ••■•• 

rius*«* 'f '»«•«! 



-•iii»ir ■>'•> 




STl'DENTS 

If yrti net'ttuorV; 

T(>I>AYS TFMP(>R\R> 

VaJ^MHi" 

' ■•ifiir skillsiiecded! 
\VS Tf:MP()RARV „mJ >;.M ttic one 

.,h,,r „ ,r, \'ni, ,» ill hju' a thance 
■ tahulous pn/es like a 

: _ . , • ,! CD player 

Veil al'Sii could win a nijglti at hjplarCrenk! 



(3121 240-9411 



_Comics 



I 



I %IIttl 



ma m »Bnissim a 

mmm vmtni sf 
mf» mm. mm 
mirm mmi tm 
emmv mir 
mumsT cnni 

4J 



SfiMH Of m MSI 




by JON CALDARA 



ustD msMiau ooui 

nsi m aura,. 




m bCB Don mmm 

QVMC aom Bush a 
'SMumi' />T a u*»- 




I %lllll 



i€Y am. fff 
m.smjii t^e^im 





by JON CALDARA 






STm. fits- 
cm CTfc HH 





tbrnbri 



•MMWHlMiakab MfM. L 



THE HIGHEST SCO« 

IMPROVEMENTS IN 
1 H6 NATION 






n'lmi-'off 



Ouiu ottvtA M lUittt Cull*|c 




The Harbinger Mav 12. 1988 



Pages 



ACfKM* 


■» ?tm»-«oiMI 




tutm 


1 W«K» « 


4aaMi 


t StMllOfX 


41 CrmHf^ 


a Taitaral cMh 


44 KKOunlwri 


1.2 HI*** 


4< imm 


t.1 l.tnu*ual 


cvifuftCI'ton 


14 Lu.e»m;wl# 


«l S£.*Il«t 


lSNo«»l»mil»n1 


««0 «a»inMd -njn'Ofi 


1 7 Con"jfi€^ itobf 


iJ B««» .ri9i«K»itnl 


ta Pm>r> 


i*Gui<Jo'lni9»> 


19 Qtm* mrm 


•WW 


ai Soy»*fw 


Si Cooetmiifl 


M «••« 


57 im«ci 


j7 e»it 


CI V.*n»l4M 


21 Co«'»<I •'tl' 


> «i Spok.on 


» VMMI 


•4 BtiO'f btrd 


11 Con£M»Ti.i**d 


6S R«1»nl 


".|%U.»«'«» 


66 Oo."i*"»Ti.i;:;at«» 


t.1 ■'., .rT't'iri.! 'H"Jf 


fiT Sm* 



The 
Puzzle 

.'■ gem 







mjWC./- ..>.•*■ 




.-<j>V«ft . . 





•a* s«WB"wswm. etmn WiWt n 'jiWictwh'.. 



iomjraiii 




Cia^s of Hi^ 



UKIV 1 KS \H 1 


n.U FOR SI MMI-R HIl.F 


' ■•:',' /■ 

'',7 




CAL 

u-t: & 


„ NOW (ff 766-3336 

,\vk It'll J lie 
EDDIirS ( ATKKISCi 

2(>1 kKhcrl 1 
WCXJD DAlii 1 



""^Irira ^ 



Classifieds Classifieds Classifieds ^ 

The Harbinger Mat 12, 19X8 



'^tW^'- 



Page 9 



Classified Ad Rates 

Smdent mm-v(mvnerdal 
elmsifinh me free with 
.pnipcr ukntificantM. 
Non-Studem ciajisifieds (up 
to eight lines) are it SO. 
SS5 eai-h aitditum'il line. 
■'■'Ployntnt 

ikiaJtiiutil 

IJCAI. SERVrClS 
FREI C0NSl;i.T*TION 
for '. uur (f»!.il n ,■•■,.!* 
1 n i: i u il r fi I I I ■ .: . , n (1 



I-. 



SALES For Sale 

^*'" '' ,1 ■■ , I, \ir a.nj rear 

Our (mc turn- lar ■» jier jel iui • ^ -leering, 

idlo kruitod *il«fr ftjf IMft* nwf lirn • "1 Jiefuti, 

centi a «■! FriMti |i.«.i|{|0' .rnii-« «ikini|. 

i r ■■"«.. n « . n (1 u J t r ^' I fl. $.} ,2 00 E i eel le n 1 am d „ no 

Amrntj i..:iiB|)»fly ■luppofi ru»t Call S4J ttm 

ind irainiii, 'innKmum 

d 1 1 1, r i ^ II 1 - .' r f i> «• required | <|T7 o) , p COTl. iUSS 

*-'" "" '■ ' ['■ r ■: . u g h » m , 2 <lr , V ■■■ I , A vm... 

\/C, f'S PM.PW.M. Titt, 

• ■ ' ■ ' ' ■ ■ >l-OGt (>Bi:«t , H ■ IM .. A M'/FM p tu » 

•• \ »tj» iMlcfc «tii> nt* ti«iii!i Rutia 
■ rti'ii AtktAii Si '^'*>f'. ««lt 



I 



- 'iri-t 

*H, ,«T^,*..(Vi| till; 

■'e\' b»<:k 



duthv hi ••level j-j' 

and mu5K; sen 
pioneer TSh '-iof .;..,.• 
Co j» <at ^ la^ a\ "i I ;'e f^*i '•J 
•\':i !Mk t i Jill 1)1,1 ..all I.jur.e 



CWSON sr 
*'iHl : ,: • 1 
\n «•.! 
p.. 

t 
t 



TVPINc; "JFKvrri.- 



112<(| 

SITMMIM HELP I 

Summer Resu 

»»niei:l The l.rii,f.. k.-.i,.,i 

Moufe \r„iii,T- ',S, ,,,:• , , ,,,„ 



«T7«.,I«.,»WWCT 

Wu»l, jfH,. eicelttrtt 

eofli'ditmn Fulti' tPtdtd 

'■lun, Wtnv eitriii C»ll Piul • 

N« Id 1 K I - ; .4 e II jiH It I or « n % - 



BUY JEEPS. 

I it* red in drug 

,!fr 11 00 00 "* 

ni,d»v *><li!- 

1 !. h 



ir 



•A' r 1 ' 




P,l|-' 




cull ; 


^•1 lO'"! 


TYPI?, 


■■; sot VICE 




h«>!!l ,,1" I 

Piper i,iri!jn iiceil-: ■* , 

he»l offer fail l-irry 

FFMlFb i-F\f!', I ; 1 \^ Ir i 



Personals 

Warm hnditt vinrcd 

href ^prtnior toach or rax 

^^ immer^ in Iheir elforu lo 

mute Harper College 

n^himminm pool accenitible in 

duahled mijiviilualj 

Miinief raited » ill he 

maiched hy ihe Edocaiiontl 

Poundaliiin We are ,appri 

%"'''')i) au'av from our Moal 

., can tpim^ior s%'immer% 

,s ■■ ■ ■: 111) p m 

1 ■ , r,l l[r i,ir 

,ii iriiL ^ • n \ f ^<>n Friday 

\U\ • Ill a m 10 » (10 

M Bldn 

Gel Motivtteai 

Slof) falling behind in 

i.lainet k u-asling endless 

■h ou r s ■»■ h I c h r o u I d t e u 'e d 

. ■•■n.) 



t.* 



I # 1 ; « 



t<> dreai 
children 



MR? 
I 



te 



vi:, til 

I'lr ift»i„inie 
1 err nee 



1 so Call cillTed» i; 



SUM MIS SEA SON AI. 


lkiB,S'i,n.i,t,J, 




••■ -, MEKT HOMES 


S Itl ail m n,1, „ n ^ J , 1 fl> ,r, . 

week lOM 1 uii i ' "Tv 


PiU-uaa 




1 1 (■•■.■; ,|,: • !V1 V 


hci r , . : 


FOR RKN r 

■ *^ 1 nil, 1,: i"„l r 


fhiirtt 


4"i*-.i'S"i*,.„i,«'r:„ H .:l*i?>i''' 

14 HtS 


a iri' 
f 2 ^ ! 1 


lleich, fol 

r" t 1 l,ll) Til 


r m t > n l h 


.WmMiClftlLB 



»eeken,j 
IS m' e r I '. n n 
%-ettome 

Ta Htrpar Collfge 

1 2sp(l Trel:, \ I fl ] j |mi |,fc:e to !i,iv a ipeciil 

f'j'' m r". ihank,» for Ihe lasl (our 

I ' •lemeiters •>( my lile li has 

heen challenginn ai well as 

renirding I have 

■"<" •.■«(>eriented t lol of Ihinii! 

miend In lake i ith me 

* ' ' \ '^ and 

1 



••iv DtrlmK Mill 
.' ', .m r'lmfhioi and am 
,-.T of 
doe*; 

iKina: painl hul 
■■! ride »j» Ihe 

To Honey t 

i. ; ", Jll ,:>! itij, '. «■ jnd 

,ri hoi I, 'i„. 1 .1 itirl 

■11 I 5 <■ Vh .in I 'I lor 

ever\ thing l.o\e M*iv i 
riubMe F\ e^ 



ill irade (or 



FEMALE MODELS 

W AKTF!"' C4RN- t'"»n 



DO YOi; NEED 

HOUSEKEEPER ' 

I fitn do an 



BF,U,'TT d, TF^: 



, ,, . . . ■|*«.»|.'ftlfi:i1"A 

WM r»«l'. elite) l«m 
■,inV| fYlt eoStililKHI H til (If t'.'SIM' 

■■ :..f, iCifl •!* I'M -,1 I'M 

ft m. iniiil 188 HOT l)-a:irtaiiB:»t Brui 
,.;iH;! runt tMiK Ritiiie i[h>ti.ler» car*, brims, ipiinei 
''t> p IB • iKH'J II It! r«(»i»"il $urpilim Tout ,i,r*i 
Buyerii Cmitt 1 1) fidl-M-' 
tie (111, lil'M, *■■■ to >!:,■), 



itif m '*'S 



refctTii(iE,sfirBi:nT 

- jiiiti M» spttl: ttm. »i,il' 

thiir II 111 idle III II 'K»#il In 

•iiiJ ,iiiii.iiu,ii,| iipf SWF iii# 

>t W I,:.!! II »i<'iFiniinf» m »■•#•• 



i5tTf*riON u-nKTr 



■I,"SI* Wt S,ii«.J 

sl«;«ft HOMES 

■ ft.' ri.il in Til S«i»f 

Binrtt inin 

,: I""* II t 'ifli^i 



,,MMlC,...&ilXli»lUjai 

*li«tHliSlllli,$T'liI»r. 
■I'lHiiintiwr ! i yrn <tlij 

fMltBi'illli «HIM| HfllllBf 

t-Klin Cliilil 'l!l,«i.f |» *l\ 
1i'»'1--M>«l 

TASICI. 'I,"!.*:!!:: I'll,, GUT )»,«, 

Klii'lo ■ -' ■■:, * vrt old 

* 1 1 " . I \U k t m 



NEEd CAsh For 
colUqE ?? 

SI4> MiLLK>N 

■. ' ■■'. '.NCIAt All) WI,Nt t,!Nl,t AIM! (,) 

i AST Yi Mi 
*r 1 AN HMD rUf ftlNDS YOU NfH) 

I M EDUCATIONAL SERVICES 

l'> HOK :,' 1 / 

CHDSPLCl HtlGlllS. IL t.00/0 

(,3I?) 705 BS?7 

wKiTi: ron ritrt niro«n*Tiw« 



M,inNi Niinnmr 



i „Photos 

#1 



The Harbinuer May 12, 1988 



Page 10 




Mods skink to Rude Gikm 



sports ___ 

Tndv Trials Start Saturday 

•^ . „ 11 ...t,- .he *(i«t WbccUng. II.. hiscl ''''f^^'"' ,, ,hfcc-limc winnt 



'mm Sp«x<l*ay, a« «lic«l"l« 
lohtfin on S«iutit.iv at UW 

Murio Anarcii. *i!l n»; *hi 
1,1 capture Hk "C^^nd 
conitwuiivc F''^' P"'^"'"" '"' 
,fce May :'>iti '•<-'^""' " 

,,, .,,,..i,.i til- *ill have K:m>h><." 

,,,,,., mulish *i* 'i"'-'l 
.-w- ^'^ vTivailiiKl'" '**''■■ 

■nl W 

Amircii. will IX- i.l"v..ii:^.> 

uiiar".'*'..'''"''*''' ■■'','"' .';' '"'■,'„■ 

S latini; en.;:!"'. '' "'■' 
■•)(»"■ charepmi t^ <>.iiu: !.-> ■.>■:'■' 
Ite (HJlc. Ik » go'"'*' '<■' '''•'*"■ 'I' 
belt out """'■ ''""■'" 
compel ilion. Aailn". 

Biyger Pen Ac itthk -• 

; tet 

Pt-.n tar*i in Ihis yea'* •*'^^* 
Tin- I*:'*'"' plan*, "upplytng ""■'■ 

" [1,., .,, luiL. <(ir ctumr"."' 

Al Li 
Soil''-.'. 
Vt.i.'.i;-. ■■. 



average speed U-b Sawntay. te 
will cjifuw his louriti tndy (m* 

Bohhv Ral»al 's another 
Jnvci wlw IS ctFt'«* '" I"" "''' 
a sirimg nulw "" >*"^ ';''^' 
R.,hal *on ilK ■■■'^(H>'' "1 1'"^'- 



MCOhd He *.U take the *l«t 

of a Lola/Cosworlh tor (he 
ViKfGran.iielhriingien"i_ 

Michitel Anitetli. <»>e «**' 
..on (.(■ Matm. *'" ** ••h<W'""(« 

, 'I 1 .1, r < r 1 1 III ii' H^tsl I U *n . 



WhccUng. II.. h<«d Torsvih 
learn ..t SV *.ll »* 'he .it.vcr 

[>lbi 1" *'■''■ "^ liiIMiriK- alter 
di-ivms Vomuila <.)iif l"' I""' 

,^| I ,,,,., Ir Ir.-sh I'll .,1 

■ ,..[■» ■ . ■ ". •'' '■'""' 



Previous Ten Indianapolis 500 Winners 



Driver 
,\1 IJnscr Sr. 
Bobby K.ahal 
Danny Sulhvan 
Rick Mcars 
"Tom Scnva 
Gordon Jolmcock 

Bobby LInscr 

Johnny Rutherford 

Ritk Mcars 

Al I iixcr Si. 



am,l4U.alilKXl«...riaia-.l£-,il-[-i '^^^_ ■ "^ 
ve,:,r,He wiinv.lrr.,fn; Jl»l.i. '|'j'!-«"' 
ptmetMJ I'V a Jui.l«l '" '" ■■■ 
ciipnc 



C"ar Owner 
Rojicr rcnsKf 
juii T'rucnuin 
R.o,t;,fr Pcnskc 
Roger I'cnskf 
Geotgf BiptKvifi 

Roger reii^kc 
Jim Hall 
Roger l\Ti'.k..:' 
hm H.ill 



.,.. will he atu,-mtniiu.:, f 
HxuM) his Martli «KC 'i* .■n . 
Chevtoki cngim" 

,\t,,,i|.i.i'.i ilriM.'' "■ 



Two veterans worthy of 
„ou- arc thrcc-lime wmncr. 

Johnny Ruthcrlord and iwo-imre 

ch<»ur' ("lordon Johncock, 

t>Ui.asounnrr..v.Mhcvcanctin 

,, „nlv .n.lu.U- IH-reV Daly. 

.. H.111I Bi>c<-cl. 

.,.1,1 Mii*iiy 



',o''"^ual.1■. '>■' '"'^ 'V 

, ., ,1 .'II I'l'-. I *hi' 
ln,ti.ili.t!»ii' 

, I '. I tK- 

.nephew of Marto), and BilK 

' ' „.,;nr Bill) 

..„. .-lilct 

Vl,. 

l,i..i.„ ... 

k.lkama.:jr*u-tk. 

John i»nes .M f anada i^ 
anolhct ro'-* 
(HUcmial ai _ ^ 

Vllk..V,lh*llltH->-.nMi:,.: ...b-... 

KH( ;(\.s*oiih> .Multelli *>ll 

ihc wheel o' *> 

. ..N'* (irth 

.. . ,.,. ,1 ,... hai\l III predict 

. '.^r Ihi: 



.,|vliL:i.'.n i"'.' CMiU.-n!'.'". 






\h> XJ^ 



r. r .) '' 



1988 Softball Statistics 



Na.m.c 

Julie Rowe 

Lynn Hover 

Kns Foster 

Jeitntfcr Blasky 
Robin Drackky 
Jenny Baumsiark 
Connie .Vntel 
Linda Hubcrs 
Gail Kunime»o* 
Jcnnv Pytlari 
Michclc Thenaiili 

Voi.iK 



Batting 

H 2B 



IR RBI 

18 



779 



lR2t 2{»f 13 

Pitching 



2 n.J 6it .251 



W 

CI 



L >P 

6 91 2/3 



II R 111 

94 ..59 43 
60 



\aTTU' 

1hcn«l. lot I m 1/3 124 77 

Toial. 18t 12 m 218 '-« >03 

t Denotes New School Record 



52 84 25 -V.79 



. me have a 

J WOR« of 

If youre lookino for .n exciting retail 
opponunity. tak. a took »' Olf^«.^/^^ 
-a dynamic national retailer in the 
discount oti'ce supply market 
were loohing (or cashieri, receivers, stock 

Clerks and sales staff ^„ „„,nihe 

AS a full - or part-time employee you "be 

aDie to help choose your work schedule, 'n 
addition to a competitive salary based on 
wpeTence. you-ll be el-g-ble tor immediate 
Tn-swe discounts and scheduled salary 
r«!nMr first vear H you virork more 
reviews in /our tirsi year i' yw" „i,„,hio 

than twenty hours a week VO" " ^^^f ^9^^ 
tor nfteral vacation, holiday and sick ^me 
Benefits, full-time employees 'II! f.s 
eligiole tor a comprehensive benj^s 
oackace v«hich includes life, med.cai. 
hosDttaltiation and dental insurance. 
TO applTTor these excellent opportunities 
apply in person at our store 

1414 N. Rosetle Road 
Schaumburg. Ullnoit 60196 

(one block north of Golf Hoaa) 



s) 8i!g 



Join a Wofld-Claaa OrgwlMtt^ 



•4 



_Sports 

Bats Keep Team Alive 



Thf Harbinctr \!a> 12,1988 



Page 12 



Hawks "icore 41- give up 40 



»» Sc< 


lit Wwdnn 




'HjMirl"* 


I'dtlor 3n4 




SlIIHlt 


S.4it*tifrt 




S|»iOf t* 


W rlltf 




I)s- 


.['■U hlWti' 


-. !■ 


pHl'ftl 






Team 






Socii{'» 


at 1'. .' 




wm Ih.- (I . - .. 






: llw* f 


Illlf 



V,n.i,..» 



. K ti' .! .....ri. 
\. ItBl to Mail'. 'I> 

m eamc (»■' •"■! 



jijriijmii'nl .111' -r 



».jiil« One 
Har(i<r 15 

Lake (."<Mnl)' 10 
Jalim Knaii*:>t. »tii> 



Kll-tl! 






wore 
oulf 
in tw 
(■i#l 
enoti 

ihiivl 



(iaiHf Two 
OailM !! 
llar'iwr II) 

less iinul (he I'Duiih, *licii 
dck-» RK.k C'Viaklfj- »imi|Ied 
10 runs. TtH- H«»lis itllfed 

m ihc tilih, hul <l Wis mt. 

t'h. M .iL k II It I- 1 hj«l ii 





]lll 


m m 




m 


m ■ 




:■ iri 

tf!l 


11 



10 iHh illllir, . 
•(•i«t litr > 

had lwi> HBI>' Hill <i'f.f.nh 
MilltfCil iIk: low, 

liMiWr Thrifr 
lliir|irr Ih 

I nix- ( oiinu X 
Kfwu-.'-,, '*>»• ■.|.<il.,.l ■ti i,il. 






ii(ki«:l ikmWc 
Ihicc ruiM. Kchm It 
imiiriv(-ftR!<;ir«l<-i 



■IT 

. . 1 in 

wj iliin- liil> 

ilfitkkt Bill 

:]■«»• RBI:S 

tw »«. 



Track: Women 
Defend Titles 



B> St'oM nmrdiiiii 

The l-larT»-i '*i;>tni-iT> Tr.ni .bi,I I h'IlI 


1 




Team ■.in,.,(-v.lul!'> ..)..;li;r),,l.,;.! r:rt1, III. ir 
contMiii'd Kcium I'V '' 

%ah ir" i'« ' 






Jlkt '. MK 


■iiuth,, \ fcni H 




C* 1 . ' '■' •""' 


■ 




0:H 


. :■ 'lu'n wifl L 


in'iptic .11 Ni'rif 


hcauiilul ilay. *t; li 

/cltner »Mti)„ "All i".' " ''■'■' 


Centr.. 
1"h.- IT 


.■•Ln 
- Ih. 


" Ttie H..*!.- ri;.:i.i" M.snn, t,.«- 










I 1 . \ 1 1 I ■ ■ ■ 


!« li ...i.,!! - 






■^ 'miitf-pta-e 
1 ■!*«« ire M te (eguMi lewl. 


ihr ■!(■■»■'•• mf I: ■■ - 


■ Hl'll,,, 




Sports 
Update 



Attention! Baseball I pdatc: 
Men Advance to Resi«»nal 



Tennis Advances lo Nationals 
Takes Second at Rejzion Meet 



Till- H.irnt T.iinr, 'I 



Men's Track & Field 
Team Finishes Fourth in 
Region and Fifth in State 



Ttit MitfiiKT Ml' II 



Ri-Millv ■■- 
( 1 1 Third -ft.i. 
tunip 4J"7" I- 1. 1 1 
\:'2 1 1,1: Andy 1 cri 

1 1 1 s' (1i, Ttw icaiii - "i'>.i "•■"-• '■•■''' ■ 
S.itufiln 

Athletic Department: 
"Thank \ «ni" 



fi!.nh li>"'" li--»li 
(1I tlu:-i« hclit.ini<i.:" 



i) uon Ixul'i 

,■,) m \omc 



Scoit Bordon 



I 




il,.r[«-r T..1.1 * r.,-t;t TlMF' 



,ll.il,c Kxu.'M..u: 



Laira Ftrmprn WMn 1 '.M* 1 1 \nk 



\This is the last issue of the spring u-nu-sier